hehehehhe doodles i did today on ms paint. the creative freedom is unlimited but this is what my ass decides to do ... i hope you guys are already getting the hint that i like jared a little too much

SUPERJAIL FAN KID ASK BLOG MAYBE!?!?!?

Haii its me again and today i may open a ask blog SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT

(I also just wanted to live my dream of making a ask blog! Of course theres gonna be art)

OKI so i made a superjail fan kid in june, and during state testing, I was like, hey! Why not make this a au! So i made like 6 of them and yeah........!

HERES THE FAN KIDS!

The ships are!!!

Jared x Charice: Casper

The mistress x Alice: Sage

The warden x the mistress: Marcy (Marcella)

Hunter x the warden: Fitz

Lord stingray x the warden: Urban

(Also i think lord stingray is human so thats why urban is some stupid emo XP bleh!)

BTW THESE ARE KIDS!!!!!! marcy is 13, urban 14 fitz 15, sage 15, and Casper 12!!!

God I'm so cringe!!! :,C

asher's f/o list✨

a constantly updated list of my fictional others (romantic, platonic, etc.)

Last updated: 3/26/24

Romantic F/Os:

(Ones that are highlighted blue are ones that I'm focused on right now)

Jurgen (Sam and Max) (#f/o: jurgen / "i never knew vampires were so... fruity."❤️🧛‍♂️)

Scarlet Overkill (Minions) (#f/o: scarlet / mama i'm in love with a criminal❤️💋)

Sandman (Rise of the Guardians) (#f/o: sandman / mr sandman bring me a dream💫💛)

Ransome the Clown (Thimbleweed Park) (#f/o: ransome / you're an asshole but i love you🖕🤡)

Senior Agent Angela Ray (Thimbleweed Park) (#f/o: agent ray / i won't say i'm in love..💙)

Franklin Edmund (Thimbleweed Park) (#f/o: franklin / sleepin with a ghost👻💙)

Alice (Superjail) (#f/o: alice / my kind of woman💋)

Ash Firin (Superjail) (#f/o: ash / flame in my heart❤️‍🔥)

Charise (Superjail) (#f/o: charise / every little thing you do I do adore💌📋)

Jacknife (Superjail) (#f/o: jacknife / best boyfriends forever🤘🤍)

Gary (Superjail)

Arthur Hastings (We Happy Few) (#f/o: arthur / lovely day for it!💊)

Art the Clown (Terrifier) (#f/o: art / you make me feel like dancin! 🤍🖤🔪)

Dave (Code Monkeys) (#f/o: dave / 🎮🧡)

Jerry (Code Monkeys) (#f/o: jerry / 💚🎮)

Dean Larrity (Code Monkeys) (#f/o: dean / 💪❤️)

Barb Coard (Black Christmas 1974)

Onceler (The Lorax) (#f/o: onceler / how bad can i be?🎸💚)

Jesper Johanssen (Klaus)

Colin the Computer (DHMIS) (#f/o: colin / digital darling 💻🤍)

Shrignold (DHMIS) [comfort/vent f/o] (#f/o: shrignold / lovebug🦋)

Rod (Ice Scream)

Edgar (Electric Dreams) (#f/o: edgar / together in electric dreams!💻⚡️)

Closet (Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse)

Dru Gru (Despicable Me 3)

Balthazar Bratt (Despicable Me 3) (#f/o: bratt / hug me! bring it in!💜🎶)

Cole Quinn (WWE 2K19) (he's not a real wrestler he's made up for the game)

Chop-Top Sawyer (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2) (#f/o: chop-top / you're my fave!💜✌️)

Slappy (Goosebumps) (#f/o: slappy / you give me goosebumps💚)

Rocky (Goosebumps)

Trevor Phillips (GTA V)

Announcer (Shovelware’s Brain Game)

Lemon (Shovelware’s Brain Game)

Polite Leader (The Purge) (#f/o: polite leader / dear mr. purge leader🎭)

The Jackal (Thir13en Ghosts/Thirteen Ghosts)

Pinhead/Hell Priest (Hellraiser) (#f/o: pinhead / a demon to some, an angel to others🖤)

Announcer (BFDI)

Gerbo (Bugbo)

Dana Scully (The X-Files)

Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Apple and Onion (... Apple & Onion)

