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acotrash · 1 year

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Stolen Glances - Eris

The heir of autumn knew better in theory than to be watching a lower born fae like you

He knows the fate you would have if he were to pursuit you like his heart wanted him to do, the same fate that his brother lover’s had and he’d be forced to watch

But he couldn’t help himself, standing at an apple cart at the local market, mindlessly rubbing an apple against his orange tunic, you were a few carts over laughing with your younger siblings

Your youngest sister was tugging on the skirts of your dress trying to grab your attention while another younger sister was babbling on about something that has happened during lessons the previous day

Eris was the most found of your expressions, you were an open book. Everything was displayed on your face and while he might’ve been annoyed at the constant grab for attention, he always hated it when so many people needed his attention, that everything he was called for was urgent, urgent matter. It never was.

You, on the other hand were smiling softly at the young female telling her story while you scooped up the younger female, pressing a kiss to her chubby cheeks. She couldn’t have been more than 3, and already trying to grab your cheeks for your attention, you were so happy

Eris didn’t even know people that happy lived in autumn, but here you were, at the same market as him, laughing and smiling while looking over pumpkins and sweet treats you’ll buy for your siblings

He mindlessly set the apple down, it was shined to perfection and moved a bit closer, catching the tail end of the latest gossip that was happening during your young sister’s lessons. You smiled politely at him as you walked past, your chin dipping down against your chest, the young female stopped talking about her day attempting a curtsy

Eris almost laughed at that, not in the cruel way he’d be expected to during court, but because of how cute it was how the female almost lost her balance

And because no one else was curtsying as they walked past, most people avoided key contact and if they did, they dipped their chin and looked away as fast as they could

Eris bowed at the waist, he couldn’t help himself and he winked at you when he saw the bright smile on her face as she too, turned to you, proud of herself

You were blushing, embarrassed and you wanted nothing more than to grab your sisters hand and drag her away from the autumn heir

Your sister, was fascinated with the High Lords their heirs and all of the courts, she always hoped to run into Eris or one of his brothers at the market. Had been practicing that stupid curtsy for months now

Instead of his face twisting into a cruel look, laughing that wicked laugh, his face was relaxed, an easy smile and a wink was thrown at you as he bowed to your little sister “Milady” he muttered softly, giving you your own bow

You’ve heard stories of Eris, the wicked and cruel heir to Autumn, some people in your village whispered how he might be worse than Beron, Eris who was trying to ally with the Night Court, Eris who forced his younger brother watch his love get killed

You prayed the Autumn Court never passed to him

But now, you just smiled softly dipping your chin once again “Lordling” you said just as soft before grabbing your sisters hand and walking away, your youngest sister on your hip was already babbling about the warm apple cider donuts she smelled, a treat she was promised and you forgot all about

You stopped at a small cart on the way out for some cookies and other sweets for her instead, too embarrassed to turn around and go to the cart Eris was standing in front of

You did however dare a glance back and saw Eris at a jewelry cart, his amber eyes on you as if he’s always watching you, waiting for you to notice him again

Eris tries to talk himself out of going to the next market, he has a stack of paperwork from his father he’s yet to deal with and he has correspondence with Keir and the Court of Nightmares to deal with as well

But he can’t help himself

He knows it’s a bad idea, a really bad idea especially if one of his brothers were to catch him trying to spot you

Instead he sees your two sisters first, the younger one is holding the youngest, inspecting the candy while standing next to him

They didn’t even notice him, too busy to decide if they want the green lollipops they had last time or if they want the orange and yellow buttons that were your favorite. You never got anything for yourself.

While Eris was amused, watching your sisters you were frantic as you turned your back for a second to argue with a vendor over the apples that were most definitely bruised and your sisters were gone

You first checked the cart with the biggest pumpkins you had seen on your way into the market square, your two sisters begging for the biggest pumpkin there was to carve for Hallow’s Eve “it’s coming up (Y/N)” they had said. Maybe they went to scout the cart in excitement

They hadn’t

The next place you went to check was the food cart, the older female always took pity on you and your sisters, passing along whatever she could spare. She likes your sisters, they always told her stories of lessons or whatever them and their friends got into that week. You once thought they were nothing her but she put a wrinkled hand on your arm, “they’re keeping me young” she said with a wink as she listened to their silly stories.

