#wdym this isn't canon
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Eddie, down on one knee, a ring in his hand: Richie, will you marry–
Richie: *takes the ring and throws it away*
Eddie: WHAT THE FUCK
Richie: IM THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO PROPOSE
Eddie: IN YOUR FUCKING DREAMS
[and they just keep arguing btw]
#this is true love fr#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#it 2019#it stephen king#incorrect quotes#but also#wdym this isn't canon
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any heterosexual couple you see me shipping just know: they are not straight. i have made an elaborate bisexual t4t version of them in my head and it is completely and fully queer
#wdym bi t4t she/they and he/they percabeth isn't canon??? you must not have read the books closely enough#this is about: percabeth sokeefe rayllum glimbow huntlow and basically any ''straight'' ship ever#pjo#kotlc#tdp#spop#toh#percabeth#sokeefe#rayllum#glimbow#huntlow#heavy on the sokeefe!!#peraltiago
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i know i did not just lose a mutual over lawlu bc they said it was problematic. as if luffy, a 19 y/o, didn't have enough critical thinking to do whatever the fuck he wants.
#AND ALSO I'M 19 TOO???#as if i were sexualizing a minor (thing he isn't btw) when he's literally my age#like quite literally our birthdays are exactly a week apart lmao that's so funny#but fr law is a complete failguy wdym it's problematic lmaoooo#I'VE MADE OUT WITH 25 YEAR OLDS BEING 19 AND I HAD CRITICAL THINKING AND I WAS AWARE WHILE DOING IT#like okay large age gap or whatever do you truly think 19 y/os are that fuckinf stupid#and do you really think law is that evil (he isn't he's a sweetie) to do anything to luffy like c'mon#and also the relationship is healthy in canon??? they're so sweet??? like#i can't do this anymore#one piece#lawlu
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I had too much fun making this
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I like to think this is where he got the idea for his bonten hair from, he checked himself out in the mirror with his purple hat and went "ykw I actually like having a purple head"
#wdym the game isn't canon???? shhhhh#tokyo revengers#tokrev#tokyo rev#haitani rindou#rindou haitani
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no one has ever gaslighted me better than those s*baciel shippers in 2019. cuz wdym the mangaka didn't say it was canon? wdym that (non)canon clip at the end of the season wasn't real? that sebastian didn't want a kiss before he ate ciel?? like wdym?? like, now im dropping ts tf??
top search on google and all 😭
#( the yapper in me )#cuz wdym i was so fooled that i thought s*baciel was canon#i would say “wdym yana isn't a shotacon?”#...#but um#kinda convinced she is atp...#i will never be more embarrassed than the moment i figured out all ts was fake#i was so fooled#that was not my brightest moment#kuroshitsuji#black butler#i would like to make it clear i didn't ship it#I hated it when I thought it was canon#it baffles me that so many people got gaslighted that it was a top search when it came to black butler#anti sebaciel#sebaciel dni#sebastian michaelis#ciel phantomhive
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Epic did it! He rizzed the MTT(mettaton)! .....right?
#Epic's ;3 face is officially permanent#I swear I'm gonna draw Dream and Cross ride Epic(in the dirty way)#one day#alright who's next on the list#(I am not okay)#(is anyone gonna stop me yet? pls)#also just remember wdym mtt adoring honkers is a canon event#I got giggly in my sleep#submitted#NOT melons art#sunnymainecoon#omg the mtt look like yanderes in this wait 😭😭😭#HIS RIZZ IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!?#his harem has literally doubled after he rizzed the mtt#bro is definitely flaunting to thw reindeer in the area about how his harem is 10x better than theirs#OMG WAIT. HE DOES HAVE A PERMANENT ;3 FACE CAUSE HE ALWAYS HAS ONE EYE CLOSED#OMG. RIZZING 24/7#Sunny. 😭 you CAN'T send me the dirty creampic riding#You CAN'T#i think error or ink eould be next on the list. but error's design isn't posted yet.....#and ya admiring Nightmare's honkers definitely happened in canon#there's no way i don't NOT incorporate how obsessed y'all are with nm's chest#no one is stopping your drawings. they're amazing. please continue honestly#I'm loving them#frozen!epic#frozen!murder time trio#sanscest#frozen!au#dreamtale frozen au#frozen au
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Vincenzo: All of your existences are confusing.
