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How do I know I’m hot? My phone is always at 10% and I’ve only eaten one meal today because I’ve been thinking about the next meal I’m going to eat and then the time to eat said meal has passed
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convinced that no one who calls tim drake normal has ever read the original comics leading up to him becoming robin. a 13 yr old runs to titans tower to look for dick and then hears he’s gone to visit haley’s circus and proceeds to LOCATE DICK and when he finds him dick is like. you’re like 12 where are ur parents. and tim’s like that’s not important listen BATMAN NEEDS HELP and dick brings him back to the manor and when alfred asks he’s like Look idk either. later tim wears the robin costume and goes out to help batman and nightwing himself. and Later he has like. straight up stress+guilt-induced hallucinations of robin!dick and robin!jason. this is only the tip of the glacier. no one who thinks he's boring should ever speak to me actually
#saw some fanon tim bullshit again and got mad mb#me when i've never read the comics and am under the impression that tim is just some quiet caffeine-addled normie#like FUCK OFFFFFFFF#tim drake#sheng says stuff#dc
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When one of them is pissed
#don't fuck with under caffeinated rudy#call of duty#cod mw2#cod mwii#rodolfo rudy parra#rodolfo parra#alejandro vargas#alerudy#alejandro x rodolfo#doodle
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the yapper and her very-good-listener of a girlfriend
#except im lying#shes staring at catfeine's face and noting the bags under her eyes and the tremble in her hands from caffeine overload#her ass is NOT listening smh#stimmy tail hand appearance#catfeine and dogpressed created by eggritos!#one more yuri post before i get sent back to the dungeons (school)#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#poppy playtime fanart#smiling critters#smiling critters fanart#frowning critters au#catfeine#dogpressed
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Undercaffeinated and ready to fight God
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@skyloftian-nutcase !! i tried to send it as an ask but my laptop isnt having it right now lol. Continuing some Legend in Health Care shenanigans.
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"Heads up, Legend's poison of choice has been recalled," Wars cautioned, "interact at your own risk."
"Right, I'll keep that in mind." Four took the chart of the newest patient moving from ED to ICU with a raised eyebrow.
"I only mention it because he nearly bit the head off of one of the handover nurses this morning."
"I think I can handle it, thanks Wars. Just a pick-up same as this."
Four flipped through the pages quickly, attaching some of his coded sticky notations. Wind and his supervisor were working on securing the patient's airway for the transfer upstairs. Wild was off today and with being chronically understaffed, Four was left running between caring for and transferring his own patients. With a final glance to the bay Wind and the one patient were in, Four opted to head to Legend to get the second transfer for the day.
"Hey, morning-"
Four was cut off by something between a groan and a growl and the patient file being slapped into his chest. Legend did no even lift his head from the desk top.
"Well, nice to see you too," he started leafing through the file.
"Bite me."
"Taking the shift change poorly this time?" Four hoped his face was flat and genuine, rather than the sort of snarky patronizing look he was told he could give.
"If the lights didn't hurt like knives, and coffee could come close to touching the caffeine withdrawal you'd be a dead man."
"At least I'm in the right place for it. You look more like you should be a patient than working, you sure you're okay?"
"Dandy. Just amazing," Legend snarked. He finally rolled his head to crack a warning, bloodshot eye at Four.
"Well, I'll just get these two ready and head off. Good luck, remember there is an upper limit to coffee unless you want to be part of why it gets recalled too."
"You son of a-"
Four winked and ducked under the arms of the other charge nurse writing on the whiteboard and sped away.
"I don't think you can run fast enough after that, Four!" Wars laughed after him.
"It is NOT my fault they mislabelled their drinks!" Legend swatted Wars' arm.
"Ow! Why?"
"You're closer, and the one who reported my SVT to the damned company."
"You're the one who decided 5 cans of that battery acid was a reasonable amount-" Wars countered.
"It is! In this job, it is!"
"Guys! Please! I swear, you're gonna wake the guy we just sedated, do we have to separate you two?" Wind piped up from the opposite side of the desk.
"I'm getting a coffee…"
#hyah-txt#linked universe#lu in healthcare#lu in healthcare fanfic#lots of energy drinks have been recalled in my area due to mislabelling or under reporting how much caffeine is in it#and i just thought of the resident grouchy pants who energy drink'd himself into SVT <3
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Exhausted fatties who keep themselves going with copious amounts of soda and sugary treats
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WIP [previously]
CUTIE PIE
(I finally got covid, serves me right to go to concert) (but it was worth it tho)
#loki#thor ragnarok#wip#drawing#my artwork#I'm under way too much pain killer and caffeine#and other substances#but at least I can do something after 3 (4?) days of comatose
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When I was looking for a job my dad got me to take some online data analysis classes so I had something on the table, but my beginner course was five weeks long, and I only got a one week free trial, and I really did not feel like spending any money, so I just did five weeks of coursework in five-six days and got my certificate.
It's not very impressive but anyway, that's exactly what Raz was doing when he went to Whispering Rocks.
