There's too many things to look at in just one gif...

Giant biceps?Tattoos?Chest hair?

Low hanging trunks? The volume of the front of those wet low hanging trunks? The volume of the behind of those wet low hanging trunks?

The V-line and Abs?The Happy trail?(Even the armpits, if it floats your boat)

im back for my monthly delusion and its alice this time BECAUSE WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE TALK ABOUT HER. OR RHINEDOTTIR. extremely powerful witches who are probably on equal power level to an archon just vibing and committing war crimes.

I don’t typically like when star trek characters reference legacy characters just to talk about how great and perfect they are but I do like this route where even though Tuvok calls him a great visionary in the end he brings Spock up to say he argued with him. I think this is the way of the future. Lean in. Star Trek characters should say things like ‘An old man cut me off in space traffic the other day. I think it was McCoy?’ and another should nod and shake their head like he’s always doing that shit

The Nice Guys (2016) // Panhandle 1.01 (2022)

Sometimes I'm surprised by how ppl react when they see characters falling sick after getting drenched in rain and getting sponge baths when they are sick, and then i remember they probably didn't grow up in the parts of Asia where it's all tropical climate with a lot of heat and humidity and wayyy too much rainfall and probably didn't suffer from rain/monsoon induced fevers that make you feel like you're dying, and also probably never had sponge baths given to them

I don't dig the sickness (kudos to my recent strong immunity!!) but the sponge baths were often worth getting sick for. They're relaxing af

And yes, the sponge bath typically only contain hot water (though not always), and yes they're usually rather effective, too.

went to the store and came home literally covered in ice 😭😭😭

like that may look wet but no that was all ice till i stepped in my apartment 🥴😩

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anyone else here got the specific mental & physical illness combo where you neglect and forget about and fail to notice basic household tasks to the point that sometimes when you finally go to do the dishes there's a Fascinating Smell in the sink so overpowering that it makes you puke.

i feel like a lot of people ignore the fact that in a lot of places, bicycling just. cannot be done for half the year, & that's why public transport being good is important. i cannot bike in 5 feet of snow & ice or in 40c heat. i can't even walk in that, unless i have the energy to snowshoe or a bucket of ice water to chug.

"but I can do it!" good for you. unfortunately i live in Berk (snowing for 9 months of the year & hailing the other 3) & cannot unless i want to die. also disabled people exist. & children. & people who live in a place where everything is no closer than 30 minutes away, & 30 minutes in -30c can kill you if you can't afford a good pair of boots & a good coat. i may have bike paths but the river floods past them every year. what do i do then? bike on the highway?? just let me take the train

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i know i should not be laughing so hard but where is anon about keeping my guard up cause the boy had a couple of red flags?????? legit so remember i said friday we had a good night, we got off together, we stayed the night together, cuddled a lil, and then we texted through the weekend very normally. he was going to the US with some friends (he's american working in canada) and tonight i get a text telling me that he was detained at the border coming back and he's been issued an order to vacate the country in 3 weeks because he doesn't have a valid working visa?????????? conveniently i am leaving on vacation in 10 days and don't come back before his 3 weeks is up???????? like.................. boy......................... i wouldnt even be surprised if he was getting kicked out but also isn't it a LITTLE coincidental????? why i am out here thinking that he is pretending to get DEPORTED so that he can either a) convince me to actually sleep with him before i go or b) manage to end this before its even properly started and avoid having a difficult conversation??????????????

help lmao i legit cannot stop laughing tho this is so wild

ridi got me the most lovely n thoughtful birthday gift i'm still smiling .... :-)

I owe my team a beer after today, but since drinking and working is frowned upon (derogatory) I'm going to have to be a lame ass manager and do pizza lunch tomorrow. They deserve much more, and I told them so.

Trying to buy sudafed at the pharmacy is like yeah, I know people make meth out of this but I swear I’m actually sick please please let me buy this guilt free

KALNY clowns lay eggs, right? so if we can get ourselves into! 🐀

Somehow Spotify thinks that 'autumn' is a genre of music and that I listen to said genre of music

@sirserpentine said: you fell asleep in my arms. it was kind of adorable. //ehe

"IMPOSSIBLE. I don't sleep."

And yet he was stumbling himself out of the coma-like nap. Grumbling something about his pride and unmatched awareness amidst his slow behaviour. The devils eyes not even attempting to open just yet.