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caenid · 26 days
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i think venture is one of those people who doesn't know how to make a heart with just your index and middle fingers.
you could show it to them and they'd force you to spend the next fifteen minutes trying to teach them.
"whu— how the fuck? how do you.. fingers? that.. way?" rabidly adjusting their hands this way and that, trying to figure out how the fuck you're doing it.
they never do figure it out, but they just about drop like a dead fly when you grab their hands and try to position their fingers for them. no, their hands aren't sweating excessively. don't ask them about it.
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venture4treasure · 27 days
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A relationship with Venture
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Premise: Fluff headcanons about a relationship with Venture
Warnings: None
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Venture is very confident in their relationship. Nobody is going to be able to sway them, any kind of excessive flirting instantly gets shut down. If you’re around, they like to kiss or hug you to prove a point – and because they’ll run with any excuse to be affectionate.
When Venture returns to you from an expedition, they are super clingy for the first couple days. They miss you so much. 
Archaeology isn’t a field known for making money, but it’s Venture. Sloan Cameron. They’re insanely gifted and talented at their craft, a one of a kind person. They get to be an exception to the rule. 
They also don’t pay rent or bills because their job covers them when they’re away on expeditions. So, they like to spend their money on you. It’s nearly impossible to pay for something if Venture is out with you. 
They definitely don’t grasp the concept of money like most people do, having been with the Wayfinder Society since sixteen, they never really experienced necessary expenses or a shortage of money. 
They’re not financially illiterate – they save and go through the motions of being responsible with money, but sometimes you might have to step in and call them out if they’re being a little too much.
No idea where Venture picked up sleight of hand tricks, but it proves to be incredibly useful for them when you’re out shopping or on a date. They can swipe your phone or card without you noticing until it’s time to pay. And when you can’t find it, they’ll offer to pay with the smuggest grin. 
Despite how active Venture’s job is, they actually prefer to laze about all day with you when they’re home. They want to cuddle, drape themselves over you whenever you’re doing chores, or lay on your lap when you’re watching a movie, scrolling on your phone, reading, etc. 
Please mess with their hair. They love having their hair brushed by you. If you comb your hand through their hair and scratch their head, they will melt. Also, please help them get out any knots or mats from expeditions. 
When you’re working, Venture will be by with gifts. Your favourite drink, takeout, or flowers. They leave it at your workplace with a sweet note. Your coworkers are definitely envious. 
And after you clock out, Venture is there to pick you up. Offering to take you out for dinner if you don’t have anything else in mind. 
Venture is pretty emotionally intelligent. They can tell when you’re not feeling well and they can read a room well. If you’re upset, you cannot hide it from them. They will be onto you instantly and do anything and everything to make you feel better. 
However, Venture struggles with expressing their own emotional conflicts to you. They don’t want to give you the idea that they’re incapable or overreacting. Thankfully, they’re super bad at hiding when they’re upset and you easily catch on. 
They really want to involve you in their passion for their work, but it’s too dangerous to take you with them. You’d be a liability as much as they don’t want to admit it. 
They do like taking you to national parks and tour caves. At first, they take you on guided tours because they don’t want to stress you out with the prospect of getting lost in a cave – even if they’re confident that’d never happen. Later, they take you on self guided tours because they want to ramble about certain structures and formations without a crowd of strangers and the urgency to move to the next area. 
When they have to leave for a project, they will always make sure to let you know if they’ll have cell service or not. 
They’re very focused and diligent when they’re working, so they don’t check their phone until they’re done with the day. But when they’re done, their time is yours. They’ll respond to any text or call instantly. 
They insist you update them everyday, they want to make sure you’re around and doing well. If you don’t send any update after they worriedly spam you, they are not sleeping well that night. 
Sometimes their coworkers catch them smiling at their phone. And when asked, they’ll gush about you and how you’re just the best. They talk about you like you hung up the stars in the sky for them. 
Their coworkers are mostly older than them, and they’re all very glad Venture has you to return home to – they’re exceedingly fearless and brave to the point of stupid. With their line of work getting more and more dangerous, your presence gives them something to value returning home to. 
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Author’s Note: There was no setting or scene provided in the ask so I went with what we know as canon in the Overwatch universe and subtracted the whole Null Sector ravaging cities thing. But Talon does exist, that’s why Venture’s work is getting more and more dangerous. Pure fluff is not my thing, but I do try!
