finds from the brass armadillo in denver!
1. the viagramobile
2. vinnie, guardian of the tampons- "Know your flow!"
3. kewpie who definitely did NOT just stash a lighter and gas can behind the other doll, nope! she's innocent
4. horrid "bird-baby" earrings that i brought home with me and will be worn all the time
5. "sex to sexty for sexty sex!" a dirty poetry book series with at least 3 volumes and not a single page didnt violate tumblr's anti-titty policies
6. gaze into her soulful eyes and Understand.
7. "... and the cow jumped over the poot!"
8. devious debbie, the kewpie's look-out.
9. A Thing™️
10. when you are mean to me online, this is who you are being mean to :'c
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