#someone else joked about raz speedrunning being a psychonaut at camp and compared it to being at band camp and becoming a professional-#in five days#and yeah. that's exactly what raz was doing and it's so funny it actually worked#thinking about it that's definitely a habit raz keeps up as he gets older. even if the deadline is weeks away he tries to get his work done-#as quick as he can with no exact reason for doing so.#poor baby has bags under his eyes and is always overestimated on a mix of caffeine and lack of sleep#babbling brooke#psychonauts#razputin aquato
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guess who finished their goddamn motherfucking bastard dissertation ‼️‼️
time to write some lila/kisimyr‼️
#she’s finally done#what did you mean 900mg if caffeine in 6 hours isn’t good for someone barely 5ft#shut the fuck up i’ve been so on permanent fight or flight since i was four anyway#also blame the unmediated adhd because this country is a fucking nightmare#yapping bc i can’t believe i’ve finally finished the bastard#and got her under the word count limit#i am also now the world expert on this fucking crater now#which is very cool i won’t lie#to reward myself i am going to write a lila/kisimyr fic and no one can stop me#they would’ve had some very good sex#prove me wrong i dare you#will delete this lmao
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FANCOMIC RELEASE ANNOUNCEMENT
So uh, I DID IT? MY FIRST EVER (FAN)COMIC RELEASE YEEEEEEEEEE
For those who heard me rambling about this fancomic, thx u for ur patience.
Now I shall offer u, the first ep of my OM! fancomic.
@seirindono @petiterazu this release is for u 2 to celebrate. Thx for being patient with me 😔💖
also the comic cover without the title version:
#normalayadraw#oc#obey me#obey me mc#obey me fanart#fancomic#webtoons#comic cover#also I speedrunning this cover under one day from sketch to rendering#Not reccommended#it's past 1 am rn and I'm high on caffeine#QvQ#Take care of ur health guys
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I've done it. I've reconciled inconsistent Nihil Lore.
Ok so most of us know and have laughed at the discrepancy between "his father's father's father" and the Dance Macabre video. In the latter, it seemed Young Nihil was just some random (un?)lucky dude that Young Seestor decided should be Papa.
But what if, and hear me out, what if Seestor knew something he didn't that night? What if she knew who he was, but he didn't? And it was only after the party that night that he learned about his father's father's father?
#the band ghost#papa nihil#sister imperator#peepaw#seestor#ghost band lore#dance macabre#and you guys i'm not under the influence of anything but caffeine and ghoul thirst rn. and those are permanent states of being anyway#oh oh oh and then bc she KNEW the ministry required the emeritus bloodline for the papacy she orchestrated getting pregnant on purpose ->#so her child could become papa and would also be completely beholden to her and she could hold it over his head and manipulate him??#at least in her mind that's how it would go down (just like holy mary. i mean her). she'd take control of ghe ministry through her child ->#and have a stranglehold on the whole operation saecula saeculorum
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Planning a pregnancy like this is really nice. Im giving myself till October to be completely done with most of my vices so I can like... cut out caffinated soda and THEN start switching to decaf coffee instead of dealing with the headache that comes with drinking coffee and diet Pepsi all day everyday and then suddenly quitting because you got pregnant and it's not super great for a fetus.
#i used to live off sugar and caffeine so im working really hard to get under 200mg caffeine and eat real food instead of candy when i eat#tay dont look#pregnancy talk
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i wish i could enjoy leverage but so much of that show is watching bad people getting their comeuppance in terribly uncomfortable ways and rather than deriving any pleasure from this, my anxious brain just kicks into overdrive of "what if that happened to us"
#i watched a good number of episodes with my friend who's a fan#and that episode where they replace that guy's anxiety medication with caffeine pills and trap him in an elevator?#or something like that?#actually quite upsetting to me. even just remembering that scene makes me feel anxious#i guess shit like that gets under my skin more than say‚ straight-up violence‚ bc it feels more plausible in day-to-day life#like i'm probably never gonna be involved in some john wick style armed brawl#but the thought of someone intentionally driving me into an anxiety attack bc they hate me feels much more real and personal#it's kinda funny bc i think that putting the bad guys in Sensory Hell rather than doing anything ''worse''#is the show's way of keeping things light-hearted#but for me it's like ''NO THANK YOU‚ I'LL TAKE THE VIOLENCE PLS''#idk idk i'm weird‚ i just know i'd happily take a pistol whip to the face over caffeine pills during an anxiety attack any day
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"Every year, she comes back more manic than she was the year before. First she turned her hair into a dandelion puff, then she cried when the wind blew it away."
given how much her head already looked like a dandelion, trixie probably should have known better than to use any spell containing the phrase "flyaway hair"
(it grew back, mostly)
#trixie the pixie#girls who hear some terrifying headline about sulfate shampoos and immediately swear off of them#just like she swore off of gluten and refined sugars and caffeinated drinks and pasteurized eggs#my headcanons for trixie are MYRIAD and BASELESS and that is so sexy of me#for example i like to imagine she wears the bells because of pixie superstition. she doesnt wanna get kidnapped under the hill yk?#and trixie is short for sweet-peatrix#carry on#the pen is mightier
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I miss my Violet Rain era
#grace talks#under a violet rain#wrote it over the course of my senior year of college#school and work all day then writing all night it was such a vibe#I was so caffeinated all the time#and my betareader was so kicks she made the book so fucking good#gotta get that energy back
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