#we stan Alan in this house
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I told him, indeed I was no great shot.
“And that’s very bravely said,” he cried, in a great admiration of my candour. “There’s many a pretty gentleman that wouldnae dare to say it.”
Alan is the best, and he's quite right that honesty can be very brave
the culture shock in this chapter is SO MUCH BETTER than I remembered
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Characters that are inspired by/ based on the Frog brothers + Sam are so precious to me.
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So, I watched either ep 10 or 11 of Pitbabe -
What the actual f*** is going on? How tf did Charlie survive? Why are they focusing more on Alan and Jeff? WHY IS DADDY SUCH A DOUCHE? WHY IS THE UNCLE SO STUPID?!
sorry, I'm just so confused
Hi Anon 😊
Never be sorry for ranting! I love doing this myself 🤭 Well... How did Charlie survive? I am really not a pro in this field of universe, but what I get is, that he is an alpha, so that means he could heal faster. He was prepared for the accident, so he could deal better with the impact of the crash. At the hospital, he was injected with the serum that suppresses his powers, which was important for Babe to get his senses back and assume Charlie was dead. Remember, Charlie had already told him that he would give his senses back if he dies. Hence the urgency for him to get the serum while still in the hospital. Plus a drug to slow his heart rate and make him look dead. Due to the grief and overwhelm because of his returning senses, Babe didn't realise anything about Charlie's fake death.
Daddy is the villian, so he has to be an asshole. And he does quite a good job! I really hate him! He is an emotionless piece of shit that only wants money, without thinking about other people or children. And to be honest, this is so close to reality, it is really frightening!
Which uncle? Now I am confused 🙈
Okay... The Alan and Jeff thing... In this house we stan these two, so I am very happy we finally got some progress with these two! And I don't mind them having this much screen time. I adore them together. They are the secondary couple, so they have to get a little bit of the screen time and as Charlie recovers and Babe is mourning his death, I was really happy seeing Alan x Jeff on my screen being all over each other.
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SPOILERS IG
Okay so like. . .Some of you Victim stans are going to despise me for this but, Victim Is not threatening. . .Like at all to me, sure maybe to other sticks like Chosen and the Color Gang etc but when you think about It. . .What kind of threat does he serve to Alan In like any sort of way, like he Is legit just PIXLES on a screen while Alans Is a whole ass human being, like. . .How Is this whole revenge plot going to work, Is Victim trying to kill him, like Is he just gonna send bombs to his house via droids or hack Is PC or something like what. . .??? The more I think about It the more I realize that these guys appose no threat other then Inside the OuterNet and I find that hilarious, Alan probably doesn’t even remember who Victim Is, I hope we get more world building outside of the Outernet because right now It’s sort of funny.
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Snape Asks
Do you have a snOTP? What is it?
Sure, Snape x [First name] (specifically my OC) haha
2. What do you think is Snape's favourite colour and why?
Black? Like...obviously. You think he'd wear so much of it if he didn't genuinely like it?
3. Which Disney character, according to you is most like Snape?
Scar. I don't think there's another answer.
4. Do you think Snape remained a virgin?
I hate this question. Absolutely NOT. The dude was guilty about his best friend's death, it doesn't mean he never had sex. The only way he would have is if he were fully asexual (which, to be fair, seems possible).
5. Do you think Snape ever loved anyone other than Lily, romantically or platonically?
Romantically, no. Platonically, I think he loved Dumbledore and Draco.
6. If Snape learnt another language, which would he choose?
Latin, doy.
7. Which staff member do you think gets along well with Snape?
Dumbledore. I don't think he and McGonagall were friends, despite the fluffy popular head canons. Mutual respect, sure, but not friendship. Otherwise, I don't see him hanging out with any other staff.
8. If you had to assign Snape to a house, which one would it be?
Slytherin. No question. Dude was immensely ambitious.
9. What are your personal headcanons on Snape's diet and favourite foods?
I think eating was a chore for him. He probably had one favorite meal at any given time and it was all he wanted to eat. It'd change monthly. Sometimes he'd have a bread-and-cheese month, sometimes he'd have an eggs-and-bacon month. Otherwise he'd forget to eat.
10. Do you think Snape's character has changed the way you think/feel about others?
Yeah, I mean I hate James Potter. That's more because of the Marauders stans though. What a toxic community.
11. Your favourite scenes with book/movie!Snape?
Literally every book Snape scene.
12. If you had to chose a Golden trio era student to be Snape's friend, who would it be and why?
Luna.
13. Do you think Alan Rickman contributed to your love for Snape?
Yeah, but I loved book Snape first.
14. What do you think is Snape's favourite potion to prepare?
Probably changes based on the month. Whatever's fascinating him at the moment. Something complicated and finnicky, definitely.
