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ayyyez · 1 year

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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!

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#new pinned post #ez speaks #tag directory #blog directory #link directory #welcome to my kitchen~#we have one chronically ill writer #writing about all the fictional characters she loves #feel free to stay awhile #spam away #love reblogs with comments #but likes are always appreciated #thank you for visiting #update april 2023

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theabigailthorn · 5 months

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Just wrapped on the new Chube lads

Took two days of filming, but it's in the can and headed to your eyeballs soon. Dead chuffed with this one: it's ambitious and creative and cool as hell

This isn't even the best outfit: there's more on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/93358888?pr=true

ALSO - an old character from Season 2 of Philosophy Tube is going to be making a comeback!

#philosophytube #philosophy chube #philosophy fukin chuuube #let's goooooooooo #fun fact that's my actual apron that I just have for baking #Brian got this wild D&G leather blazer dress and I was like 'Lol I'm gonna put a cheap amazon apron over it'#Why does this pic feel like it has John Wick energy?#Wick pic #Welcome to my kitchen Mr Wick would you like ten knives for no reason?#I need no knives: I will cut you with these cheekbones #John Wick: [looks confused and Stoic]#John Wick: [defeats me easily with the paprika]#the knives were a misdirect

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introspectivememories · 1 year

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bernard walking into tim's kitchen and touching the counter the way someone in the future would touch the ground of an abandoned nuclear waste site: something terrible happened here

#bernard is so dramatic about tim's kitchen #tim huffing: my kitchen is perfectly usable!#bernard whirling around: you put evidence from a murder in the gps oven to track the offenders! it's like you've never heard of food safety #tim waking up hans tied tied behind his back: what? where am i?#bernard loading up his 500 slide powerpoint: welcome to food safety 101 tim. there will be a test at the end. i do Not grade on a curve.#timbern #timber #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #1k

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phantomrose96 · 4 months

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i was reading tour home alone post thing ans i was like "oh this is funny i wonder who posted this" and i was like PHANTOM ROSE ??? FROM AO3???

This is like being caught standing in front of the open fridge in my underwear at 3am.

Regretfully I must inform you that yes Phantomrose from Ao3 (writer of long-form psychological horror fics) is in fact Phantomrose from tumblr (asks if the Home Alone robbers ever explored each others’ bodies). Double regretfully the tumblr Phantomrose has been around longer.

#I’m lying it’s actually really funny #welcome to my underwear kitchen

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meshyjournalofinterests · 2 months

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To the company who made the Welcome Home Recipe Book, I'm finding you /j

#rainbow puppet friends #welcome home #im violent #none of these puppets can cook #theyre not welcome in my kitchen

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hella1975 · 8 months

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all hate to tiktok for taking 'having a space to more openly and actively talk about different cultures' to mean 'cultures are NOT to be shared and we must be vigilantly defensive of our cultures for fear of appropriation, a word that can be applied to any multicultural interaction'. like of course cultural appropriation is a very real problem but ive seen with the access to global multicultural conversation that tiktok provides it's made people TERRIFIED to even interact with cultures other than their own for fear of 'doing it wrong'. like at some point you have to acknowledge that in the real world of the great outdoors, the majority of people are eager to SHARE their cultures. yes there are ignorant questions and biases but also... how do you think those things get unlearnt? i dont understand how deciding that multiculturalism is an elephant in the room instead of a normal thing that should just be talked about and lived with is supposed to benefit anyone? and kids on tiktok are CONVINCED that it's a time bomb of a conversation to have and therefore must be avoided at all costs but like. people generally LOVE their home and their culture and are PROUD of it and want to share it. how have we made it so that showing genuine interest and a desire to understand something so integral to a person's identity is now feared and borderline demonised?

