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weixuldo · 4 months

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currently baked rn and had an uncooked thought

WHAT IF! there was a plant like marijuana (there prob is) in the sw universe- after anakin becomes vader the use of medical [plant] begins to be legalized once vaders empire emerges.

Vaders personal physician actually prescribed him this drug to help his pain- so he takes trips several times a week to recieve his “treatment” (or just him getting high in his chambers)

TLDR: The ancient sith methods for curing ailments is according just vader hotboxing his helmet.

#darth vader #darth vader x reader #vader #sw darth vader #star wars #darth vader fic #star wars x reader #vader star wars #weedlife #weedsociety #star wars stoners #lol #getting high with darth vader #darth vader headcannons #im delerious #vader is a stoner?!

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rawdickulousreturn · 2 months

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#smoke weed everyday #stoners #stoners for life #mashup #batman #darth vader #star wars mashup #star wars #weedlife #420 #420 ai #420 mashup

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transganja · 7 months

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getting faded out of my wonky darth vader pipe tonight!

(wifey's got the pretty yewyew and i get this spaceballs ass looking boy 😅)

#420 #weed #stoner #darth vader #cannablr #cannabis #420life #yewyew #pipe #star wars

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houseofcuckoos · 2 years

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Disney+ presents

“Star Wars: WHAT IF..?! ”

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@HouseOfCuckoos

#funny #weird #comedy #best memes #dank memes #starwars #skywalker #luke skywalker #darth vader #jim carey #dumb and dumber #awesome #stoner

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bimbo-baggins86 · 3 months

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Hello there! You can just call me Rain 🌧️

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My current and main fixation is Star Wars

Other fandoms I’m in: Stranger Things, Lord Of The Rings, Resident Evil, Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, The Walking Dead & Scream

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What I WILL write for: stepcest, fauxcest, corruption kink, infidelity tropes, anal, piss kink, ddlg/caregiver, dub con, noncon, age-gap, voyeurism, pegging, squirting, period sex, bondage, impact play, mutual masturbation, insecurities, self harm

What I WON’T write for: scat play, eating disorders

What I WOULD LIKE to try to write for: foot play, feederism, 3somes, cross-dressing

Who I’m currently willing to write for: Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, AJ from Takers, James Kelly, Sam Monroe, Scott Barringer, Leo Campo, Clay Beresford, & Hayden Christensen…pretty much all of Hayden’s characters minus Stephen Glass just because he’s a real person..

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smokeybrand · 2 years

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Running Up That Hill

I just finished part one of Stranger Things 4 and i am upset. This season was so f*cking good, man. Like, the first episode, alone, was better than the entirety of season three. Honestly, there as a noticeable decline in the narrative quality from season to season. The first one was epic as f*ck, everything a kid like me who was raised on Spielberg and King could want. The nostalgia hit hard, even though I'm a mid-Eighties baby, which is testament to the authenticity of that Duffer vision. Season two had it’s highs but some pretty disparate lows. Obviously, i love the fact the Max (she’s my favorite character) was introduced and the Mindflayer is a straight up menace. Season three was a goddamn mess. It was disjointed, felt rushed, and disappointed at the end. It remains to be seen if season four can stick the landing but, so far, this thing is the best the show has been since the first season, hands down. Now, this isn’t a proper review as we still haven’t seen the last two episodes but this is more just me gushing over what i love about part one.

Mad Max

Bro, Max’s arc, so far, is everything to me! Maxine Mayfield is easily the most complex, complete, character in this show and you can fight me about that sh*t all day! The journey she’s been in part one has been a straight up roller coaster of emotion, something that has been missing from this show for years. It helps tremendously that Sadie Sink gives this character so much life. She’s a great actor and, after seeing her in Fear Street, i am looking forward to whatever she got in the pipeline.

Papa Steve

Steve continues to the be GOAT of this show. He finally made his way into the Upside-Down and had a whole goddamn experience. Steve being the group dad is the perfect dynamic for him, one that i have been in strong support of since the second season where he took Dustin under his wing. That relationship, on it’s own, is the most endearing sh*t in this entire show.

New Blood

I gotta say, i am absolutely taken with the two new cast members, Eddie and Argyle. Two completely different characters but, at the same time, absolute peaches. Argyle is the Spicoli Stoner archetype missing from this Eighties homage and Eddie is that weird outlier who has a heart of gold. I tend to gravitate toward those characters because that’s kind of who i was when i was in high school, more an amalgamation of the two.

Malice Incarnate

Vecna is a whole as vibe. Dude really reminds me of the villain from The Keep, Molasar. Stranger Things has always had strong villains and monsters but this cat Vecna is on an entirely different level. He’s the Vader to El’s Obi-wan. She literally created this monstrosity be banishing Henry Creel to the Upside-Down where the Mindflayer was able to sink it’s tendrils into him. While I'm on the subject, as menacing as Vecna is, it’s Henry that really gets under my skin. That motherf*cker is a straight up ghoul and the way Jamie Campbell Bower plays cat is just... Insidious. F*cking brilliant but gross.

Growth

The character work, so far, is the best I've seen in this show. It helps that the kids are all varying degrees of grown and can deliver solid performances among themselves. Millie Bobby Brown has always been pretty great at her job but Finn Wolfhard has come a LONG way. Noah Shnapp has finally been allowed to do more than being a Damsel in Distress and Gaten Matarazzo continues to shine as the best of the main cast. I already mentioned my love for Sadie Sink and even Caleb McLaughlin has gotten much better, though, he’s still the weakest of the main kids. Obviously, Joe Keery is the GOAT, but Maya Hawke, Natalie Dyer, and even Charlie Heaton, who i always thought was the weakest of the supporting cast, delivers the best work I've seen him do so far in his career.

Modern Mythology

More than that, the writing is, for lack of a better term, pure kino. This season is easily the best written of all four and that’s saying a lot because i marveled at how well that first run went. To weave so many different narratives together, while carrying older characters and introducing new ones along the way, using real world events like the Satanic Panic to frame some of the best pathos I've seen out of a Netflix show, is a herculean task but the Duffers are delivering in spades. The sh*t with El, the sh*t with Max, Vecna running loose in the Upside-Down juicing people of their psychic energy, Eddie being framed for murders, the California Crew doing their thing on the other side of the country, that kind of half-baked Russia plot; To juggle all of these plot lines so well, and execute them with a confidence not seen in US film outside of the MCU, is f*cking impressive.

Again, this is not a review of the show as a whole, just my initial impression of Part One. We have to wait until the first of July to see if they can stick the landing but i am confident the Duffers will deliver. This season feels different, like they had the time to really create something special as opposed to chasing trends or popularity. Stranger Things is back in a big way and, if i have to wait another three years or so to get Stranger Things 5 after this season ends, so be it. If that sh*t is as tight as four, i will wait as long as necessary because i am reveling in this season right now.

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weedjedi · 11 months

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🌲 Dive into the enchanting world of Darth Vader's Yosemite journey! Amidst the grandeur of nature, whispers of Skywalker Kush float through the air. The Dark Lord's vacation takes an unexpected turn as stoners seek a taste of the legendary herb. Will Vader unleash the power of the Force in a puff of green? Follow the adventure as nature and cannabis collide in harmony. WeedJedi.com

#starwarsmemes #skywalkerog #skywalkerkush #weedjedi #starwarsfunny

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cannabisanalysis · 3 years

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