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love-chris001-blog · 1 year

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Top 10 best gift for your Dog.

There is no better feeling in the world than when a dog comes to you, it wagging, half whining and half baking with excitement, and smothers you with doggy love There is nay the sheer terror of bared teeth, a menacing snarl or a pack chasing you. I absolutely love dogs, but I absolutely trust that with big love, come big responsilibility. There are two types of people in this Wolds: Dog owners who are so in love with their four-legged friends that they understand Barbra Stralsund’s impure to clone her-dog - and everyone else. If you fall into that latter category, or are even, God forbid, a cat person, it can be hardly to find a holiday gift for the dog lover in your life they’ll actually find useful. But even the very most serious dog parents can everyday use some help finding unique, fun dog gifts that go beyond the regular old treats, toys, and travel accessories.

01. Chuckit! Ultra Rubber Ball Tough Dog Toy- 2 Pack

When Former Strategies senior writer Karen Lorio adelson asked experts about how to exercise a dog indoors, three of them recommended these balls. Shelby semel, the founders, of Shelby semel Dog training, says they are a best way for dogs to burn off energy and get mental, stimulation. The ones shown are small, but Amazon but sells bigger versions of the Ultra Ball for big dogs.

02. Dura force Triangle Ring Tiger Dog Toy

If your gift recipient has good possessions that a bouncy ball could topple, Dr. Jennifer Coates, a veterinary expert at Chewy, Told Abelson about this soft dog toy that “Doesn’t bounce or roll” But can still be thrown and used for tugging. It’s machine-washable and designed to withstand heavy play.

03. Trixie Portable Dog Splash Pool

“If you’re outside playing or having a cookout or picnic, consider a dog pool like this one for water-loving pups,” says Erin Ask eland, an animal- health and behavior consultant at Camp

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04. Caseper Memory-Foam Dog bed

“As Reggie gets old, I wish him to have a much caring bed,’’ explains leimkhuler. This memory-foam dog bed from Caseper ranks top on her wish list, and it but took the high spot in our roundup of the best dog beds: It’s easy to clean and has a streamlined design that provider’s excellent orthopedic support for older dogs with achy joints. The bed comes in three sizes and three colors: blue, gray, and sand.

05. BarkBox Gift Subscription

Or, if you’re not sure of exactly what type of toy or treat to give, Shirley Braha, the mom to a elder dog named Phyllis, recommends giving the gift of new treats all months. “The first thing that comes to mind is a BarkBox subscription because I feel like Dogs are all running out of treats,” she says, “and good-quality treats are weirdly very costly.”

06. Pet safe Busy Buddy Twist ‘n Treat Dog toy

Kate Perry, a dog trainer and the writer of training for both Ends of the Dog leash, likes to gift “practical objects that helps stimulate the dog’s mind and help owners have a best relanshiop. one of her favorite interactive treat toys for pups is the busy buddy twist’s treat which she describe as “great as a gift for new dog owners, and great for trainings a dog to work for their foods.” Arden is also a fan of this “super durable” gift, telling us it’s “especially best for small dogs who need every chance to burn off mental and physical energy.”

07. Outward Hound Hide-A-Squirrel and Puzzle Plush, Jumbo

Strategist newsletter editor Mia Leimkuhler got his plush puzzle tree as a gift from a friend whose own dog was obsessed with it and she has since gifted it to many of her other dog- parent friends.(it’s also endorsed by formers strategist write Chloe Anello, who says her dog Rudy “love it’’) “it a hit every second, “she promise, adding that the tree and its includes stuffed, squleakys squrries keeps her dog Reggie occupied for hours.

08. Highwave Auto Dog Mug

The staff of doggy boutique or groomer Releash NYC loves the clever design of this hybrid water mug and bowl for active dogs. One worker explains how simply it is: “Squeeze it, and water fills the bowl for your pup to drink; release your grip, and the remaining water returns to the mug.”

09. Aesop Animal wash

This animal wash from Aesop is a best gift for creating bath time more luxurious, according to Leimkuhler. “I bought it to use on Reggie. It lathers simply, rinses away simply, and he does smell really good” she says. “He smells like a status dog.”

10. Nina Ottosson by Outward Hound, Interactive puzzle game Dog toy, Advance

Semel is very fond of Nina Ottosson’s Tornado: “It’s a bestway to feed your dog slowly and keep them occupied when you need them to self-occupy, and it’s good for stimulation! It’s easy to clean, not most costly, and entertaining to watch.”

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wangisking · 3 years

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𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐘

