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Keith’s parents were bi4bi but in the sense that Krolia thought Texas Kogane was butch and Texas thought Krolia was a twunk
#voltron#BSHABEHWWBBSHXJSIAJQBWQBA. okay okay okay. okay. hi.#Krolia#Texas Kogane#keith#shitpost#do you see my vision though#voltronpride#2/3 of my voltron pride posts are me desperately asking for people to buy into my ideal utopia
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On the last day of pride month have a #lancemcclain . . . . . #voltron #pride #pridemonth #lgbtcosplayer #transcosplayer #lancecosplay #lancecosplayer #voltroncosplay #voltroncosplayer #vldcosplay #vldcosplayer #voltronpride (at Richmond Night Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzXB_oRnmIU/?igshid=12yvm7qipl2r7
#lancemcclain#voltron#pride#pridemonth#lgbtcosplayer#transcosplayer#lancecosplay#lancecosplayer#voltroncosplay#voltroncosplayer#vldcosplay#vldcosplayer#voltronpride
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i am very dissapointed with the amnt pf voltron merch out there....
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WOKE 😵🏳️🌈 voltron: legendary defender❗️❓🙅🏻🤕
takashi shiroGAYne 🫵🏼🤨👨🏻❤️💋👨🏽
volTRANS 🏳️⚧️⁉️
keith
AROllura 💚🤍🖤😍
pidge GENDERson⚧️❗️❓
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Coran hieronymus wimbleton smythe did not wear a tailored corset and the Christian Louboutin kitten wedges to the cryochamber just for Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos to say that someone else was the first gay character in voltron. don’t worry mr. smythe. i saw your Louboutins.
#all rise for the slutty troops!!!!#Voltron#coran#voltronpride#FUCKKK I FORGOT TO POST THIS DURING JUNE#shitpost
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lance: yeah so this is earth. it’s kind of lame but like also very wonderous. there’s something to be said about finding beauty in the smaller moments-
pidge: do you guys want to go to build-a-bear?
coran: build a WHAT?
pidge: .. honestly did not think it would warrant that kind of response
coran: do you promise.
pidge: ?
allura: oh that sounds like fun!
coran: can we go.
pidge: yeah sure!!!
(later)
coran: (sulking on the ship)
lance: .. coran, what did you think build-a-bear meant-
coran: i don’t want to talk about it.
#shitpost#voltron#lance#coran#pidge#allura#i jsut think . this is super funny. to me.#when i was a kid my dad's favorite bar was this place called the miracle of science in boston#boston also has a museum called the museum of science#i was like 7 years old so you can imagien the misunderstanding when my dad said oh we're having dinner at the miracle of science#and i was like DINNER WITH THE DINOSAURS????????????????#i was so excited. i was so excited.#i did not have dinner at the museum of science. i ate a burger while my dad had an ipa or whatever. and i cried into my burger that night.#i wanted to eat with the dinosaurs :(((#hunk: okay but the moral implications of building your own bear…#Coran: maybe I was talking about MYSELF. did you ever think of that. HUH.#can we just let this man fuck in peace. bah gawd.#voltronpride
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12yo overly enthusiastic ‘ally’ keith celebrating his first pride with adam and shiro my beloved
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zarkon: it is pride month, haggar. you know what that means
haggar: huh
haggar: my lord?
haggar: do you want me to make like
haggar: gay robeast
haggar: what
zarkon: 😏
#voltron#zarkon#haggar#what matters is that i am funny to ME#shitpost#they done made the robeasts came. my heavens it's come to this.#i still hauve covid#gayrobeasts were like only a thing for 1 season whic his crazt considering how quintessential they are to the larger voltron mythos#****ROBEASTS. NOT SPECIFICALLY GAY ROBEASTS. though they could have been gay idk i don't police robeasts#******************** MADE THE ROBEATS GAY. MY HEAVENS IT'S COME TO THIS.#holy fuck this covid is killer#voltronpride
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keith: [link] [link] [link] so yeah here are some good starting points for learning about the gay fights movement on earth. pidge has more primary sources as well
keith: *gay rights movement, lol sorry
allura: no.
allura: tell me more about the gay fights.
