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My favorite thing about the Polygon Zelda Cooking video is that you can kinda tell Adam is the calm, quiet kinda guy but slowly loses more braincells the longer he hangs out with the chaotic force that is Brian David Gilbert
#polygon#bdg#brian david gilbert#adam moussa#shitpost#meme#loz#legend of zelda#zelda#botw#breath of the wild#polygon zelda cooking video#bdg zelda cooking video#polygon unraveled#bdg unraveled#zelda unraveled#botw unraveled#we made all 78 breath of the wild recipes in one day#art#fanart#tails you fucked up big time
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You don't have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson.
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#brian david gilbert#unraveled#polygon#source: We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day | Unraveled#out of context youtube
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We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day | Unraveled
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This is such a video!
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forget the western astrological zodiac,
what���s your birth-sign personality based on which BDG videos came out at that point in the year
March 21 - April 19: give up on your dreams of becoming a baker, The Perfect PokéRap, it's time to get good at darts, PEPCORN: a cooking video, Hey what's up with all of these eye hand bosses?
April 20 - May 20: how to make jorts, Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager?, building your online brand
May 21 - June 21: shingle jingle (cusp), RIDLEY IS IN SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE!!!, No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler, How to make a perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game), Let Keanu Reeves start a riot, How to increase your stamina with terrible video game tactics, I built the perfect gamer space
June 22 - July 22: walking on the west highland way, alone in my apartment, the most annoying octopath traveler, We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day
July 23 - August 22: best comeback ever, the premiere of Dances Moving, I read every Halo novel and became the Master Chief of loneliness
August 23 - September 22: siblings, Poor York Ma can’t control York Pa at all, new shoes, Calculate your pet's HP with my 100% legitimate formula
September 23 - October 23: the finale of Dances Moving, my autobiography, Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes, my hidden talent (Animal Crossing voice)
October 24 - November 22: rejected old bay jingle, I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don't have to, Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots, I fixed Fallout's music by creating a totally new genre, Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form
November 23 - December 21: this video got me a job, I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania's hottest monster, Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations, How to tell apart all 596 Fire Emblem characters, I used The Sims to perfect my apartment
December 22 - January 19: don’t read the comments 2018, Scientifically calculating the game of the year, Waluigi Unraveled, “hat I will wear every day for the rest of my life”
January 20 - February 18: Every Sonic game is blasphemous, Understanding Kingdom Hearts
February 19 - March 20: I’ve been cyber-bullied again, buy my bed, the 19 ways you can say "ha ha, what", Bowser's military hierarchy, Kirby Unraveled, When can Mario retire?
#brian david gilbert#bdg#polygon#unraveled#zodiac#inspired by me a pisces rewatching 'buy my bed'#sorry to aquariuses and leos those are Off Seasons i guess#we're in New Shoes season now and that's a very good energy as far as I'm concerned tbh
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TAZ characters as polygon unraveled VIDEOS
taako: we made all 78 breath of the wild recipes in one day
magnus: no one asked but i found mortal kombat’s best cuddler
merle: every sonic game is blasphemous
lup: waluigi, unraveled
barry: scientifically calculating the game of the year
lucretia: i read all 337 skyrim books so you don’t have to
davenport: smash bros owes millions of dollars in osha violations
kravitz: i wasted 3 weeks of my life finding castlevania’s hottest monster
angus: calculate your pet’s hp with my 100% legitimate formula
john: which dark souls boss is the best manager?
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nobody asked but here is every unraveled episode (as of may 2020) as how they’d be as a lover | a 2.5k word long post written in the style of an unraveled about unraveled and also love
Ah. Unraveled. Polygon’s golden boy of a video series where Brian David Gilbert is beckoned into a suit, lured into a blackbox studio, and is only granted escape after he has explained to three cameras whatever batshit video game adjacent thesis he has been cursed with this time. Unraveled is a wonderful video series, and we all love it.
But what if it could love us?
If you’ve ever asked this question to yourself, boy, do I have some content for you, because for the past 2 days, I’ve been working on this post where, for entirely too long, I explain to you how each Unraveled episode would be as a lover. And more importantly, which ones would be the best lovers.
Before I fall deep into this unhinged hole and take you down with me, I need to explain some things.