BASICS. FULL NAME : Augustus Alexander Wang NICKNAME : August and Gus ( in general ), Auggie, Ice Prince, and Guggie ( by Aurora ). Aug and Lestat ( by Jack ), NAME MEANINGS : Augustus is Latin for the great / the magnificent. Alexander is also Latin and means defender of mankind. From what I know, Wang in Chinese means king. HISTORICAL CONNECTION ? : Though, his dad did think of the Roman Emperor Augustus when they named him, they liked the meaning. It seemed to fit him. They weren’t wrong, he was an emperor and he still has that energy. AGE : 22. Like Aurora, he can’t age past 22. He wouldn’t have minded either way. BIRTHDAY : 5th April ETHNIC GROUP : Augustus is half Korean and half Brazilian. NATIONALITY : British LANGUAGES : fluent in English and French. Conversational Latin. Broken Korean. Learning Urdu. SEXUAL ORIENTATION : demi-heterosexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION : demi-heterosexual RELATIONSHIP STATUS : Single and doesn’t want to mingle. He had only one serious relationship in the past with Aurora Shams from 2017-2019. CLASS : Upper class, Wealthy but not private-jet kind of wealthy. HOME TOWN / AREA : London till he was 10 and Vancouver till he was 17 CURRENT HOME : Los Angeles PROFESSION : Drummer, songwriter, model, and student. PHYSICAL. HAIR : long and wavy. Chestnut brown. Here is an example. It goes down his earlobes in length. EYES : piercing, almond-shaped eyes. Naturally brown, but he wears blue or green contact lenses. NOSE : a Greek nose, straight without bumps. FACE : Oblong shaped, sharp and chiseled cheekbones, strong jaw. Masculine features. Example. LIPS : not full nor thin, heart shaped. COMPLEXION : pretty pale. Example is same as the face section. SCARS : one on his chest. TATTOOS : a very small ‘10/17′ on his left rib. PIERCINGS: earlobes HEIGHT : 6′5″ or 195cm. BUILD : Inverted triangle. Broad, tapered shoulders. Muscular. Defined, sculpted abs. Long limbs. Broad chest. He was naturally towards the muscular side with broad shoulders and chest. He’s never been on the skinny side. Example one and two USUAL HAIR STYLE : he lets his hair do their thing, he styles them a little, but he prefers a messier vibe. USUAL FACE LOOK : He looks generally bored. His eyes have a piercing look that seem to be drilling into the person before him. Like he can see right through you. There is an insolent smirk tugging at his lips like he thinks you’re amusing. Almost proud, like he thinks he is above you. There is depth and intensity in his eyes that stare skywards in thought. There is also mischievous, radiant glimmer in his eyes. USUAL CLOTHING : prince charming meets rockstar. Lots of jackets, darker colors, boots, necklaces and rings. Here is his wardrobe. PSYCHOLOGY. FEARS : claustrophobia and the fear of ending up alone. He always had this creeping feeling that he’d be alone in the end and that he was always meant to be alone. ASPIRATIONS : he doesn’t have any set aspirations. They change every now and then. However, his goals are just to keep his found family happy. POSITIVE TRAITS : extremely charismatic, intelligent, academic and studious, alluring and attractive, quick-witted, charming and captivating, articulate and eloquent, adventurous, desirable, analytical, brilliant, friendly, enthusiastic, adaptable, observant, kind, mellow, competent, extremely caring and protective over those closest to him, clever, loyal, clear-headed, confident, humorous, courageous, imaginative and creative, a visionary, refined tastes and manners, daring, dignified, ebullient, deep, remarkable, surprisingly he’s very forgiving, forthright, gallant, logical, gentlemanly and sophisticated, perfectionist, popular, self-reliant, shrewd, witty, suave, curious, and resourceful. NEGATIVE TRAITS : egocentric, self-obsessed, idle, indifferent, selfish, defiant, arrogant, argumentative, rebellious, kinda lazy, stubborn, distracted, doesn’t really care for morals, blunt, can appear insensitive a lot, is insensitive at times, no filters, can be cold for those he doesn’t care for, emotionally immature, deflects emotions, suppresses his feelings, sorta detached, kinda pessimistic, and unknowingly self-sacrificing because he thinks it’s fair and he deserves it. MBTI : ENTP ( Ne dominant, Ti auxiliary, Fe tertiary, and Si inferior — this means she can’t use Ni, Se, Te, and especially can’t use Fi). He perceives the world by connecting dots, thinking of never-ending possibilities, looking for pieces of a puzzle, and finding meaning in abstract. He makes judgments on if what he perceives fits his internal logic. ZODIAC : Aries sun, Gemini rising, Sagittarius moon. TEMPERAMENT : sanguine choleric ANIMALS : parrots and cats because they’re both intelligent but little pieces of shit who enjoy making your life hell. VICE : it’s either his ego or how he ends up detaching himself FAITH : currently, he’s Mu.slim. He was born protestant, became an atheist when he was 13, agnostic at 14. Bud.dhist at 15. Taoist at 16. Confucianist at 17. Mu.slim at 19. Doesn't practice it though. GHOSTS ? : yep.. AFTERLIFE ? : yep REINCARNATION ? : he guesses so. Went through it, but doesn’t remember. ALIENS ? : hell yeah. POLITICAL ALIGNMENT : liberal. ECONOMIC PREFERENCE : upper class or upper middle class is good with him. EDUCATION LEVEL : MSci in Physics from the University of Cambridge. Is opting to specialize in astrophysics soon. FAMILY. FATHER : Edward Wang, owner of a chain of fine dining restaurants MOTHER : Elisa Violeta Wang, psychiatrist, deceased STEP MOTHER : Chaeyoung Wang, lawyer. SIBLINGS : Cassandra Wang, athlete EXTENDED FAMILY : he is not close with his external family and doesn’t know his birth mother’s family at all. They never wanted him. FAVOURITES. BOOK : Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky, Galactic Dynamics by James Binney, Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Mukarami, Slaughter house Five by Kurt Vonnegut, War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy, and Lord of the Flies by William Golding. MOVIE : Scott Pilgrim vs The World 5 SONGS : All You Want - Dashboard Prophets, Tokyo Smoke - Cage the Elephant, Where is My Mind? - The Pixies, Sparks - Coldplay, Lithium - Nirvana, and Mr. Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra DEITY : none. Let him argue with one and ask for proof of their deity-ness. HOLIDAY : Halloween. It’s dramatic and fun. MONTH : October, because he met Aurora and Jack this month in 2017. SEASON : spring and summer. PLACE : he doesn’t have a specific place, but he prefers European architecture. WEATHER : cloudy and windy. Sunny if it isn’t too hot. SOUND : drums and percussions, the sound of aurora and jack’s laugh, guitars, violins, the sound of wind roaring, music boxes, and the clinking of bangles and jewelry. SCENTS : sage, rosemary, and damascus roses. TASTES : chocolate, strawberries, chilies, and fried food. FEELS : the feeling of hitting the drums, wind in his hair, the cold night air, warm morning sun, grass against his fingertips, silk, and touching long hair. ANIMALS : cats and dogs. NUMBER : 8 COLORS : white, cherry red, pink, maroon, wine red, black, and silver. EXTRA. TALENTS : he is an extremely talented drummer, good at guitar and the piano, he is talented at songwriting, composing music, he’s exceptionally good at mathematics and physics, analytical skills, storytelling, knows a lot of facts, near photographic memory because he remembers all important historical events with dates and details, academic writing, and brainstorming ideas. BAD AT : cooking, not very good at driving because he gets distracted, doing one task at a time, playing videogames, actually listening to what people say, being humble, and actually being a good leader. TURN ONS : this is a complicated question. He needs a very strong emotional connection to feel sexual attraction towards someone. And he only felt it for one person in his whole life. But, what sparked that attraction was a brilliant mind and the ability to connect with his mind on a very different level. It’s not going to repeat with anyone else. TURN OFFS : literally everyone else. He’s not sorry, but I am. HOBBIES : playing the drums, writing and composing songs, reading, solving problems, listening to music, watching shows, getting people to do weird shit, and annoying people. AESTHETIC : crowns, drums, broken drumming sticks, abstract art, the vast space, chess boards, album cases, thrones, the echoing sound of pianos, Greek sculptures, galaxies and nebulas, early morning sunrise through curtains, libraries, equations scribbled on napkins, empty museums, unmade white sheets, polaroid cameras, conspiracy theories, VHS tapes, antique books, cobblestone alleyways, night skies, cluttered books, calloused fingers, crumpled composition pages, guitar picks, vinyl, telescopes, and planets. Basically: abstract, chaotic academia, cryptid academia, dark academia, indie, kingcore, light academia, musical academia, science academia, spacecore, QUOTES : it’s weird but i can’t decide which one fits him. FC INFO. MAIN FC : victor han ALT FC : n/a. OLDER FC : he can’t age past 22, so he doesn’t need one. YOUNGER FC : none yet. VOICE CLAIM : both speaking and singing (his accent is posh British with a slight hint of Canadian) MUN QUESTIONS. Q1 : If you could write your character your way in their own movie , what would it be called , what style would it be filmed in, and what would it be about ? A1 : The same answer as Aurora, The Tale of Solis et Lunae that stars him alongside Aurora, Lunae, Jack, and Tate, plus more. A cosmic adventure / fantasy / coming of age / superhero / the reluctant hero / the chosen one. His role is of Aurora’s best friend and her greatest support in emotional and supernatural dangers. He is the time traveler who ascends time and space, so he often also gives her insight and information like the sage. It’ll expand across dimensions, worlds, and different states of existence. The scenes would be cinematic with a strong soundtrack. I imagine him to have some scenes like Quick Silver in the X-Men movies. Q2 : What would their soundtrack / score sound like ? A2 : He would have a 90s grunge or spacey dream rock sound. It ties in with the end of the last answer because i see him in one of those scenes with 90s grunge or maybe classical music ? Q3 : Why did you start writing this character ? A3 : I made Augustus just a bit before Aurora. They were a two part deal. I don’t know when it began, I just had this image of a tall, long haired boy with piercing, intelligent eyes who’s a smart-ass and likes being a know-it-all nuisance. This character has been the same since he began in 2019 and refused to change. He was always a drummer, he always had the same fashion sense, the look, Gus was always half-Korean, he always had long fingers he wore rings on, and he was always Aurora’s best friend/partner in crime. He remains unchanged and that's why I wanted to write him. This very vivid image of this boy was something I had to pen down. And just my luck, I found a fc who looks exactly how Gus looked in my head. Q4 : What first attracted you to this character ? A4 : Augustus is just extraordinary. It’s something I always felt about him and Aurora and I don’t see any of my other characters coming anywhere close to them regardless of how much I spent time on them. But with Augustus, his entire image and looks and personality — down to his wardrobe and jewelry was always so vivid in my head. Like I knew this very chaotically handsome boy who was going to turn the world upside down. His story is interesting, but what interests me more is his perspective on his story. The way he looks at his life and how he is quiet and doesn’t show his pain. How confused he always is. How much he aches but never seems so. The way he loves but doesn’t say even a quarter of the intensity he feels. And how sometimes he believes he deserves suffering because it makes sense to him. I also love the connections he makes and the way he loves so deeply and profoundly but underneath the surface. His connection, love, fears, and hopes with Aurora and Jack for their respective reasons are extremely beautiful. Q5 : Describe the biggest thing you dislike about your muse. ? A5 : Augustus is unknowingly self-sabotaging. He let go the only relationship / love in his life that made him feel like real love just because he thought he didn’t deserve it. And because when he was provoked, it made “sense” to him. He bottles his emotions and pain so much despite their intensity. He never shows how much he really cares and really hurts. And how sure he is that he’ll end up alone without friends and that it makes sense to him. Q6 : What do you have in common with your muse ? A6 : Here’s a fun answer, because I bottle my emotions like him. I also interact with the carefree way he does even if I don’t feel peachy. He’s smart and witty and really hot and I don’t even have that going on for me. So, yikes. Only of Gus’ bad things I share. Q7 : How does your muse feel about you ? A7 : Gus loves interacting with people so he’ll definitely show up to annoy me. Maybe, he might think I’m fun to annoy? Or maybe, we’ll have a similar sense of humor. I think he won’t dislike me. Not sure if he’ll like me. I think he’d think I’m funny in a strange sort of way. Q8 : What characters does your muse have interesting interactions with ? A8 : Aurora, first of all. They have this same brain wave-length thing going on where they’re partners in crime and bffs forever more. He knows how she is feeling and what she’s thinking even before she utters it. If she is about to sneeze, he’d get a tissue ready. He can tell if she is hungry or sleepy with one glance. She can do the same, so they sorta have this weird understanding of each other. Jack is this older brother figure Augustus loves. He won’t admit it, but he kinda wants to make Jack proud of him. He also wants to provide love and care to Jack that he thinks he deserves but never got. They’re his family now and he’ll never be alone or sad again. He annoys Jack a lot but behind it all, he just wants Jack to think he is needed and he belongs. That if he thinks Augustus is reliant on him, then he has this family he has to protect and care for. He can’t stand the thought of Jack feeling unloved, forgotten, alone. Tida is another one. There’s this great respect and adoration Gus has for him. Almost like he looks up to him in some ways He also has a lot of hopes and expectations attached. He feels Tida is everything that Gus himself lacks. He is the ideal boyfriend, kindest person, shows his emotions vividly, and is like a warm and cozy blanket personified. He is probably Tida and Aurora’s biggest supporter and first one to know. He can’t be happier than he is that Aurora found someone as good and perfect as Tida. Taewon is one really fun character. Their two-way frenemy jealousy spans over years and started in Cambridge when they were both in love with the same girl they claimed to be best friends with. Though, trying to be calm, Augustus was constantly provoked and hurt, made to feel inferior and constantly in fear of his relationship being broken by Taewon’s schemes that he couldn’t say out loud. This dark period ended with a fist fight and baggage of guilt they both carry to this day for hurting each other and the one they claimed to love. Today, they’re way past that and frenemies who have funny quips and arguments for each other. They say they dislike each other. But if the lighting is good, one would be the photographer of the other. Q9 : What gives you inspiration to write your muse ? A9 : Music helps me imagine scenes with perfect visual details. Any scenes from shows that remind me of my storylines. Q10 : How long did this take you to complete ? A10 : I don’t remember. It was many days and I didn’t count because it was in bits and pieces.

#╰ ♛ 𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐀 ━━ the king of gods #long post #i finally did this!

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redglassesgirl-maruma · 4 years

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Hello Everyone!

A day like today 20 years ago the first novel of our beloved series was published in November 2000. This is an incredible anniversary and that’s why we’ll celebrate the whole month with events!

I hope you can join this special occasion and contribute a little bit by sharing your posts and art here in tumblr.

This is not the first event run by this blog, if you want to see what we did in previous years you can visit my tags MA Event, MA Event 2017 and MA Event 2018.

The dynamic of the events is to have some deliver themes and inspiration divided in different sections. This event will run weekly, except for the last week of the month when we’ll have daily content shared to inspire you even more.

Please save the date around the last weekend of November for our Live Chat! I’ll post more information about the exact date and time along the next weekly posts.

Update: Live Chat Sunday 29 at 1am Buenos Aires timezone GTM-3 You can check online comparing with your time zone here. We’ll meet and chat, share opinions, and play some games or draw together!