15. If Snape had any free time, how do you think he would spend it?
Reading, drinking wine, doing up his buttons, smoking.
16. Were you ever a Snater? How and when did you become a Snover?
God no. I have taste.
17. Do you think Snape was unhappy even after joining the DEs?
Yes, definitely. I don't think it ever gave him what he was looking for.
18. Your favourite physical feature of Snape?
Eyes.
19. According to you, what is Snape's biggest flaw?
Being a dick for absolutely no reason. Lack of chill.
20. Why do you love Snape so much?
He's powerful and brilliant and misunderstood. He's also a weird sexy feral emo boy. He's also a professor and like...sheesh.
21. What particular memory do you think Snape used to conjure his patronus?
Something with Lily obviously. Could be anything. The day they met, hanging out by the Black Lake, laughing in class. It probably changes.
22. Do you think Lily was a good friend to Severus?
Not really. Maybe when they were kids, but once she started hating his friends, there's a real sense that she thought she was too cool for him.
23. What do you think Snape wore under his robes?
Dude what? Trousers.
24. Do you think Snape ever self-harmed?
I don't think he'd see the point.
25. Is there any other character you love as much as Snape? Do you think they'll get along?
Yeah. And no, they absolutely would not get along.
26. What genre do you think Snape preferred to read?
Crime, thrillers, non-fiction, historical fiction, maybe some horror
27. Do you think Snape was close to his mother?
No. I think he was disappointed by her. But he loved her more than he loved his dad.
28. Do you think you'd like being taught by Snape?
Only if we were fucking. Otherwise, from what I've seen he seems like a pretty lazy and demanding teacher.
29. How do you headcanon Snape's bedroom would look like?
Queen bed with dark sheets, a few bookcases, a desk and reading chair.
30. If you could give young Snape any advice, what would it be?
You're better than your origins. James Potter sucks--rise above it. And don't listen to the fucking Death Eaters man, come on. Dark Arts aren't the only magical mysteries left.
31. Do you think Snape had any mental illnesses? Which ones and why?
Yeah, dude. If the guy wasn't depressed I will eat my fucking hat. He was probably anxious as hell too. Maybe on the spectrum.
32. If you could change Snape's middle name to be something other than Tobias what would you choose?
Do people have opinions on this?
33. Top 3 songs you think will show up in Snape's most played?
There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
The Killing Moon - Echo & the Bunnymen
Bela Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus
34. Do you have any Snape NOTPs?
I hate Snape x any of the Potters. Lily, James and Harry need to back off. Haven't they put him through enough?
35. Snapey BROTPs?
No, I want my man lonely and annoyed.
36. Did Snape get sick often? Your headcanons for when he was sick?
I don't think OFTEN. He'd definitely refuse to go to the hospital wing and brew his own cures. Probably worked when he was sick too. Stubborn ass.
37. Snape didn't pay attention to his physical appearance, but if you had to choose a part he would take care of, which would it be?
I disagree, I think the dude knew how to dress. I also think he cleaned his nails.
38. Which type of weather does Snape prefer?
Gray and cool.
39. How do you think Snape spent his early childhood days?
Hiding from his dad, finding joy where he could.
40. Other than Lily, who do you think impacted Snape's life the most?
Dumbledore. I think Narcissa and Lucius did too. Probably some of his DE friends--Mulciber springs to mind.
41. Is there a side to Snape that he hasn't let anyone see? What do you headcanon this "secret personality" to be like?
I don't think he laughs in public often. I think you'd have to be really close to see that.
42. Do you think Snape cried often?
As a kid and teenager, yes. I think at some point those tears dried up though.
43. What's your favourite headcanon about Snape?
He's actually a good professor and not as ugly as Harry seems to think.
44. Is there a movie/song/book that reminds you of Snape?
Tons of songs remind me of him. Sunburn by Muse will forever be the Broken Silence anthem.
45. What mode of magical travel would suit Snape the best?
God, anything but a fucking broom.
46. Your opinion on Snape's sexuality?
Realistically, somewhere on the demi spectrum. Possibly ace. In my head he's like a dom, bi-curious brat tamer though.
47. Which of the Marauders do you think Snape could have gotten along with?
If there was ever even a SHOT it would have been Lupin. The least awful of them.
48. How many points do you think Snape would've awarded during his career?
Sounds like he awarded a lot to Slytherins. Uncountable.
49. Did you feel Snape was the "good guy" even before the reveal?
Yep. I never lost faith.
50. Do you prefer tall!Snape or short!Snape?
Tall.
51. Had Snape lived, would he continue teaching at Hogwarts?
ARE YOU JOKING? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.
