tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

FAT MUTUALS: Keep up the great work 👍

I fald slep at 10 because of the benadryl

Denial is a river in Egypt! Your husband is gay!!!

Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

OP I saw your bio and you're like 15. I don't trust you and also I DONT GET HIVES

Excellent! I have hives

also here's proof if you even CARE

It sucks that in the 50s the only place gay couples could safely get their picture taken was in photo booths. But that's also punk as hell

Excellent! I have hives

also here's proof if you even CARE

Saw a mini FB argument where someone was saying that a hotel in our area had prices of 150 and some girl I know (only 2 years old than me) said "huh that's weird. someone said they paid $300 and they have a screenshot" and the other person said "don't rely on Facebook misinfo..." which is a dumb response if they have proof but then she said "don't rely on someone's post? of their personal experience" which is also dumb because people will lie. Someone told us at work last year (a campground) that one of the cabins didn't have a bedframe or something so we gave them free hayride tickets. Even though there was a bedframe. People can lie.

"No climate justice on occupied land"

the official baba plush looks sopping wet

Me anytime an app changes its layout

What's stopping men from sitting to pee

In the dentist waiting room and I have to deal with Journey. You don't understand. This is all my family listens to. Shitty classic rock. I'm so sick of it. I want to stab their Amazon Echo Show so they can no longer play it and I can live in peace

I can't with the header image for the religion tw tag