20th Anniversary MA Event - First Week Activity Share your MAlove, share your MArt! From November 1 to November 8

This week we’ll draw fanarts, write fanfics or make any other kind of media to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the series. We have list of 365 prompts in case you need a little bit of extra inspiration, please check under the cut and try to mix anything you pick with a festive mood to make it really special ;D

Remember to tag your posts with #MAnniversary 2020 and #MA Event

Links to the weekly event’s posts:

Prompts:

01. Introduction

02. Love

03. Light

04. Dark

05. Seeking Solace

06. Break Away

07. Heaven

08. Innocence

09. Drive

10. Breathe Again

11. Memory

12. Insanity

13. Misfortune

14. Smile

15. Silence

16. Questioning

17. Blood

18. Rainbow

19. Gray

20. Fortitude

21. Vacation

22. Mother Nature

23. Cat

24. No Time

25. Trouble Lurking

26. Tears

27. Foreign

28. Sorrow

29. Happiness

30. Under the Rain

31. Flowers

32. Night

33. Expectations

34. Stars

35. Hold my Hand

36. Precious Treasure

37. Eyes

38. Abandoned

39. Dreams

40. Rated

41. Teamwork

42. Standing Still

43. Dying

44. Two Roads

45. Illusion

46. Family

47. Creation

48. Childhood

49. Stripes

50. Breaking the Rules

51. Fanart

52. Deep in Thought

53. Keeping a Secret

54. Tower

55. Waiting

56. Danger Ahead

57. Sacrifice

58. Kick in the Head

59. No Way Out

60. Rejection

61. Fairy Tale

62. Magic

63. Do Not Disturb

64. Multitasking

65. Horror

66. Traps

67. Playing the Melody

68. Hero

69. Annoyance

70. 67%

71. Obsession

72. Mischief Managed

73. I Can’t

74. Are You Challenging Me?

75. Mirror

76. Broken Pieces

77. Test

78. Drink

79. Starvation

80. Words

81. Pen and Paper

82. Can You Hear Me?

83. Heal

84. Out Cold

85. Spiral

86. Seeing Red

87. Food

88. Pain

89. Through the Fire

90. Triangle

91. Drowning

92. All That I Have

93. Give Up

94. Last Hope

95. Advertisement

96. In the Storm

97. Safety First

98. Puzzle

99. Solitude

100. Relaxation

101. Hello World

102. Fear

103. Anger

104. Regret

105. Happiness

106. Love

107. Family

108. Friendship

109. Home

110. Childhood

111. Adulthood

112. Birth

113. Death

114. Me

115. You

116. Thoughts

117. Emotion

118. Sun

119. Rain

120. Thunder

121. Noon

122. Midnight

123. Twilight

124. Rooms

125. Window to the Soul

126. Games

127. Halo

128. Serenity

129. Firefly

130. Phone

131. Movie

132. Television

133. Plants

134. Freedom

135. Forgetfulness

136. Remembrance

137. Memorial

138. War

139. Fight

140. Loss

141. Winning

142. Losing

143. Nature

144. Hurricane

145. Storms are brewing

146. Lightning

147. Colors

148. Bravo

149. Punishment

150. Picture

151. Another Wolfs

153. The Life You Dream Of

154. Dreams

155. Tears

157. Smiling

158. Laughing

159. Crying

160. Looking in the Mirror

161. Steam

162. Candy

163. Cats

164. Dogs

165. Glasses

166. Orbit

167. Satellite

168. Stars

169. Jade

170. Emerald

171. Gems

172. Dreaming Out Loud

173. Insomnia

174. Rabbits

175. Snake

176. Borders

177. The Year

178. This Time

179. Last Time

180. Forever and a Day

181. Sometimes

182. Always

183. Power

184. Weakness

185. Green

186. Purple

187. Blue

188. Sight

189. Blindness

190. Hurtful

191. Stages of grief

192. Arguments

193. Country

194. Frog

195. Forest

196. River

197. Flying

198. Mountains

199. Snow

200. Goodbye

201. Heart of Glass

202. My Life

203. Me In a Nutshell

204. Forever Yours

205. True Colors

206. My best friend’s girl

207. Impossible Love

208. Forgiveness

209. Fibers of Our Lives

210. Challenging Dream

211. Living My Dream

212. Forgetting Myself

213. Saving Grace

214. Lonely

215. Unbalanced

216. See-saw

217. Math

218. Match Making

219. Beyond Good and Evil

220. Second Sight

221. Double Take

223. Upon Review

224. Losing You

225. Baseball

226. Shouting

227. Farmland

228. Heartland

229. Brick Wall

230. Glass Houses

231. Eyes

231. Ring

233. Circle

234. Square

235. Boxes

236. Moving

237. Well Being

238. Insanity

239. Repetition

240. Learning

241. Class

242. Flowers

243. Special

244. Snowflakes

245. The Man They Call Jayne

246. Malicious

247. Pretty on the Outside

248. The Outside

249. Thankful

250. Neglect

251. Remorse

252. Embracement

253. Reflecting on My Life

254. Space

255. Constellation

256. Collection

257. Magic

258. Thrill

259. Attack

260. 20 Seconds to Mars

261. Unable

262. Foolish

263. Science

264. Sign of Life

265. Motto

266. Me

267. Balloon

268. Self Esteem

269. Narcissism

270. Ideology

271. Pageantry

272. Keeping Up With the Jones’s

273. Crack in Your Armor

274. Spilling Your Guts

275. Lean on Me

276. Crippling Emotion

277. Biggest Fear

278. Prejudices

279. Fresh

280. Corn

281. Sugar

282. Ice Cream

283. Accents

284. Speech

285. Writing

286. Doom

287. Shape

288. The Real You

289. My Name Is ____

290. Who are You on the Inside

291. Hidden Hatred

292. Hanging

293. Jacket

294. Jail

295. Stepping Up to the Plate

296. Star Player

297. My Hero

298. Castle

299. Losing Yourself

300. Finding Hope

301. Pirates

302. Fallen Angel

303. Drowning Lessons

304. Ghosts in the snow

305. Rawr.

306. Pidgeons… Birdy

307. Broken Hearts Parade

308. Paranoid

309. Vampires

310. Betrayal

311. Emmi&Rumura

312. The three friends

313. Horror

314. Mirror

315. Candlelight

316. Spider moneky

317. Devil

318. Flowers

319. Teddy Bear

320. Mist

321. Kingdom Hearts

322. Ferret

323. Vanilla

324. Thunder

325. Pinto Pony

326. M&Ms

327. Killer

328. Grass

329. Peace

330. Chibi

331. Mr. Klaw, polite Lion

332. Eternal

333. Star girl

334. Hats

335. Calvin & Hobbes

336. Misery (A cup full of something… unknown )

337. Hot chocolate

338. My Chemical Romance

339. Light in the darkness

340. Laughter

341. Nightmares

342. Necklace

343. Fire

344. Clorotaint and Treegirl

345. Swirls

346. Pokemon

347. Friends

348. Double Trouble

349. Do not cross

350. Unknowing

351. Chocolate

352. Time

353. A phone

354. Little kids on a playground

355. Darkness

356. A purple lady

357. Writer’s block

358. The dark corner in my room that I go to cry at (and a unicorn)

359. Sunglasses

360. The sun relaxing by an air conditioner

361. A girl fleeing from her nightmares

362. A girl staring at a blank canvas

363. A visual representation of poetry

364. Trolls

365. A hat

#kkm #kyou kara maou #kyo kara maoh #maruma #ma event #MAnniversary 2020

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thelightfluxtastic · 3 years

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30DayTheri 10: Tangram Model

This may feel a little out-of-order, as I plan to write future posts going into more detail about the exact experiences (noemata, behaviors, etc.) that I associate with my therianthropy, and why I identify as a psychological therian. But today, I’ll summarize those things briefly in order to get at a metaphor for how I construct identity, period.

So first, a bulleted list of the kinds of things I, personally, associate with my therianthropy:

Behaviors

Food preferences

Growling and barking urges

“Fetching” behaviors (will probably elaborate later)

Mouth = 3rd hand (I thought this was normal, my bf gently poked fun)

Internal experiences

Phantom shifts (ears, tail, teeth)

Mental shifts

Noemata (red and white fur, pattern, general body size)

“Me” recognition feeling in response to dogs

Euphoria at being seen as a dog

“My person” interpersonal feelings

Sheep protective feelings

Traits

Extroversion

Responsiveness to rewards (yes this is linked to extroversion)

General sociability/friendliness

Suggestibility

Social Submissiveness

Passion/identification with animals in general

Not sure if therianthropy or something else

Sensitivity to sound and smell

Constant chewing habit

Singing preferences (this one is weird and ???)

The thing about literally everything on the list above? All of it could have a different explanation. It’s the sum, not the parts, isn’t it? Any identity, if one is asked to explain “how do you know you’re X?”, the individual reasons are never 100% applicable. Just like roleplaying as a different gender in video games is a common trans experience, but not exclusive to all or only trans folks. Or how I’m Lithuanian for several reasons (I was born there, my parents and grandparents were, I speak the language and participate in the culture). Another person might have been born there but not speak the language. Another might have only distant ancestry but participate in the culture. Etc. Etc. I’m sure there are otherkin that have a list of experiences with no overlap with mine (past life memories, dream shifts, species dysphoria) who are still equally otherkin. No specific reason is the necessary-and-sufficient factor.

And here’s the thing- I don’t care if there are other explanations. Even if literally everything I ascribe to therianthropy can be broken down into normal personality traits, neurodivergence, random chance, etc., to me, that doesn’t erase my ability to draw a circle around those traits and call it therianthropy, especially if doing so helps me navigate the world and makes me happy.

Identity is often approached, I think, like a jigsaw puzzle: the pieces only fit together a certain way, and once you figure out all of them, you can get one correct picture. Consider this really neat post that compares a therian and an autistic person, pointing out external behaviors that may seem similar, but are internally caused by different things.

Here’s the thing. People don’t know why they do things. It’s a whole thing called the introspection illusion. If someone is trying to introspect to determine “am I doing this for sensory reasons or otherkin reasons?”, they have no assurance of getting the right answer. It’s just not that neatly knowable.

I would like to introduce instead the metaphor of a tangram. A tangram is a type of puzzle where there is a set of seven pieces, which need to be arranged (without gaps or overlaps) to make a bigger picture. You can play a bunch here. The point of a tangram is that the pieces are literally all the same. They don’t have patterns like a jigsaw puzzle, the whole point is “how many shapes can I make out of the exact same set?”.

So that’s how I see my therianthropy, when it comes to questioning how much of it is influenced by “other” things, like personality and neurodivergence and childhood experiences and quirks and habits. For me, pointing to my chewing behavior and going “that’s just stimming, like in autism” or my food preferences and going “that’s just coincidence” is a little like pointing out that both a cat and rabbit tangram have the same big triangle piece in it. Like...so what? The individual pieces could belong to anything. In me, they make a larger picture of a dog, and that’s whats important to me.