They weren’t there either

You spotted them on your way to the bakery cart, at the sweets cart because of course they’d be there

They were with Eris, crouched down to their height, his nice tan slacks were now dirty at the knees from the dirt and he was laughing with them

You swear you saw his his light when he spotted you walking over, there was a million apologies on the tip of your tongue but Eris merely stood up, smiling, unbothered by the dirty on his pants

“We’ve never formally met, I’m Eris” he even extended his hand, of course he knew that you knew his name. Who didn’t know his name? But he wanted to find out your name

“(Y/N)” you said, gently placing your hand in his, before shooting your sisters a look. “Sorry if they were bothering you”

Your sisters were giggling behind their hands, the picture of pure innocence but they were anything but

Too quickly for Eris’s liking you removed your hand from his in favor of pulling your sisters closer to you but he shoved his hands into his pockets before he thought he looked too similar to a certain High Lord and instead held his hands behind his back, shaking his head “they weren’t bothering me but instead teaching me a very important lesson on sweets” he nodded his head to your sisters and they giggled once again, this time you noticed a white paper bag in their hands

You went to protest, or offer him something but you had no idea what. A soon-to-be High Lord purchasing your sisters sweets? You had no clue what to do in this situation but he shook his head again “my little treat, an early Hallow’s Eve treat” he smiled directly at your sisters who beamed up at him, before he shot another smile at you. “Enjoy your candy”

You thanked him, pulling your sisters away before any of them or you could embarrass yourselves anymore in front of him

It wasn’t that Eris was hurt after your quick exit, he understood to an extent. People started to notice him and you talking, he was sure some even saw him buying the two young children sweets but he couldn’t help himself. He wished he could walk you back home, hear your stories and what you had to say, how you were much older and seemed to be the one in charge of your sisters, he was curious about you

But he’d have to settle for next week to see you again

He didn’t get a chance to see you next week, High Lord heir duties and all other urgent matter kept him away. He absolutely hated it

You wouldn’t admit to it if your little sisters asked you, but you had been looking for short red hair and warm amber eyes, stopping short whenever you thought you saw him. Maybe you were slightly disappointed to not see him. Maybe you were slightly relieved at not having to run into him. Maybe you were happy that it was a week without embarrassment. You weren’t sure how to feel

Eris was determined to see you the following week

He’d been racing to finish his paperwork and there were bound to be errors on the paperwork for him to fix later but he couldn’t make himself care enough, he can deal with his father later

He made it the market close to closing, he saw you just as you were leaving, you stopped short when you saw him and Eris slightly smiled at you. “Can I carry anything for you?” He asked looking at the bags of produce you had.

Your eyes widened, a deer trapped. But you shook your head, drawing the bag closer to you when he reached out to take it from you. “Sorry I didn’t see you last week, got caught doing much more boring things” he said, falling into step beside you. There wasn’t much people around and frankly he didn’t care about anyone seeing him today.

You didn’t get a chance to talk much, as your little sister continued on her story from two weeks ago and your youngest sister was falling asleep as you carried her. But every so often you’d swear Eris was looking over at you and when you finally reached your small cottage, you were ready to take the bag from Eris but he wasn’t ready to hand it over, not yet.

“Will I see you next week (Y/N)?”

You were stunned he actually remembered your name, all you could do was nod and he smiled at that, handing you the bag

“Then it’s a date”

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #acotar headcanon #a court of thorns and roses headcanon #eris vanserra #eris #eris x y/n #eris x reader #eris x you

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domxmarvel · 1 year

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Lemonade stand event-Mario edition

Guidelines

Start: April 20 st 2023 End: May 1 2023

A/N:I did this a while ago to celebrate 3K and I had a lot of fun so I decided to do it again but for Mario characters.

Order:

Size

Drink

Flavor

Pastry/Dessert

Please let me know what gender or pronouns you want for the reader

(Click to zoom in.If you’re having difficulty reading anything you can find them in text format under the cut)

Size

Small-Fluff

Medium-Angst

Large-Smut

Ice-Fic

No ice-Headcanons

Flavor

Peach-Princess peach

Blueberry-Rosalina

Orange-Princess Daisy

Watermelon-Bowser

Mint-Luigi

Pomegranate-Pauline

Pastry/Dessert

Lemon Sugar Cookies-“Come back to bed”

Lemon Meringue pie-“You’re the only person I want to spend my life with”

Lemon Bars-Patching them up

Pink Lemonade Cake-“This reminded me of you”

Lemon donuts- “I love you”

Croissants- “You look really good in my clothes”

Pie- Short quick kiss,followed by pulling them in for a longer kiss

Macarons-Prince/princess Reader

Éclair-“You’re the most beautiful being on the earth”

cupcake-AU (Of your choice)

Brownie-Cuddling

cake pop-Sick

S’mores-Birthday

Strawberry Shortcake-“This reminded me of you”

Honey Bun-“I know you had a bad day, so I made you cookies”

Cinnamon Twist-Praise

Cookie Dough-Fixing them up (Tie,hair,clothes etc)

Caramel Apple-making breakfast together

Caramel Popcorn-Ball

Waffle-only one bed

Crepe-“I’ve never kissed someone before”

cheesecake- “why did you do that?” “Because I love you!"

Gingerbread-“Can I kiss you?”