#thinking about this a lot lately. thinking about how fun it was comparing cultural differences in america #thinking of how when i was homesick one thing i found a great comfort in was talking about my home #and how it differed and i really loved and appreciated it when people would ask me about england #in a way that they genuinely just wanted to learn about it and not to take the piss #thinking about how the kitchen at work has chefs from all over europe. we have an irish chef and a spanish chef and an italian chef #and one of the kps is from eastern europe (i havent actually been able to find out where yet) etc and the way they banter with each other #like usually chefs are Problematic bc their humour is VERY abrasive and usually offensive #but this is one instance where it's actually to their benefit bc they're so unafraid to ADDRESS THE FACT THEY HAVE DIFFERENT CULTURES #i feel like the tiktok gen are so petrified of even acknowledging other cultures let alone discussing them #that it's actually sending the conversation backwards. like how does hoarding your culture and pretending it's not there benefit anyone #LET ALONE YOU AND THE CULTURE IN QUESTION. idk it just baffles me a bit that something that started as people on tiktok #genuinely spreading information and talking about the BAD side of this where people DO culturally appropriate or invade spaces that arent #theirs has now become 'for fear of speaking bad about it we will not speak about it at all'. and they'll crucify you if you do. like what #even at uni my best mate is indian and she's too scared to join the sikh society on her own so i regularly go to the events with her #and im typically one of the handful (or the only) white non-sikh there and i get SO welcomed each time #like there's such a genuine excitement to share the culture with someone who is effectively a blank slate #and like yeah ill ask 'dumb' questions or i'll have different experiences (tried a samosa for the first time at one of these events #and the moment that info got out i had like five STRANGERS trying to give me different samosas to try and it was genuinely such #a laugh bc yes they were TEASING me bc 'how have you never had one' but they were also really eager to share MORE as a result)#ugh idk what im saying. i just think it's a shame to watch this happen in real time on the internet #when if people would just go outside and actually TALK to people from other cultures they'd realise 9 times out of 10 the interactions #are actually really really nice for BOTH parties. and actually refusing to talk about this stuff is long-term pretty fucking detrimental #and it also goes the other way!!! like imagine if i - citizen of colonisation motherland herself - didn't interact with other cultures #and didnt ask questions or hear their opinions on whatever shared history we have from THEIR POINT OF VIEW #imagine the kind of shit id be internalising bc i only hung out with other white british people. it wouldnt matter if i was doing it #to be woke or 'respect their culture'. it would still be fucking ignorant. like half my interactions with other cultures #see me as the butt of the joke bc of this like aforementioned irish chef at work VOCALLY slates the english all the time #but it's done in an environment where we're FRIENDS and it's poking fun at each other while still addressing a very serious history. like??#idk if any of this is worded in a way that makes sense but yeah. i have thoughts #cant believe i got inspired to make an actually serious post bc of the CHEFS AT WORK. embarrassing. no one let them see this

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lightbulb-warning · 1 month

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where have you been????? i barely see you post!

i've been doing my best!! :'D these past months my irl life has gotten real complicated and my performance/social/general anxiety has gotten real BLEUGH,,,, havent really been in the posting mood. or drawing mood. _(:'3」∠)_

im still here tho!! EEPYXHAUSTED AS HELL but im taking things slow while i learn how to handle things! ive got this! >;}c

thank you for checking in!! :D

#/lh #I don't consider myself a content creator i consider this tumblr blog like my fridge i occasionally put draws on #and sometimes y'all pop in to look at whatever's new on my fridge #I don't know if this visual makes sense but im running with it. like a refrigerator #ha ha ha ba tum tsk #but yeah you're welcome to tea if you stop by!! but this isn't a gallery it's a fridge yknow??#there's not even a kitchen who put this fridge here!!!#BIT ASIDE #will i be posting more draws? yea!! what are they gonna be? i dunno!!!!#so yeah thanks for reading have a nice day!!#ask maiora #dunno if any of that makes sense lmao!!

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scaredycat6501 · 2 months

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Hello! I bring to you, Wally Darling Art!