First: I want to make it clear that I am not categorizing BDG as he portrays himself in each Unraveled. I am instead taking each Unraveled episode as a fully formed being, the story, performance, etc, and letting that shape a character of its own. This character is where I extrapolate details from to create an Unraveled episode’s qualities as a lover. What I’m basically doing is anthropomorphizing Polygon dot com video content. And then making you date them. If this doesn’t make sense, don’t worry, it will as you read along. And if it helps you to visualize the Unraveled Episode As A Lover, I invite you to just imagine whomever it is you are most attracted to---or for those who don’t experience attraction, whomever it is you find most aesthetically pleasing---and then just add in the wild personality traits I describe through the course of this post.
Second: I know what you’re thinking. “Avian, the characteristics of what makes a good lover is subjective!” And I wholeheartedly agree. I’ve been through college, and I’ve witnessed my friends whom I love so dearly enter relationships with some of the most wack ass motherfuckers I’ve ever met. I know that people are into different things. But do I judge them for it? Well, kinda, yeah! Yes, what we want in a lover is subjective, but I’ve consumed a metric fuckton of romance media over the course of my life and am also in a wonderful relationship with my own girlfriend, and thus have my own personal idealized ranking for what makes a good lover. Feel free to disagree with my rankings of Unraveled Lovers, but also, I’m writing this post. I say this with as much love as I possibly can, but if you disagree with me, make your own post. If you don’t wanna make your own post, you’re just going to have to trust me for 2.1k more words.
With that out of the way, let me take you on a journey through the 23 Unraveled Lovers, from worst to best.
BAD TIER: I would probably advise you to break up with these Unraveled Lovers as soon as you are emotionally capable of doing so.
Hoo boy, we’re starting at the bottom. The perfectionists, the nitpickers, the emotionally unavailables. These Unraveled Lovers would have good intentions, but just have aspects within their personality that will wear you and your relationship together down until both of you can no longer take it.
“Ranking all 200+ Megaman robots” is a lover obsessed with the concept of “is this worth it?” They would unknowingly but inevitably rank parts of your own personality on a scale of ‘worth the trouble in this relationship’ and ‘not worth the trouble’. Any lover who deals with you with this kind of dichotomy is somebody you should not be with. You should be accepted and loved for all your parts, the beautiful and the ugly.
“How to make the perfect E3 press conference” is a lover who spent years consuming romance media and has a list of what makes the perfect relationship. So not only do they have unrealistic expectations for what a relationship is, but they will be obsessed with reaching that unreachable perfection. That will definitely put a strain on your relationship until the veneer of desired perfection crumbles away, leaving you both tired and sad.
On a less deep note, “How to tell apart all 596 Fire Emblem characters” just won’t remember any of the names of your friends or family. Sure, they’ll try, but they’ll give up in like 15 minutes and you’ll never be able to take this Unraveled Lover to a family reunion or a party with your friends. Probably not a dealbreaker, but as the Spice Girls said “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.” This Unraveled Lover will not. Next.
“No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler” and “I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster” are two Unraveled Lovers with a similar problem: they both won’t shut the fuck up about their exes. Mortal Kuddler constantly brings up all the other cuddles they’ve experienced and Castlevanias Hottest Monster will tell you you’re beautiful, but also bring up like 69 other monsters they think are also beautiful. This might not be a red flag, but personally, this would tire me out, always being thought of in comparison or contrast to others.
That ends the BAD TIER and brings us to the OKAY TIER where a large chunk of the Unraveled Lovers fall into, so much so that I had to create more specific sub tiers under the OKAY TIER.
So let’s get into the OKAY TIER: These Unraveleds Lovers are alright, you’ll just have a sublimely weird relationship.
These Unraveled Lovers will treat you right but they’re also just very peculiar. Nothing wrong with that at all, but I’m here to explain to you just in what ways these okayest lovers are bizarre. Let’s start with the first sub tier.
OKAY SUB TIER: College Students who are way too into their major
There are a lot of Unraveled Lovers under this subtier, and this shouldn’t surprise you, because Unraveleds are inherently nerdy. These are lovers that will be good to you but also just never fucking shut up about what it is they’re studying.