Cotton Candy-Wedding

Carrot Cake-Power

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thedarkcircuswritings · 24 days

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The Betrayal

Almond Cookie x Wife Reader who ate his last donut

Plot Twist His daughter also is guilty for eating the donut too...

- 😂 Goofy Anon

Almond had just returned home from an early day at work. You and Walnut were home, as per usual, and he did remember that he had gotten donuts this morning, and there should be one left for him... Except when he checked, it had disappeared! Now, this was a mystery in itself! Being a detective, he began to investigate! First, he interrogated you and Walnut, but both of you claimed to have no idea what had happened to it. Almond was clever though: he had seen the crumbs of the donut on the kitchen floor, and you let slip that you were simply cleaning up a previous chocolate donut... You went into his trap though, as only he knew the only chocolate donut that was there was his donut! Now, you were under arrest! You're sentenced to a bunch of hugs and kisses for the night! Feeling "guilty," Walnut admitted to being an accomplice, so needless to say, the sentence was brought up to a movie night for the three of you.

#🎭shadow writing!#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run oneshot #almond cookie #reader cookie #y/n cookie #almond x reader #wife!reader #wife!y/n #almond x wife!reader #walnut cookie

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2a8n · 8 months

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New add. info 7

I wonder if this guy fights with his feet just like Sanji from One Piece? =/

I would limit it to Takama just beating the crap out of his brother, but oh well.

If I’m not mistaken, DSP previously provided us with this information on one of the earlier streams. At least in OkegomWiki it was already written in Takama’s biography even before this stream.

Does this mean… that non-human DSP's characters could potentially be hermaphrodites (with the exception of Rema, they have no gender, and therefore probably cannot have children)? If in the case of witches, demons, angels and higher in the hierarchy I can imagine this due to the fact that they have magic and that some of them definitely have an “extraterrestrial origin”, then what should I do with animal characters? It could be assumed that they can acquire several gender characteristics at once thanks to various potions and magic, but this statement rather says that they can give birth to children, regardless of gender. And this begs the question: are they all hermaphrodites?

Is Yukisada making so many cookies and cakes because of his love for sweets or because he wants to feed Shirogane all this and cheer him up? However, I am afraid that at this rate, both Yukisada and Shirogane will have diabetes… (6 _ 6)

Now we know that Yukisada wears a mokko-styled fundoshi. At the same time, it was previously mentioned that he also wears undergarments with orange polka dots and “something quite cute”, but for some reason this isn't in the OkegomWiki biography of Yukisada, so now only fundoshi… yeah…

What do you think the name of this ice cream shop in School AU would be? Here are a few of my options: Mogekov-Mogekos, Kremlin-Hashasky, Kremlin-Mogekos, Ice Scream, Under-Iceberg.

I hope Sal will be to EAT it. By the way, how about Mister Mogeko, Donut for Mister, Mister Defect Mogeko, Mogeko Donut?

Mogezeriya, Funazeriya, Rosaliliya, Lilisaliya…?

Hmm…it seems that Orca's older brother has authority. I wonder if this is due to their difference in strength or because Takama is older than Idate?

Honestly, I thought that here he would also order something with a Japanese twist, so I'm a little surprised by the order. (0 _ 0)

So, please remind me why DSP hasn't made a mini-comic about this yet?

Takama thinks for two, obviously… Just remember all those times when Idate did not understand the seriousness of what was happening in WaTGBS, could throw a cigarette butt in Castle Town and be punished for it, and we will immediately understand that Takama’s younger brother is not used to thinking and pondering their actions and their consequences, and therefore it was most likely the older brother who had to do all this. (- _ -)

I hope they will show us this in the full-fledged Ice Scream Remake. At the same time, I would like to see other characters from Iseberg Isle when they were still children. I would like to be look on them and on them cuteness, and look at the difference between them as children and them as adults.

Yukiyoshi and Yukisada are twins, but the difference between them is also noticeable in their physical strength. In this case, if Shirogane suddenly cannot distinguish them from each other, then he should check who is who with the help of arm wrestling. At least, even if Yukiyoshi deliberately gives in to Yukisada, he definitely won’t lose to Shiro (after all, he thinks our wolf “extremely pathetic,” so…). =)

BONUS.

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cursed-elo-images · 4 months

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YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS, BUT I HAVE EVEN MORE ELO INCORRECT QUOTES!!!

Richard: You have Crayons?

Melvyn: Yes, I have—

Richard: You're— how old are you?

Melvyn: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Jeff: How long do you think it'll take?

Richard: I don’t know, three or four.

Jeff: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Richard: Yeah, maybe five.

Jeff: Five what?!

Bev: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Jeff: The final boss.

Richard: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Bev: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

Bev: Jeff, what do you value about Richard?

Jeff: He’s thoughtful. He picks flowers and brings them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...

Richard: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

Melvyn: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Hugh: I only like dark humor.

