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Vomit under the cut ‼️‼️ I gave in to the vomshippers this time but I decided to be gross and angsty about it, you're welcome.
Worry.
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Joel, Meister des Dominoeffekts!
was lernen wir auch daraus: be gay do crime! 🏳️🌈
#schloss einstein#niemand hätte kommen sehen wo das einmal hinführt#was würden wir nur ohne joel machen#joel lucas: der kapitän vom nolin ship
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thousand cock stare
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“Edwina isn’t a lesbian” “there’s no canonical reason for Edwina to be gay” “Edwina isn’t bi” okay well have you considered the fact that Edwina told me herself she kisses girls? Have you considered the fact that she threw the first brick at Stonewall? Have you considered that you are very fucking stupid?
#Lesbwina#gay Edwina you are so precious to me#THEY DONT GET YOU LIKE I DO#idk what’s worse#the Edwina antis or the people who make her straight#ship what you want but Edwina/Fred and Edwina/Anthony makes me vom#you are a low brain cell individual#Edwina is gay die mad
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this google doc was blank this morning and now there is 3k of challengers fic on it
#i just had like 2 very vague concepts for lines/scenes and i am just word vomming about them#so sorry if it is not coherent or sensical in the slightest#i have never written for a poly ship before but i truly am having the time of my life#it’s also the most difficult thing i’ve ever written so wish me luck but it’s so much fun#me every two lines: they want to fuck each other so bad it’s making them look stupid#/astro posts
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me pretending to be disappointed whenever someone mentions zatanna live action projects getting scraped knowing damn well it'd be hot garbage 50% batman villains 50% fan service 100% senseless canon divergence that ruins the perception of her character and 200% shitass writing
or god forbid hbo/wb pushes an amazing show and it gets canceled after a season
#i know that's crazy math shut the fuck up#also i just#don't need a live action#a dcau movie would've been nice but now that ships way sailed#even thennnn#her dcau character was a bit off imo.#lacking in dimensions#zatanna zatara#dcu#dc comics#warner bros#vom#🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#yhhh
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001 for vom x campi if it's not late 👁️✨👁️
IT'S NEVER LATE MY FRIEND
AND I LOVE YOU FOR THE SHIP ASK !!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH
OH I AM GOING TO ENJOY THIS ONE !!!!!!!
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About Campino and Vom 👀
When I started shipping if I did : I can't do dates so...
I believe it was frankly early after I got into DTH. Vom was my bias from the beginning, and Campino was growing on me, and when I learned that Campino got his British second nationality, I just fell in love with the concept of them dating XD
My thoughts : It's really, really predictable, but...
I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH. THEY FILL MY LIFE WITH LIGHT AND HAPPINESS AND I LOVE PICTURING THEM HAVING A BEAUTIFUL AND HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER AND THEY ARE MY PRIDE AND JOY. MY BABIES. MY GROWN ASS MEN BABIES. I LOVE THEM AND I WOULD GIVE THEM MY LIFE (especially to Vom)
What makes me happy about them : Oh lord...
Everything. I love them young, I love them old, but the thing that just gets me is the idea of them enjoying their older days, receiving Campi's son at home and he treats Vom like a second father. I love the idea of them hugging each other to sleep, I love their height difference and Campi taking advantage of it, I love the idea of them taking care of each other, everything. Absolutely EVERYTHING.
What makes me sad about them : This time, it's going to focus on my headcanons for them.