(Mini trigger warning for STARING!!! So if you have Scopophobia, proceed at your own risk- I don't know if there's even much of A risk, but better safe than sorry!)

I am here with the ✨pretty boy✨. I know my art sucks like Popsicle-sticks on a hot Arizona afternoon, but it still exists :3 (At least compared to other art made by artists my art stinks apparently I guess :,3) (Update: Guys, I don't mean that in any way to bother ya'll, I mean it as in I still need improvement, especially because other people are being jerks and criticizing my art, and I AM proud of my improvement, yet I still feel the need to improve. Don't get worked up about that please.) Also.... AAAAAUUUUGH EXCITEMENT FOR THE UPDAAATTEEEE 😭

#Wally Darling #Welcome Home #Wally fanart #Wally Darling Fanart #Welcome Home Fanart #SCAREDYCAT6501 #Scaredycat #scaredycat6501 #Draconian Idyll #art #Art by Scaredycat6501 #Rahhhh #🎵It's 9:50 pm rn and I'm hungry for cheese #I'ma go check for some cheese in my kitchen FrIdGEeeeeeEeE 🎵#🎵Ouch my back hurts.🎵#🎵I'm sleep deprived🎵#🎵My neck feels broken.🎵#🎵Did I mention my back?🎵#*Falls face first in latin*

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heart-of-a-rebel16 · 9 months

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Buckle up lads, I’m about to have what I can only describe as a category 5 autism event.

(long post incoming)

so there’s this song by Will Wood called Against the Kitchen Floor, and besides the fact that it slaps hard, it reminded me way, way too much of what I view Kallus’ and Zeb’s relationships to be like (at least from Kallus’ point of view)

There’s several lines I really want to highlight, but on the whole the song fits excellently. Long analysis of lyrics and heavy conjecture under the cut!

Lord knows I owe you more Than I'm pretty sure I ever could give anybody But I can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects Bottom shelf erotic products like me

I like to think that Kallus probably has little to no idea how being a normal human being works because he was with the Empire so long. He and others have been used as tools for so long that their sense of self worth is highly diminished. As such, when he enters a relationship with Zeb, Kallus doesn’t know what to do or even if Zeb truly wants him because he’s himself. That’s also reflected in the next line ‘So I could hold your hand but, keep you at arms length’

I swear, I'm really trying It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want me for me I swear, I'm really trying Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet

This line also fits really well with what I was taking about above. Kallus wants to love Zeb, but he doesn’t think that he’s human enough or deserves it.

…I only know that I'm still lonely That morbid sort where even company can't cure me And the more you reassure, the less I trust

This one is a bit self explanatory, but I’ll do it anyways :). The more Zeb assures Kallus that he loves him, the less he believes it, because he views himself as a charity case. He’s incredibly lonely, but he can’t bring himself to love the one person that truly loves him back.

The vertex of my redemption arc The searching on that virgin heart I'm catatonic in your arms Crying, "How did I cause so much harm?"

This is one of The Big Ones. Besides the point that one of the lyrics is literally ‘redemption arc’, the last part fits almost too well with the Purge of Lasan and Kallus’ role. Yet, Zeb is literally the vertex of his redemption arc; he’s the one that pushed Kallus to ask questions about the system he was a part of.

I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours Don't say "I'm sorry, but this can't go on" I know you've got scars of your own But hide my knives before you go I'll either live or die alone

This is the second Big One. Zeb is just as scarred as Kallus is (maybe even more so) and Kallus helped create some of those scars. The guilt he feels is immense, and the line ‘Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours’ fits so well it makes my chest ache.