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post derry slumber party (cali baby!) OR: this is a love story. with top notes of richie & eddie but also the presence of all the losers. picture: seven adults who suddenly remember being kids, kids who suddenly remember they’re adults. and they’re all getting high at richie’s place. to the tune of indie rock deep cuts. (spotify)
song notes below!
1. My House - Declan McKenna - “microwave oven and a hot tub to chill in” / “you could run a mile, or you could stay for good”. AKA the catalyst for this playlist. a delightful mix of the vision of the losers in a hot tub at richie’s place in california and “mrs. kaspbrak let him RUN” precipitating 40-year-old roommates.
2. Chicago (acoustic version) - Sufjan Stevens - “i fell in love again, all things go, all things go, drove to chicago” / “i drove to new york in a van with my friend”. AKA canonically (in the movie) richie is from chicago and eddie is from new york so call this a love letter to those places before they wind up in california.
3. If I Ever Was a Child - Wilco - “i’ve never been alone long enough to know if i ever was a child” / “i saw behind my brain a haunted stain, it never fades” / “i won’t ever want to touch your heart too much, or hold you too tight”. AKA kind of the thesis statement of all the losers. is it possible to feel safe around these people you used to know after 27 years of distance. theme song to childhood trauma!
4. Light Year - Gregory Alan Isakov - “everything was up, it’s coming down” AKA settling after derry. to be literal about it: “we all float down here”.
5. How Can You Swallow So Much Sleep - Bombay Bicycle Club - “can i wake you up, can i wake you up? is it late enough, is it late enough? there’s a story in which my eyes shut”. AKA the thought is that eddie/stan are essentially the living dead, and need reassurance that they’re alive from richie/patty.
6. Northsiders - Christian Lee Hutson - “we’re going up to mikey’s spot” / “morrissey apologists, amateur psychologists, serial monogamists, we went to different colleges” / “you said that we would always be branches on the same old tree reaching away from each other for eternity”. AKA callback to being teenagers in derry, each leaving for college. and the imagery of that last line is perfect - cursed to never remember one another, but remaining on the same tree.
7. U&ME - alt-J - “summer holiday, having fun” / “it’s just you and me now”. AKA funky free song about a drug trip on a summer day for 7 losers (+ 1 patty) getting high by the pool.
8. Lovely Day - Bill Withers - “just one look at you and i know it’s gonna be a lovely day”. AKA what it says on the box.
9. California - Phantom Planet - “california, here we come!”. AKA one of two west coast themed jason schwartzman attended bops. surely richie tozier crossed paths with jason schwartzman at some point in their individual careers.
10. That Time - Live in London - Regina Spektor - “hey remember that time”. AKA more callback to being teenagers in derry. went with the live version because it feels a little more raw and genuine.
11. Treehouse - Alex G, Emily Yacina - “i’m really glad you think i’m so funny, i don’t think i’m ever gonna let you leave”. AKA kind of the richie tozier anthem.
12. Depreston - Courtney Barnett - “this place seems depressing. it’s a californian bungalow in a cul-de-sac”. AKA kind of a choose your own adventure, did richie own the house in LA before derry, or did him and eddie pick the place out together. if they picked the place out together: this song. if richie owned it before: this song but much lonelier.
13. Dream State… - Lucy Dacus - “we woke up to the thunder, we huddled under covers” / “without you, i am surely the last of our kind”. AKA love song to the losers, from each of the losers. and this is a sleepover, after all.
14. West Coast - Coconut Records - “i miss you, i’m going back home to the west coast”. AKA the second of two west coast themed jason schwartzman attended bops. surely richie tozier was friends with jason schwartzman at some point in their individual careers.
15. Making Breakfast - Twin Peaks - “watching the garden grow, happy, happy days, got egg yolk on my bed, chinese food on the way” / “and i’m sitting in the back of a limousine, just going to a show”. AKA richie and eddie happy domesticity. they order chinese food in. they love appetizers. fried wontons and scallion pancakes.
16. Masterpiece - Big Thief - “years, days, makes no difference to me, babe, you look exactly the same to me” / “old friends, old mothers, dogs and brothers, there’s only so much letting go you can ask someone to do”. AKA another lovely love song that i’ve decided to repurpose for my own nefarious devices.
17. 2am - The Beths - “do you feel it? feel it like you did back then? we were young, we were cruel and mistaken” / “though it hurts, i still love you the same”. AKA i used to know you so well, is it even possible that we feel the same?
18. Weird Divide - The Shins - “several days a month you made the mile to my house” / “so long ago, but a short time i know”. AKA call it a callback (to the first song, the mile between houses, etc.)
