Femboy-ify a Vehicon

Thinking about making more of this :3

https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/748660162710093824/httpswwwtumblrcomtransingthoseformers7486459?source=share

Imagine megatron's reaction

Vehicons: steve, no, you saw that thing, there's no way

Steve, who has access to the internet: Steve YES

Nooo because I'm imagining Megatron laying eyes on Starscream's shuttle class cock for the first time (whether in person or from the photos now flying around the Nemesis) and his optics are so wide you'd think they'd fall out. Like cartoon sound effect levels of "hUH?👀👀👀"

Like Starscream sir I think you have to tag that as a blunt weapon at that point

STEVE YES

Decepticon propaganda part 2!

This time subjects cought on pics off guard :3

In tfp do you think the vehicon play games when other bots are looking? Like soundwave is off on a mission so some vehicons decided were just gonna play 20 questions. I feel like it would be a little funny.

I bet they absolutely do.

The Vehicons have to keep all their games on the down low to avoid Starscream or some other Commander stopping them. So most of their games are either easy to hide, or require no tools at all. There are a few rather popular games amongst the Vehicons that are their preferred choice of pass time when they can't leave their posts but still have nothing much to do.

Obviously, the most common game is cards. But of course, it is not as simple as one might think. A Vehicon needs to be worthy to play the game, and they way they do this is by trading for the cards that one uses to begin with. Every card is specially crafted, each modeled after a notable wartime character, Autobot or Decepticon. In order for a card to be produced, a piece of the character in question must be gathered and quite literally put into the card. Usually this means having to grab a piece of shed plating before anyone notices. As such, cards have increadible rarity and the strength of each card is determined by how many are in circulation, whether or not the character is dead, and the edition of the card.

It is honestly less about the game and more about the collecting and production process. Sure, the Vehicons will actually play the card game using real life stats around each character, but more often it is a trading match. Three Starscreams for one Whirl. No one has seen Blaster since Cybertron went dark, so his card is worth four Bumblebees. Eight Optimi for two first edition Orion Pax cards (an ultra rare collectable considering most of Orion Pax's plating fell off LONG ago.) Four Megatrons for two Megatronus cards, and two Megatronus cards for one D-16 (Soundwave has the only known D-16 copy and no one is willing to take it from him.)

The cards are highly valued and often taken excellent care of. Only some Vehicons are certified to make more via the general agreement of the troops. The most sought after cards are by far the:

Party Ambulance Ratchet: Only three are known to exist and Pharma absolutely has one and Optimus may or may not have the other. It is unconfirmed. There are rumors the remaining one is floating around in a different Vehicon battalion, so the Vehicons have no yet lost hope for it.

Gladiator Soundwave: There are two known copies of this card, and many believe Soundwave claimed both. ST3V3 swears up and down that Megatron has one, but few are willing to go ask the warlord to confirm.

Rumble & Frenzy: A duo card that has long since gone out of production in light of the minicons deaths. There are perhaps fifty somewhere in the galaxy and only one Vehicon on the Nemesis has a copy. He keeps it in perfect condition.

End Your Life Tarn: One very VERY unfortunate Vehicon managed to get enough off Tarn to create a singular legendary card. Myths say that it may still exist somewhere in the ether, in Tarn's personal collection, or somewhere else in the universe.

Senator Proteus: Why does it exist? No one is entirely sure since he died early into the war. But a Vehicon has a copy of the card and it is said that six others may still be around. No one cares much for Proteus, but his card is rare and thus valuable considering the mech has been dead for millennia.

Tag yourself, I’m a dinobot!

Credits to suzukisu75 from reddit

i do not claim ownership of this, I am merely sharing!

Prime Decepticons (2021) Drew the decepticons from Prime to celebrate the 10th anniversary of TFP way back in 2021! this show was really my childhood TF show, lotta love for it in my heart

(239): Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn’t kill them.