“I read all 337 books of Skyrim so that you don’t have to” and "Understanding Kingdom Hearts (and every other story" are Creative Writing majors obsessed with analyzing every single thing they read. As a Creative Writing major myself, I would advise you to never date a Creative Writing major unless you are a Creative Writing major yourself. I think that’s the only way the relationship can be ethical. Being sent essays from the New Yorker every day would be torture if you didn’t actively enjoy it.
“We made all 78 Breath of Wild recipes in one day” is a Culinary Arts major and, score, they’re gonna wanna cook for you! A lot! Beware though, because it’ll be a hit or miss on whether or not the food will be good, but you must admit, that there is nothing quite as attractive as your lover making you food (let’s just hope the food doesn’t harm you).
“Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations” is going to law school and that should be a dealbreaker in itself, but I’ll be a bit lenient because they’re always working towards the safety of everybody. This Unraveled Lover will always remind you to put your seatbelt on and also tell you exactly what laws you are violating.
“Bowser’s military hierarchy” is a Political Science major, and Political Science majors scare me. So I’ll just say they’re okay, and leave it at that.
“Which Dark Souls Boss is the best manager?” is a rare non-evil Management major because they actually truly care for the welfare of employees. They just will always talk about it, even when you guys are on a date. I know worker’s rights are important, but it’s not exactly what I want to talk about in between kisses, yknow?
“I fixed Fallout’s music by creating a totally new genre” is a Music major who keeps accidentally making Ska love songs to you. You didn’t know Ska love songs could be a thing. This Unraveled Lover makes it a thing.
“Scientifically Calculating the Game of the Year” is a Math major so you will never have to worry about calculating bills because they can do it for you.
“Calculate your pet’s HP with my 100% legitimate formula” is a Veterinary Medicine major so if you’re an animal lover, this Unraveled is the one for you! Just beware, because this Unraveled Lover will also spend a lot of time observing you from afar to quantify your health points, but both of you will inexplicably find this activity strengthens your relationship.
And last but not least for this sub tier, “When can Mario retire?” is a disillusioned Accounting and Finance major who chose this line of study to get a job and, through the years, realized what a hellscape capitalism is. You may have to deal with a lot of zoning out and staring off into the distance, with this Unraveled Lover, but a lover who hates capitalism sure is a good egg.
That brings us to our next sub tier!
OKAY SUB TIER: Cultists or Conspiracy Theorists (AKA...College Students who are way too into their extracurriculars)
These Unraveled Lovers are alright! They’re just a little bit off the shits.
“Every Sonic game is blasphemous” will get really really worked up about things and probably try to start a cult. For most, that’s a definite dealbreaker, but what makes Sonic Bible an okay lover is that they eventually calm down from the cult outburst and apologize. So this Unraveled Lover will treat you well, you just have to be ready to ground them when they get a little bit bonkers.
“Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 minutes” is very similar to Sonic Bible, except instead of starting a cult, every once in a while they’ll just sit you down on a chair and explain to you their latest obsession while slowly and intensely stripping. Which, hey, that could make for a fun night, if you’re into that kinda stuff! Definitely okay in my book.
That brings us to our last okay sub tier.
OKAY SUB TIER: Your Unraveled Lover might need to schedule some sessions with a therapist, and that’s Okay
Listen, we all have baggage. We all have problems. These are Unraveled Lovers who want to be the best for you, but at the same time have issues of their own, and you’re going to have to support them when they pop into their local psych clinic to make themselves better people.
“Waluigi” is an Unraveled Lover who is going through some identity issues. They want to be good for you, but they don’t even know who exactly they are. They may feel as if they are tricking you into being in this relationship, that they aren’t who you think they are, and while these fears are irrational, they wholeheartedly believe it and will never feel fully secure in this relationship until they have made peace with themselves. If you love this Unraveled Lover, you’re going to have to stick with them as they learn more about who they are.
