So yesterday that one orange guy teased a “Major Announcement” which had all his followers thinking he was going to, like, expose The Left or something. Today we found out his big announcement was...

NFT’s

Technically they’re “Digital Trading Cards” so they aren’t even backed up by blockchain-y technobabble or whatever, but all things considered, they’re basically NFT’s in terms of their value. And he’s selling them for $99 apiece

And they look like this

losing my mind i think

Can you tell us about the Teapot Dome scandal?

The scandal happened in the 1920s when President Harding’s secretary, a guy named Fall, became the Fall guy for Harding’s disastrous performance of “I’m a Little Teapot.” Harding botched several lyrics, stating “Here is my dome” as he pointed to his hat. This is still considered the worst thing a U.S. president has ever done, with Trump’s attempts to violently overthrow the country and install a fascist dictatorship ranking a distant second.

idk, Tr*mp’s mugshot doesn’t feel super significant to me.

Wake me up if he ever eats prison cafeteria food.

Arguably, the most consistent quality of any Trump cabinet nominee is that they're all uniquely vile in different ways.

DING DONG WHO’S THERE IT’S A 7+ COUNT INDICTMENT FOR TRUMP

Wow.

I learned a lot today about Trump's fear of sharks. He seems to believe that as soon as you go into the water the sharks get you.

Antis harass Harry Potter fans because JKR is a terfy transphobe, yet they conveniently ignore how the creator of FNAF is a pro-life Trump supporter and donated to many people who had vowed to overthrow the US election (x)

Make it make sense

Here’s one you probably didn’t see coming: Sebastian Stan, the Emmy and Golden Globe nominee known for his work in the MCU and the acclaimed Hulu miniseries Pam & Tommy, has been tapped for the role of a young Donald Trump in The Apprentice, a new film from Cannes prize-winning Iranian filmmaker Ali Abbasi (Holy Spider).

I just saw someone call Trumpsterfire a TERF in a headline and guys

Donald Trump is not a radical feminist, he's just a transphobe and a general bigot

Words mean things, the RF is in there for a reason, it's important to understand that terfs think they speak for women so you know what they try to get their hooks into you with

Trumpsterfire just speaks for himself and hopes he's boozled people enough to buy his snake oil

it took me like six read-thrus to grasp that they mean "mess" like "cafeteria"

🌴 Recently I learned the person behind my fandoms game series outed himself as a pro forced birth christian, a trump supporter, and a republican (this happened less than a year ago) and I dont think I want to keep rping the characters. Im a woman who has had to make some very hard choices and I have faced a lot of hardship from people he affiliates with and I dont want to affiliate myself with someone like him. but I'm attached to the characters and its hard to let them go. I know what I have to do, but I dont know how to do it.

Okay it's 1 in the morning but by golly. We start school on monday and I'm so excited and kinda nervous. Our mental health has been shit so that's fun. We also learned about cecropia moths which helps (gif included).

One highlight of this week: We finally found a store that sold coconut aminos. Which is just a soy sauce alternative. I tried it and loved it!!! It went so good for dipping pot stickers. I made my brother try some and he said it was much sweeter than actual soy sauce. I figured as much would be true but I still love it :3.

I think the worst part of this week has just been our inability to get much done because of our mental health.

Another plus is that we have everything we need for class on Monday except one textbook I should get by Wednesday which is plenty of time. Plus I got to get drunk with some friends for the first time so that was fun. I mostly liked spending time with them more than the alcohol as I expected I would.

Heck, one random search and I found the perfect difference between Duckduckgo and Google searches, just like that!

(and for those of you that are thick, not, it's not the results layout, it's about the results)