hmmmm... some silly thought put into silly doodle

REVIVED UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE D

NOTE; This is a revival round. These narrators are not fighting due to being dead

I started watching Kabuto again

Okay, so given new info on Geats, I’m guessing Buffa is the evil Rider, which I guess was obvious considering the horns, and zombie thing.

So we got our resident evil purple rider a la Ouja, Kaixa, late season Sasword, mid season Ryugen, Genm, early Rogue, Horobi and Calibur

These look like they can be a great meme format.

[ID: furry fanart of kamen rider kabuto. tsurugi, yaguruma and kageyama stand together with a serious look. tsurugi is a white fox, yaguruma is a doberman and kageyama is a black labrador. end ID]

i....have definitely escaped the miraculous ladybug brain rot. however i do not think toku brain rot is much better.

Tsurugi: would you love me if I was a worm?

Misaki: hm. Maybe.

Tsurugi: I wouldn’t. I would kill you mercilessly. I did it before.

Misaki:

Misaki: what.

Have you seen Pokespe SV protags yet? What are your impressions about them?

Scarlet has the most incredible "Resting Bitch Face" I have ever seen and Violet also kind reminds me of Tsurugi Kamishiro/Kamen Rider Sasword.

All the royals and rich Sentai and Rider members come in.

Me: Please be seated in your designated seats. I can shift the room to a bigger size, you know. *shifting the size of the room* Alright. Please go to your seats now. Everyone: *seated to their designated spots*

10 Minutes later.

Me: *standing still in a fitness model pose* Can't believe those three were fighting for that view...

Yanma, Shapool, and Canalo: *silent horny huffing* Best view ever... Those working with a calm diligence: Shiba Kaoru, Himeno Ran, Takatora, Jeramie, Ahim and Shiba Takeru. Just having fun: Noel Takao, Oto, Lucky, Aruto, and Gira. Doing the best they can: Rita, Racules, Suzume and Kaguragi. Silent and calm while enjoying the moment: Neon Kurama, Stacey, Taiya, Mitchy, and Tsurugi Kamishiro.

Later.

Masterpieces: Shiba Kaoru, Himeno Ran, Ahim, and Jeramie. Excellent Job: Noel Takao, Takatora, Taiya, Stacey, Shiba Takeru, and Suzume. Great Job: Rita, Kaguragi, Racules, and Mitchy. Good Job: Oto and Neon Stick Figures: Gira, Aruto, and Lucky. Lewd/Borderline hent*i: Yanma, Canalo, and Shapool.

Me and everyone else looking at the last three: *smh* Me: In the red folder it goes. Gira, Yanma, Shapool, and Canalo: We should do this again. Everyone: *rolls their eyes Tony Stark style*

[ID: a screenshot of Kamishiro Tsurugi from Kabuto as Sasword. a tweet by @/shutyourhell is pasted over him that says "would u guys still like me if i was a worm .. ? idk i feel like u wouldn't .. whatever ... just forget it .." /END ID]

UNRELIBALE NARRATORS; SIDE A

Rebecca Bunch Propaganda:

Okay, so Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is a musical from the perspective of Rebecca. However, a very notable thing which is only fully confirmed at the end is that every single song is from her perspective. Not sure how this applies to songs she wasn't there for, but there's that. The point is, these songs are how she sees and processes things, which often casts her friends as characters/roles. I hate to bring up a song with an explicit version, and I'll bring up less nsfw songs later so you can ignore this (I only added paragraph breaks for this purpose), but a very notable one is I'm So Good at Yoga, which is the first song of Valencia, the girlfriend of the guy Rebecca is trying to get with. In this song, it quickly devolves into Valencia just talking about how much better at literally everything she is, often bringing up sore spots which Valencia would not know about (such as her talking about how her father didn't leave her when Rebecca's did). This is Rebecca casting Valencia into her role in her life, when this role ends up becoming wholly inaccurate later on. Face Your Fears is another super good example of this, even if it's more subtle. The whole song is Rebecca's best friend Paula trying to get Rebecca to just take a step forward in her life and set up a party that could help her get closer to Josh. However, Rebecca ends up seeing this as so absurd due to past traumas regarding running parties (as in her dad literally left the family the very night she decided to set up a party as a child) that the whole situation sounds so absurd to her that it, in her imaginary song, becomes "Go ahead and do the must stupid, dangerous things you can think of. Confront a bear head on, stay in a burning building, run with scissors, just do every stupid thing you can think of". This absolutely was not Paula's message. Angry Mad is one of the songs Rebecca wasn't even there for, but I think it works as a Rebecca pov song just because it's a song which ends up portraying Josh as a simple man who represents every masculine stereotype ever and does not have a complex string of thoughts when he gets upset. Josh is a guy who Rebecca heavily casts into a role that he ultimately does not live up to as a guy who has thoughts not entirely revolving around her. I could keep going on but the whole point is that Rebecca is the source of every song in the musical and unfortunately a lot of those songs are about how she sees others and the roles she's assigned them to instead of who they actually are.

Tsurugi Kamishiro Propaganda (TW; mentioned suicide):

He thinks he's the best and that everyone loves him, but sadly he's a disgraced noble son exiled from the family for being a disgrace. He doesn't even know the "him" that exists is an echo that lives in the memories of an alien who killed and impersonated him. He thinks he still has time to make up for all his sins. He thinks he will be able to live lavishly once again after his estranged relatives decide to call him back to live with them (his parents were also killed by aliens, but only he was impersonated). The first inkling you get of his skewed perception of reality is that he introduces himself as "Tsurugi Kamishiro, The Man Who Will Defeat God With One Slash Of His Sword." I don't think he even brought his sword with him when he committed suicide. He walked into the ocean and never came back. That scene shocked me to my very core because I had believed Kabuto was just fun and games before that happened. Tsurugi had just started to adapt to normal life, too. He had been befriended by the protagonist's younger sister Jukka, and she was teaching him basic life skills. I had hope for that guy, and was rooting for him, despite how pompous and annoying he was. Plus, his combat armor was purple, which is my favorite color (I admit that might have caused some of my favor). His family's butler was really the only family he had left, and that old man cared about him as if he was his own son...

be the first to see tomorrow

Fandom: Kamen Rider Kabuto Pairing: Kagami Arata/Kamishiro Tsurugi/Misaki Yuzuki/Tendou Souji

What did they expect? They didn't know. What have they gotten themselves into? Now they just had to wait and see.

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tsurugi "man who will defeat god with one slash of his sword" kamishiro from kabuto can be kamen rider's one champion. i could have said tendou but he's not as warped of a narrator, nor as tragic

can't think of anyone for ultraman so far, but i already sent in tsurugi and jeremy. so maybe i'll remember someone when i least expect it!

as soon as i tried to sleep, i remembered fukuide kei from ultraman geed, who simped so hard he wrote bestselling revisionist fanfiction for the ultraman zero movie series he is also asakura riku's other dad, because he's got sturm organs. gay trans love wins!

I don't know any of this guys (barely met Riku in a crossover movie), so I'm gonna trust you on this anon!

Submit them over at @/makethosenarratorsfight!

tsurugi kamishiro has been seen asking for brown sauce with his sausage supper

prompt: Tsurugi Kamishiro discovers Internet Scams

"Ka-GA-mi~! Look at this, I have won a Box of X!" Tsurugi dragged Kagami in front of the computer, which was currently on a sketchy site Kagami was 85% Tsurugi had found on accident.

"....no, you didn't, I'm sorry, this is a scam, they want to steal your money," Kagami said apologetically, looking for Jiiya but not finding him.

"WHAT? Well, no matter, I must reply to the Prince of Famille before it's too late, please get my email up!"