“Kirby” is an Unraveled Lover who, for some reason, is obsessed with the constant quest to make things make sense. This need of theirs bleeds into every aspect of their life and can definitely affect your relationship. This Unraveled Lover may sometimes perhaps cite that they don’t deserve you because they can’t seem to figure out a logical and objective answer for why you are with them. This issue of treating everything like a puzzle to solve is an issue they will have to work out and recover from, and they will be receptive to this process of recovery because they cherish the relationship they have with you and understand that not everything has to be solved; some things can just be felt. If you choose to stay with this Unraveled Lover, you must be prepared to support them when they take a mysterious but needed soul searching journey in the woods. You must be prepared to sit with them along the shores of the beach and reassure them that life is about living, not about answers.
And that, dear readers, ends the OKAY TIERs. Now it’s time for the tier you have all been waiting for.
Drumroll, please!
GOOD TIER: Pop open the champagne, bring out the strawberries dipped in chocolate, and let Spotify play Careless Whisper, baby, because we’re in the Ideal Lover zone.
Welcome to the Ideal Lover Zone. Here, we have three Unraveled Lovers who are just extremely good fellas.
“I used the Sims to perfect my apartment” is an Unraveled Lover who will work their hardest to be the best for you, but unlike the BAD TIER perfectionists, it will naturally dawn to them that perfection is unattainable. After this realization, they will find comfort and happiness in your romantic relationship and the other healthy relationships they have with other people. This Unraveled Lover will be sincere with you when the time calls for it, but will also not be afraid to be goofy for it. Above all, this Unraveled Lover will ask for help when they need it. They may often be shy, at first, but they understand their limits and will openly communicate to you when situations call for it. Communication is the bedrock of any good relationship, and this Unraveled Lover will never keep you guessing.
“The Perfect Pokerap” is similar to the Sims, in the sense that they will at first strive for perfection in the honeymoon phase of your relationship but then understand that that isn’t possible and then set more reasonable and realistic goals. What sets this Unraveled Lover out from the crowd though is just how much they cherish you. How devoted they are to you. The love you will feel in this relationship will be transcendental, and, even if you do break up, this Unraveled Lover will never forget you.
And finally. Who---according to me, a mildly delirious 21 year old rando on the internet---is the most ideal Unraveled Lover?
It’s “Find your Kojima name with my simple 11 page form.” Why? Because this Unraveled Lover wants to know you. They want to know everything about you, the parts you like and the parts you don’t like. This is a lover who will not shy away from any aspect of yourself, but instead, embrace you for who you are as a full fledged person.
They’ll also give you a whack ass pet name, and boy, isn’t that romantic?
Well, there you have it. All (as of May, 2020) of the Unraveled Episodes as 23 Unraveled Lovers. What did I learn from this endeavor? That romantic love is complicated, but if you’re into it, it is definitely worth the trials and tribulations.
...As long as I’m not dating the Castlevania Unraveled. Seriously, when we’re making out, I don’t wanna hear about how sexy the Hyena With Gun is. Learn how to read the room, dude.
(Thanks for reading.)
#reposting because damn it i worked too hard on this that it BETTER FUCKIN SHOW UP IN THE TAG#polygon#bdg#unraveled#brian david gilbert#nobody asked but
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i’ve missed doing more realistic stuff!!
[ID: a watercolour painting of Brian David Gilbert and Adam Moussa from “We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day | Unraveled”. Brian is a white man with short brown hair and glasses, looking at the camera. Adam is a brown man with short black hair and glasses, looking down at the food he is cooking. Both men are holding woks and smiling. There is a subtitle at the bottom of the picture, which reads ‘ - That’s ___ , baby!’ End ID]
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O5 as Unraveleds
Founder: Every Sonic game is blasphemous
Nazarene: We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day; Calculate your pet's HP with my 100% legitimate formula
Philosopher: Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager?; Scientifically calculating the game of the year
Ambassador: How to make a perfect E3 press conference
Forward: Bowser's military hierarchy
Cowboy: Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots; How to tell apart all 596 Fire Emblem characters
Teeth: N/A
Lesser: I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania's hottest monster; Waluigi
Outsider: All of them/the series overall, but especially Kirby
Archivist: I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don't have to
Bureaucrat: When can Mario retire?; Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA Violations; Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form
Physician: How to increase your stamina with terrible video game tactics
Tamlin: Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes; Understanding Kingdom Hearts; I made a '90s Dimension to fully understand Crash Bandicoot
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Haikyuu characters as Unraveled videos
Akaashi: I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don’t have to
Iwaizumi: Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots
Oikawa: I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster
Ushijima: Smash Bros owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations
Tsukishima: Scientifically calculating the game of the year
Kita: Every Sonic game is blasphemous
Tendou: The Perfect PokéRap
Kuroo: How to make a perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game)
Kiyoko: Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager?