19. Your Light Is Spent - Owen Pallett - “everytime you close your eyes and lie still, you look just like a dead man (…) dead man come to live again” / “heaven, what use is heaven for you? spend your time instead, spend your time with us, us”. AKA soft final song. of course picked out for stan and eddie, our dead men walking.
#losers club#it chapter 2#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#it chapter two#it#it movie#playlist#reblog this i spent 5 hours on it
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Most-Listened of January 2024
[last month]
Yeah, winter officially hit this month. Half of December was too Finals to be winter, and the other half was me reflecting on the year in music (so lots of 2023's most hard-hitting songs, which weren't exactly cozy winter music!). But in January, the snowy-gray-won't-leave-the-house mood actually hit--and I think it shows in this list (prepare yourself for LOTS of gloomy folk)! There were so many exciting releases this month, though, even though I couldn't muster up all that much energy about them--I'm really excited to see how the Sleater-Kinney, G-IDLE & Andrea Santiago albums will age!
1 . Boy's a liar Pt.2 -- PinkPantheress, Ice Spice
Yeah I sooooo get it now!! Like I don't fully get the lyrics, but it's so charming that I don't care! It's peak girl-next-door sweetness :)
2. BDH - Acústica Versión -- Bely Basarte
The first time I heard this, I wrote down: "Now THIS is how you do layered harmonies, cowards." I stand by my assessment—this is proof that acoustic tracks aren't boring, at least not when you give them a soundscape as beautiful as this one!
3. Tanta adrenalina -- Bely Basarte
This reminds me of the summer I was obsessed with Chung Ha's "California Dream"—even in January, I need some light, fluffy house in my life! (And yes, you can see that my Bely Basarte phase has kept going strong from last month!!)
4. Big Black Car -- Gregory Alan Isakov
I am a sad boy <3 (HOPE WAS A LETTER I NEVER COULD SEND !!!!)
5. Lost On You -- LP
I've been watching Loudermilk this month, and when I heard this song in the end credits of an episode, I instantly went to find it online. It's so wonderfully desolate, especially with those vocals... and the soft jingling of the guitar... *happy arm wave*
6. Southern Star -- Gregory Alan Isakov
Can’t stop singing this one—the melody is pure magic!
7. When the Party's Over -- Faux Paz
I like the original version better, but I'll never get tired of Faux Paz, either!
8. Ungrateful -- Megan Thee Stallion, Key Glock
Saw @shyreol post about this, and I'm so glad I decided to check it out (thank you for sharing)!! I'm absolutely obsessed with the hook—instant comfort song!
9. The Healing Game -- Van Morrison
Loudermilk part 2. This one hasn't even been played in the show yet, as far as I know, it just gets quoted by one of the characters—and deservingly, because these lyrics hit HARD. (And now I can cross 'liking a new Van Morrison song' off my music bucket list for the year—thanks, Loudermilk!)
10. Lalalala -- Stray Kids
This one has lost most of its appeal after a few weeks of listening, but it was very good noise to keep me sensory-happy during some rough weeks (and that ‘lalalalala’ hook is still great)! We'll see how it ages, I guess!
11. The Fall -- Gregory Alan Isakov
Speaking of Stray Kids, Isakov's lower register in this song is GLORIOUS.
12. Soldier, Poet, King -- The Oh Hellos
Believe it or not, I hadn’t heard of this one before December! It’s so good tho :)
13. What's Love -- Empress Of, MUNA
This sounds like the best parts of nighttime—it’s a little more muted than most synthpop these days, but it manages to stand out with just how ethereal it is! The production really just gets more beautiful with every listen—okay, maybe I just have a thing for vocoders…
14. La isla de Lesbos -- Javiera Mena
I don't really remember listening to this one in the past month? But I'm not mad about it being here—it's a classic in my book, because I can never say no to sparkly house music!
15. Smiley -- Yena, Bibi
An instant shot of energy, every time!! So glad I finally added Yena to my stan list, her music soooo deserves it!
Five-Star Songs This Month:
Ungrateful -- Megan Thee Stallion, Key Glock
Hell -- Sleater-Kinney (i mentioned how excited i was about this album right?? i love the texture of this song i love how it go grrrrr i love the line “hell is just a place that / we can’t seem to live without” !! i have a very good feeling about this one helping me get through the year SCREEEEEE)
BDH - Acústica Versión — Bely Basarte
Certainty -- Big Thief (this is what love is to me btw like i realized this month that i don’t think any other song has captured it better so here we are) (YOU LAY BESIDE ME / SLEEPING ON A PLANE / IN THE FUUUUUTUREEEEEEEE)
Was I Just Another One -- Gregory Alan Isakov (i listened to this allll the time in 2020, but i ended up developing a new appreciation for its atmosphere this month like good god i’m in awe GLOOMY FOLK GLOOMY FOLK IT IS A WASTELAND IT IS IMMACULATE EEEEEE !!)