((Or for another metaphor, tacos, burritos and quesadillas can have similar or many overlapping ingredients, but the difference in arrangement and preparation still matters))

#30 Days of Therianthropy #therian #tangram #mine

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yastaghr · 4 years

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Projects (Fresh’s DDFL Oneshot)

Pairing: Kedgeup

Characters: Underfell Papyrus, Undertale Sans

Warnings: None (this is fluff)

Summary: Classic is working on a project in a snowstorm. Edge takes care of him. For @freshouttaparsnips

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23029627

A skeleton walked through the blowing, cold wind of the mountain winter. His boots were tall and red. His pants were tight and black, riding low on his pelvis. His uncharacteristic sweater was thick and warm, a cashmere wool number in a light orange borrowed from a friend. His teeth were sharp and three lines bisected his left eye socket.

Edge stepped into the basement. He closed the door and knocked the snow off his caked boots, then tramped down the stairs as loudly as he could so he wouldn’t startle his datemate. When he got to the bottom of the stairs he sighed. Classic was still hunched over his project. Edge had no idea what it was. At the moment it looked a bit like a steampunk teapot, but earlier today it had looked like a projector box, so that didn’t mean much. Edge didn’t really care what it was. All he knew was that his datemate was absorbed in fiddling with it to the point of being totally unaware of such paltry details as what time it was and whether he should eat. So Edge had decided to fill that role himself.

The tall skeleton slipped a plate of food into the space between Classic and his project. It held a hummus and tomato sandwich with baba ganoush and tzatziki sauce on it, just the way Classic liked it. There was also a piece of baklava off to one side.

Classic made a startled noise when the food inserted itself into his world. He turned to see who had brought it. Edge took the opportunity to steal a kiss from his datemate.

“IT’S TIME TO EAT, MY LOVE. YOU’VE BEEN WORKING AT THIS FOR FOUR HOURS NOW. YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK AND FUEL YOUR BODY AND MIND BEFORE THEY GIVE OUT ON YOU. PLEASE, TAKE THIS.”

Classic reluctantly grabbed a triangle of the sandwich and peered at it. “hummus and tomato?”

“ALONG WITH YOUR SECOND AND THIRD FAVORITE CONDIMENTS. A NICE, HEALTHY MEAL,” Edge confirmed quietly.

Classic let out a startled moan when he bit into the sandwich. He stared at it with wide eye lights before turning his brilliant smile on Edge. “thanks, edge. i really appreciate it,” he added with a genuine twinkle in his eye, “especially the baklava. you know a good piece of that sweet honey goodness makes me go absolutely nuts.”

Edge put on his best disapproving face to hide the startled laughter in his soul. He secretly loved his datemate’s puns, but he knew Classic absolutely loved it when he played the straight man to his comedian.

“I DON’T SEE YOU BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS JUST YET. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING SO. I’M NOT SURE THE CORKBOARD COULD HANDLE IT.”

Classic chuckled. “sure thing, babe. but seriously, thanks for the food. i must be starving if i’ve been working that long. it has to be…” He pulled out his phone and checked the time, “...5 o’clock? sheesh, that’s late. how was your shift?”

Edge smiled mysteriously. “OH, YOU KNOW. A BIT OF THIS AND THAT. THE ELEPHANT CERTAINLY WAS ENTERTAINING.”

Classic narrowed his eye sockets. “what elephant? i thought you worked in an antique shop.”

Edge’s smile widened into a grin. “YOU WOULD BE CORRECT. AN OLD HUMAN LADY WITH PINK HAIR BROUGHT IN A NOVELTY LAMP THAT HER NEPHEW HAD BOUGHT HER. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE VINTAGE ART DECO DEALS. YOU WOULD HAVE LIKED IT.”

“i bet,” Classic said around a mouthful of food. Edge knew he only did it to get his goat, but it worked. Edge glared into the smiling face of the monster he loved.

He sighed. “JUST EAT YOUR SANDWICH. I’LL COME BACK FOR THE PLATE LATER.”

Classic waved to him as he left the basement. “bye! don’t stomp too hard on the stairs. you might break through!”

Edge’s only response was to slam the door on the way out.

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An hour later Edge returned to the basement to fetch the plate. Classic had set it off to his left and had cleared it. Edge smiled. He was always happy when Classic loved his food. He might not be a professional chef, but he still took pride in his cooking. It was eclectic and simple. Classic seemed to love it.

Speaking of Classic, he was bent over his project with a pair of tweezers and a bunch of wires. The project now looked like one of those rides you see at fairs that have a bunch of chairs suspended by wires that spin around and out at an angle. Edge had no idea what it was.

“HELLO, LOVE. HOW IS YOUR PROJECT GOING?” Edge asked quietly, not wanting to startle Classic and mess something up.

Classic set down the tweezers and swiveled in his chair to face Edge. He had a smile on his face, and his eyes were twinkling. “well, wire you asking? tweeze projects of mine don’t usually interest you this much.”

Edge scoffed, secretly impressed that Classic had managed to come up with two puns that fast. It never ceased to amaze him how gifted his datemate was in the pun department. Edge could appreciate a good pun when he heard one, but he was absolute garbage at coming up with them himself. His coworkers at the antique shop seemed to send them flying back and forth all day long, but Edge’s best attempts always fell flat. He’d given up on coming up with any, leaving that to those who had the skill, like Classic. His puns were better than their puns, anyway. Edge wasn’t biased. Not at all.

“JUST CURIOUS. IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU’VE BEEN THIS DEDICATED TO A PROJECT. NORMALLY YOU’RE BETTER AT REMEMBERING TO EAT AND TAKE BREAKS. I KNOW IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU ACTED LIKE THIS.”

Classic grinned. “aw, edgelord, that’s sweet. too bad i can’t tell you. it’s going to be a surprise~!”

Edge narrowed his eye sockets at his datemate. That was such a typical Sans move. Well, two could play at that game. “WELL, THAT’S GOOD. I HAPPEN TO HAVE A SURPRISE OF MY OWN WAITING FOR YOU UPSTAIRS, SO DON’T STAY DOWN HERE TOO LONG.”

With that, Edge grabbed the plate and sashayed his way up the stairs and back out into the deepening snow.

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It was late at night when Classic trudged up the stairs and through the snowstorm to the main house. He still wasn’t entirely convinced that he should be stopping. The interdimensional phone didn’t have nearly the clarity of tone that he wanted, but he really couldn’t fiddle with it any longer. When he was younger, maybe, but now his eyes gave out much sooner than they used to. It was better to take a break and sleep off the shivers than to push himself.

He felt absolutely caked in snow by the time he opened the front door. He couldn’t even see through the snow plastered to his face. Knowing that his brother was likely staying over with his datemate, Classic immediately started stripping off his ice-cold layers before he got chilled to the bone and soaked through.

It wasn’t until Classic was down to his t-shirt and shorts, after he had used a clear patch of his hoodie to wipe off his face, that he could see the room in front of him. It was… not what he had been expecting. If he’d been expecting anything, it was that the room would look as it usually did; the new couch that they had gotten when they reached the Surface, the old tv that worked better than it used to thanks to a little tinkering on Classic’s part, the joke/quantum physics book on the table in the corner, and the pet rock on the dining table. Most of those things were probably still there. Probably. It was hard to see them around the giant blanket nest that took up the majority of the room. Edge must have put in every blanket, pillow, and cushion in the house!

Classic grinned and crawled over the mounds of fuzzy fleece and warm wool that grew into a giant mountain of comfort. Sitting on top of (and slightly within) the pile was Edge. He had a self-satisfied expression on his face, like a dog with a big stick or a cat with a “dead” string. He had a large bowl of popcorn in one hand and the tv’s remote controller in the other.

“SO. DO YOU LIKE MY SURPRISE?” Edge asked his datemate.

Classic chuckled. “it certainly is surp-rising. how long did it take you to build this thing? i can see you used the pool noodles to maintain the pile’s structural integrity without sacrificing softness.”

Edge preened under the compliment to his engineering even as he glared at the pun. Classic knew he would. Edge loved it when his datemate praised him, and he was especially proud of his skills as a puzzle engineer. This might not be a puzzle, but the same principles applied.

“IT IS A RATHER INGENIOUS IDEA, ONE TRULY WORTHY OF THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE EDGE,” his datemate said as he set down the remote, freeing up one hand to help Classic over the last few feet of pillows and into the little divot in the covers that Edge was sitting in. “I HAD THOUGHT OF USING THE THROW PILLOWS, BUT THEY DID NOT HAVE THE LENGTH I NEEDED FOR THIS WORK. THE POOL NOODLES SEEMED AN OBVIOUS NEXT CHOICE.”

Classic smiled. “you don’t give yourself enough credit. i know i never would have thought to use them. i probably would have given up on the mountain-like design and just made a pillow fort.”

“OH,” Edge blinked, stunned. “THAT WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN EASIER THAN STICKING WITH MY ORIGINAL DESIGN. THE IDEA OF A PILLOW FORT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME.”

Classic chuckled as he settled into the curve of his datemate’s arms. He loved how nicely he seemed to fit in the other’s grasp, like both of them were designed perfectly to fit one another. His legs could curl up right next to Edge’s while his skull rested on the other’s ribs, and when he did so Edge could rest his skull comfortably on top of Classic’s. His brother had called it perfectly, sickeningly sweet, like eating a whole bag of pure sugar. He’d meant it in a good way, though.

“that’s okay, edge. if we all thought the same way then the world would be a really boring place, no bones about it. now, what did your insightful brain come up with for us to watch?”

Edge’s face went from a small frown at the pun that didn’t reach his eye lights to a brilliant smile. “WELL, I WAS THINKING OF STARTING UP…”

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Edge had no idea what time it was when the credits started rolling. It was dark outside still, but with the way the snow was falling it could be high noon and still be dark out. He didn’t have his watch available to check. That wasn’t because he didn’t have it on. No, he couldn’t check the time because Classic had fallen asleep while wrapped around that arm like a little koala bear. It was absolutely adorable.

Edge set aside the empty popcorn bowl and grabbed the remote controller with his free hand. He switched off the tv and relaxed into the mound of pillows, content to lay here with his datemate forever.