Melvyn, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Hugh:

Melvyn: An IMPASTA!

Hugh: Is there something you would like to say, Melvyn?

Melvyn: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

Richard: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Bev: What did you just say-

Richard: Foetons! *Laughs*

Bev: Wh-what?

Kelly: If I run and leap at Bev, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Kelly, running towards Bev: Coming in!

Bev: No! I’m holding coffee!

Bev: *Drops coffee and catches Kelly*

Melvyn: Hugh just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

Bev: I know what you're up to.

Melvyn: Really? Because I barely know.

Hugh: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Jeff: Actually, Hugh, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Melvyn: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"

Mik: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

Richard: Oh, they left the bowl out?

Richard: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”

Hugh: Nobody around though…

*Hugh grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*

Richard: NO—

Hugh: So the other day I sent Melvyn out to get us some gas.

Hugh: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters.

Hugh: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Hugh: …

Hugh: I love him so much.

Melvyn: *venting endlessly to Richard about his week*

Richard, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

Bev: Do we have any orange juice left?

Hugh: *pours the remaining juice into his cup*

Hugh: Sorry, we’re all out.

Jeff: Are you listening to me?

Hugh: *nods*

Jeff: What did I just say?

Hugh: *nods*

Jeff: …

Jeff: Oooh, a train!

Richard: We’re in a train station, Jeff.

Melvyn: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?

Hugh: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone.

Melvyn: Alright, so what would you do?

Hugh: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.

Hugh: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.

Hugh: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.

Hugh: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.

Hugh: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.

Melvyn:

Melvyn: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

Bev: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.

Hugh: *Sipping his drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

Mik: The first time Melvyn opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

Bev: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Richard: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Bev: Because we're out of doritos.

Bev: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way.

Hugh: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?

Melvyn: Jeff.. I'm gonna cry!

Jeff: Please don't.

Melvyn, crying: Request denied.

Richard: Tomorrow’s the Cooking Contest. Bev always tells me one thing every year. They say, “You might win if you’d stop eating your entry!” But how would I know whether it’s an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity…

Jeff: Hugh is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Jeff: I'm never having a debate with Hugh again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."

Hugh: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Melvyn: No, I said "Hugh, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

Jeff: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together.

Hugh: So, then… détente?

Jeff: Agreed.

Hugh: Understanding?

Jeff: Possibly.

Hugh: Cooperation?

Jeff: Maybe.

Hugh: Trust?

Jeff: Out of the question.

Hugh: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Melvyn: I boiled gatorade.

Jeff: Melvyn is forbidden from monologuing.

Hugh: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Melvyn: *sobbing*

Hugh: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

Jeff: Melvyn, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?

Melvyn: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?

Jeff: I’m never asking you anything ever again.

Bev: So, what's for dinner?

Richard, staring at the food he burnt: Regret.

Kelly: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Richard: Neither.

Richard: Because it's twelve.

Kelly: I'm very scary.

Richard: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Kelly: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Richard: And small.

Kelly:

Kelly: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

Melvyn: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Richard: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

Melvyn: Richard, can I ask you a question?

Richard: You just did.

Melvyn: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Richard: You just did.

Melvyn, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Richard: You just did.

Melvyn: When?!

Richard: Just now.

Richard, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Jeff: Blue flavor!

Richard: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Jeff: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Richard: Blue is not a flavor!

Jeff: BLUE FLAVOR!

Bev: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

Hugh: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Bev: Fair point.

*Jeff and Hugh are texting*

Jeff: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.

Hugh: I got spring water.

Jeff: NO!

Hugh: With EXTRA minerals!

Hugh: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Jeff: DON’T COME HOME!

Hugh: Mmmmmm, cave water.

Bev: Kelly, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Kelly, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

Mik: Richard, you need to calm down.

Richard, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

Hugh: *plays shreksophone*

Hugh: Woo.

Hugh: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.

Richard: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend

Hugh, holding a scooter: Bev! Can I go outside and play with this?

Bev: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?

Hugh, running outside: Thanks Bev!

Bev, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

Hugh: Slash gamemode creative.

Mik: Dude, this isn't Min-

Hugh: *starts levitating*

Melvyn: I desire moisture.

Bev: Please just say “I want water” like a normal person.

Hugh: You remind me of the ocean.

Richard: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Hugh: No, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.

Jeff: N… No!

Hugh: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y… Yes???

Melvyn: The joy of hanging out with Hugh. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and he bites the tip of a marker off.

#electric light orchestra #hugh mcdowell #jeff lynne #melvyn gale #bev bevan #richard tandy #mik kaminski #incorrect quotes #kelly grocutt

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sophiaalvarado-5-a · 5 months

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Coming soon... On January 19th

Coming soon on February 1st

Coming on February 5th and February 11th

Coming on March 11th and March 14th

Coming on March 21st

Big event!!