But yeah, Campi struggling with his addiction and Vom trying his best to help him and accept things as they are, Campino's struggle to accept the fact that he is attracted to men, Vom feeling inadequate and not enough when he is in fact the driving force of the relationship. I love my ships to be full of drama, and I have no one to blame but myself when I cry writing things down because I am the one who made the relationships full of drama to begin with XD I really like the irony of Campino eventually struggling with the fact he is attracted to men when he is one of the queerest icon I have XD Just makes things spicier, am I right? XD
Things done in fanfics that annoys me : None
Because there aren't lots of fanfics about them to begin with XD And I am one to blame XD But yeah, I sadly struggle to write anything, even more about DTH so... I'm trying, but I take it slowly because I don't want to burn myself out, but at the same time, I wanna write... Wonderful life the one of a writer, am I right? x)
Things I look for in fanfic : EVEYRYTHING
PEOPLE
WRITE DTH FICS PLEASE
ABOUT CAMPINO AND VOM
MAKE THEM VERY LOVING AND VERY HAPPY OR WRITE LOTS OF DRAMA WITH AN HAPPY ENDING OR SPICY THINGS OR TENDER THINGS. I DON'T CARE. I WANNA SEE THEM HAPPY AND JOYFUL AND GROW OLD TOGETHER AND HAVING LOTS AND LOTS OF JOY AND TEARS OF JOY AND LOTS OF LOVE. They deserve it. They deserve all the love of the world.
Who I'd be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other :
Campino -> Andi
Vom -> Andi
Can you tell I love Andi?
No disrespect toward Kuddel and Breiti, but my second OTP is Andi/Kuddel, and I just don't see Kuddel with anyone else than Andi, so... Yeah. And while I love reading about every single possible ship, I have my own biases, and they SHOW.
My happily ever after for them : OH LORD
Campino's son having children of his own and they visit them and they get to be actual grandpas, and when Campino looks at Vom playing with the kids, he just sighs at the scene because he loves his husband and he loves his life. Them married. Them living together.
Who is the big/little spoon : I'm so predictable...
VOM AS THE LITTLE SPOON AND I WON'T TAKE ANY QUESTION.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity : Hihi :3
Vom laying on the couch, his head on Campino's laps, and Campino singing mindlessly. He just loves listening to Campi singing, and he sometimes just spends hours doing so at home, because Campino is really careful about his voice and tries to practice safely as much as possible. They'd sometimes do acoustic jam session with an acoustic case for Vom, and he would stop playing out of the blue with how in love he is with Campi's voice. Vom isn't one to do rehearsals for pleasure, but it's the only case where he jams enjoyably.
Thank you so much for the ask once again ! It made me so happy to receive it, as I frankly wasn't expecting this ship (just like I wasn't expecting getting an ask about Puzzle Punk and I was the happiest man on Earth to answer it XD)
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Mein Kommentar zu Tatort: Ein Freund, ein guter Freund (2022).
#hab mir das jetzt bis zur erstausstrahlung verkniffen#Was war diese folge#tatort münster#tatort#disappoinment#nichts als das#boerne#thiel#die anderen sind so wenig aufgetaucht es fühlt sich falsch an sie mit zu taggen#war noch nicht mal straight genug#that's the fun thing about shipping boerne/alberich and boerne/thiel#you get dissapointed TWICE#für 20 jahre Jubiläum schon echt schwach#diese bastarde vom ard haben so hart gequeerbaited and i didnt even expect anything
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Snapping a rubber band on my wrist to cease spending my morning doing Obsessive Whaling Research for Wooey purposes so I can do what I'm supposed to be doing today, which is pulling together some other Obsessive Whaling Research for Presenting-To-A-Class-About-How-To-Research purposes.
#last slide is like 'primary source: reincarnation' lol#NO NO the spheres are kept separate I'm a very good researcher...#it's just sometimes I use my powers of cross referencing logbooks with breadfruit growing seasons with -vom- missionary letters#with newspaper reports with whaling seasons and routes and ship speeds to be like how long was the fellow i think i was once on this island#lol jk.........
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Yknow, when you poke your head into the online self ship space, you don't really expect to befriend someone, end up in a QP relationship with them, bring them out to stay with you for awhile hoping it goes well in hopes that you can soon move out and start a life together but well.