#shitpost#voltron#allura#keith#keith: one time i fist fought this guy named griffin. actually i've done this like four times the guy sucks so much ass#allura: (enthralled)#voltronpride
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I think Alfor had a bad habit of falling in love with everyone up to and including Zarkon (known closeted heterosexual). One day during their Voltron days Alfor brings up the fact that he used to have a huge crush on Zarkon and everyone laughs but Zarkon is just falling over himself trying to apologize. He’s so genuinely heartbroken over the fact that he is not into dudes. and also that he is wholly enamored with his wife who he is married to.
#zarkon: Alfor bro please. it’s not you it’s 100% a problem with me#Alfor: it’s really not that serious—#zarkon: no no no.please don’t take this to heart. you are an amazing guy. anybody would be lucky to have you.#Alfor: yes I am married now-#zarkon: seriously. *anyone*#he tries sooooo hard to be bisexual. but he just can’t. and he’s so embarrassed about it#sjqbhdushqshhq#shitpost#zarkon#Alfor#voltronpride
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Diversity WIN #ultimate #ally ZARKON made sure this ROBEAST is GAY
zarkon said GIT IN THERE HAGGAR AND GIT IT DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shiro: well actually it is homophobic of you to make the robeasts gay. as we are killing them :/
zarkon: well actually it is more homophobic that you are killing the gay robeasts. is it because they are gay ? are you destroying them because they are gay? if you wre really allies (likes me) you would just let them. kill you.
(team voltron goes silent out of shock; much to contemplate; perhaps they wre the homophobic ones all along?)
#ask#anonymous#zarkon traps team voltron in a LOGIC and MORALITY trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#diversity win! this robeast is gay#voltronpride
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What you’re implying is that zarkon is the mischa collins of voltron
WHAT
#is monsieur collins ashamed of his heterosexuality. is that the comparison.#I’m ngl this ask shot so much e into my system I feel wide awake#not e as an estrogen. I have that. I mean unhhh. endocrine. adrenaline. epipen.. the thing they put in uma Thurman’s heart.#voltronpride
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i’ve sadly slipped back into my voltron hyperfixation so these posts are just fuel to the fire for better or for worse. anyway how does haggar feel about zarkon’s shameful heterosexuality
honerva was like 'don't worry babe i'll be queer enough for the both of us 😍' & then had a toxic homoerotic friendship with allura's mom that spanned decades
#ask#anonymous#voltronpride#I FOHND MORE VOLTRONPRIDE SHITPOSTS IN MY DRAFTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO#shitpost
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#LGBTQ #ally zarkon is so funny to me. like he'll commit heinous war crimes but he draws the line at killing gay people
I think back in 2017 I was making jokes about Zarkon being a feminist so him also being a huge ally is simply the next logical step. I think Zarkon is exactly like this Onion video:
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#the reason shiro escapes in episode one is because Zarkon realizes he’s gay and he’s like DO NOT HARM ONE HAIR ON HIS PRECIOUS HEAD!!!!#‘but Katie’ you say ‘didn’t shiro literally die later in the show.’#ahhh mon cherie don’t you see. they made lots of clones of shiro. so the net number of gay people in the universe actually went up#so it's fine#ask#anonymous#this is why Zarkon didn’t love Lotor btw. because Lotor was straight#I’m sosorry if these jokes aren’t actually funny guys I have well and actually lost it#my left ear has been clogged for literally since Monday and I fear it has costed me everything#well that and also my constant low grade fever and the constant taste of metal thanks to my paxlovid#voltronpride
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Diversity win! The founder of the galran empire is bisexual!
NO HES HETEROSEXUAL. READ MY LORE.
#one of my shitposts I’m still working on is this insane chart of everyone’s pre-canon polyamorous relationships. it takes so much oh my god#Zarkon in his little bubble ❤️#ask#anonymous#voltronpride
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Your pride posts are so funny I am shaking
I promise. I PROMISE. that not all my #voltronpride posts are about zarkon.
#I’m just queueing them up 1 per day. and I’m going to keep bullshitting. I promise. I want to have so many#ask#anonymous#voltronpride
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