#cookie run #cookie run tower of adventures #chili pepper cookie #angel cookie #Ginger brave #rye cookie #rockstar cookie #twisted donut cookie #werewolf cookie #lemon zest cookie #sophia cookie #cream soda cookie #jadeboba96 cookie #jessica cookie #cookie run ocs #cookie run oc #pistachio cookie #rambutan cookie

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babybulbasaur920 · 5 months

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Headcanons for Vilex (Vil/Felix)

Felix has more or less avoided Vil´s fits of overbearing-ness for the first two years of Felix's time at NRC

There was more or less an unspoken agreement after Vil saw what this man can make out of basically nothing

Leave him alone and he´ll work hard on his own, and get fancy, beautiful jewelry with gems mined from the Han-eul mountains, the most gorgeous ever

This went on until the VDC, when Vil decided Felix would help the crew, music and stuff. He thought Felix could do it

Anyways chapter 5 goes as it does

Felix and Yuu in the ¨we aren't going to be dancing, why must we eat the white people food?¨ club

Vil´s overblot goes as it does

As he's doing his major soul searching trying to reassess every damn thing, he happens upon Felix's hot shop, and they start chatting

At first it's polite small talk, about Felix´s projects and the jewelry making process. It then turns into more personal things

Vil hasn't had much time to just work through it all.

Even with Rook picking up the slack it takes a lot to be so perfect, and to look like it takes no effort to be perfect

Felix is blunt and slightly to the left (my baby is undiagnosed autistic, the tumblr kind, he'd be doing numbers on here) and its oddly refreshing to Vil, who hasn't given him much more thought than a handy kinda dude

They started dating not long and it's a trip for both of them

Vil never thought he'd be so down for someone, he always thought a partner would have to be actually perfect, not better than him of course

If you told him a year ago he'd be so head over heels for a kinda short artisan with little filter, he'd laugh it off, but life comes at you fast and you never know. And now he's sitting in the cafeteria with one arm around him while trying to get him to eat, since using his fire and metal magic to craft actually burns a lot of calories, he has to eat a lot, but can just get so absorbed in studying or whatever Vil has to remind him to eat.

Felix has definitely kissed Vil all over like that one tweet

Felix kissing Vil all over his face: skincare

Holiday hcs since we just had those fucks

I just know Vils dad is like one of those sad beige moms

And christmas, or the twisted wonderland equivalent kinda sucked over at the Schoenheit house for that reason

And Vil keeps that going in Pomefiore, instead of beige we got purple, which is a step up but you get the point

But Felix came from a large family and the kind of village thats one big family, and it's ¨tacky¨ holidays all the way

We are talking about homemade decor (that still looks amazing, all those jerks are pro artisans, what did you think would happen?), all the colors, cookie decorating with half the kitchen coated in flour, festive kidz bop, pjs, the whole messy nine yards

This of course becomes a problem, last year, Felix just did his room how he likes it, and his roommate was kind enough not to snitch, but now he and Vil are dating, he's asking for his opinion, and, he really hates how sterile this all looks

While dating Felix has sort of mellowed Vil out, seeing what's really important in life and all that, he still very much cares about aesthetics and everything looking perfect, and perfect, in this scenario makes Felix poke everything with a stick

Eventually they come to a conclusion, the dorm will be elegant as always but more fun

They do a whole thing about gingerbread houses, and it turns out Rook´s aunt has a dope recipe which he shares. It's actually pretty cool to see these guys fumble, the majority is rich fancy dudes who've never cooked in their lives

Of course Felix´s is super elaborate (once again, who do you think you're talking about?). He's not much better at baking, but design is his thing. The whole thing is a victorian style house with candy cane railings, green cotton candy and powdered sugar as snowy bushes, a snowman made out of donut holes, and a garden using candy canes as trellis, those pull apart twizzlers as vines and actual candied flowers. How this man even got those things, no one knows (he bribed Rook, a true artist cannot be contained)

Tree decorating! Some students write home for ornaments that they particularly like, Felix makes some, Epel makes a whole popcorn chain (has to be supervised or he'll eat it, our gremlin child), it gets spray painted, so it doesn't attract bugs not all of it matches but the tree is beautiful and everyone in the dorm got to add to it

Vil has to fold, this **has** been better than how holidays normally are for him

The gifts:

What Felix gifts Vil:

(he made them of course)

he put in it, a picture Rook took, of the group (him, Vil, Epel, Rook) (dont ask how Rook took the picture and was in the picture. we all know this man is some eldrich being) in front of the dorm tree

What Vil got him:

(i couldn´t find pictures of actual tickets so pretend they´re tickets)

They both love the netflix movie, so when Felix casually tosses out he once saw this as a play when travelling with his parents, Vil was intrigued. he found out that a theater not too far from NRC would be putting it on

