Optimus Prime erping with Megatron on discord.com while giggling and kicking his feet like a little girl

what a cutie

did you know rats love to be tickled?

Okay, so I'm gonna ask this question because I can

Have u ever seen a transformer gyat?.....

I have......

Who hasn't? Lol but Yes I have seen several ;)

@skylarkking @starscreamhasdied

WAIT SHOULD I DRAW RATCHET IN A BUNNY SUIT FOR EASTER..?

IM GONNA LIKE- NEED THREE PPL OF SUM TO GUIDE ME ON THIS

Fort Max:I have a headache

Megatron:my back hurts

Fort Max:I’ll rub your back

Megatron:I’ll give you head

Fort Max:what

Megatron:*on his knees already*what

Okay so, time to admit something, I might start drawing some chubformers, maybe give some headcanons or maybe write a fanfic or two, same goes for smut, I'm drawing the 1st and 2nd place of the 25 reblog celebration, so after I post those I'll start sharing some headcanons <3

Transformers AU Idea:

I wrote this in the dead of night, so if there are spelling mistakes, sorry not sorry. Also it’s more or less rambling tbh

So this was a Self Indulgent AU I created last year but never had much a chance to work on it but since I’m on here I can blab to my hearts content about. This AU was made because I thought “Hey what if there was another Colony Planet but Cybertron’s Records just forgot about the place and the colony just thrived much better being forgotten” though it was forgotten it was fabled to still exist but since it was way further out there not many Cybertronians found it and those who did never left.

This AU is a mixed Media of sorts but more or less G1 styled.

Now to the actual Story. In a heated space battle between a the Autobots and Decepticons, their ships take critical damage and must crash land somewhere. They find a planet unidentifiable but they can safely crash. Both sides crash on different sides of the planet. With the Autobots: Optimus, Ratchet, Jazz, Ironhide, and SkyFire while with the Decepticons: Megatron, Soundwave, StarScream, Deadlock, and ThunderCracker. So they’ve crashed on this techno organic planet with strange fauna and flora but it was a beautiful planet.

They decided to look around the planet until they found by warriors who protect the outer perimeter of their home. Soon they are taken into the home of the Techno organics, which is a giant metropolis in a lush jungle, they very calm, loose, and erotic vibe from the city and its residents. Both groups are brought to the ruler of the Colony: Euphoria, a calm and kind ruler. She welcomes them, stating they know who they are and all those pleasantries then with those out of the way then the explanation, Optimus and Megatron occasionally getting more and more aggressive before they were silence then she turned her attention to both StarScream and SkyFire “Ah, so the lovely couple has returned” both get uncomfortable at the fact they were remembered on this planet, which causes all eyes to turn to them “What do you two suggest?” Both are quiet for a moment then they just say if you can help us fix our respective ships can we stay here, Euphoria agrees and gets hotel rooms set up for them, then tells them all to look around enjoy the City, meet and talk to people. So to shorten up the rest as they stay o this planet some of them realize they have or still do have feelings for each other and bang

The Colony: It’s called Aphrodisia, a small colony of Cybertronians who when they first arrived were had come in contact with an aphrodisiac which altered their bodies a bit giving them softer and plusher bodies to do the deed. So overtime, they built an entire city that is nothing be pure relaxation and bliss, each section of the city is different too and depending on where you are you are likely to see more nudity or less nudity.

But even though they are a relatively chill planet they do not fuck around, they are not tolerant of threats of a hostile nature, everyone on the planet, or in the jungles in the towns/villages knows how to immobilize and kill somebody. Do not tempt fate, someone tried one. They lost their fingers.

So that’s the AU feel free to ask questions about it if you like?

*Looking for fabric at joaans* me: *chuckles*

Other people look around for what’s funny

Me internally: oh stop looking you won’t get it

They didn't have to give Optimus such a slutty waist. They didn't have to do that. But they did, and now it's all my tiny brain can think about.

Also shout-out to Ratchets thighs 😩

Okay but ignore me but it's funny as fuck when you realize you've been following multiple blogs of the same person and you hadn't known kt until you realize it shares an OC

Like I only just noticed because of the sona, i follow this person RELIGIOUSLY on tiktok and follow their main... but i just realized I've been following their valveplug blog for twice the amount of time that i was the other two. Like this is a compliment because goddamn is the art good, but it's just funny that I dIDN'T MAKE THE CONNECTION

Okay okay I know we all clown on the bayverse films, but.....

Look at this. Look at that slutty snatched waist and those pecs. And those hips? Those broad shoulders? Fuckin sexy.

They wuere in hus pussy

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRO-oh yeah they were lmaoas

I kinda have a first contact scenario about mtmte soooooo,,,,

Imagine the robots in tfa like the tutor bot getting misplaced and ending up on the lost light. Just lil guy is lost and needing to find his way back but can't, he's wondering around untill megatron, ultra magnus or rodimus finds him. They can just treat him as a pet or like a little toy.

Idk what made me think of this but I love it. Any thoughts? @skylarkking @starscreamhasdied @callsign-relic

teehee

I’m making a tarn x reader like you go on a date with him<3