Voltar (League of Super Evil) (#f/o: voltar / L.O.V.E.❤️💢)

Stan the Man/Stanley Cunningham (original character)

Larry Laffer (Leisure Suit Larry) (#f/o: larry / "yeah baby!"❤️)

Suzi Camaro (Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude) (#f/o: suzi / i'm your bitch, you're my bitch🖤🤘)

Kleo/KL-E-0 (Fallout 4)

On again/off again F/Os:

Lord Stingray (Superjail)

Chucky/Charles Lee Ray (Child’s Play Franchise)

Platonic F/Os (a mix of platonic partners and best friends :3):

Chris Pearson (Dan Vs.)

Techno Twins (Superjail)

The Warden (Superjail) (#f/o: warden / no es la locura en realidad es el amor!💫💜)

Toothiana (Rise of the Guardians)

Paige/Sketchpad/Notebook (DHMIS)

Larry/Lamp (DHMIS)

Krobus (Stardew Valley)

Pear (Shovelware’s Brain Game)

Apple (Shovelware's Brain Game)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

Frylock (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Parents/Parental figures/Caregivers

Klaus (Klaus)

Nicholas St. North (Rise of the Guardians)

Gomez and Morticia Addams

Michael Myers (Halloween; specifically the OG)

Jiminy Cricket (Pinnochio)

Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Sally Finklestein (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Marionette/Puppet (FNAF 2)

Siblings

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians; little brother figure)

Wednesday and Pugsley Addams (little sister and little brother)

Benny Lee (Code Monkeys; adopted little brother-in-law)

Percival Hastings (We Happy Few; brother-in-law)

Yellow Guy (DHMIS; little brother?? or maybe son idk)

Applejack (MLP; twin sister)

Children/step-children/little guys I take care of

Buddi (Child’s Play 2019)

Balloon Boy (FNaF 2)

Sam (Trick ‘R Treat)

Percival Hastings II (We Happy Few fanchild between me and Arthur, named after Arthur's brother)

Cancer/Sanser/Gracie (headcanon name) (Superjail)

Glen and Glenda Ray (Chucky franchise)

sorry for the shitty quality OOF

shitpost time

I'm praying with all my might that Tumblr won't shit on the quality of this pic. even tho it's a shitpost I still....like these sketches.

"So Hot~"

School is officially out which means I no longer have any excuses when it comes to art (The original art isn't mine! :/ I just couldn't find the source to it)

"Hot damn~" Have some sfw Warden x Lord Stingray

Lord Stingray x The Warden Aesthetic

for anon

(Mod AP)