Vil, when doing his homework on the play, saw it's a thing to dress up like you're going to prom, so he also got Felix a nice suit

#vil schoenheit #felix shovel #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #character x oc #headcanons #holidays

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beevean · 1 year

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I totally forgot to mention this because we didn't do it this year due to Covid: one of our New Year's traditions is Nu Ya. It's basically like Halloween, where you take the kids and go door-to-door shouting "Nu Ya" ("Happy New Year") & ppl will give you baked goods. Think cookies, pie, cake, donuts, rice krispie treats, etc. (1/2)

(2/2) While normally you're your mother's clan, on New Year's you're your father's clan. Although, I think you can ask for uwireh (special pie or gingerbread cookie set aside for your clan; not many ppl do this anymore bc it's hard to keep track of who's who, plus complicated infighting and internal politics 😒) from your mother or your father's clan.

Other New Year's traditions: the Count, where old men (men with kids) compete with young men (men without kids) at hunting and then tally up their scores at the old gym, where they take turns putting their catches on the table and counting in Skaru:re. Hence, the name. :P Most years the old men would win & they'd catch a few deer & rabbit. Then they'd string up the deer and skin it while the women skin and clean the rabbits and shuck white Indian corn in the kitchen.

Shucking the kernels off dry corn with your bare hands is pretty brutal though, ngl, because the cobs are rough and in most cases you have to wrong and twist your hands, and sometimes merely detaching the cob from the braided husk is a pain. One year I got a blister from doing it.

Last but not least, the feast. Where only a few people want to work and practically the whole rez wants to eat. :P unfortunately though, many of those who usually helped out before are gone now, my mother included - she used to make pie crusts and would roll out eighty of them by herself, yes, seriously - so it's difficult to find sufficient help. They said they cancelled it due to Covid, but tbh I think they just couldn't scrounge up volunteers.

Is Nu Ya meant to sound English or is it a coincidence?

And is there a reason that your father's clan is more important on New Year's specifically?

In any case it sounds like a great way to start the year :)

The hunting seems more about convenience, but I bet it's fun for the ones who participate lol

"Where only a few people want to work and practically the whole rez wants to eat" i mean yeah who doesn't lmao. Eighty pie crusts sound like a lot of work even for multiple people, let alone one person...

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sucromagia · 20 days

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➜ CANDY-THEMED MAGICAL GIRL IDEAS!

🌈Headwear:

candy cane striped headband with oversized lollipop accents

marshmallow-inspired fluffy beret adorned with gummy bear charms

cupcake tiara featuring frosting swirls and candy gemstones

cotton candy-colored bonnet with ribbon ties and sprinkles

jellybean-themed crown with sparkling sugar crystal

🍭Scarves:

fluffy cotton candy-colored scarf with shimmering sugar crystals woven throughout

rainbow-striped scarf resembling licorice twists, adorned with miniature candy charms

pastel macaron-themed scarf featuring embroidered candy motifs like lollipops and gummy bears

bubblegum pink scarf with oversized candy buttons along the edges

mint green scarf with iridescent threads

🍡Attires:

bubblegum pink dress with a skirt resembling layers of cotton candy

mint green bodysuit with candy buttons and licorice lacing

rainbow-striped kimono with candy wrapper patterns and candy bead details

jelly-filled transparent gown with swirling candy motifs

glittering pastel jumpsuit with holographic candy wrappers

🍬Gloves:

jellybean-themed fingerless gloves with candy buttons

marshmallow-textured arm-length gloves with candy-colored swirls

gummy bear-shaped gauntlets with sugar crystal details

bubblegum pink gloves with candy heart motifs

licorice-patterned cybernetic gloves with glowing candy symbols

🍰Boots:

cupcake-inspired boots with icing-like details and candy cane heels

candy wrapper-printed knee-high boots with candy charm accents

rainbow-colored sneakers with gummy sole inserts

ice cream cone heels with sprinkle designs

transparent boots filled with glittering candy confetti

🥞Socks:

knee-high socks in a swirl of cotton candy colors—pink, blue, and lavender

candy cane-striped stockings with glittering sugar crystals

sheer socks with jelly bean patterns and tiny bows at the ankles

marshmallow-inspired fluffy socks in soft pastel hues

polka-dot socks in vibrant candy colors of lemon yellow, lime green, and raspberry red