The Plaza members + Hanseo: How so?
Vincenzo: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
#can you see my love for hanseo?#because I sure can#and isn't this what happened in canon#wdym this isn't how vincenzo felt throughout the entirety of the show#yes i'm on my new hyperfixation which is vincenzo#or more specifically hanseo#my baby#a babygirl#vincenzo#vincenzo funny#vincenzo incorrect quotes#vincenzo cassano#jan han seo#hong cha young#jang hanseo#hanseo
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happy international women's day! darkstalker should've been forced to wear this at all times
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WORD VOMIT AHEAD BECAHSE MY BRAIN WON'T BE QUIET
Okay okay oaky
So Seven wants to have Mono's dad's blessing to marry him but in THIS universe the drop still happens, but the thin man is a completely separate entity than Mono and he's also his dad :]
Unfortunately this is not comforting for Seven and Thin dad is very protective
Like Seven just goes to the signal tower with a bouquet of flowers and he's like huh, that's a really weird house, knocks on the door and sees this absolute telephone pole of a man
and thinking like
Maybe something happens while Mono and Seven are in the Signal Tower while the Thin Man's away and like the tower goes rouge or something and tries to hurt Mono, but seven just throws a chair at it and says "nu uh" but then he realizes that's a bad idea and is like "oh shit" and either he saves Mono normally or the drop happens but this time Mono DOESN'T get droppdd
And the thin man comes back and he's like "wtf, teenagers" is super worried and immediately thinks it's Seven's fault but I'm thinkung I could keep it that way or maybe Mono did something he wasn't supposed to do and says it was his fault or smthing and when the Thin Man tells Seven to get out or smthing , Mono tells him that he saved him
And then he kind of like has a respect for Seven for saving his lil boi and at the end they have a heart to heart talk about stuff and then as a joke Seven's like
"does this mean I can get your blessing?" And the thin man laughs, stops laughing with a straight face and says "no"
Also the thin man is still a overpowering like ummm monster ohhh that could be good angst potential since The Thin Man is technically a monster (at least to Seven) This is what my brain gets up too!!! Somebody shut it up!!!!!
Also another scenario I had was like idk if I'll write it maybe as a separate one shot but um basically Mono's like um yeah, my dad he's kind of protective so I don't think that would be a good idea (without telling Seven that he's the broadcaster because he doesn't want to scare him away) and Seven's like "nu uh" so, Mono, panicking, is like "ok well you have to ease him into it" so the brilliant Seven walks into the tower, holding the hand of a very flustered and nervous Mono, and is just like
"Mr Mason, I am dating your son!"
And Mono's just like Seven wtf
I have so many comedic ideas, like maybe Seven sending stuff through the post and the Thin Man just wakes up and sees a package that says "for you :]" and immediately burns it with no remorse
#little nightmares#little nightmares runaway kid#little nightmares mono#moven#thin dad#what do i cal this#thin is like the super cool dad i prommy#wdym seven saying nu uh isn't canon#and als him thrownng a chair at the flesh to save mono
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YOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT BELIEVE MY BABIES GOT REBLOGGED
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! THAT MEANS SHE'S OFFICIALLY CANON NOW 😤😤😤
#my inbox is open#friendship time#wdym andrie isn't a canon star wars character? she's literally in all the movies and expanded material 🤨
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Why can't he stop thinking about it...?
Dadrius week prompt 6: comfort. @sergeantsporks Hunter can't stop replaying that moment on repeat. It makes him feel warm inside? How strange.
