promithiae
professional-grade weirdo
Rowan, your non-binary grandpa. I compulsively follow discworld and wodehouse blogs. TERFS blocked on sight.
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
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He looks like an old light house keeper
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how jingo went
close ups on his face, bc i like when hes holding on by a thread
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"We've been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty"
"Excuse me? I don't have a car."
"Come off it mr Dent, it's in the records that you are in ownership of a certain Ford Prefect."
Arthur spits his tea out
"Pardon??"
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this video i found on pinterest kicks ass
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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil
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Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
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#i had this weird moment a while ago thinking about how i grew up just on the edge of poor#and there was a moment of dissonence where i was thinking 'but it wasnt that bad???'#but yeah this makes sense. we were 90's poor not 2020s poor#i am currently 2020s poor (though living with my mom ratches me up into the very not poor. if i was on my own id be fucked)
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ok i’m curious
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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo
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Me the first week of May every year-
SHUT UP ABOUT THE CACTUS
SHUT UP ABOUT THE CACTUS
It's going to be irrigation festival which means me doing my best not to yell at strangers that we aren't, and never were a desert and that some guy bringing in irrigation 130 years ago didn't suddenly turn the area into well forrested greenlands.
#actually the cactus is really cool and the fact that we have one is fucking brilliant#but its not PROOF THAT THIS AREA WAS A DESERT
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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