You can’t bring a pig in here
It’s not a pig it’s a ferret a severely deformed ferret I grant you so severely deformed that it looks a little bit like a pig
It looks exactly like a pig
Ha it has been remarked upon in fact just as John hurt is known as the elephant man, bacon sandwich here is known as the pig ferret
Bacon sandwich that’s a funny name for a ferret
Ha that’s where I had you fooled coz it’s not a ferret it’s a pig
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Vyvyan Basterd/Mike/Neil Wheedon Watkins Pye/Rick (Young Ones)
Characters: Vyvyan Basterd, Mike (Young Ones), Neil Wheedon Watkins Pye, Rick (Young Ones)
Additional Tags: the relationships are loose, just sort of for funzies, They go to the beach, One Shot, Short, Fluff, Lyric Title, Prompt Fic
Series: Part 5 of the young ones ficlets
Summary:
I have made an interesting scientific discovery (with the help of someone who does not want to take credit and therefore gave me the credit and ablity to name it).
By wanting to make no sense, a person is thus making sense.