The sound of the snow hitting the windows and the lullaby of Classic’s snores quickly lulled Edge into a doze. His eyelids drooped. He fought the sleep, wanting to stay awake, but it was a futile effort. He gently drifted into sleep while curled happily around his datemate in a mound of blankets while a snowstorm raged outside.

#kedgeup #Underfell Papyrus #undertale sans #fluff #oneshot #yastaghr

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bringxthexfirexmultimusesx · 4 years

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In-depth Character Sheet

Ripper.S.Taker

Credit to Sir Ender at this writing forum. Reblog or repost.

DO NOT remove credit.

FULL NAME: Ripper Stanly Taker MEANING: Stanly [Real name is Stanly from his mother..] Ripper is his demon name which he while he took his father’s, last name Taker. NICKNAME: Taker,S MEANING: He uses his Last name Taker. AGE APPEARANCE: 18 [but really 25] BIRTHDAY:Oct/31 ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Scorpio SPECIES: HelfDemon GENDER: Male ALLERGIES: None. SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Bisexual THEME SONG(S): IN THIS MOMENT - Whore | Music to Become a Villain - Heart of Darkness

APPEARANCE HAIR COLOR: Jet Black HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: Straight Butt length. EYES COLOR: Black[Turn red when happy] EYESIGHT: Enhanced/Night vision HEIGHT: 5' 11" WEIGHT: 136 to 178 lbs. OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: Gothic/Casual ABNORMALITIES(TAIL): Sharp Teeth. DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): None. SELF CARE(MAKE UP): Black Liner/Lips balm FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: Wierd and creepy. SKIN COLOR: White.[Like the dead ] BODY TYPE/BUILD: Feminent Body type/Slender Build. DEFAULT EXPRESSION: Happy or Mischievous. POSTURE: Straight / slightly slouched MEASUREMENTS(FEMALE ONLY): PIERCINGS: Ears DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: [Link]

RELATIONSHIPS MOM: Deceased HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: Don’t know. DAD: Deceased HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: Don’t know. SIBLINGS: Half Brother. HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: Like any sibling, Had a bumpy begging. CHILDREN: None HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: = OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: None. PAST LOVER(S): Dead CURRENT LOVER: None REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: Exsited ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: Easy HOW SOCIABLE(LONER,ETC): easily impressed/Flirty/Easy going FRIENDS: Jak/Lilly/Vinn PETS:3 Siblings black cats (Dante/V/Helena/) LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: Controlling/Abusive [you get eatin’] PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): Protective/Loving/Overbearing AFFINITY WITH…: No one. FAVORITE PEOPLE: Jak/Lilly/Vinn LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE: Fake people.

PERSONALITY ..WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: Flirt and Sex. ..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): is excited ..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU): Torcher them. FAVORITE COLOR: REd/Black FAVORITE FOOD: Fruits FAVORITE ANIMAL: CAt’s FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Piano/Harp FAVORITE ELEMENT: Fire LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Brown LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Pineapple LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: volters LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Triangle LEAST FAVORITE ELEMENT: Air HOBBIES: Collecting Bones and Diamonds USUAL MOOD: Happy DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: Yes DARK VERSION OF SELF: Blood Lust LIGHT VERSION OF SELF: After Glow HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: from 1 to 10 like a 5 CLASS IN AN RPG: Dark Knight BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Yes

(IN)DEPENDANT: SOFT SPOT/VULNERABILITY: BehindNeck OPINION ON SWEARING: All the time DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: Both MUSIC TYPE: Classic/Metal/Alternative MOVIE TYPE: Horror BOOK TYPE: Horror/Romance/Mistry GAME TYPE: Horror/Romance/Action COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: Fall SLEEPING PATTERN: wakes up at 12 pm and goes to sleep at 5 am CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: Likes to be clean DESIRED PET: Snakes HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: Sex Food and sleep BIGGEST SECRET: Hate people touch his hair. HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: None WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: Black Cat FEARS: White rooms/Churches COMFORTS: Cuddles from cats and friends HOW DO THEY ACT WHEN THEY ARE… SAD: Stays in bed till he is hungry.[probably a whole day] HAPPY: Jumps and fidgets in the spot. ANGRY: Yells and throws shit around AFRAID: Hides behind people or in small places. LOVE SOMEONE: loyal/romantic HATE SOMEONE: Wish them death or dead WANT SOMETHING: whine softly like a cat CONFUSED: Tilits head like a dog with a blank face. HOW DO THEY REACT TO… DANGER: Laughs and watches. SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: Fucks them and eats them after. PROPOSAL TO MARRY: Crys and fucks them till they beg him to stop. DEATH OF LOVED ONE: Crys and yelling in pain. DIFFICULT GAME/MATH/ETC: Chess INJURY: None SOMETHING IRRESISTABLY CUTE: Meows to cats LOSS OF HOURS OF WORK: Rants [Might have angry sex] HISTORY BIOGRAPHY: Taker was born from a human mother but dies after birth, father was a demon that got “killed” before his birth after his parents died he was sent to his aunties until she passed from a rare illness. As a teen after his Aunt passed he was in the foster system, he was an outcast growing up for his weird and creepy interests but was outgoing which was odd for a child abused by bullies and foster parents. FIRST APPEARANCE: Lanky and feminine KNOWLEDGE LANGUAGES: English/Japanese/German etc. SCHOOLING LEVEL: Graduated Highschool FAVORITE SUBJECT (S): Art/Langueg/ INTERESTED CAREERS: Morgtishoin/Dancer/ EXPERTISE: Language [he can speak any language if here hears it.] PUZZLES: Level 10 but not an expert on them. CHEMISTRY: Mildly interested. MATH: Doesn’t care much, but he is good at it. ENGLISH: Love and hates it. GEOGRAPHY: Love it. POLITICS/LAW: Hates it. ECONOMY/ACCOUNTING: Meh it’s alright. COOKING: He is okay at it. SEWING: He like it. MECHANICS: Alright with it. BOTANY (FLOWERS): If there dead yes. MYTHOLOGY: Love it. DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): Singing/Dancing READING LEVEL: 100 he can read almost anything if he wants to.[Demon have no limits.] HOW GOOD ARE THEY AT PLANNING AHEAD: Not bad but not good ether. IMPULSIVE/STRATEGY: If it’s Collecting Bones and Diamonds it’s impulsive.[He really has no strategy ROMANCE DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: Yes. HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): Happy.[He love the attention] GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: Both GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Jump into it. PROTECTIVE: Of course ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: Both WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: Expensive ones. TYPE OF KISSER: Passionate DO THEY WANT KIDS: Nope DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: Maybe MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: Both ARE THEY ROMANTIC: Yes HOW ARE THEY IN BED: Wild GET JEALOUS EASY: Yes WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: Nope MARRY FOR MONEY: yes.[he was asked with a lot of Diamonds.] FAVORITE POSITION: Doggy WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: A lot of sex OPINION ON SEX: Loves it his favourite pass times.

#✎ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ ᗷᑌIᒪᗪIᑎG✎#❤𝔉𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔐𝔢 ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰.⇁ℜ𝔦𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔯.𝔖.𝔗𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔯❤

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lasands-artgallery · 5 years

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I just. Can’t finish this. Too many memories attached. Enjoy....

He’s groggy, that much is for sure. Dean is trying to piece what is going on. Everything after the cocoon is a blur. Laying in a cot serving as a makeshift hospital bed. He’s vaguely aware of voices, ones he recognizes but can just barely not make out. The always annoyed and on edge voice of his Pop, arguing with the calm but spunky tones of Billy.

They must be talking about him, considering his breakdown in The Cocoon earlier. They have been happening more often lately, he’s noticed. The pressure of being a Super Scientist is getting to him. Pop doesn’t seem to notice or really care. Suddenly, they start yelling at each other. They must not know he is not awake. Even Pop has more tact than to talk about him while he is in the same room.

“How do I even know they are even Dean’s?” Pop asks.

“Because you tested them, you jackass!” Billy hisses.

His? Tested? He rubs his eyes furiously, trying to clear the fog in his head. He must have been out for a while. He has no idea what they are talking about. He can hear footsteps. Pop’s trying to leave the conversation, and Billy following because he isn’t done.

Dean tries to get up but falls back on the cot. He hates that he gets so light headed when he gets up sometimes. Dean decides to stay on the cot and gather as much information as he can. Them being a bit closer means he can hear them a little better.

“Doc,” Billy says, reigning himself in, but just barely. “Think about it. Even if they are not his, what’s the harm? He gets a little attached even though they aren’t related to him?”

“It’s not him I’m worried about, Billy,” Pop says, tone softened. “I’m worried about her. How she’ll react to the ....news.”

"Would you like it if somebody hid something like this from you?" Billy asks pointedly.

Pop sighs heavily. Dean can almost see him pinching his brow, trying to come up with a counterpoint. Dean is still lost and hopes they happen to give more information.

"Fine, she can bring them over tomorrow," Pop relents.

"Bring over who?" Dean asks, unable to help himself.

They turn to look at him, guilty expressions on their faces. Pop approaches him first, a painfully fake smile on his face. It's a bit unnerving, honestly. Billy refuses to make eye contact with him, busying himself with a dozen other things instead. Dean props himself up on the backboard. His Pop clasps his hand over his shoulder, probably as a show of support.

"Hey Dean," Pop says. "You can go back to your room now."

"And," Billy adds. "You have some special visitors tomorrow."

"Okay," he answers.

Dean tried to get more information while Billy was doing his last minute check up on him, but he was tight-lipped about it all. HELPeR wheeled in, chirping happily as he guides him back to his room. He lays in his bed, patting his plush giraffe in greeting. It's been a long three days and he is grateful to see his beloved Mr. Reachy again.

He hears the other bed open, revealing his slightly older brother Hank waking from an impromptu nap. After making sure Dean was all right, he started talking about everything he did while Dean was trapped. Dean doesn't mind Hank regaling him with clearly fake stories about his adventures on The Cocoon. Like Brock would fall for that Guyovitch shtick of Hank's or that any henchman of the Monarch could be a bigger nerd then him. It gave him time to ponder who Billy is talking about. He hopes it's their mommy. He never met her and Pop never talks about her. But Billy said they were for him, not him AND Hank. The mystery only deepens.