I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress I promise, I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible I swear, I'm so fucking sorry I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all

Again, Kallus wants so badly to love Zeb, and he wants to prove that he can be human enough to return Zeb’s affection, but he doesn’t believe that he is or can be a good person after everything he’s done. Nevertheless, he still decides to try his best

(@seth-silver-ink)

#This was the thing I was talking about yesterday #Now that I’ve sufficiently embarrassed myself I’ll take my leave #star wars rebels #sw rebels #swr #agent kallus #alexsandr kallus #garazeb orrelios #zeb orrelios #kalluzeb #will wood #against the kitchen floor #character analysis #I might make art for this sometime idk #Also I welcome other analysis of lyrics! I like hearing what y’all have to say

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red-flagging · 2 months

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26, what would you describe as ooc? For... Lewis, if you need a specific blorbo

(fic ask game!)

in every fandom for every character it's ALWAYS therapyspeak lmao. He Would Not Have The Emotional Intelligence To Say That is basically a universal truth but also i think even for characters who i would describe as relatively self-aware (your alex albons of the world, for instance) - just because you're aware of a feeling doesn't mean that you can articulate it to yourself, much less out loud to anyone else. so more than it even feeling OOC i think it annoys me because i think the way that people try to rationalize/explain away their feelings, or subliminate them into a different thing, or talk around them, is so much more interesting and reveals so much more about their character than saying (even in internal narration) "he felt X"

for lewis specifically: i think that we (collectively, myself included) need to write him bitchier and more insufferable lol. this is something that i get annoyed by for any driver (love and light to anyone who loves grid dad seb but.) but i think it's especially prevalent sometimes w lewis for many reasons, including the live laugh love public persona that he has actively cultivated in recent years lol. and i think: as w any person. putting someone on a pedestal can be as dehumanizing as the opposite! like. the universal human condition is to be so annoying and to bitch during video shoots about how everything is taking so long and and to be kind of toxic about how everyone else on the grid couldn't take the heat during qatar 2023 etc etc. and i think that fics that actively engage w him being whiny and stubborn and petty and a little immature are actually much more compassionate and nuanced and more interesting for it.

(this is also actually the number one thing that will make me back out of brocedes fic is like. if it's too sympathetic to lewis lmao/paints the toxicity in that relationship as purely one-sided. you cannot be like "this place is a freak show i don't respect either of you people" and then make one half of the pairing NOT an annoying freak. u know)

#kritischetheologie #THAT BEING SAID: i do think therapyspeak is EXTREMELY good as like. a character trait to give someone #but like: in order to purposefullydemonstrate something else abt their personality u know. not bc therapyspeak is just like the default way #that everyone talks in this universe #asks #thank u c!!#still taking these btw if anyone else wants to send any #my computer is getting repaired rip so my only other plans for tonight are getting drunk and deep cleaning my entire kitchen. so #distractions are very welcome.#writing

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firecurls-27 · 1 year

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Just cause it’s my birthday, it doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to give OTHERS gifts! Soooo

I made some of my closest mutual’s new cuphead oc’s!!

@queenkittycat123

Sixer D. Jasper

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He/they, July 7th, pansexual, isle 2

King Dice’s weird cousin no one really talks about. No one even knows how old he is, not even himself. 20 sided dice with multiple eyes. He’s very friendly, just incredibly odd so no one really likes hanging out with him. He’s really good at babysitting and does a better job than most parents! He loves hanging out at the carnival, he feels like he belongs there.

@hey-imma-fangirl

Mother Nature

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Goes by any pronouns but mostly uses she, January 1st, a million yo, demisexual, isle 4

Very calm and fun to talk to. She loves hearing mortals explain how they see the world. And yes, she’s VERY familiar with Lucifer, it was if he (or she, in fangirl’s au) was her own child. They haven’t talked in centuries but would love to see her lu-lu again.. every now and then an Angel from heaven comes to see her, but it’s not the same.

@marshmallow-biscuit-blog

Selene the selkie

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She/they, May 17th, 12yo, lesbian, demigirl, isle 3

A selkie who loves to hang out around the docks and mess with sailor ships. Very energetic and will talk for HOURS. She’s actually very nice if she’s comfortable around you. Can and will eat an entire bucket of tuna if you let her. She’s got a crush on Cora (the pirate NPC) and before you ask, her seal skin is her dress sash she tied into a bow.