#me when 2024#the order on spotistats is different from on receiptify but it's basically the same thing so it's fineeeee
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Masterlist? Kind of? REWRITE
fandoms list (yes this is everything, not in any particular order): Hermitcraft, ESMP, Life Series, Marvel, DC, WOF, Riordanverse, MHA, Trap House/ XPLR, Divergent, Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Disney, ATLA, Wizarding World, IT, Ducktales, any and all theater (TECH PEOPLE UNITE), Gravity Falls, SVTFOE, Thomas Sanders, Daredevil, horror (Scream especially my beloved), Transformers, Jurassic World, Star Wars, Little Nightmares, Pacific Rim, Monsterverse, Pitch Perfect, RWRB, Young Royals, Osemanverse, SCP, Six of Crows, TAWOG, Berrybrook/ BBMS, Descendants, TMNT, Alan Becker/ AVM, Top Gun, Umbrella Academy, Neytirix, Voltron, Greatest Showman, X-men, Zelda, DBD, Undertale, Daughter of the Deep, Poppy Playtime, Black Phone, Murder Drones, Free Guy, Good Omens, Nimona (movie), COD, Hazbin Hotel, Dead Boy Detectives, Fast and Furious, AOUAD, WEBTOONs: Homesick, Boyfriends, School Bus Graveyard, High Class Homos, Everything is Fine, BWFA, Clinic of Horrors, Reunion, Castle Swimmer, The D!ckheads
ship moment (and I’m probably forgetting some):
Hermitcraft/ ESMP/ Life Series etc—
Mostly a multishipper? But I do have some favorites
Scarian
Rendoc
Ethubs
Team ZIT
HEX
Hypnocrafted
Stresskall
Jels
Welsuma
Gridoc
GLASS!! SPOUSES!! I will die on this hill
Team Rancher
Nature Wives
Marvel —
Parleynova/ any variation
Ironstrange
Stucky
Thorbruce
Kate x Yelena I don’t remember
Shuri x MJ
Shuriri
Spideypool
Spideypool but fem
Venomeddie
Nightsilver
Nightangel
DC—
Birdflash
Jayroy
Timkon
Damijon
Steph x Cass x Kara?? Not sure about that name lol
Superbats
Halbarry
Harlivy (DUH)
Batcat
Bluepulse
Jaytim
Jaydick
Yeah yeah I’m a multishipper you know the drill
WOF—
Qinter
Glorybringer
Sunny is aroace fight me
Turtlejou
Moon is also. Aroace
Lynx and Snowfall
Pineapple and Jambu😭
Plus a bunch from Lauren Black’s books if you haven’t read them go do it she may as well be canon
Riordanverse—
Pipabeth
Obligatory Percabeth
Jercy
Valgrace
Solangelo (duh)
Thaleyna
Blitzstone
Fierrochase
Malconnor (MY BELOVEDDD)
NEW SHIP ALERT: Engineering bfs (Jake Mason x Malcolm Pace)
MHA—
Kiribaku
Dekushima
Momojirou
Miritamu
Shinkami
Dabihawks
Shigadabi
Wizarding World (oh boy)—
The constant struggle over choosing between Drarry and Scorbus is real
But also Hedric
Perciver
Deamus
Wolfstar duh
Jegulus
Rosekiller
Linny
I don’t remember the Teddy x James one but
It (2017 + 2019)—
REDDIEEE
Stenbrough
Benverly
we stan aroace Mike
Transformers—
Racer bfs
I don’t know any ship names help
OP and Ratchet
Wheeljack and Bulkhead
Arcee and Arachnid just not when they’re toxic
KOBD
MegOP
Star Wars—
Stormpilot ftw
Dinluke
Kylux
Reyrose
What’s the mando princess x priestess one again
Osemanverse—
Don’t talk to me canon ships are perfect
Berrybrook—
Starting off by saying these are CHILDREN and I’m not sexualizing them in any way
Canon ships are SO CUTEEE I CAN’T
I think Jensen is aroace
Hedgehog and whatever that emo kid from the Diary is called (I KNOW THEY’RE MINOR CHARACTERS LEAVE ME ALONE)
Listen I know that Alex and Joseph are both taken but I’m ngl I thought they were dating at the beginning of Enemies
Send ships I’ll probably agree with you
Descendants—
Harlos and Umvie are superior
Multiship lol
Top Gun—
Hangster
Icemav
Payback and Fanboy
Bob and Phoenix
DBD—
Ghostfrank
Susie x Julie
Hag x Blight
Any of the girls paired up
I know zero ship names
Black Phone—
Finbin/ Rinney
Brance
Showstagg
Murder Drones—
I… don’t like Uzi, sorry
Not gonna ship her with N
And V is toxic
And Cyn is a psychopath but they had good chemistry— I like her (thus far)
J and Tessa they’re cute
Thad is gay as fuck. That is all
Nimona—
Nimona x anarchy and murder <33
COD—
Okay omg
I think all the ships are honestly arguable we don’t really have bad ones
BUT I do have my favorites
Soapghostroach/ any variation but especially that one
Gaz x Jackson
Nikprice
Alerudy
Alex x Farah I forgot the name lmao
Hazbin—
Radioapple
Radiostatic
Vox x Valentino
Huskerdust (AAAAAAAAAA)
Homesick—
Personally I’m on Tommie’s side as far as shipping Rayne goes but I do love Sam
Unfortunately. Most of the characters are dead
There’s not a lot of people to ship
SBG—
AIDEN X TYLER!! MY BOYS!!