Here I am 🧍♀️
#dude its 3 days away im gonna vom#get to meet the friggin love of my life#and plan our lives together?#and maybe one day MARRY?#AND WE'RE BOTH SELF SHIP SIMPS?#i'm gonna pass out#we're going to have a disney date for my birthday weekend im just really excited i had to tell yall
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I truly am a fickle thing because I just reblogged a post saying people have the right to ship my notps and I was like so true!! love and respect to all ships!! Then immediately saw a post of a notp and went NOPE actually I take that back lemme hit delete
#like don’t get me wrong I’ll never go out of my way to be a hater#but when I see ships with a parent/child dynamic and a significant age gap I do wanna vom in my mouth a little bit
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hey vtuber tumblr how are we feeling about pikamees graduation
#vtuber#amano pikamee#voms project#virtual youtuber#is there even a vtuber tumblr lmao#i know some indies jumped ship here after the musk takeover but
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lesbian vom
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Maybe the coolest exhibit at the natural history museum in Bern is the one about Saint-Bernard dogs, and more specifically, the Swiss icon Barry!
Barry is known for having saved 40 people as a rescue dog in the Swiss Alps between 1800 and 1812. He died in 1814 and his body was given to a taxidermist to preserve. The museum had him remounted in 1923, because he didn't really look like he did in life and the museum director thought the dog deserved better. This is what he looked like before:
They no longer needed to use the actual skull for the mount, so now it's on display! They also have a wolf skull (left) and a modern day Saint-Bernard skull (right) to show how much the breed has changed.
There is also a taxidermied modern day Saint-Bernard, a ten year old male that was donated to the museum after he died of natural causes:
Marc Nussbaumer has written the book "Barry vom Grossen St. Bernhard" about the process of restoring Barry, the history and development of the Saint-Bernard, and also the history of the region the breed comes from and their use as working dogs. It's only available in German, but it has a bunch of old art and pictures so it's also nice just to flip through it to look at those. I bought the book at the museum but it can be bought online, though the shipping can get very expensive 🥲
#vulture culture#taxidermy#dog.#natural history museum Bern#museum#my post#skull#wolf.#canid.#tw domestic death#history
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Schloss Einstein Folge 1076
Und los geht's mit unserem wöchentlichen Nervenzusammenbruch wegen einer Kinderserie.
Simon erkennt endlich, dass er keine Chance bei Ava hat. Und dabei sagt sie nur: "Wegen der Fahrradtour. Ich hab schon Lust, aber..."
Beim Training kackt Simon deswegen auch voll ab. Nesrin hat derweil bei den Landesmeisterschaften Bronze geholt. Hauser macht sich Sorgen und schlägt vor, dass Simon in den Sommerferien ein Sport-Camp besuchen soll.
ANNIKA STEIGT AUS! Sie geht nach Norwegen.
Massuda hat ein Problem: Ihre Eltern wollem mit nach Amsterdam, denken aber, dass sie dort einen Sprachkurs machen will. So kann sie nicht zur Beauty Con.
Für den Share Space sollen selbstgetöpferte Dinge verkauft werden, aber Tahmi macht versehentlich fast alles kaputt.
Simon ist traurig und heult sich bei seiner großen Liebe seinem Kumpel Leon aus. Er hat Angst, vom Einstein geworfen zu werden, denkt aber gleichzeitig, dass ihn eh niemand vermissen wird. LEON STEHT DIREKT VOR DIR!
Tahmi hat die Töpferwaren mit der japanischen Kintsugi-Technik repariert. Dabei geht es nicht darum, kaputte Stellen zu überdecken, sondern farblich hervorzuheben.
Massudas Video, in denen sie ihren Follower:innen erzählt, dass sie ein Doppelleben führt, ist viral gegangen. So viral, dass ihre Eltern es auch gesehen haben und sie sich jetzt dringen bei ihnen melden soll.
GEHT MASSUDA ETWA AUCH?
Sie schenkt Annika und Nesrin ihre Lieblingsoutfits, weil ihre Eltern sie vom Einstein nehmen wollen. Wie sich herausstellt, hat ihre Mutter aber drei Tickets für die Beauty Con besorgt.
Der Kinstugi-Verkauf war ein voller Erfolg und alles wurde verkauft. Damit können sie jetzt die Stromrechnung vom Share Space bezahlen. Fehlen noch die drei Monatsmieten. Willkommen bei Raus aus den Schulden mit Reena Kumari.
