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Just call me G. I'm an adult. That's all there is.
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LOOK THIS IS VERY UNFAIR BUT ALSO I KNOW MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT HUEY AND RENÉE SO LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU
Renée used to be Huey's teacher back in the 1700s. This is the least problematic part of these chucklefucks. This is just to set the stage
At some point, for whatever reason, they decided to have children. Well, we can gauge the reason is "to run experiments on the kids"
They are both alchemists/scientists, they do both and none morals
After the kids are born, Huey is just like. No, you are not getting either of them. You are clumsy, and you'd trip with an infant in your arm, or like forget to feed them or whatever (factually true about Renée), so I'll keep both. Don't worry, one day you can have like one of them idc
Then he proceeded to not tell the elder daughter that he has a sister, while the younger one knew
Huey absolutely treated both girls as test subjects while raising them to be obsessively loyal to him. Both girls are supremely fucked up, actually
To this day, Renée is like "oh can I get one? You promised me I'll get at least one, it's my turn to do the experiments on our daughters now"
They stole an eye from each other. Well, Renée had someone take one of Huey's eyes, while Huey ripped out one of Renée's, because it's only fair isn't it
Because they are immortal, they use the eyes as a compass to see where the other is
We do NOT know what the nature of their relationship is. Did they fuck at least twice to make the girls? Did they just make them in a petri dish? Did they invent IVF in the twenties? WE DON'T KNOW
This isn't even a relationship. They just decided to make two girls for science, he kept both, fucked them up separately, and now she is sulking because it's HER turn to fuck the girls up goddamnit
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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months
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"Enjoy the sodium desgraciadas"
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INPRNT | REDBUBBLE | TWITTER
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this fandom few weeks ago: teehee the fanservice is MAN PANTIES
this fandom now: boobas breasting boobily IS NOT FANSERVICE
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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i'm sorry but this is one of the most unbelievable things i've seen in this entire franchise so far, you can't just sell me on the idea that this living ventriloquist dummy impregnated a woman you can't tell me something like that
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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Not my dumbass revisiting and watching 5ds to reignite my love for Aki.... Have some weird sketches lol. Love, Love, LOVE her aesthetic.
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happy dennis dinks everyone here's the naturally expected thing to draw for the occasion (ass)
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Kamen Rider Revice (2021)
↳ “Kamen Rider Juuga VS Kamen Rider Olteca”
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