(Obviously, no reposting or using without permission!)
#basically hunter just experienced positive physical touch for the first time and doesn't realize it#hunter 'wdym belos threateningly grabbing my shoulder isn't positive touch ):' deamonne#yes his socks are canonically tucked into his trousers in asias- i don't make the rules im just drawing it how i see it#the owl house#toh#fanart#kay's art#dadrius week 2022#dadrius#hunter the golden guard#any sport in a storm
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praying that tumblr doesn't destroy the image quality but uhhh GUESS WHO MADE A PROPER INTRO THING FOR HIS ELTINGVILLE OC. Do what you will with this. Sorry for my handwriting btw LMAOO
#the eltingville club#eltingville club#welcome to eltingville#eltingville oc#eltingsona#eltingville#When I say sort of I mean he's like the werid kid that their all forced to hang out with#Nobody rlly sees him as a real club member#Except maybe Pete.#No that totally isn't to fuel my oc x canon urges no wdym
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i often forget that the extra details i add to the yttd characters aren't canon. like i'm always taken aback whenever i look at keiji and am hit with the reality that he doesn't have facial hair
#like wdym alice doesnt have piercings ...#wydm nao isn't fat???#OH. AND THAT ONE TIME I FORGET THAT MISHIMA ISN'T CANONICALLY BLASIAN 💀#😭 im so dumb jfc
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Nanette: why are Gnomeo and Juliet sitting with their backs to each other?
Featherstone: they had a fight.
Nanette: then why are they holding hands?
Featherstone: they get sad when they fight.
#wdym this isn't canon?#gnomeo and juliet#incorrect quotes#incorrect gnomeo and juliet quotes#nanette#featherstone#gnomeo#juliet#gnomeo x juliet#source: incorrect quotes generator
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Soma's bushido summed up:
#muse: date soma.#That's one of Soma's canon quotes from 15 years ago btw... it's an embedded belief by present day#Naotora in his speech patterns: (flexible) want to. should [do x bc he feels it's a good idea].#Soma in his speech patterns: (rigid) have to. can't [do x bc it isn't smth that's allowed].#Not to say he doesn't /want/ to see a better world. He does. but the more idealistic version of him died over a decade ago#He wouldn't be pushed to keep going by just thinking that he 'wants' to do something or 'wants' to see something happen#what is 'want' in a society that represses individuality and calls for everyone to live for their nation/clan rather than themselves#'must' and 'have to' are firmer concepts that he can hold on to. it means there are /important/ things at stake if he doesn't follow thru#Ask Naotora what he wants and he's going to list off a hundred things as easily as he breathes#Ask Soma what he wants and he's going to stare at you like you've grown a second head bc wdym what he /wants/#Naotora is what he wants to be first and foremost. Soma is what he needs to be first and foremost.#It's why I'm so :') at his interactions w/ Seiroku bc he doesn't /have/ to be anything around him and that's a VERY novel feeling#Soma w/ his people: I'm their captain -> I must never show them weaknesses. I have to be an unshakeable stronghold#Soma w/ the grand generals: We're friends but also rivals -> I have to remain on my guard about their propositions & not show any weakness#Tsubasa's kind of an exception but EVEN W/ HER... Soma doesn't /fully/ let his guard down; altho it's mainly out of force of habit#He does trust her; and he does a lot of things she wants him to bc he has a soft spot for her & knows she doesn't mean him harm#but at the end of the day... ALL of the grand generals are competing against each other#there are only so many resources they can use (esp in this arc) and their duty; which comes first; is to ensure their own band's survival#so despite trusting Tsubasa; at the back of his mind he's prepared for the eventuality of her choosing the Tokugawa over their friendship#He cherishes his childhood friends but man is there a LOT of baggage and a very specific detachedness in his interactions w/ them#That for the better or for the worse aren't there (at least rn) in his interactions w/ Seiroku which allows Soma to Be Himself
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