Next day turned into next week. Uncle Henry appearing and disappearing, Billy attacking Brock, the new archenemy of his Pop, it just kind of got pushed to the back until the day before his Pop's day camp thing. He was promised after their latest adventure, his guests would be staying the night. Their latest adventure being getting the lawn nice and tidy for tomorrow. With Brock's help, the hapless duo got the lawn in ship shape order. Hank was sulking the entire time, not even making a single garden tool joke. He must have been feeling left out because of the attention being lavished onto Dean. Dean said he could meet them too, causing Hank to roll his eyes and sulk even harder.

Finally, after washing up as Pop ordered them, they head to their shared bedroom. Pop said that is where they will be, a “nice neutral area in his opinion.” Dean knows that Hank is just as curious as he is. Dean didn't pay too much mind to the concerned looks from Mr. Billy and White as he went to his bedroom. “They are just being themselves,” as Pop would say dismissively.

Dean gets the honor of opening the door and sees a small pink haired girl with soft cat ears sitting on his bed. She appears to be cradling a wicker basket close. Dean tilts his head, confused. Not at the person in the room. He knows she is Roxanne, adopted daughter of Billy and White and the only real friend either of them has ever had. And it's not that she isn't special or anything. It's just that he doesn't think she counts as a special visitor. Certainly not special visitors, that is for sure.

Of course, now that he thinks about it, he hasn't seen her in nearly a year. He just sort of figured she must have been really busy with real school like Triana. Recently, he's seen her around a bit more. While trying to puzzle out the mystery at hand, a whimpering cry catches his attention. Before he can fully process what is happening, Hank lunges forward, exclaiming in glee. He can see a pair of pointed ears poke out of the basket filled with blankets. She picks up a small pink bundle as Hank grabs the other bundle.

"I didn't know they were kittens," Hank says, holding a wriggly bundle of brown. "I want one. Can I have one Roxx? Please? I'll take good care of him.”

"Well, if they were kittens, I would love to give you one," Roxx says slowly. "But they aren't."

"Then, what are they?" Hank asks, holding the bundle up. "This one has a tail. Like a kitty would."

"They're my babies," Roxx says, looking down, clearly shy all of a sudden. "And, the one you are holding? Her name is Rosalyn. This little girl is Amber."

She reveals a small definitely more human looking child in the bundle she was holding. Hank sits down next to her, laying the brown themed baby on his lap. The small baby kicks up at Hank's hand, much to his delight. Dean approaches and sits on her other side, looking at the small pink and cream tinted child Rox is holding. The child wriggles and buries her face into Rox's chest. Dean blushes as he realizes what the child is trying to do.

Dean can't ignore the elephant in the room. He knows that Roxx is not a Super Scientist or some kind of reptile that can reproduce asexually. Babies always have a mom and a dad. And if Roxanne is the mom, where is the dad?

"Uh Roxanne," Dean says, catching her attention. "Who is the dad?"

Roxanne's cheeks turn crimson. She fiddles with the baby in her arms for a moment, dodging his question for some reason. She settles the child for now before answering him.

"It's you, Dean," Roxanne says. "I know you travel all over the world all the time and probably don't remember or anything."

Looking at the small girl in her arms, he feels his heart beating faster as he moves a lock of hair away from the soft baby in her arms. He sees a familiar triangle of freckles on her cheeks. Heart in his throat, he hears the one with Hank squawk. Looking over, he sees hazel green eyes greet him, a slight pout on her face. Her eyes are just like his. His brain grinds to a halt as he realizes what this means.

"Hey, that means I'm an uncle!" Hank crows.

If Dean wasn't already sitting down, he would have fallen to the ground. The small pouty baby manages to escape Hank's grasp and gets into Roxxy's lap. He picks up the baby, keeping her from falling off the bed. She stays put in his lap, fascinated by his belt buckle. Hank leaves, remembering some random thing he forgot somewhere else. Dean is trying to process the news that has been put in his lap. Literally, in the case of the small kitten staring at his belt buckle. He doesn't know how to feel, at all.

Roxx would never lie to him about something so big. But how? He has never done...that with anyone. And yet, here is proof otherwise. Staring at his belt buckle with large eyes just like his. He pets her downy hair, not sure what else he can do. He hears the one, Amber right, fussing in Roxanne's arms. He looks over, still a bit numb with shock.

"She's hungry," he says, not sure how he knows just that he does.

"Uh, yeah," Rox says, blushing even more. "Could I maybe have some privacy so I can feed her? You can introduce Rosalyn to your pop and Brock?"

It's Dean's turn to blush now. He knows what she is getting at. He manages to get Rosalyn settled into his arms and heads into the kitchen with the squirmy baby. He opens the swinging door and White and Billy turn like prairie dogs. He walks in, trying to be casual about the child in his arms. They make an excuse to leave him alone with Brock and Hank. It seems that Pop is in the lab for "important" things. Something he is grateful for immensely.

He focused on Rosalyn, making sure to stay extra focused to prevent THAT from happening right now. He could see Hank was brimming with questions now and Brock was. Brock was Brock. He shot the occasional glance over but was overall not paying much mind to the baby in his lap. His baby. That he made with Roxanne. That he doesn’t remember or know how. Brow furrowed, he was giving it some serious thought when he realized that Hank was trying to get his attention.

He gets the child situated back on his lap as well as he can. She has her chin laying on the table and she seems content to sit where she is. Long as he keeps scratching her ears anyway. She leans into his touch and makes an intermittent purring like noise. The shock is starting to wear off. That or he's slipping into another break. Hopefully not. He doesn't want to hurt Rosalyn if that happens. He doesn't know what happens when he blacks out, just that he never wakes in the same place. His Pop acts like it never happens, but Dean knows better.

He looked up at his brother and Hank was bouncing in his chair. Blue eyes kept darting towards the small baby now laying in his lap, asleep. His hand was still petting her, only now the back of her head instead. He stopped for a moment, she made a soft noise so he continued. Hank was still giving him that look.

“What is it, Hank?” he asked.

“You never told me you and Roxx,” Hank said. “You know.”

“I don’t,” Dean said, bewildered.

“Didn’t pop tell you about,” Hank lowered his voice. “About the birds and the bees?”

“I guess, but it kind of turned into something about White Lion,” Dean admitted. “I still don’t know how babies are made.”

Brock looked at him, and there was a definite tenseness in his expression. He got up silently, a faint growl heard as he left. Hank and Dean looked at each other, confused at what is happening. Hank sat closer, eying the child curiously. Dean showed Hank the spot behind her ear that she liked scratched. Hank was enraptured when she leaned her head into his touch, still purring while asleep.

A loud door slam catches them off guard. Then they can hear Brock’s voice. Even with the countless layers of walls between the kitchen and the lab. Dean covered the infant’s ears, hearing Brock screaming at their pop. He and Hank share a scared look when the yelling stops. Brock came back in, eyes still full of rage. Behind him was Pop, looking like a whipped dog. Brock crossed his arms and leaned against the door frame, eyes focused on Pop.

“Hey boys,” Pop started. “I’ve been meaning to give you. The Talk. I was going to wait until later but. Certain things came up.”

Pop cast a wary eye at Rosalyn between Hank and him and Dean felt a protectiveness bloom in his chest. He settled the child against his chest and wrapped his thin arms around her. She nuzzled into his sweater vest and he held her just a little tighter.

Pop took a seat across from him and Hank and took his glasses off, rubbing them clean before placing them back on his face. This was clearly not an easy conversation for him. He kept looking over at Brock nervously. Listening to Pop explain sex and babies and proper protection, Dean felt embarrassment coloring his neck and ears and face red. Thinking about how he did that with Roxanne, he felt his heart start to race. He must have, there is proof of that right in his lap, purring away.

The light oddly almost floating feeling was coming back. He looked over at Hank. He could see his lips moving but he didn’t hear anything he was saying. Oh no. It was happening again. He thrust Rosalyn at Hank and stood up. Dizziness turning his vision hazy, the last thing he saw before he hit the floor was a very confused Hank holding Rosalyn, small hazel eyes meeting his before everything went dark.

He woke up on the couch, eyes slowly coming back into focus. It was late, the windows showing the darkened lawn. He carefully sat up and looked around. It was too dark to see much but he couldn’t see anybody around. Blanket around him, he pushed it out of his way. Wrapping his arms around himself, everything catching up to him and he started to cry. Pop always scolded him when he caught him crying so he got really good at crying super quietly. He started as he heard a noise.

Looking, he saw the mound of a few old sleeping bags assembled on the floor. He saw cat eyes looking at him and realized it was Roxanne. She was looking at him, a most curious look on her face. He rubbed his hand across his face, trying to hide what he was doing. Nearby was a playpen of some kind, two little shapes sleeping inside it.

She sat up from her sleeping spot and got up on the couch with him. He tried to hide his face but she turned his face towards her. She brushed off the tears from his face. Not judging him or any looks of disappointment or anything. She just sat with him and let him compose himself. It took a bit of time but he appreciated it.

“Did you have a nightmare?” she asked.

“Not really,” he answered. “Just. It’s a lot to take in at once, you know?”

“Yeah,” she replied. “It. Was hard when I found out.”

“How did you,” he paused. “Find out?”

Roxanne shrugged as she looked away from him. He must have said something wrong and he was about to try and take it back when she started to talk.

“I was sick, throwing up every day,” she said. “At first, Dad thought it was just a stomach bug. But then. A few days turned into a few weeks and. Dad bought the test. He didn’t tell Father until. It came up positive. Father said it wasn’t accurate because I was half cat. He took me to a hospital, one that didn’t ask questions about him being there. The ultrasound showed that. I was carrying twins. He printed off some pictures. I saved them in a scrapbook. If you want, I can bring it over. Next time.”

“I would like that,” he said.

He knew he must have missed a whole bunch with the babies. He was kind of excited thinking about the scrapbook. He always wanted to be a dad. He kind of hoped he would have been a lot older and married and been with his wife for a bit and talked about it and stuff. But his life was always full of unexpected surprises.

#wip forever #shipping #ocxcanon #dean venture #roxanne whalen white

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Cook the Goose

I’m not sure how I got inside, but there I was, in the house. I wasn’t holding a key, the door wasn’t open, and no one let me in, yet in I was. And alone. Inside their house. Inside their home. The how didn’t seem important because I knew why I was there.

