I made a meme for the occassion

Thank you @padfish for the cecil art I couldn't have done it without you you beautiful bastard

[ID copied from alt: A reformatting of the "why do we have hands?" meme. Below text that reads, "there are many reasons," is a hand holding a mouse with a computer featuring the reigen vs. cecil palmer poll nearby. The text underneath reads, "vote for cecil." Another image is a drawing of cecil smirking towards the viewer held in a hand. Underneath, it reads, "Hold the cecil." Another image shows Cecil palmer with a pride flag next to another hand holding a pride flag. Underneath, it reads, "celebrate pride with cecil." The final image has the tumblr logo edited over a rat's face with a reblog replacing the brick in its hand. The hand points at the Welcome to Night vale poster. Underneath, it reads, "remind tumblr of our roots." End ID]

(Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID formatting again :D)

HISTORY MAY NOT REPEAT ITSELF BUT IT SURE FUCKING RHYMES

this is almost like november 5th all over again, god bless

THE QUEEN DYING STRAIGHT AFTER SANS WINS THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL

I’m sorry I know it’s been said countless times but. After a winning streak in the twink and dilf twitter competitions, reigen faces off against sans undertale in the finals of the tumblr sexyman competition. They’re both asexual. Reigen loses by 0.1%. It’s so close that mobile users see 50% & 50%. This is happening on the anniversary of Mob accidentally becoming an anti-conservative america symbol. Queen elizabeth died later on the same day. It’s a thursday. The nature of humanity is that every so often someone invents november 5th 2020 again

Hi if you read this you should check my milf addition btw, you may want to reblog that one

consider, if you will, an alternate timeline

first sans undertale wins the tumblr sexyman poll! then the queen is in poor health! what's next?! team fortress 3?!

He'll always be #1 in my book 😔

So Sans is ultimate sexyman

gotta love twitter

Trixie Geuse, Daughter of Beetlejuice

@sexymandescendants

THE PEOPLE HAVE VOTED

SO CLOSE!!!!

she voted for reigen.

Look i am not that salty abt reigen losing the poll with cecil bc i do think the podcast man is very dashing and hes one of the ogs, a very fair fight and deserved win. However, what i AM salty abt, is people thinking reigen is one of those generic anime boys who shouldnt be tumblr sexymanfied, because GOD YOU ARE SO WRONG FOR THAT

Man what a day