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Boob window overrated! Show me balls window! Show me some underball! Sideball!
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Hi Adira!
For this round of daily askgasms I’m asking the Inside the Actors Studio questionnaire! Imagine me doing my best James Lipton impression…
* What is your favorite word?
* What is your least favorite word?
* What turns you on?
* What turns you off?
* What is your favorite curse word?
* What sound or noise do you love?
* What sound or noise do you hate?
* What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
* What profession would you not like to do?
* If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Looking forward to hearing your answers!
Oh Kat, you beauty. Thank you for coming into my inbox and leaving me pressies!!!! Your year of asks is a lot of fun!
My favorite word is clandestine. I actually have a show that leans heavily on it and it never fails to catch the ear.
My least favorite word? Monsieur. I am not fluent in French but I can get by and have not-terrible pronunciation, but I fail at that word every fkn time and it's COMMON.
I'm turned on by a sharp mind and a kind heart. And a hairy chest. Or smooth collarbones. Big hands. Strong arms. A good laugh.
I am not a fan of copycats--dude, just be yourself, not me! And hovering--those folks that stand to the side and wait for you to notice them? Dude, just sit down! Join the convo! You're being more rude by forcing us to acknowledge you and break the flow just to invite you in! And bad hygiene. All I'm asking is that you don't have crust in your ears or in your nails and that you wash your butt. Boys especially need to wash their butt and underballs or I walk.
My favorite curse word is balls. I know it's not really an FCC no-no, but it's what I use most of the time. That and Jesus ass and fkn hell.
I love silence. A nice quiet fall evening? Bliss. But I also love the sound of thunderstorms and crickets in the summer. And a really good meditation chime or a minor-tone windchime. And bagpipes. Bagpipes have good vibrations and induce a drooling trance state.
I'm...a mouth noises person. Mouth noises are the devil. I tolerate it because human bodies have a lot of moisture and it's asking too much not to smack and pop and slurp and swish, but it won't go unnoticed. And I put it in perspective because nothing was as horrid as the thick lapping sound of my last dog licking herself for hours on end. Hence why I started sleeping with earplugs in. Secondly, we have a glass cutting board and the SO is a generous chopper of things and nothing will set off my tinnitus faster than the harsh, repetitive clap of steel on glass.
If I had to swap professions...I'd love to go into art curation. Or theologian. I kind of wish I'd become a librarian. Or just straight up read tarot for a living. I started college as a biology major with a path toward becoming a vet. I'm glad I didn't do that, but if I had, I would have liked being a death doula for pets. I find that honorable and compassionate. I've been thinking about volunteering in hospice for a while now, so maybe someday I'll do that.
There are a million jobs I would never enjoy and they all have to do with money, finances, sports, food processing, cleaning, and the beauty industry.
Heaven has always sounded like a giant bore to me. But an afterlife where all the cool gods hang out? Yes. The thing I'd want most is a look of approval from Anubis. If I die and Anubis is there weighing my heart, all I need is to see that look in his eye that says, "Good job. I'm so proud of you. Welcome home."
Thank you for such interesting asks, friend!!!! <3
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god having one vibrator in the underball zone and another vibrator in the between sack and shaft area is so optimal
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wearing underwear that's too small on me is funny cause it's like, do i have tasteful underball under this skirt, or do the pubes poke out the top. i think people ought to lift my skirt up every now and then to see what i've gone with
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List of my OWN AU
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This is a list of my own Au. These are the Au that I came up with, but for you, I won't show them, describe them, give more details, because AUs can be a lot. And I created them for my own pleasure, entertainment and imagination. For some of them, I can post something, but only if I want this for.
Это список моих личных АУ. Это те АУ, которые я придумала, но для вас я их не буду показывать, описывать, давать больше подробностей, потому что АУ может быть много. И создавала их я для своего собственного удовольствия, развлечения и воображения. По некоторым из них я может буду что-то выкладывать, но только если я этого захочу.
Please don't interact much with them. I don't want to spread a lot about them.