Instinctively I turned and walked through the center of the shotgun-style farm house, passing through the modest living room paying no mind to the furnishings. I’m sure they were simple, yet tasteful.

I floated onward toward the kitchen, never shifting my orientation. My movements were too familiar, too comfortable. Hadn’t I been here before? Impossible. I wasn’t even sure where I was. I only knew I was in a rural house, in their rural house.

The farmhouse kitchen was filled with natural light that drew me in a southwesterly direction, past the countertop and range to the left, toward the small, hardwood table that sat in the back right-corner of the room adjacent to the home’s second exit. It occupied that space so agreeably that I wondered if the eat-in kitchen wasn’t designed with that very table in mind. The table where they enjoyed leisurely breakfasts, hurried luncheons, and romantic dinners. There were only two chairs. Perhaps they kept a third and fourth in the corner of a bedroom upstairs, maybe at a sewing desk or in front of an easel or work-bench in the garage. Surely they had a garage.

As I drew nearer to the back door, the warmth of the summer sun breeched the glass to kiss my skin. I closed my eyes for a moment to enjoy it. We were the only ones in the house, and I promised I wouldn’t tell. I opened my eyes and placed my forehead on the thick glass of the half lite door that stood in parallel to its proud twin, who was a mere 15 feet away. Surely the back door was jealous of its more frequented counterpart. But the sun preferred this to that, as the sun’s visits with the back door always lasted longer.

Did it really take 15 steps to get from there to here? It felt as if an eternity had transpired from when I started.

I looked out of the door’s window.

By my estimation, the fenced-in backyard was awfully small for a house in the country. When I think of The Country, I think of wide open spaces. Room to roam and room to run. The only thing between neighbors are acres and pleasantries.

The large poultry cage at the center of the enclosure commanded my attention. It was a Swiss chalet style made of chicken wire and took up the majority of the backyard. To the left and right of the triangle were small, separate enclosures for chickens: hens on the left, rooster on the right. At the back, the apex of the contraption, was a wooden box where the goose laid her glorious eggs. Clearly she had the best seat in the hen house.

But where were the chickens? And where was the old goose who lays the glorious eggs? The cages were empty. Not only empty, but clean. Cleaned out. Not a feather to be found.

In a panic, I turned. Something was wrong. It was my job was to check on the animals, but there were no animals in sight. No chickens, no goose. Who else was missing? Was there a barnyard cat? A sheep dog?

Before I could surmise, I heard a noise coming from the front of the house, the kind of noise that unlocks a door. My heart rate increased from adagio to allegro in half a measure.

What was I going to say? Did they even know that I was here? How did I get here, again? Where were the animals?!

Together they entered their home, first her, then him.

They stopped and stared at me. I suddenly felt like an intruder.

“The animals...” I said nervously, turning my head toward my left shoulder.

“Oh, don’t worry about that,” she said. “We gave away the chickens and the goose died.”

I was puzzled. Wasn’t it was my job to look after the animals? Why would they ask me to do that if they knew they weren’t here? Wait, did they ask me to do that? How did I get here, again?

“Please stay for dinner,” one of them said.

“We normally wouldn’t do this,” she explained, “but we loved the goose and she would have wanted it this way.“

She moved into the kitchen, turned on the gas stove, and placed a skillet on the back right burner. The large carcass that she took from the fridge looked expertly prepared.

“But I thought you didn’t eat meat?” I uttered in horror.

“Oh, normally we don’t, but this was our goose. We raised her. She died of natural causes, so it’s OK for us to eat her now.”

Then she poured a healthy amount of oil into the hot skillet. It crackled as if in fear.

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A Death at Candlewick Castle by Emma Jameson (Jemima Jago #2)

My Review (5*) 4,5* rounded to 5. I liked the first instalment in this series and thoroughly enjoyed this story as it's gripping and highly entertaining. There's less backstory drama and the mystery never takes the backseat, this made this book lighter and more fun than the previous. I was happy to catch up with the characters, they're fleshed out and likeable. Jem is clever, logical, sometimes a bit reckless but she surely wants justice and help her friends. The mystery is full of twists and turns, I had some doubts about the culprits but I couldn't understand the motives. My only issue is with the love triangle as it's my most hated trope in a cozy mystery. I'm #teamRhys but I hope Jem will be able to decide soon. The author is a talented storyteller and liked her style of writing. Highly recommended. Many thanks to the Bookouture and Netgalley for this ARC, all opinions are mine

Buy Link: https://geni.us/B093888ZWZsocial

Synopsis:

Librarian Jemima Jago is enjoying a peaceful summer in the Isles of Scilly – until a puzzling crime comes in with the tide… Between her work in Cornwall’s oldest library and catching up with old friends over tea and chocolate biscuits, Jemima Jago is spending the season the only way she knows how: sunbathing, swimming and sailing. But her postcard-perfect summer is turned upside down when the body of well-to-do businessman Hermie Castleberry is found on the sweeping white sands at the foot of Candlewick Castle. Jem doesn’t mean to get involved, but when her old flame Rhys Tremayne is arrested for murder, she springs into action to prove his innocence. With her gift for uncovering hard-to-find information, Jem discovers Hermie had been keeping secrets and ruffling a few feathers in the ordinarily tranquil islands. Did the quiet wife, the belittled business partner or the slimy salesman want Hermie out of the way? The discovery of a pair of silver gloves by little dog Buck could be just the clue Jem needs to crack the case. But can she catch the real culprit, and keep her heart in check, before the killer sends her down to Davy Jones’ locker too?

The Author: Emma Jameson writes mysteries that readers call witty, romantic, and full of surprises. An aspiring novelist since age seven, she took a long, twisty route to the New York Times and USA Today bestseller lists. After years of working at a major medical center, her first novel, cobbled together on nights and weekends, became a runaway e-book bestseller. Now she writes full-time and has sold over half a million books. A compulsive reader and information hoarder, Emma is always searching for that fascinating nugget or startling fact that will spark another novel. A lifelong Anglophile, she resides in the United States, where she enjoys swimming, yoga, and serving the needs of not one, not two, not three, but four cats.

Social Media Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/emmajamesonbooks Twitter: https://twitter.com/msemmajameson Website: http://emmajamesonbooks.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emmajamesonbooks/

#cozy mystery #women detective #bookouture #NetGalley #review

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tranxendance · 6 years

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Must-watch Super Best Friends LPs: A curated list

So, I tried to get a friend of mine into bestfriends when he was in active service and didn’t have much time to sit and watch youtube. While I think you should probably watch all of the bestfriends content, aint nobody got time for that, and there are certain LPs that are just better ones. Here’s a list of what I consider to be the best SBFP lets plays. There won’t be any ‘Matt’s toybox’ or one-offs, only full LPs.

Predator: Concrete Jungle - Originator of Jerry the Predator, the very first bestfriends OC. Also I really like the Predator so this trash game getting ripped to shreds by the anti-hype machine makes me feel good. https://youtu.be/0wF6r-JRTvQ

Eternal Darkness - The climax of the very first Shitstorm of Scariness. Genesis of the Insanity Shotgun, marking out about recognizing Metal Gear Solid voice actors, INSANITY EFFECTS and freaking out about the bathtub scare despite knowing it was coming. https://youtu.be/lYRVeFkTvCM

Silent Hill: Homecoming - First half of the Downcoming series. ‘MY HOUSE!’ ‘Why is the knife the best weapon? Just do knife combos to them, thats survival horror’ https://youtu.be/GLgN5WSiiX4

Silent Hill: Downpour - Second half of the Downcoming series. The first time I saw the guys play a game that was brand new at the time. Pat & Matt getting upset about the downturn of one of my and their favorite series. The famous Axe Throw that launched a career is in this one too I believe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ofoIeb8wI&list=PLAD720396A1870C8E

Resident Evil 2 - Earliest recorded footage of Pat’s stand CRAZY TALK where he claims to know a thing or be an expert and is proven unequivocably wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cgbuv3cB1Q&list=PLB8826287748EFE7C

Final Fight: Streetwise - What happens when you take a classic beat em up and try to make it cool and modern with lots of Slipknot music? It ages fucking poorly that’s what. ‘I got a receipt for my Tatsu’ ‘I’d like to return this shoryureppa’, Live footage of the bestfriends souls leaving their body in The Stiff boss fight, Some actually decent writing and lines such as ‘Feeling good about potentially feeling good’ which Matt will quote for years to come. https://youtu.be/HnRNyfzKLL8

Man vs Wild - Not so much a must-watch as it’s just the boys in their element, playing shovelware, deliberately failing QTEs to laugh at how pitiful it looks when you do, making fun of people’s accents, and much more. Indicative of the bestfriends style of sort of mst3king videogames. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1NGPAOrE80&list=PL57hJfweW_2s2jyxas78kIib9M3jGduU8

Heavy Rain - The very first game played in the Sadness trilogy. ‘Oh no, I made ze bad game’, more fucking up of QTEs when it’d be funny, Detective Shelby’s PI Gumball technique after shooting thirty rounds out of a handgun without reloading, FUTURE GLASSES, and other classics. Woolie will play this himself on a livestream, many years later, which is also a good watch. https://youtu.be/Qe-SpjInztQ

Indigo Prophecy - The first game of the Sadness trilogy, though it was played later than Heavy Rain. Space kung-fu, zombie sex with a lady you barely know, your choices don’t matter!, Slagging off of David Cage intensifies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YacYbUC_FmQ&list=PL57hJfweW_2sOt01sX9TtQRkzv5RS231f

Charles Barkley’s Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden - Seems to be originally selected as a ‘ha ha, we’re playing a bad and stupid game to laugh at it’ but then discovering it’s legitimately awesome despite being frankly ridiculous. If you can’t play the game yourself, this is a very good substitute. https://youtu.be/xNc9R1zfwM0

Beyond: Two Souls - The third game of the Sadness trilogy. David Cage creeping on Ellen Paige in real life and making her be naked in his game, E MO SHUNS, having feelings but not knowing where to put them, ‘I’ll be your Stand! ORARARARARARA’, Underwater chinese ghost base. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA_VUoePgrc&list=PL57hJfweW_2ulXc25A-LxxHXMPqLOwrsf