Birth of the Antichrist

Hahahahahahahahaha. Hahahaha haha. Ohh ha ha ha ha. Sooooo, anyone want a list of some things that would most likely probably happen during/before/after/surrounding Jacknife's tender and special moment? No? Ok, here it is: - It would totally take place in the Doctor's de facto "hospital room" of sorts seen in the episode "Mayhem Donor". I was planning on going for that other hospital-like area in the prison from "Special Needs", but I figured this was a slightly less suitable place for the delicate process of labor, thus making it MORE appealing. - And offering up his space was the LAST of the Doctor's involvement with the pregnancy. He more or less took care of Jacknife while he rode out the end of his pregnancy at Superjail - mad scientist, obstetrician, same thing. However, the Doctor got SO fed up with Jacknife's terrible behavior during their appointments, such as Jacknife kicking him in the throat while on the exam table in hopes of snatching some rubbing alcohol up high on a shelf, that he relinquished every duty dealing with that son of a bitch and his demon spawn. So that left only Jailbot to attend the delivery for ““““moral support””””... and Jared, who the Warden ordered to tag along. It's not like Warden would be game to do that dirty work himself. Jared's already a basket case, never mind that he seems to be terrified of Jacknife, so suffice it to say he wasn't excited out of his mind for the new arrival. - The offspring actually reared his ugly head a month too early mainly because of Jacknife's poor lifestyle choices becoming disappointing prenatal habits. And it JUST SO HAPPENED that Jailbot couldn't help tending to a duty outside the confines of Superjail a day before the momentous surprise. Really... it was a terrible, terrible coincidence that no one likes to see happen. Therefore, with Jailbot MIA, that left Jared alone to "bond with" Jacknife for a good half of the experience. - The morning before the birth, Jacknife experienced one last big gust of chaotic energy. A not-so-calm before the storm, if you will. Feeling totally himself (the strange and ominous pains from last night were somehow gone for the moment!), his personality really sparkled through: sat around a table with a gaggle of the main inmates (this was part of a parental education plan set in motion by the Warden, to which every step had magnificently backfired; in this particular case, the objective was to teach Jacknife the general social skills he sorely lacks and might have needed to be a loving and agreeable parent), he cheated at poker, somehow got into an altercation with Lord Stingray, and physically drooled over an X-rated magazine that he snatched out of someone's hands as the guys half-jokingly gave him the sage advice of getting all his titty goodness in now before he came face-to-face with his bundle of joy. (Barely anyone REALLY thought he would ACTUALLY take on the responsibility of parenthood. They set the bar low after they saw what happened with "that Ultraprison broad".) Alas, Jacknife later leapt straight onto the table to reach for something in a way a pregnant person should not, and there reverberated a mighty splash! An already straining large-sized prison uniform was now drenched, and everyone knew the magic was surely moments away. - During the first moments in the "birthing center", Jared feared for his life as Jacknife, the cause for his terror, prepared to bring new life into the world. Soon enough, though, the ambiance took a turn. Jacknife got that dad sold my toys for booze look on his face. Water works were impending. Jacknife sniveled grossly as Jared reassurred him that he was sure he could do this, because he had already been through SO MUCH WORSE. I mean c'mon! "What's 7 or 8 pounds squeezing through a too-small hole?!" That was Jared's method of uncomfortably consoling someone whom he feels like HE needs consoling when in the presence of. He was freaked out. (Joke's on them. The abomination would slide comfortably over the 10-lb mark.) "Arrggggghrrrrr!!" Jacknife replied. (Their heartfelt moment was cut short from him tensing and sitting up at the discovery of another contraction.) - At long last, a rushed Jailbot burst into the room, demolishing the door as he zoomed into his rightful spot. Not before Jared sped up to him and began speaking inconspicuously through clenched teeth though. "Jailbot! Thank goodness you're here! He's...crazy...!" - As depicted above, Jared verbalized the strangeness of the situation while speaking words of encouragement to the convict. Meanwhile, Jailbot whipped out a metal tentacle arm with an accordion fan attachment from his limitless internal arsenal to fan the shit out of the very overheated Jacknife. - See that scowl on his screen? Take a good look. That's a >:[ of concern. Jailbot was at first absolutely ecstatic about getting to watch Jacknife experience childbirth - since it's of course world-renowned as the worst pain of one's life and putting Jacknife through pain is that sadistic machine's specialty. However, as the orifice that Jacknife would soon birth his child out of gradually opened up, so did Jailbot's heart............ <3 and he began to feel twinges of worry and well wishes for Jacknife and soon-to-be baby. Aaaaawww. - Jacknife flipped Jailbot off because classy and he can't say "You did this to me". - Jacknife also screamed bloody murder. In other words, it sounded like a typical Superjail intro. - Later on, things got super srs. Of his own accord, Jacknife changed position a bunch of times while displaying an uncharacteristic expression of focus because even absolutely feral career criminals "listen to their bodies" and "just know" during labor. Apparently. - Jailbot was the one to receive the dignified honor of Catching The Baby, after which he magically brandished a large pair of scissors and cut the cord too. At once, Jacknife flopped down flat on his back and let out an exasperated sort of groan out of sheer relief and exhaustion. But, in an instant, Jared made eye contact with him from behind Jailbot and tried to be a good sport: "Well, you're not pregnant anymore!" To which Jacknife responded by sitting up like a shot and grinning maniacally ear-to-ear at his newfound freedom. - Ever since it was revealed that Jailbot was the culprit of the knocking up of Jacknife through means such as accidental scientific intervention (of course before an encounter with Jailbot's vibrate mode under the stars), it was a total mystery to everyone as to what on God's green earth the product could actually be. Boy or girl? And aside from the traditional sex-guessing, (sub-)human, robot, or sinful in-between? So when a little mistake with nothing but the best of both worlds VIEW HERE came to say hello, Jacknife groaned in shock at the appearance of his new son, but it was all Jailbot could do not to be overjoyed at nature's wondrous meld of himself and his favorite felon. He was a bit concerned beforehand about the aftermath of a scandalous union between prison staff and inmate resembling him, but not when it *felt so right like this*. Now, all they had to do was remove the infant from jail premises asap. - The rest of the staff (well, the Warden and Alice) entered after the initial festivities. They all (the staff) got misty. Even Alice. It's because their Jailbot was officially a new parent now. They grow up so fast. - Meanwhile, Jacknife sat up in bed grudgingly and carelessly holding his spawn. With everyone totally enveloped in the feel-good event of the century, the four staff members simultaneously turned their heads toward him and smiled down at him encouragingly. Jacknife reciprocated the gesture by growling at them in resentment. - So it was then that Jailbot had an idea to diffuse the tension: He slid open an internal compartment and classically passed out cigars to the attendees of the room. After presenting the Warden, Jared, and Alice with theirs, he paused meaningfully when he got to Jacknife and reflected on the few times over the past couple months where he had to pry cigarettes and other non-pregnancy-friendly substances from his grubby hands. Now that the fetus was out, he felt more than happy to make a crook's day with a tobacco product. Jacknife was over the moon when he saw a metal claw outstretched to him grasping something to smoke, beaming as his jaw went slack and tongue lolled right out. And in order to free his hands to grab the cigar, he made a sacrifice as we sometimes must and tossed the infant off the side of the bed. Poor Jared happened to be standing there and BARELY caught the fortunate robot child totally improptu as he frowned in a panic with his teeth chattering away. Activate Jailbot emoticon for pissed. - And speaking of Jared, he addressed Jailbot and Jacknife and asked what the hell they were gonna do. Good question. :/  The violent mute duo were somehow legitimately excused from SJ for only a couple days so they could hang at Jacknife's place and do their equivalent of discussing their options. (They JUST came to the conclusion that they should not, could not, and ultimately would not actually parent their offspring together. Imagine that!) Jailbot came up with a modified means of transport for the journey away from Superjail (oooooooohh! That lucky robot's about to soak up the wrong side of the tracks!) since there was currently a third passenger in the equation, and who would trust Jacknife to hold a baby with two hands while sitting on a chair, never mind with one as he flew through the sky? That's my question. It turned out Jailbot conveniently morphed into a boxy vehicle with a seat and metal safety bar in front, like something out of an amusement park, and Jacknife sat inside with the kid. What do you know, the little shit got airsick because it was his first time and he graced Jacknife's flesh with some fresh bile. Gross man: "Eeeeeeeewww!" -  During the precious family moments, Jacknife's lack of grace as a parent was spelt out clear as day, as Jailbot temporarily assumed the brave role of single robotic father, more or less (although the "microscopic quotient of selfless love" Jacknife's been rumored to possess came out to play once in a blue moon in such manners as Jacknife scaring the ever-loving shit out of his offspring by pulling wacky faces at him from an already unsightly mug). Now, someone also had to nourish the fruit of their loins from the warmth of their own bosom, all the while said someone wished he could be the spectator instead of the participant and the participant could be someone with bazookas big enough to fill a bra. But alas! You can't always get what you want. Oh yeah and I'm not sure what becomes of the baby afterward yet. But let me tell you. He's goin' places.

HI so

im writing a very cliché gayfic with Stingray and Warden and

it makes me sad how dead this fandom is...so sad that i cry myself to sleep

anyway. warnings are in the tags, and i also completely disregarded the concept of time and all that fun stuff. there are two OCs in there, one is not mine but i basically adopted her. they aren’t that significant in the story, but it makes more sense in my head if they are there. so. yea. 

if y’all wanna read it and lmk anything that could improve then.........yes pls.

tyyy 

blood tag!; could i get a stimboard and a moodboard for lord stingray x the warden from superjail? please and thank you! (ps: i hope you both are doing well!)

I only posted the aesthetic since in the rules, it says to please separate more than one request so that way it’s easier on the mods to get everything done one at a time so I hope you like the aesthetic that is posted. If you still want the stimboard done, just send it a request for that by itself and I’ll happily get that done for you as soon as I can. (Also thank you! I just finished all my classes and finals so I’m doing really well right now. As far as I know, Mod DS is doing alright too!)

- Mod AP