Underflaf(one of the my first AU; favorite; flowers)
Spiritale(Connected with Plasmatale and Kneighttale; sad AU)
Plasmatale(Connected with Spiritale and Kneighttale; sad AU; spirits)
Kneighttale(Connected with Plasmatale and Spiritale; knit)
Underlover(one of the my first AU; love AU)
Extraflower(one of the my first AU; sad AU)
Singtale(inspired by Dreamtale)
Undertimes(inspired by Dreamtale)
Underbalances(one of the my favorite)
Symbolstale(I guess what it is about, but I don’t remember exactly)
Versetale(I don’t remember what it is EXACTLY about. But I can remade)
Mirrortale(For a long time she belonged to one of my AU associations, but I changed it)
Besttale(inspired by Dreamtale)
Darkaiertale(one of the my first AU)
Flew Darkaiertale(version of Darkaiertale)
Echolovetale(love AU)
Underflewer(flower AU)
SoulnestTale
Grandtale
Islecolrtale
uh and need time to remember...
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hands shaking i wanna reblog jove's funny underboob/underballs post so fucking bad, it's so funny. i won't do that to you though.
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A grumpy maid uwu
Tori belongs to @unpredictabletori
Bonus? :
Yeah she likes him ejwnwjwjwj
#My art#My oc#Not my oc#Undertale#undertale ocs#undertale character#undertale au#underbalance#Solarius#King of the day#Tori#Maid tori uwu#Day maid#Heheheheheheh#Uwu
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I rewatched the bttf game and this scene fits them so well
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collages of Sebastien Ospina aka Underball based out of Mexico City
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Hey uh
Me and my family are going through some money troubles, so I'm opening commissions with as much as you can give
Of course I won't underball myself, but if you can't give the exact amount I'm willing to take anything
We need to pay for heat and electric bills, so uh
Thank you for as much as you can give, I really want to keep a load off my mom and help her pay off the loan she'll need to fix the boiler and fuse box
Business email: [email protected]
PM if you wanna make a commission
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uhhh im predictable. frimsk underbale
favorite thing about them
my favorite bit of frisk characterization is probably stuff like how the way they hit the dummy in the dump + the way they view the bag of dog food in alphys’ lab changes depending on how many people they’ve killed. a lot of ppl like...kind of treat no mercy as something that exclusively affects chara, even in soft chara takes, but i do feel like it affects frisk too and stuff like that shows it
least favorite thing about them
nuthin
favorite line
they are a mute protagonist :pensivegaydance:
brOTP
them and chara
random headcanon
yknow what i think about a lot? frisk’s first dialogue option when asking toriel how to exit the ruins is “When can I go home?” or something to that effect. if they instead choose “Nothing” and ask again, that option will change to “How to exit the RUINS”, and it will also remain “How to exit the RUINS” if they DID select when can i go home the first time and are doing the thing where you have to ask her repeatedly
i don’t have a lot 2 say but i just think abt that detail a lot
unpopular opinion
i kinda already talked abt this in favorite thing but i think they’re just as affected by killing in no mercy runs as chara is, it’s just not as visible bc unlike chara they never speak to the player
song i associate with them
hrrrrrrrrrrrm not sure...
favorite picture of them
i wish they weren’t yellow so bad.
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i'm predictable. frimsk underbale
GOD yes
favorite thing about them
god i literally love EVERYTHING about this shitty little nugget i love how they’re a precious little goofball who bangs on a dragon’s chest like a muscular bongo and lies down with moldsmals, i love how they’re fearless and when faced with a vengeful horror-god the size of a building they step forward, i love how they carry a love strong enough to save the world and a fear strong enough to destroy it, i love how they can look death in the face and say “no”. they’re just SUCH a good character and i LOVE THEM
least favorite thing about them
toby fox learn how skin colours work challenge
favorite line
chara says it but... “But it refused.”
brOTP
them and chara!
OTP
romance is lame
nOTP
friskriel... i used to be more okay with it but He Tortured Them
random headcanon
frisk is the “in the middle of male and female” type of nonbinary! their favourite type of aesthetic mixes pink and blue in a really zany, quirky sort of style. they’re in the middle of a lolrandom phase
unpopular opinion
i really don’t think chara has anywhere near as much control of their body in no mercy as most people seem to. i actually think it’s about as much as chara has in any other route
song i associate with them
i have PLAYLISTS worth of this bullshit let me pick a few
[Salt] [Stand Up] [Simple Life] [I’ll Be Good]
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