🍓Capes:

rainbow-colored cape with candy-shaped appliqués and sparkling sugar

marshmallow cloud cape with rainbow-colored trimmings

candy-wrapper capelet with shimmering candy confetti lining

jellybean-patterned hooded cape with gumdrop accents

bubblegum pink cape with oversized candy buttons

🎀Belts:

licorice rope belt with gumdrop-shaped buckle in assorted colors

candy wrapper-inspired belt with metallic foil accents and candy wrapper patterns

rainbow-colored belt with oversized lollipop buckle

bubblegum pink belt adorned with miniature candy heart charms

sugar-coated belt in shades of caramel and toffee, sprinkled with edible glitter

🍯Pins:

enamel pin depicting a miniature candy castle with sugary turrets

candy heart-shaped brooch with twinkling gemstone details

crystal-encrusted pin shaped like a swirling lollipop

donut-shaped pin with frosting and sprinkles

licorice ribbon pin adorned with candy charms

🍫Jewelry:

candy-themed charm bracelet adorned with miniature candy replicas

gummy bear-shaped earrings with colorful gemstone centers

licorice rope choker with a candy heart pendant

candy cane-inspired ring with swirling peppermint design

marshmallow bangle bracelet with sugary crystal embellishments

🍨Items:

sugar cookie spell book with frosting-like pages

enchanted candy compass that guides by scen.

potion vials filled with shimmering liquid candy

lollipop wand with swirls of enchanted sugar

chocolate wand with candy sprinkles embedded inside

🍩Masks:

festive mask adorned with candy-striped feathers and gemstone accents

mask decorated with candy beads and chocolate swirls

lace mask featuring lollipop-shaped cutouts and sugary embellishments

pixie-style mask with peppermint swirls and delicate candy crystals

mask covered in shimmering gumdrops and twinkling stars

🍪Staff:

candy cane staff topped with a glowing gumdrop

crystal staff with candy-themed engravings and a giant lollipop at the tip

marshmallow-topped scepter with swirling candy patterns

licorice wand adorned with sparkling candy gems

macaron-themed staff with candy ribbon streamer

🎂Glasses:

candy-colored heart-shaped sunglasses with sugar crystal frames

lollipop-inspired spectacles with candy swirl temples

marshmallow-textured goggles with candy bead accents

cupcake-shaped glasses with frosting details

rainbow lensed glasses with candy sprinkle pattern

🌠Powers:

ability to control and manipulate sugar in various forms such as turning it into barriers, projectiles, or creating sweet illusions

hurling explosive jellybeans that burst on impact, releasing colorful, sticky goo that can immobilize foes

manipulating long, flexible licorice whips that can be used for precise attacks or to grab objects from a distance

manifesting sticky caramel chains that can restrain opponents or create barriers to protect allies

summoning a giant, spinning lollipop staff that can be used for melee combat or as a projectile weapon

channeling bursts of super-speed and agility fueled by self-commanded sugar rushes

causing a rain of sugary candy drops that can heal allies or enhance their strength temporarily

ability to create explosive bursts of colorful jellybeans that can disorient enemies or create sudden barriers

power to summon and control fluffy cotton candy clouds that can be used for transportation, concealment, or distraction

launching a volley of explosive jawbreakers that detonate on impact, creating dazzling bursts of color

sending out rippling waves of colorful candy energy that can cleanse corruption or restore balance

emitting a mint-scented mist that revitalizes allies and disorients opponents

manipulating prismatic candy shards to create illusions and deflect incoming spells or attacks

throwing explosive cherry bombs that detonate on impact

constructing sturdy hexagonal honeycomb barriers that can absorb and dissipate incoming energy attacks

🪐Pets:

a fluffy bunny made of cotton candy, with pastel-colored fur and sparkling sugar eyes, and it can hop on clouds of candyfloss and has the ability to create sweet illusions.

a winged colt with peppermint-striped wings and hooves. It can gallop through the air and create peppermint gusts.

a ferret with licorice-patterned fur and a bitter scent. It is agile and can use its licorice magic to manipulate shadows and illusions.

a tiny winged creature resembling a sparkling sugar crystal. It can fly swiftly and assist in reconnaissance or delivering messages.

a small dragon-like creature covered in soft marshmallow scales. It can breathe warm, marshmallow-scented air and has the ability to create sweet-smelling fog.

an owl with vibrant candy corn-colored feathers. It has keen eyesight and can summon gusts of candy-scented wind.

#ꕤ 𝗕𝘂𝗯𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺 #ꕤ 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲: 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 #ꕤ 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲: 𝗜𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘀 #ꕤ 𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗜 #ꕤ 𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗠 #mogai #liom #candy

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yeahhhh-suga · 3 months

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I worked at a bakery, like a whole ass small business, been part of the community for legit 100 years type bakey.

My two bosses, the grandsons of the original owner, arrived at 4am to start mixing up ingredients for donuts. Me and two other coworkers arrived at 5am to start setting up the stuff to put toppings on the cake donuts and get the different icings warming up to dip donuts in.

The at about 530am we'd start cutting the raised donuts (think your typical krispy kreme style donut) we'd make about 84 dozen on a slow day and 114 on our busier mornings where there weren't special orders to fill.

While we worked on this, the bosses would roll out and cut dough for turnovers, cinnamon twists and cinnamon rolls, which we'd then place on wire trays to proof as well. At about 6am 3 other workers would come in to get the front ready to open at 630am. They tray up any product we'd have ready and start putting together the early orders.