Link to request by @f3r4lfr0gg3r.
Because of the order of these posts, these headcanons kind of foreshadow other works I’ve drafted :9
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waffelz-png · 24 days
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Hu!
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This drawing of venture is based on
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I don't know who the artist is but I saw it on pinterest!!
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zomz-exe · 5 months
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semi-realism study w/ dean! …I made his hair too long
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useeer · 25 days
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Ventures love language is teasing and play fighting 100%. Whatever they know you're comfortable with them poking at you for, they will do it.
You make a typo? They're laughing at you.
You do something rlly stupid? They're giggling and bringing it up for months.
They'll call you every non offensive nickname under the sun. They say you're a stinky short gremlin, and will say fuck you a lot if you catch them when THEY do something stupid.
Especially if they're catching feelings for you, they'll ramp it up by the thousand. Suddenly you're the gayest little shit they've ever met! But for some reason they just can't get enough of you.
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I have several headcannons for the Overwatch Heroes, I’m going to share them
Moira is a coffee addict however caffeine can’t affect her, like it won’t wake her up or energize her it does nothing but if she goes without she experiences withdrawal. She has a side project where she’s trying to create a serum that will allow caffeine to actually affect her, unbeknownst to her however he colleagues both at Oasis and Talon have been sabotaging this project as they are terrified of what will happen if she can actually experience caffeine
Roadhog’s name was actually started before the Omnium explosion, a kid had given him a pig to stitch onto his shotgun holster and some of his friends called him Roadhog as a joke, it stopped being a joke after the explosion
Venture has a house that while they don’t often stay there long they do keep a collection that they started from their various jobs. Jars of dirt from each dig site they’ve ever worked at, with a flag for the country it’s from and a sticker with some information about the dig site. When they’re hunting down relic thieves they collect some dirt from each place they go on their search and adds it into a singular jar with some barriers but in to separate the different dirt from the rest alongside the usual things they put on the jars
Mauga is trained in how to be a bartender. He learned back during his days as a Raider to do undercover work on their targets, either for assassinations or information gathering. He still makes plenty of drinks for Talon and he does hope to share a drink with Baptiste again at some point, either when one of them is on death’s door or as friends again so he keeps a small bottle on his person of Bap’s favorite drink just in case
Genji occasionally forgets to take his mask off when drinking or eating, not because he’s embarrassed about his face but because at times it feels like his mask is actually his face. Zenyatta has been trying to help him with this, with more difficulty than expected
Zenyatta actually had several jobs before the crisis happened, so many that not even Ramattra knows all of them. He uses this knowledge to mess with people a lot but it also makes him a jack of all trades so he helps out with a lot of things around Shambali with a lot of things
Before Zarya joined the military she had several flavors for protein shakes that she loved to have, however after she joined she has stuck with unflavored mixed into water so that it’s quick to make and take before and after her battles. She hates the lack of flavor so much that she intends to expand her pallet of flavors once she is done fighting so she can forget the unflavored
Dr Winston (the human) got Hammond into contact with an engineering friend on Earth in an effort to at least lessen the amount of time the hamster escaped a day. This friend didn’t know about the cruelty the Horizon Test Subjects faced and Hammond could see that. The friend helped Hammond develop the first version of his hamster to human translator be showing the blueprints of past translators and shared all sorts of ideas with him on things to make. Before he met the Junkers Hammond only liked this one human, and he hopes to meet her someday, if nothing but to at least tell her he’s okay. Until then he busies himself with crossing off ideas on the list they made together, and making sure each one works
Mei had friends she would talk to from other ecopoints, she hopes to get back in contact with them at some point and catch up but with the program having been shut down for a long time she hasn’t had much luck in that endeavor
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HANK VENTURE from THE VENTURE BROS.