Taylor x Ash
Logan x Ben
The fact that there’s official art of them TvT my heart
Castle Swimmer—
Mono x Galoo
Honestly Skiff is so cute. If Kappa and Siren are poly that would be so
Fizz is a dick. That is all
D!ckheads—
If Levi and Eli and Marcus don’t end up together I swear to god
The mean girl and the druggy they’re perfect for each other
people that own my heart (aka I will write/ rb x readers for, but that doesn’t happen often):
Jason Todd/ Red Hood
Dick Grayson/ Nightwing
Simon Ghost Riley
König (my person hc for his real name is Jakob Kilgore, but I don’t tag him like that)
Any non-specific Ghostface
Druig
Matt Murdock/ Daredevil
Sam and Colby
SHH NONE OF THESE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME DON’T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD
some AU’s I got:
Superhero au (Hermitcraft)
Theater au (Hermitcraft)
Marvel x DC
DC x Riordanverse
High school au (DC)
Greatest Showman au (DC)
Hunger Games au (Riordanverse)
PacRim au (Riordanverse)
Wizarding World au (Riordanverse)
Riordanverse x Marvel
Band au (Wizarding World/ Marauders era)
IT x Stranger Things
Everybody lives au (TBP)
Riordanverse au (COD)
I got 2 different band aus for COD— one is Måneskin themed and the other is Arctic Monkeys
Top Gun au (COD)
Halo au (COD)
Avatar au (COD)
PacRim au (COD)
SCP au (COD)
Jurassic World au (COD)
Homesick x SBG
non-specific tags:
DBD is what I tag everything horror, even if it’s not in the game lmao
everything random that isn’t really related to anything is tagged shitpost
’save’ is everything I wanna come back to
so I know I forgot some ships. send some in I’ll probably agree with you lol
ask! me! about! my oc’s! I have literally tons for basically every fandom so
yes you can make oneshot/ headcanon requests for almost any of these
I yell about a different fandom every day filter by tags XD don’t see the one you’re looking for because I haven’t made anything for it yet? ask away!
consistent formatting is a myth. sometimes I use proper capitalization and punctuation. sometimes I do one and not the other. sometimes I don’t do either. I’m consistent PER POST at least LMAO
asks always open!
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@thatoneguyalan is the heart and soul of The Fic List. Hilarious, insightful, and a true friend, there isn't anyone else like him. In this house, we stan Soft Boi Alan™️ and love him very much ❤️❤️❤️
#2022 fic list highlights#WE LOVE YOU ALAN#the fic list#fic list fam#fanfiction#fanfic#fic#tiktok#another queue bites the dust
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The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Rewrite
Directed by Marc Webb
Screenplay by James Vanderbilt, Alvin Sargent, Steve Kloves, Me :3
Story by James Vanderbilt, Me :3
Based on The Amazing Spider-Man by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko
Produced by Laura Ziskin, Avi Arad, Matt Tolmach
Starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Cambell Scott, Irrfan Khan, Martin Sheen, Sally Field
Cinematography by John Schwartzman
Edited by Alan Edward Bell, Pietro Scalia
Music by James Horner
Production Companies: Colombia Pictures, Marvel Entertainment, Laura Ziskin Productions, Arad Productions Inc., Matt Tolmach Productions
Distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing
Release Dates: June 13, 2012 (United States) July 3, 2012 (Tokyo)
Running Time: 136 minutes
Country: United States
Language: English
Budget: $200-230 million
Box Office: $758 million
Act One:
We open on a cold and stormy night. It is 11:45 p.m. on May 3rd, 2002. We turn our attention to a small suburban house in Forest Hills, Queens, New York.