One of my 5am coworkers would split off to start frying up the raised donuts and glazing them while another of us did chocolate. The third 5am worker would help tie up things before moving on to their main task of bread. Because we supplied a bunch of different types of bread to normal customers and restaurants: rolls, hoagie, loaves, breadsticks. One boss moved on to work on that as well for his main job.

At about 730am (4 more people would arrive for FOH, cake decorating, and dishes/bread packing) we'd be done making donuts and switch to our other pastries until about 9am (3 more employees for bread order packing, cake decorating, and bread making) we'd move on to one type of everyday pie. Then we'd make 100 dozen cookies on a slow day and break for lunch. Come back and depending on the day, make crazy amounts of cupcakes, cakes, fruit pies, or banana/blueberry/etc mini bread loaves.

Now. for the holiday season, end of September to end of February. Imagine all of this but add triple the cookies and do them everyday. We're known for two very specific holiday cookies that everyone is absolutely desperate to get and I have nightmares about these cookies. They fully haunt my dreams.

Not to mention the insane amount of pies and dinner rolls people order weeks in advance for their holiday get-togethers. it's crazy and I loved it. The phones would ring non-stop. I'm not exaggerating here, we had two phone lines and they would keep ringing all day for people placing orders.

After we've done the most we could, the bakers would clean counters, mixers, fryers, tables, and ingredient bins before going home at 130pm on a good day and 230pm on a long day.

I loved this job, my coworkers fucking rocked, but it was killer on my body. You gotta be some type of way to do that shit every day.

Anyway, I just wanted to give an accurate, Day in the Life of a Baker.

#day in the life #baker #personal #jobs #careers #bakery #small business life

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111dddjjj333 · 3 months

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Dive Into Deliciousness: DIY Holy Donuts Potato Donuts Recipe Unveiled!

Welcome, fellow donut enthusiasts, to a culinary adventure that promises to tantalize your taste buds and ignite your imagination. Today, we're delving into the realm of donut-making magic with a twist – Holy Donuts Potato Donuts! Inspired by the legendary creations of Holy Donuts, we're bringing you a DIY recipe that will transport you to donut heaven with every delectable bite.

The Inspiration Behind Holy Donuts Potato Donuts: Holy Donuts, a beloved donut shop nestled in the heart of Portland, Maine, has gained fame far and wide for its innovative approach to donut crafting. Among their array of mouthwatering offerings, their Potato Donuts stand out as a true testament to culinary creativity. Made with mashed potatoes, these donuts boast a uniquely moist and fluffy texture that sets them apart from traditional varieties.

Now, it's time to roll up our sleeves, don our aprons, and embark on a journey to recreate the magic of Holy Donuts in the comfort of our own kitchens.

Ingredients:

2 cups all-purpose flour

1 cup mashed potatoes (cooled)

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1/4 cup unsalted butter (softened)

2 eggs

1/4 cup milk

1 tsp vanilla extract

2 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

Oil for frying

Optional toppings: powdered sugar, cinnamon sugar, glaze, chocolate ganache, sprinkles

Instructions:

Prepare the Dough:

In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter and granulated sugar until light and fluffy.

Add the mashed potatoes, eggs, milk, and vanilla extract to the bowl, and mix until well combined.

In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, and salt.

Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, mixing until a smooth dough forms. Be careful not to overmix.

Chill the Dough:

Cover the dough with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 1 hour to allow it to firm up.

Shape and Fry the Donuts:

After chilling, remove the dough from the refrigerator and roll it out on a floured surface to about 1/2 inch thickness.

Use a donut cutter or a round cookie cutter to cut out donut shapes from the dough. You can also use a smaller cutter to remove the centers and create classic donut shapes.

Heat oil in a deep fryer or heavy-bottomed pot to 350°F (175°C).

Carefully place the donuts into the hot oil, frying them in batches for 1-2 minutes on each side until golden brown and cooked through.

Transfer the fried donuts to a paper towel-lined plate to drain off any excess oil.

Serve and Enjoy:

Once the donuts have cooled slightly, you can dust them with powdered sugar, coat them in cinnamon sugar, drizzle them with glaze, or dip them in chocolate ganache. Get creative with your toppings!

Serve the Holy Donuts Potato Donuts fresh and warm for the ultimate indulgence. Pair them with a cup of coffee or a cold glass of milk for a truly divine experience.

Conclusion: Congratulations, you've successfully embarked on a culinary journey that's sure to delight both your taste buds and your senses. With this DIY Holy Donuts Potato Donuts recipe in your repertoire, you have the power to bring the magic of Holy Donuts into your own home whenever the craving strikes. So go ahead, gather your ingredients, and let the donut-making adventure begin!

#donuts #secret recipe #mashed potatoes #sweettooth

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