Bokuto: No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler
Osamu: We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day
Semi: I fixed Fallout’s music by creating a totally new genre
Hinata: How to increase your stamina with terrible video game tactics
Kenma: I read every Halo novel and became the Master Chief of loneliness
Atsumu: We created the sport of the future
Ukai Sr: When can Mario retire?
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I ranked all 24 episodes of Polygon’s Unraveled because I couldn’t sleep last night
I’m not here to express an opinion, but merely to state a fact, and I take absolutely zero criticism for this ranking;
In case Brian posts another unraveled next week i’ll just pretend to not see it (or i’ll just edit this post I guess? Brian please don’t post any Unraveled tomorrow i’m begging you)
For legal reasons I don’t think any Unraveled is bad, I love all of them as if they were my own children, some of them I just wish I loved more,
I guess **spoilers** for every single Unraveled ever
24. Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form
I just,, I just don’t see this video as an Unraveled in my brain. As a Brian video, I love it, I love the idea, I love the work that Brian put in it, it’s entertaining, but as an Unraveled,,,, man I don’t know it’s just off for me. My Kojima name is The Lewd LIckable Turtle btw;
23. I fixed Fallout’s music by creating a totally new genre
I don’t know a single thing about either Fallout or Ska, and I would’ve liked to keep it that way (plus i got the final twist “spoiled” by accident so during the entire video I was just waiting for it to happen and it made it less entertaining for me personally)
22. I built the perfect gamer space
Good episode, but not my thing, I guess? Like yeah it’s good, but at the same time I didn’t enjoy it as much. I feel bad putting the latest episode so low but that’s just how it is, maybe it’ll grow on me
21. Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager?
I generally don’t care about Dark Souls, and I care even less about having a job. The ending with the best boss being yourself though,, that was a nice touch, I’ll admit it
20. Scientifically calculating the game of the year
I don’t even have an explaination for this one, I liked it but not a lot I guess
19. Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations
Nobody likes a snitch; but the jokes were on point, this episode has a few of my favorite bits so it’s not a bad one
18. How to make a perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game)
Overall it’s fun but it’s not like special to me, like it’s good I liked it I enjoyed it but nothing more than that
17. Calculate your pet’s HP with my 100% legitimate formula
Again, a good episode, I liked it, higher than the previous one because of the intro, I loved that intro, I’ve used “as if that means fucking anything” as a meme more times than I’d be proud to admit
16. Understanding Kingdom hearts (and every other story)
The build up to that beautiful neverending climax of chaos holds a small spot in my heart
15. When can Mario retire?
Again, the build up to the final twist is just great , higher than Kingdom hearts solely because of the realism of it all (and for the “mario inflation” bit)
14. How to tell apart all 596 Fire Emblem characters
I don’t even know what Fire Emblem even is about, it’s up here only because he references “Commedia dell’arte” and having grown up in Italy and studied at an italian high school, I have this weird emotional attachment to italian theatre
13. Bowser’s military hierarchy
The entire episode shifting from simply analysing Bowser’s military to exposing Mario as a war criminal was just great, I loved that twist, plus the “stus” bit is one of my favorite things in the world
12. Ranking all Mega-Man robots
It’s just good. Just that, just good, the jokes are on point, filled with most of my favorite one liners, gets real in some points too
11. I used The Sims to perfect my apartment
Seriously a good, well built episode, the final message made me almost cry and it really struck a chord, this low only because of that lighting,, what is that lighting Brian,,,,,,,
10. Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 minutes
I don’t know how to explain this honestly, it’s just great. I don’t know a single thing about Zelda and he doesn’t even explain most of the stuff he says, yet I understood everything perfectly. I loved it and I rewatch it on a weekly basis
9. How to increase your stamina with terrible video game tactics
Exactly what I needed to hear at the exact moment that it came out. Not to be emotional but it came out about two weeks before the most important exam of my high school career, right after months of stress and mood swings because I felt like I was always wasting time instead of studying and doing my school work, I think this episode is seriously the reason why I managed to stop worrying too much and ended up doing so well during my exam. thank you brian, really
8. No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler
Chaos, pure unfiltered chaos. The fact that he talks about each character as if he has actually cuddled with them. The entirety of the “What is a good cuddler” bit with Pat’s voiceover. There’s Red Bull in this mug *kicks air*. Art, if I say so myself
7. We made al 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day
The pain. The suffering. The regret. The confusion. The bread in a pan. The ambulance siren. The occasional Pat commentary. The fruitcake that looks like a brain. The porgy. “If I can’t be accurate *almost cuts and entire finger off* I sure as hell am gonna be extra”. Almost a cinematic masterpiece. Almost.