We cut to a boy, age 7, sitting on a staircase with his hands cupped over his eyes.
"3...2...1. Ready or not, here I come." The child says out loud. He lifts himself up off the staircase and walks into the living room.
He then notices a pair of shoes underneath the window sill curtain. He pulls back the curtain...and a broom with a fedora on top falls over next to the boy. The boy, with a dejected look on his face, searches the rest of the house for his father. He checks the closet of his room, nothing there, he checks in the garage, nothing there, until after standing in place in the middle of the house wondering where his father could be, the boy has a eureka moment, and decides to check his Dad's office.
Once he opens the door, he looks inside and notices papers strew out all over the floor. Documents...of some sort of....cure? Cure for what? And why are they researching.....
Spiders?
Suddenly, his Dad bursts in.
Richard Parker, age 51, looks down at Peter with an alarmed look on his face.
Richard: "Peter, what are you doing in my office?"
Peter: "I thought I would find you in here."
Richard: "Peter, I told you you aren't supposed to be in here. This is private work stuff."
Peter: "But I thought we were playing Hide 'n' Seek?"
Richard: "Not right now..."
Richard starts erasing equations written on a chalkboard and packing the scattered documents into a large suitcase.
Peter: "Where are you going?"
Richard: "Peter, your mother and I have to go away for a few weeks. We're gonna drop you off at your Uncle Ben and Aunt May's place for the time being."
Peter: "Dad, why can't I go with you?
Richard: "I told you, it's top secret, Peter. It could put you in danger."
Mary Parker, age 49, walks into the room.
Mary: "Richard, we have to leave. The plane leaves in half an hour."
Richard: "Okay, I'm almost ready, get the car started. We'll take Peter to Ben's place."
Mary takes Peter by the hand, and takes him to the car. Richard stuffs the suitcases in the trunk of the car and steps inside of the driver's seat, and started the engine. After a few miles of driving, they finally make it to the residence of Ben and May Parker.
When they get there, they hand Peter over to his Uncle and Aunt.
Ben: "Richard? What are you doing here this late at night?"
Richard: "There's no time to explain. Take good care of him, Ben, please."
Ben: "Of course."
Richard: "Thank God for you, Ben."
Mary: "Peter, I know this must be scary for you right now, but I promise you, everything will be alright."
Peter: "Okay, Mom."
Mary: "I love you more than anything else in this world, Peter. Please be good."
Peter: "I will, Mom."
Richard: "Honey, we have to leave."
Mary gives Peter one last kiss on the forehead, and gets in the car.
Richard says his final goodbyes to his son.
Richard: "I love you, Peter."
Peter, with tears in his eyes, says his final goodbyes to his father.
Richard: "We'll be back, Peter."
Richard shuts the door, gets in the car, and drives off with Mary.
Peter watches the car exit the driveway and disappear into the night. He is comforted by Ben and May. They remind him his parents will be back in a few weeks.
Little did Peter know, that would be the last time he would ever see his parents again.
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Heavy Makeup: Interview with Alan Love
Date: August 5, 2019
Source: Excerpt from HEAVY MAKEUP: A Book about Camp that Rocks! The 80's Volume One
Text and screenshots are preserved below in case the site goes dead.
HEAVY MAKEUP: What or who got you into performing?
Allan Love: Okay, this could be quite long. It was 1965, I was nineteen and living with my wife and two-year-old son, (together with the rats) in a run-down, 1-bedroom tenement slum in the "Worlds End" Chelsea, (this was before it became fashionable). The whole area was full of salt of the earth people but the area had been earmarked for demolition. In hindsight, I think the local council just wanted to break the hearts of the community, who knows? Anyway, we were the last ones living there waiting to be re-housed. The Worlds End had a very colorful community, infamous for villains, larger than life characters and a whole bunch of very successful but seriously dodgy, thieves. These people relished life and went about their daily routines, mostly in the pubs, getting pissed, before going off to rob jewelers and the wealthy people's houses. Come on, it wasn't such a bad life, lots of spare time on your hands and plenty of money. So, here was me, nineteen, very impressionable and thought I might join this merry band of geezers and go thieving. How else was I supposed to make my way in the world? That was before my then, father in law, Stan, got me to join the local boxing gym where he was the head trainer and saved me from a rather iffy career path. This was the start of my boxing career (or so liked to call it. LOL!) I was an amateur and boxed for the then famous, Chelsea Boys Club. I used to sing while I trained driving everyone mad, whilst the other guys were huffing and puffing and generally being macho. I was the little songbird, (more like a puffin) and going about my daily grind, warbling, until one day my personal trainer, a stocky black guy named, Sammy, (a contender for the lightweight championship of England) said I'd make a better singer than a boxer. Oh, did I mention, this was after he'd picked me off the floor after three rounds of sparring with a "know nothing" professional that knocked ten kinds of shit outa me. LOL! This was when I decided that I was never going to be a pro boxer, more like Popeye in shorts that were ten sizes too big for me and tattered boxing boots. Anyway, onwards and upwards; I had some friends from the Worlds End that told me that there was an amateur theatrics' company that was looking for boys to be in the chorus of a musical they were performing. An Ivan Novelo piece called "Perchance to Dream". It was a singing part, so I went for an audition and the director asked me to join the company. He was gay, I think he fancied me but what the hell, that's another story. So, after the show had performed in public, I decided that I enjoyed the experience so much that I'd needed to sing for a living. This was the start of the incredible journey. Have I bored you yet?? LOL!
