might have taken like 4 years but oh boy he sure made good on that promise lol

I don’t always take pictures of what Pokemon look amusing when Shadowed, because so many of them are silly, but I couldn’t resist here.

He angy.

Meme-level immortality achieved. 

this is my non-spoiler review of the doppelgänger routes

Jingles a little bell in front of you to convince you to do tasks.

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Life hack if you don't have canned air to clean out your sewing machine, just blow through a trumpet mouthpiece really hard

i know the hc that meta knight is super overprotective and doesn't really trust the kumazaki trio + marx, but like. what if it was bandana dee instead. bandee is the one that hisses like a cat whenever magolor is in vicinity and shoots death glares at susie when kirby's not looking. and they are terrified of him.

Someone who gets it

snotlout + the twins discussing what’s up with hiccstrid and why they’ve been acting strange in shell shocked and coming up with 1) hiccup is dying (tuffnut) 2) astrid is dying (ruffnut) and 3) hiccup has a gambling problem that astrid is trying to conceal (snotlout) all while snotlout yells at them for not knowing how to read people actually kills me

reading the Discworld series like...

You are so, very loved @ Silver! 🥺🫶

Wait is that actually your ex-boyfriend's hand? What happened to him?

He works with real live dinosaurs so....

Nah, he and are are super good friends--we were before we dated, and remained so after, because the breakup was extremely amicable, and he's one of those people who's a terribly good gift-giver. Most years we still exchange gifts sometime between our respective birthdays and christmas, and he sent me that hand (it's a replica) as a gift one year. I made him the archaeopteryx fossil bowl this year.

Just because this is the OG bone-stealing witch website, I will clearly state that the only real human bones I possess are my own. My animal bones are all either scavenged myself or gifted to me by the people that scavenged them. (I have a sort of energy that consistently makes people go "I saw this dead thing and thought of you!")

I don't have a problem with owning human remains that are ethically sourced, but the reality is that unless you can very precisely trace the origin of human remains to the specific person who clearly and unequivocally stated in life that they're cool with someone keeping and displaying their now-unused crunchy bits, it's...probably not ethical. So if someone has some of their own bones that they're done using that they want to send my way: cool, let's talk, ideally before it's necessary to have the conversation by seance. Otherwise, I will continue to be perfectly happy with my replica remains.

I'd like to will my crunchy bits to someone who will make dramatic monologues to my noggin, but hopefully that's not an issue I'll need to deal with for a while yet.

tried getting used to csp again with a ctommy doodle

Shoutout to Tachibana and Jinguuji for once again being the most gender couple

Good Omens 2, Minisode 1 - Companion to Owls is like: It's an exploration of a long-debated philosophical, moral, and theological conundrum. Can suffering be justified if it is a test of faith? Must faith be blind, not reasonable? How does one define goodness and righteousness? Should the definition of 'right' be normative? Deontological? Consequential? On the inherent value of a person? Where does one draw the line between good and evil? Right and wrong? Does that line even exist?

And while that's all happening an angel is absolutely devouring a rack of ox ribs in a way that could only be described as weirdly sensual. A demon (in full beard and sunglasses ensemble) transforms goats into birds because he did not want to kill them. Job asks God to show Herself and explain what the fuck's Her deal and She said "LOL come back to me if you can MAKE A WHALE, BRO." Job has a twink son and he outfrutied the frutiest angel. I'm Jemimah I made this pot! The Heavenly Host does not know how childbirth works. The Heavenly Host thinks childbirth works by pulling two strips of ribs from the man and manifesting fully grown kids in an embrace. The Heavenly Host thinks Bildad the Shuhite - obstetrician and shoemaker extraordinaire - is a real person.

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