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JUSTIFICATION:
"legit does not want to get out of a super suit that make them look like a woman, says 'dont put your hetronormative biases on me', fucking look at them" - Anonymous
"Has told his dad “don’t put your heteronormative gender biased hang ups on me”
Literally wore the trans flag colors in one episode
Looks super masc in one scene" - @dilfgmancoolatta
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lovedrruunk · 2 months
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Overwatch nightmare blunt rotation and why ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹
From scariest to tamest
Junkrat, I don’t think I need to explain much… you’ll take a hit and next thing you know he’s trying to convince you into amputating his right leg. I think overall it’d be a terrifying experience, also he def laced the blunt with some homemade contraption he made. NOTHING good will come out of this and you will most definitely wake up in a hospital bed
Junker queen, will actually try to FIGHT YOU… YOU ARE NOT WINNING !!!! An hour in and she’ll be chasing you around the house playing fnaf 4 irl. She’s actually so scary and will have you crying. After three hours of pure horror she’ll blink and just be like “huh?”……..she forgot about everything and is back to normal….
Moira, you’ll take a hit and next thing you know she’s trying to convince you into letting HER amputate YOUR right leg… She’s stressed out 24/7 so the only reason she’s not lacing it with some potion in order to use u as an experiment is because she also needs a hit..so….better than junkrat I’d say…
Tracer, not scary but really annoying. As much as I LOVE her she’s a yapper and will NOT shut up…. Will have your ears ringing and her mood swings would be terrible to deal with
Hanzo, the ultimate TRAUMA DUMPER !!!! WE DON’T CARE !!!!! Will be crying telling you about how he had to kill his own brother only for him to come back scarred and robotic and you’ll just have to be like ohhhhh I’m so sorry you had to go through that ohhhh….. will have all your pillows covered in tears and snot…disgusting…
Venture, GUYS…. Let’s be so for real they’re tracer part 2… by the end of the night you’ll know every rock type and crystal ever discovered. Will give you a 2 hour recap of Steven universe that you can’t escape from. They’ll also get really hungry and literally raid your fridge
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melssoiree · 19 days
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random hcs as somone who forgot all the ow cinematics after watching them all years ago:
kiri is 30 purley to help with her lore w hanzo and genji-she was like their little sister.
hanzos dragons have names, but he never says what they are.
ana and widow dispute alot to the point where they cant be near each other for more than 0.2 milliseconds
dva and lucio met online before meeting irl-they play video games together.
sombra and dva are literally bestie boos but she gets mad when sombra hacks games
widow and reaper are bestie boos and sombra 3rd wheels
sombra is the most extroverted introvert ever and is into geeky shit like anime bcus of dva
dvas fav anime is madoka magica and any romantic anime.
venture and junkrat rant for hours about eating rocks and worms and they chat online and irl for ages
junkrat is a HUGEEE junker queen simp but shes lesbian.
tracer and emily r cutiepies and emily worries abt tracer dying
moria and reaper WERE close
echo,orisa,bastion and venture are non bianary but echo,orisa and bastion have pref prns (more so what people say iykwim)
venture has a mix of masc and fem body features and nobody knows their original gender
soldier is gay for reaper/hj
moira and ashe from apex r besties. iykyk.
anyyywaysd i have loads more but cba!! :3
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bumblebeeig · 1 month
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im actually going feral i found this song on a spotify playlist for venture AND IT SOUNDS SM LIKE THEM??? IM GOING INSANE
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hysokaz · 9 months
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i think im very brave for switching the roles and having illumi be hisokas sugar daddy. i think im genuinely breaking new ground and destroying stereotypes. bee who you areee
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cm2tfemotd · 2 months
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Todays Canon Male to Transfem Headcanon Is Billy quizboy from The venture bros! she is a transfem butch lesbian that uses she/her!
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foxsketch6543 · 5 months
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They sometimes hang out when they BOTH have nothing to do or no plans at all and one of them want to do something. Brock just pities how pathetic Rusty is because of his rizz. 😭
I like the idea of Rusty having only a unrequited crush on Brock, but he doesn’t feel the same way for him and only sees him as a friend/coworker because he wants to be professional with his job as a bodyguard but they do care about each other that passes as more than friends have a mutual respect for each other. Making them queerplatonic deal with it.
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taniushka12 · 11 months
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"and I gave him my... stuff.. i wasn't planning on using" in retrospect she's obviously the egg donor for the twins, but man, when I first heard that line i thought she meant bottom surgery and it was like whoa, she's a lesbian AND trans :')
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katie-wants-donut · 7 months
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I feel like Brock is more of a dog person but honestly he'd be nice to any kind of pet the Ventures would get
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DEAN VENTURE from THE VENTURE BROS.
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JUSTIFICATION:
"-pathetic
-no self esteem
-fundamentally dislikes self" - Anonymous
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