@zibiscusloon

Pappy (papaya) Sugarsap the fruit bat

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They/them, October 29th, 39 yo, bisexual (leans towards men) isle 4

A librarian with insane insomnia. The only bat in their family who stays up day and night. They love to read books for children during “story time” and rarely ever takes a break. Very patient with kids, not adults. They hate vessel the most (they have a crush on him) but only tolerates him cause Mugman is pappy’s best customer, Mugman has his own personal reading nook at the library. Honestly pappy rarely ever shows joy in interacting with adults. They hope they can adopt children of their own one day, but they just have to wait..

DO NOT REBLOG/REPOST UNLESS YOU’RE THE PERSON WHO RECEIVED THE OC

If you do not like how your new oc looks/sounds, you are free to change their look/voice. The oc is yours now, have fun with them.

If you do not like your new oc, you’re free to give them away to someone else.

Other than that, I hope you guys like them! Thank you all for the kindness you’ve given me today!^^

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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Reading your tags it seems you’re the type to get cuteness aggression with Wally lol

homie i get cuteness aggression with Everything

#ngl most of my emotions find a way to translate into some flavor of Violence or Anger #internally of course.#BUT YEAH AGH HE DOES BRING IT OUT A LIL MORE THAN USUAL #i look at wally. i get the impulse to rip him in half and repurpose his stuffing into a new cat toy #& the fuckin. you would not BELIEVE the rant i just had in my kitchen over laughingstock #twas Advanced Cuteness Aggression #WHY ARE ALL THE WELCOME HOME CHARACTERS SO AGASHKJEFANJA I NEED TO BLEND THEM ALL INTO A SMOOTHIE #and then pour that smoothie into water balloons. and then chuck them at people from the top of a skyscraper #sometimes i think to myself - hey maybe i should try crocheting my own wally or whatever #but then i realize it would be a waste of yarn. id destroy it immediately #i would give in to the urge to squeeze throw throttle bite tear and it would be Decimated #rambles from the bog #but no yeah im totally normal about him. and the others. very sane and peaceful

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monkee-mobile · 6 days

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mike comes home after a long day of monkeeing around (get it?) and walks into the pad, arms open, and loudly asks where his “little ones” (or babies, take your pick) are. peter and davy take the hint and run up to give him hugs because they love their mama

AWWWWWWW YESSSS!!!

#this is the realest of the real #oh my goodness #mike all through the 70s and 80s is FULL parent #he’s just embraced it #he’s happy and he loves his boys #hes mummma!!!!! yay!!#micky from the kitchen washing a dish: welcome home honey!#(mike giving him a kiss on the cheek while struggling to hold davy on his hip and with peter’s arms firmly wrapped around his waist)#domestic monkees my beloved

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brigitttt · 1 year

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hi I made another completely handsewn skirt! cotton/linen, six big ankle-length panels with a couple back pleats and a waistband, strip of jacquard ribbon from papilionaceous silk, and a special porcelain bird button :)

#clearly i become a very silly model. also hello welcome to my corridor of a kitchen #sewing #fashion #skirt #gpoy

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theladyyavilee · 2 years

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for @diazactually, welcome back love 💕💕💕 part i | part ii

‘I watch him in the kitchen. I think of how much it hurts to love somebody. How deep the hurt is, how almost unbearable. It’s not the love that hurts; it’s the possibility of anything happening to the object of your love.’ Augusten Burroughs || Magical Thinking

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ghosteii · 8 months

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*shows up to your house with ingredients for soup*

Erm

where’s your stove?

here's the stove !! feel free to use it :)

wait..

gasp

soup ingredients- !!

im dragging you toward the stove- we're making soup now >:]

#the issue is what kind of soup do we make #hmm very tough question #also welcome to my kitchen #*gives you a bouquet of pretty flowers*#mutuals

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