Leon macht sich sorgen um seinen Boyfriend Simon, weil er ihn einfach nicht erreicht. Schließlich kommt er doch noch aus seinem Versteck. Simon: "Ich wollte dir eigentlich sagen, was für ein toller Freund du bist." LIMON HUG! Leon: "Und du bist auch kein Problemfall."
LEON WILL MIT SIMON INS SPORT-CAMP FAHREN!
NOCH EIN LIMON HUG!
Massuda hat mit ihren Eltern telefoniert und ihnen alles erzählt. Sie waren zwar ziemlich schockiert, aber auch begeistert.
Annika hat eine Idee: Ein Podcast mit Massuda, in dem sie über's scheitern redet.
Ava erklärt Simon, dass sie zwar Lust auf eine Fahrradtour hat, aber nicht auf ein Date. Simon: "Da muss Leon aber auch mit." HALLO? HALLO??? DAS SOLLTE EIN CRACK SHIP SEIN KIKA!
Ava, Simon und Leon neue Gay Besties?
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Folge 1066
- Mikka und Tahmina >>>
- Kika, könnt ihr Mikka auch irgendwie mal 'ne andere Persönlichkeit geben? 💀
- "Aber der ist nicht doof. Leider." Ja Maxi, da hast du Recht. Joshi ist nicht doof.
- Karl mutiert zum Stalker
- Annikas Identitätsfindung wurde wohl schon in die Tonne gekloppt. Cool. Nein, nicht cool.
- Charlotte hasst Präsentieren genauso sehr wie ich 🥲
- Simon was zum Geier tust du dem Fahrrad da an
- Das erklärt jetzt auch warum der Idiot an Ava interessiert ist ...
- Halt bitte dein Maul Simon <3
- "Lust, mal zusammen abzuhängen?" BYEEEE
- Leon und Charlotte :') <3
- CHUNG HELLO I MISSED YOU
- Ey ich schwöre ich LIEBE Joshis Hemd, wo gibt's das?!
- Maxi bitte wirf diesen Hut weg. Danke.
- "Herr Winkler" mein Sportlehrer heißt so. Wow
- NOAH!!!!!!! (Er lebt! Auch wenn er nix sagt und nur paar Sekunden da ist!)
- Avas gezwungenes Lächeln. Könnte glatt meins sein.
- Joyce Gesichter. Wann habt ihr die denn gemacht Kika?!
- Charlottes Panikattacke wurde perfekt rübergebracht. Ganz großes Lob an dieser Stelle an Caroline!
- Simon, lass es einfach
- "... dass meine Oma keine Märchen erzählt hat." Lol, anscheinend ja schon, danke liebe Folgenbeschreibungen
- Ava ist gay Simon. Also Finger weg.
- Wow Simon, du bist ja SO einfühlsam 🤡
- CHARLOTTE SCHREI IHN AN QUEEN
- "Simon, ich liebe dich." "Ich dich auch." ES. WAR. ALS. WITZ. GEMEINT. KIKA. ES SOLLTE NUR EIN FUCKING CRACK SHIP SEIN!!!
- Atp leg ich meine Hand dafür ins Feuer dass limon canon wird nächste Staffel 💀 (Oder Kika verarscht uns grad komplett, Queerbaiting Runde 2 incoming? 🤡)
- Leon, frag mal Joel ob er noch Leute sucht für seine Therapiepraxis
- Junge diese Dino Kostüme, was kommt als nächstes? Holt ihr die Requisiten vom Parkour raus, wo Fabs und Massuda nochmal gegeneinander angekreten sind?
- Leon being the proud brother :')
- Mensch Simon, du bist so unzuverlässig! Erster paar streit von limon 💀💀
- Simon lass Ava endlich in Ruhe! Du nervst!
- "Habt ihr Lust an was richtig coolem zu arbeiten?" Nein. Wenn es kein ausgearbeiteter Plan ist für ein Nolin Happy End, eine geile Story für Joshi oder Joel ist, dann bin ich raus.
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