I want someone to steal my hoodie so I can tickle them until they give it back.
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I like caretakers who are also masters
It's ripe for misunderstandings!
Master says they won't beat Whumpee, but they haven't been bad enough yet and don't believe it
Whumpee who takes orders way too seriously/literally for CareMaster's liking
Whumpee who can't read bc they were for physical labor or "bedroom service" panicking bc CareMaster asked them to fetch a book
CareMaster rewards obedience with treats and privileges, but Whumpee thinks it's a test and refuses
Whumpers who think CareMaster is just like them so they hit Whumpee when they visit CareMaster
CareMaster doesn't realize it until Whumpee has bruises
CareMaster going ballistic and Whumpee thinks they're in trouble
CareMaster assigning Whumpee the role of "pet/companion" so Whumpee can stay by their side but not be as frightened
Whumpee really excited for the "job" bc their last master loved their dogs and Whumpee used to be jealous of them
You can even add another Whumpee to the mix when the first one is mostly recovered!
CareMaster who buys another Whumpee when they visit a Whumper and can't stand the way Whumpee #2 is treated
Whumpee #1 trying to explain to #2 that Master really is gentle and patient, they promise!
#2 trusts #1 bc class solidarity but is terrified of their new Master
CareMaster who (in their mind) barely scraped together enough tasks to give #1 something to do, how are they supposed to justify owning #2 as well?
Maybe CareMaster asks a staff member if they need an assistant
But then CareMaster gets worried when not directly supervising #2
"Well I can't have two "pets" that's pretty excessive"
Maybe #1 is super close to CareMaster now and gets worried/jealous that Master likes #2 more
Shenanigans and whump ensues
"well I call #1 "Pet" as their name bc they like it so wtf do I call #2???"
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Any other autistic folks who started off skinny notice your steps getting louder not just because of the weight itself but also because being heavier makes toe-walking harder and you unconsciusly stop doing it as much?
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I need a movie where Lucy Liu and Susan Sarandon play lovers
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what animal would matt watson be? :)
FANTASTIC QUESTION!! i definitely picture him being a tawny cat or a whitetail deer :) he’s a bit of a menace as many orange cats tend to be (lovingly), and he also has the lanky stature of a whitetail deer <3
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Every video advocating for gender equality in the armed forces is like '..join Our special operation because We are different. We have light music playing in the background to signal that You can channel Your Feminine Energy while learning to use assault weapons..' *sends you off to war cutely💖*
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Alistair: could I ask one thing of you, my dear?
The Warden: anything for you, love
Alistair: can you please stop being gay with Leliana
The Warden:
Alistair: in front of me at least
The Warden:
Alistair: pretty please 🥺?
The Warden: you're being so mean to me right now. for no fucking reason. I'm done defending you from Morrigan
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mario super star theme/Powerful Mario remixes that are in a minor key my beloved
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