6. Every Sonic game is blasphemous
I don’t feel like I even have to explain this one, just interpret it as you wish
5. I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster
I love sexy monsters, I have nothing to add
4. I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don’t have to
Just the drama of it all. “Riveting” and “My second reaction to this was what the fuck? Hey Todd, what the fu-” are things that I’ve started saying irl at this point. The fact that he got a flu shot in the middle of filming. The reenactment with Pat at the end of the episode.
3. Kirby
Maybe it’s the fact that he filmed it in two seperate moments, and he looks like two completely different people.Or maybe it’s how much passion and dedication I feel coming from this video, and the utter desperation and later resignation in his voice, it’s truly poetic. The entire episode is just one big love letter to Kirby and I am here for it.
2. The Perfect PokéRap
It was live. He had to do an entire 20 minute comedy routine and then perform a nearly 10 minute long song on top of that. The writing, the dancing, the singing, the Kevin Punt subplot. The Pat just sitting there quietly clicking through thee slides. Just everything. It’s nearly perfect.
1. Waluigi
Why is there a comma instead of a | in the title? I don’t know, you don’t know, I don’t think even Brian knows. This is the perfect build up, not only throughout the episode itself, but throughout the entirety of the season 2, that worked perfectly to culminate into the final not one, not two, but three twists. The dedication to growing a moustache for months only to shave it in front of the camera as an act of complete and utter despair. The shirt change, the light change, the hue change, the Realization. Look, if you don’t think Waluigi is the best episode you’re just wrong. This. This is The Unraveled Episode. It doesn’t get better than this, it never will. This is a cinematic masterpiece. This is where “videos about a game” ends and “Performance Art” begins. This is an entire piece of artwork and if I could tattoo a video on my forehead this would be my choice. This is the Hill I’m willing to Die on. This is the Greatest Creation in the History of Mankind. This is what Makes us the Superior species in the Entire Universe. I Used To Main Waluigi In Mario Tennis
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For personal reasons I shall be rewatching "we made all 78 breath of the wild recipes in one day" a cinematic masterpiece produced by polygon.com on this fine Monday evening. The personal reasons are that I like watching people cook, but find chopped very stressful.
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Types as: Polygon Unraveled Videos
I’ve had this in my drafts since late June waiting for there to be 16 videos. Please do get on my level.
ENFJ: Every Sonic game is blasphemous
ENFP: I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster
ENTJ: Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager?
ENTP: Let Keanu Reeves start a riot: What Cyberpunk 2077 should keep from the original RPG
ESFJ: No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler
ESFP: The perfect Pokerap
ESTJ: Smash Bros owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations
ESTP: How to make a perfect E3 press conference drinking game
INFJ: Calculate your pet's HP with my 100% legitimate formula
INFP: Understanding Kingdom Hearts (and every other story)
INTJ: Bowser’s Military Hierarchy
INTP: Ranking all 200+ Megaman robots
ISFJ: I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don’t have to
ISFP: We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day
ISTJ: Scientifically calculating the game of the year
ISTP: Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes
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skills: watching the "we made all 78 breath of the wild recipes in one day" unraveled video over and over and somehow not getting tired of it
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i stg “We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day” is just briar and butch attempting to cook something even remotely decent. the best thing that they can make is just bread.
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We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day | Unraveled
#eddiebotwplaythrough#breath of the wild#unraveled polygon#brian david gilbert#botw#legend of zelda#video games#loz botw
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