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"Average adventuring party carries two sets of manacles" is actually a statistical error. The average adventuring party carries no manacles. The Mighty Nein, who have inexplicably collected five different forms of magical restraints, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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i would DIE like actually die to read pet play stuff if you ever want to write it just saying 🫡
and it's one of my favourites with könig especially with puppygirl reader because he loves the attention, the obedience, shiny eyes that look up at him while he's stroking her head and how she gets on all fours to bring him her leash when she wants to play
and omg pretty collars for his precious girl 🙏 you'd think you're supposed to be like a labrador or something similar but you end up looking like the most loved and spoiled chihuahua in the entire world
(i am so so so sorry 😭 i am unwell as you have noticed)
Gosh I love pet play with all my heart 😭
CW: Pet play, dumbification
König would be the gentlest, most loving pet owner but very strict about who gets to see you, he's a bit paranoid that someone might steal you away! You're so pretty after all, and so easy to be tricked into someone's lap with treats and praise, not to mention a soft touch, a cute pet like you is a bit too dumb to notice when someone is trying to whisk you away :(
That's why he never lets you out of his sights, and always makes sure that you have everything you need: pretty, soft collars and a little leash, beautiful bowls and of course all the cooing and attention you need. You get to sleep in his bed, a pet like you needs a lot of love and care. Poor thing like you doesn't know what's good for her, but gladly, he does... He found you all helpless and without an owner, trying to pretend to be a human woman when he saw what you truly craved the minute he met you <3
You behave so nicely when you're outside, a well-spoken, charming woman, but when you come home he knows you're going to be on all fours for him before he gets to even coax you there... He learned quickly that you're in your best behavior when he lowers his voice and speaks calmly to get what he wants from you, but he rarely has to discipline or scold or even entice you to be good, you do it all by yourself out of desperate need to please him.
You're so lovely, needy and obedient every day, what is he to do with you?!
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Its genuinely so funny that ford clearly wasn't shaving showering or washing his hair but was wearing and putting on whole ties during the 'MY MUSE LIED TO ME' era like "off to let my paranoia take hold of everything I know and love and devolve in a shell of myself! Gotta look snappy for my empty home I'll scuttle around which is full of only me and the demon I summoned into my life!"
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they should introduce a women's soccer team in blue lock.
their role in the story? teach chigiri, kaiser and aryu the importance of tying their hair up while playing sports. and also kicking their butts
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oki but like merging "Cool As I Think I Am" and "If I Loved You" in the reprise is like fucking genius tbh like I am genuinely impressed by how both of the arcs explored in both songs were summed up neatly in the reprise in a sense that Pete finds his solid sense of identity and a big reason for that is Steph loving him despite not readily admitting it LIKE "If I really really did love you, you'd have to say-" "I know." ESPECIALLY WITH THE MAIN MESSAGE OF "IF I LOVED YOU" BEING THAT OF THE TWO DENYING THEIR FEELINGS FOR ONE ANOTHER BECAUSE THEY'D MAKE IT SUPER DAMN CLEAR TO THE OTHER IF THEY DID HAVE THEM SO WITH PETE SAYING THAT HE KNOWS AND WITH HIM LETTING STEPH KNOW HE DOES LOVE HER BACK BY BEING WILLING TO TAKE THE BULLET FOR HER LIKE FJSJDJAFJSJD
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If we wanna talk about things I noticed in Detective Conan tho...
It's this.
It's Hakuba being a BIG FAT LIAR.
I don't know if this is some kind of misconception? Or confusing England for America? But pretty much every school here in the UK has a uniform (and they're pretty much all ugly)
On top of that. There is no way that Saguru Hakuba, son of a police chief, has a housekeeper and just other general rich kid things does not attend some fancy schmancy private school with an equally fancy schmancy uniform!!!!
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i think a lot of people have latched onto Nordic Bunny because his design is so fantastic it defies belief. he's somehow wearing EVERYTHING and NOTHING!! dude's got a crown, cap, tie, shoulder-pads, underwear, and cuffs/misc accessories…plus the lined eyes, lipstick, and the guitar strings which sort of resemble a moustache 👀
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