So breakdowns like this big bad decepticon but can we give him a soft side. Like other then loving knockout of course.he goes on patrol one day and finds a box of kittens on the side of the rode so he takes them back to the ship and hides them in the medbay. Knockouts not happy but with the promise of lots of love he begrudgingly let’s brakedown keep them but then it becomes a problem it seems that every other patrol brakedowns bringing a new animal into the ship and it soon gets out of control. The vehicons love them and spoil the animals. Soundwave has gotten strangely attatched to one particular black cat. Megatron isn’t happy at first but then he ends up with like 15 therapy dogs that just follow him around. He still pretends to hate the pets but the decepticons can clearly see him feeding his dogs under the table. Starscream ends up in a room full of husky’s and they all just scream at each other for hours. Anyway I just wanted the decepticons to have pets ☺️

Vehicon practice?

Thinking more about the vehicons because this fic

Rid15 lets them be colorful

Steve 🌿

decepticons & co. as cursed images

megatron

starscream

soundwave

laserbeak

knock out

breakdown

makeshift

airachnid

hardshell

skyquake

dreadwing

shockwave

vehicons

predaking

sky lynx & dark steel

unicron

silas

team prime

I feel like Soundwave would be great at malicious compliance

Absolutely. 100% agree.

Megatron may be Soundwave's leader, but Soundwave is not afraid to admit that Megatron has dumb ideas sometimes. In those cases, he will never outright say no to Megatron's plans. Megatron has enough problems on his plate, he doesn't need more because Soundwave decided to speak up.

But of course, that won't stop Soundwave from being petty as he goes about his orders in order to make the best of the rather garbage plan Megatron composed. He's meant to leave a squad of Vehicons to fight Optimus Prime alone? Well Megatron never said it was illegal to give the Vehicons tear gas so that they can book it. Megatron wants Soundwave to handle security while he's off playing games with the Autobots? Fine, Soundwave will just screw with those who cause trouble.

BREAKDOWN TRANSFORMERS PRIME

Rant about Breakdown MY BELOVED

Breakdown didn’t deserve what happened to him. While he appears to just be some guy who likes breaking stuff, HE’S MORE- He’s shown multiple times to care about others, including Vehicons who are mostly forgotten by both Decepticons and Autobots. When Fowler pretends to be a Vehicon reporting in, he adds “I know it’s thankless down there, keep up the good work-” compared to Megatron THROWING A GUY OFF THE SHIP- Not to mention he’s a medical assistant, which proves he is much more than a destroyer. When Breakdown was captured by Mech and escaped with the help of Bulkhead, Starscream then ordered him to DESTROY Bulkhead. Breakdown hesitates, which shows how he CAN change, and go against the orders of the Deceptions. Most of the time after that he’s just trying to do whatever job he’s given. Either Artifact Retrieval or assisting Knockout, he bounces back from being ripped open. When Breakdown FRIGGIN DIES- Knockout was even shown to be sad and grief over him multiple times. Knockout asks to rip Silas apart, and when questioned- He just replies that it’s “What Breakdown would have wanted”- When Starscream and Knockout think they’re going to die, Knockout comments that “You’re no Breakdown, but I’ve always admired your finish” liKE BRO THEY REALLY BURIED THEIR GAY(S) THERE ;-; ANYWAYS- The way Breakdown was specifically killed and then killed again stuck with me. Bro died TWICE- and didn’t even deserve it the first time. To summarize: 1: He tries to kill Arachnid and is in response dismembered and decapitated. If he was a human this would be rated R. THEN HIS BODY IS FOUND BY THE PEOPLE WHO EXPERIMENTED ON HIM AND TOOK HIS EYE. They use his BODY AS A IRON MAN SUIT and PUT THE GUY WHO TORTURED BREAKDOWN IN IT- no this is not the end. 2:His body is resurrected as this zombie-like energon feeder due to Dark Energon. The person who kills him in the end in none other than ARACHNID- SHE KILLS HIM TWICE I-

Yeah so he did nothing to deserve any of that. Not even Megatron got an ending that was gruesome. If Knockout survived and became an Autobot, so could’ve BREAKDOWN- crying sobbing, the end.