Literally all I can think about after rewatching the Deadpool movies is that Wade’s in a V
Like, he’s dating Vanessa and Colossus, but those two aren’t dating each other
I can’t explain why, but I live for them
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wade, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest petey-pie
peter, glancing up: yes?
wade, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest spidey-poo, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.
peter, turning to wade’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???
vanessa, wade’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over
wade, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-
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(at Peter and Mary-Jane's wedding)
Minister: Now Peter, repeat after me. I, Peter...
Peter: I, Peter...
Minister: Take thee, Mary Jane...
Peter: Take thee, Wade...
(Everyone is shocked)
Peter(quickly): - Mary Jane. Mary Jane!
Minister(to MJ):Uhh...shall I go on?
Wade(to the person sitting next to him):...He - he said "Wade", right? Do you think I should go up there?
(after they finish, having gone through with the wedding)
Vanessa:...Well, that went well. Yeah.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: It could’ve been worse, he could’ve shot her....
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Wadenessa(Wade x Vanessa) x Child!Reader
Warning:This happened after the 'battle' whit Francis and before Vanessa's death.Reader is around 8/10 years.GN.Abbandoment from Reader's parents,past abuse,Rape,child prostitution.
A/N:I've researched for Wade/VanessaxChild,but i've never found anything...this is on my mind over few days lol.I apologize for my bad english bc im italian.Hope you enjoy!
Y/N's pov:
I don't know how I ended up in this situation. I woke up in the back of this building, from where you could hear loud music. The alley was a little dark, there was no one. For 10 minutes I sat here, in my 'refuge' thinking what to do: whether to call someone for help, then go inside, or stay out here freezing.
I had nothing but a silk t-shirt and scratched pants, at least they bought me enough. Silent minutes passed, as I was immersed in my thinking about what to do. If I look for help from the wrong people, they will bring me back to them, but if I find the right ones, I could go back to living better.
I don't want to freeze, I don't want to end up like a popsicle. I took courage, got up, limped a bit, crossed the alley to find myself in a street, the building where I woke up was shooting louder music now There was a pink neon sign, I didn't know what it said, because I couldn't read I entered, without being noticed thanks to my baseness.
'Naked girls, alcohol and smoke bombs. What better place than a StripClub?' I thought. If they recognize the brand I am screwed. I head to the bathroom, to find a way out without getting noticed, but a brown-haired girl saw me and walked over to me. “What are you doing here?
Girl's Pov:
I entered the Pole Dance club, to collect my last "salary". As I walked down the hall, I saw a low, small silhouette heading towards what appeared to be the bathroom.
I grabbed him by the arm, obviously without hurting them. He froze to the touch and turned: E / C eyes spent, H / C hair fixed and pale S / C decorated with rosy lips.
I showed my sweetest smile "What are you doing here ??? .. are you lost .. ??"No response,as someone came up:"Vanessa,what are you doing here exsplecially whit a child..??" "They had to go to the bathroom,they've couldnt resit.They are my cousin". I noticed that the the sleeve goes up, revealing a "drawing" on the baby's arm.
I recognized him immediately: "I have to go" I picked up the baby, whispering to him that I would not hurt him and that I was taking him to a safe place
In the dark alleys, I wrote a message to my boyfriend:
I'm coming, I have a surprise. Make warm blankets and pillows, and something to eat.
DaddyPool:
Baby, do you wanna play ball in the hole??;)
I have something better ..
I smiled and looked at the baby, now asleep.
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let's start with my f bomb aka Team Deadpool aka X-Force
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
genderfucked polyamorous pansexual - any/all
Vanessa Carlysle / Copycat
genderfluid bisexual - he/her/hers (feminine terms)
Jack Hammer / Weasel
synthogender neptunic - he/ix/pix
Neena Thurman / Domino
pangender abrosexual - sh3/neos
Nathan Summers / Cable
trans demiromantic pansexual - he/they
Dopinder
omnisexual - he/him
Blind Al
wlw - she/her
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