HEAVY MAKEUP: Allan Love boring...never!
Allan Love: I found a manager, the now deceased, Derek Chicksand, a guy who knew a bit about show biz and together we created the band, "Opal Butterfly". I think you know the history of that band so I won't go into the saga.
HEAVY MAKEUP: You started in the psychedelic band Opal Butterfly and the glam band Merlin before having a solo career. Did you ever feel unsure of the direction you wanted to take your music in?
Allan Love: Yeah, I was a victim of my looks, image, and personality. Everyone in the industry saw me as a huge star, "Allan is like, this person or that person, we can mold him, get some writers and producers and let's make a major star." All bullshit really, but I fell for it. I got locked into various record companies without too much success, because no one knew what to do with me and I was just so grateful to be there, I didn't complain. In the early days, I didn't write much, didn't have a lot of confidence in myself as a writer so I never really pushed. It was only in later years thatI got serious about writing and by then it was a little too late for my personal performing career.
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We stan Alan Frog in this house!
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MUSHROOM. I AM TAKING YOU UP ON THAT DINNER. WE ARE HOLDING HANDS AND TALKING ABOUT ANALOG HORROR BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS JUST BRAINROTTING OVER A CONFRONTATION BETWEEN THE FALSE AND TRUE CREATORS RIGHT AS I READ YOUR MOST RECENT ASK. MIND MELD MOMENT.
ALSO!!!! ALSO ALSO ALSO!!! IF YOU WANT ANALOG HORROR RECOMMENDATIONS MUSHROOM HERE IS A LIST!!!
local 58 (the doer, the one who kind of made analog horror mainstream, my beloved forever and ever)
gemini home entertainment (ME WHEN. ME WHEN NATURE’S MOCKERY. ME WHEN DEEP ROOT DISEASE AND WOODCRAWLERS)
monument mythos (if you like the mandela catalogue you will LOVE this trust me)
daisy brown (more arg than analog horror but still SOOOOO GOOD, fuck alan stan lithop forever)
this house has people in it (they did not lie, that house sure can have people in it)
mystery flesh pit national park (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE IT SO MUCH I CAN TALK ABOUT THE JULY 4TH 2007 DISASTER FOR HOURS)
the sun vanished (technically a twitter arg but there are tons of videos on it!)
hiimmarymary (AUGHHHH. IS ALWAYS GIVING ME FEELINGS)
the children of the mirror (very culty, introduced me to the hounds of tindalos)
okay i will cut the list off there just so i don’t go on and on and on but FUCK MAN i just love analog horror and args so much they sustain me - teddy anon
hitting post then hitting the hay
#m1d : [chats]#teddy anon#i love you. we are going to dinner. but that is tomorrow my love/p. i am tired.
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I’m a simple bitch, I see a sad simp and I simp even harder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The character is Alan from the game Perfumare, by the awesome @pdrrook
#myart#my art#fanart#perfumare#Alan#he is big time simp#and I can do nothing but stan#I don't make the rules#we love one trash man in this house#pdrrook
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so. some of you may know that will’s prominent figure in his life is his dad. finally do i have enough on this bayou daddy to tell everyone about him.
meet Alan Erikson Graham. he is the only child of only children, but he wasn’t raised in the stereotypical way of only children. he wasn’t spoiled. alan was raised with God-Fearing Conservative parents, but he changed so much when he became an only father to William ‘Will’ Charles Graham. he no longer believes what his parents believed. he lived a happy life in New Orleans until his inevitable death in a fatal car accident at the age of 67. getting the news that day (the day before will turns 35) was the roughest day of will’s life. he always loved &&. respected his dad so much. he looked up to him. losing him, there was other pain compared to it.
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75?
my happiness at not having an embarrassing song for #42 was short-lived. get ready for it, folks....
here’s the thing. listen to it. take a moment. it’s actually a really beautiful piece. i stand by it
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