Oh fuck I found my Vice Housewardens account.
I should've made a will sooner.
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THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE
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I was just reminded that today is valentine's so:
🌈obligatory fuck amatonormativity 🌈
rb to kiss your friends square on the lips
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romance is like
in my head: my love for you is boundless. i cannot conceive of having this amount of love for someone, i don’t know where to store it in my 5’3 little body, it is bursting out through my skin surely like some sort of sunshine. how am i not levitating slightly off the pavement with the force of it. every hour im without you is an agony, you are the soft surface my brain rests on when it sits down. your smile is better than the first touch of warmth in spring that makes you remember why all those cold months were worth living through. looking at the contours, the mass of your body makes me near feral with want, or just fascination, a need to have my hands on it, as if that would make such perfection easier to fathom. i’ve never felt so at home with anyone, your laugh is magic, i feel our souls are intertwined. ive tried pouring all this mess into poetry and art and music and sex and bragging and it’s like a drop in the ocean, the amount that remains is an eldritch expanse i can’t even imagine the edges of. i understand every madman now: the exhumers, the moor-wanderers, the frantic name-carvers. of course i would wear a vial of your blood, of course i would follow you into hell. the world could be plunged into an inky black void and i would traipse it feeling for you in the dark and when i held you near to me, im sure the feeling of having your weight against me would blast through the cold somehow, would turn all the lights back on — or, as i sank, i’d at least have everything i needed.
out loud: hey loser. i’m gonna bite you
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when you accidentally make the lineart layer invisible 😭😭😭
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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