thanks steve

Isn't it just a lovely time? Valentine's Day is around the corner! I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day and spend it with someone special to you!! I wish I could spend it with all of you but I can't be in more places then one! 🩷🩷🩷…⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

⚠️ Slight gore!!!

Well mannered

A very polite blorbo.

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i love how my bf is this big, dark, beefy farmer dude that looks kinda intimidating at first glance but as soon as you get to know him better, he’s just like

hes like a clip on koala

We welcome a golden skelly, Karat! (They're a bit shy, but open for questions!)

Karat is an unusual bean who has showed up, and they seem to secrete liquid gold! (In fact, the gold pieces on their clothes are actually made by them!)

Better izzy art

Please ask me about my headcannons please please please

I designed her a bit better this time, I didn’t like her hair

do it for her (Lulabelle the pig I just made up for lolz)

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i was making pants with moths on them and i found a little friend trying to eat my fabric….good omen! i needed his stamp of approval

I'm weak and don't know how to say no to kids who are selling stuff door to door so anyway I just bought a box of chocolates from a kid (again, because I can't say no to kids who want to go on a field trip). I will fully admit that I am way too generous for my own good with these things because I can't afford to buy all this stuff from kids all the time, but I would say that it's probably a nice thing to do and no one would be mad at me for it, only maybe a little concerned at most.

Anyway my younger sibling (who is an adult!!) is very angry and crying now because I didn't make the kid wait fifteen minutes so they could also buy something, even though this stuff is mediocre child fundraising food (sorry kid. I bought the chocolate to give you money, not for the chocolate itself). I'm an adult who's in trouble (as in, my mom sent me to my room like I'm still seven and not a full legal adult) with her parents and younger sibling for not making a little kid selling mediocre chocolate sit and wait for a long time.

Sometimes I really do wonder if my life is some kind of hidden camera show or something because this is absurd.

kickstand handshake handle mug

give 'em a proper lil handshake to use pls