Deadly Premonition - Swery65′s magnum opus, if only he could’ve put bicycles in the game. He totally didn’t watch Twin Peaks you guys. ‘QUIIIIIIINT!’, ‘Stinky agent’, radio fast travel stock tire screech sfx, monkey noise squirrels and a weird amount of attention paid to food. Matt named his pet cat Zach due to this game, so it’s an extra important part of the bestfriends lore. https://youtu.be/dsbfmIqP-H8

Disaster: Day of Crisis - Metal Gear Solid except the giant robots are natural disasters. Gotta get revenge on the volcano for killing my buddy. Eating watermelons while on fire. Don’t forget to take your stami-nas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sx8gqSjkMY&list=PL57hJfweW_2t-vHWWeqjY2SKH4vaqotZ6

Yakuza 4 - My first exposure to the Yakuza game series and actually a good starting point for people that don’t know anything about it. The hype, badassery, and hilarity in all its glory. Who’s ready for a shirtless fight on top of Millennium Tower? https://youtu.be/xOKx_79BEhY

Prison Break - More shovelware where they fail stealth sequences a million times, fail QTEs because it’s hilarious, and can’t show too much violence because it’s a T-rated game. https://youtu.be/TsjGGGSZabA

Resident Evil 4 HD - Get hype for suplexing priests, El Gigante, Doctor Salvatore, Isn’t that Mexican spanish not Spanish Spanish? Commando shit and the RE movie, Oops Ashley is dead again, Pat is bad at puzzles and crazy talk activates. https://youtu.be/qsazQp4VlI0

Silent Hill 2 - Everything is illness, or else its condoms! The nurses are TOO STRONG!, the boys actually just enjoying a game and (mostly) being good at it for once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsYYIjaNPP8&list=PL57hJfweW_2vMmw0MLZp8I16DA-Qev8ec

Resident evil Revelations 2 - Re vuh lay uh tons!, Wait how’d a non mainline resi game get this good?, MOIRA MC TAGGART MC MURPHY, another co-op LP where Matt’s actual role in the game mechanics is to point out ammo and health items that Pat missed. https://youtu.be/THfgNlcNa98

Resident Evil 3 - Jill Valentine’s not actually last escape, Crazy Talk activates several times, Shitting on Hunter-D’s, being a huge coward constantly like the hero of RE brad vickers. https://youtu.be/G5pXyRhs7FM

Ride to Hell - Legendarily bad game played by canadian losers that make fun of it constantly. Source of just SO MANY bestfriends gifs including casual priest drownings, getting shot during cutscenes, and Qui-gon chi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEw04pKaVs4&list=PL57hJfweW_2srGztN1iedcFd-BV5X1Ram

Parasite Eve - It’s time for Aya Breakowski to GET HOT. It’s a squaresoft game all right, dogs with sniper rifles, finishing downloading arcana heart, and the heroest of hero cops willingly lighting on fire to give you a gun. https://youtu.be/dHY5ZBSHzyw

Danganronpa - Ultra Despair Girls - First recorded instance of being incredibly hype and getting into the cool pop art aesthetic, komaeda memes, and then all hype leaving our body, and out of context shouting KILL THOSE SHIT KIDS! https://youtu.be/qYtYp4oWBhU

Life is Strange - Liam’s rivalry with another wimpy boy, Hotdogman: Who is he?, You sacrificed everyone for your Ship? Are you Griffith?, and rewinding time to fuck with people for kicks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZ7-wFLnfI&list=PL57hJfweW_2u1mKS5UFNgx-voVAvTlkT9

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain - Built-up hype from over one thousand years of waiting is collectively released. Psycho Mantis is OP, let the legend come back to life, GREATEST SOLDIER IN THE WORLD BIG BOSS, D-dog is the cutest and bestest of boys, and famously awkward jeep ride. https://youtu.be/505vXWYkxcw

Afro Samurai - Perhaps the shovelest of ware ever played on the channel. It’s very short, only 3 parts, about 90 minutes of gameplay, something that everyone should be super hype about but ends up being the most shitted on game since perhaps one of the Sadness games. https://youtu.be/wIXqEulMTIo

Resident Evil Zero HD - Get hyped for Oven Man mk2, math puzzles, getting pissed off at Eliminators, Rebecca! God dammit Rebecca! I love youuuuu rebeccaaaaaa, Leech Man, and playing dress-up. https://youtu.be/Mhnthhluh70

Metal Wolf Chaos - Giant robots and engrish, more than your body can handle! AMERICA!!!! Richard Hawke! OK, Lets PARTEEEEEEEY! Tons of references they’ll be using until the end of time https://youtu.be/Mhnthhluh70

Naruto: The Broken Bond - ‘Wait, this game is actually good?’ and then three parts later oops no its not. Second instance of being super hyped at first and then all joy slowly being sucked out of the boys’ body. Do your rasengan, even when you’re not playing as Naruto! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo92m-rfeHA&list=PL57hJfweW_2uIIqa3HTcbsvM5LO1ObM_5

The Punisher - Rice cookers, My family-family-family!, guessing Frank’s one-liners, violent safety PSAs, and interrogating the boat https://youtu.be/wznGw9fJNCc

Disaster Report - ‘Is this Disaster day of crisis’ sequel?’, The honeycomb-caisonne method, press triangle to HEY!, be mean to your waifu, and abandon your friends like a hero would do. https://youtu.be/UYiwWU8EZcU

Final Fantasy X - Matt talks about Lulu’s boobs a lot, BLEETSBOLL, Wakka the racist, kimahri push, Finding all the memes possible, Hype Cactaur!, ‘I’ll pay you to fuck off, okay?’, and punting a boss over the horizon. A long watch and the boys are kinda bad at the game but good for the patient. https://youtu.be/qpZeMkthdZ8

Omikron: The Nomad Soul - The secret first entry of the Sadness Trilogy, ‘Get in the slider!’, Blackface Boyz, The real final boss is david cage!, getting trapped in bug purgatory, yes this is how you should honor the memory David Bowie by playing this game, Using the power of all three bestfriends to beat the game, and having no consequences for failure right up until THE MOST CONSEQUENCES. https://youtu.be/691RrF9pnaU

Silent Hill 3 - No talking during the cut scenes, beef jerky, a detective does a Jerry Seinfeld on Silent Hill by accident, and ‘It’s a metaphor for dicks/childbirth!‘

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4wERZf6bns&list=PL57hJfweW_2v34HsPK-4Hfqmkb22zjBWC

Tony Hawk’s Underground - Woolie lives the skateboarder life he never could for real. ‘Won’t they notice that it’s not Eric Sparrow on the video when they see a clearly black man doing that jump?’, Eric Sparrow is basically up there with Griffith for villains the bestfriends hate the most, and ‘I can do a grind all day’ https://youtu.be/3HLPS_nwHG8

Parasite Eve 2 - More of Breakowski and getting HOT, ‘This is basically a survival horror game’, The dog from Independance Day must survive or else you’re on the bad ending! https://youtu.be/JedQqaXdWLc

LA Noire - The big one, the one I always suggest for new bestfriends watchers as being emblematic of their style and sense of humor and weaknesses as players. Woolie can’t navigate this map, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta shake the tree and see what falls out’, Shotgun man wrecks your shit!, making noises to go along with the faces that the characters are making, ‘Pedophilia? That’s a free pass in my town sir’, Stealing the worst possible cars because they thought it’d be cool, forgetting the controls for every single fistfight sequence, Cole Phelps super cop!, and LP Funsies. https://youtu.be/-bPqjD_zg5g

Policenauts - Kojima’s game from when he was allowed to work on things besides Metal Gear. It’s definitely white blood and not anything sexual, SHOOTINGU SEQUENCE, Holy crap our main character is a bigoted piece of shit!, Figure out the bomb puzzle!, We’re definitely not Riggs and Murtagh to the point where Woolie says ‘I’m gettin too old for this shit’ about 70 times, and the uncomfortable truth of cloning. https://youtu.be/kWcecAHiOys

Dead Space 2- Notable mostly for me as Dead Space 2 was the first bestfriends video I ever saw back when they were on Machinima, so I was quoting Space Rave and asking Matt if he needed a blankey to fight the monsters. https://youtu.be/1QzY-TjFGFI

Resident Evil 7 - We hate the molded as an enemy type, OOOH GOD DAMMIT JACK, He fucking exploded into goo!, What was your plan?, I can’t shoot the granny, We definitely used a pump action shotgun in world war 2 (Actually yes we did, Matt), Shadow puzzles, that part of a lady is where all the wasps shoot out, and What that guy doesn’t look like Chris Redfield who is this impostor?! https://youtu.be/SyAZ2-nijDE

Def Jam: Fight for NY - The introduction of Woolie’s OC: Rage beats up rappers, steals their girlfriends, and doesn’t understand intimacy, The full might of Matt’s hatred for Bless is brought out, and they talk about the Aki engine’s contributions to humanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lry0SYYkvas&list=PL57hJfweW_2tWHTvp2ESXbzp1-jh6YJMQ

#super best friends play #youtube reccommendations #mod ramblings #sorta original content #youtube #long post

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lastsonlost · 7 years

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How To Survive In A Horror Movie

1) When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.

3) Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

4) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.

5) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.

6) When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go it alone.

7) If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town's old abandoned mansion, don't tag along. Especially don't tag along if everyone's going as couples, except you're the odd guy/gal out. And if you're the gang's jokester, you may as well write up your last will and testament while you're driving with them to the place.

8) As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

9) Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other domicile of the dead.

10) If you're searching for something that caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

11) If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

12) Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead.

13) Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

14) If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

15) If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

16) Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine or Massachusetts.

17) If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

18) Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, weed-whackers or any device made from deceased companions.

19) Listen closely to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.

20) Never, never, NEVER try to communicate with something icky because

"there's so much we can learn from them".

21) Don't make fun of or play with dead things.

22) If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

23) If a meteor strikes nearby, move out of town.

24) When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.

25) If you walk into the local abandoned-looking church to seek help or shelter, and you notice that the crucifix is mounted upside down, turn around and go back outside as quietly as possible.

26) When you happen to be one of the fortunate ones and actually make it through the film alive, never, NEVER sign on to do a sequel. If you do, expect to depart this world in the first five minutes.

27) Never have sex in the bunkbeds of recently renovated summer camps.

28) Strange lights are seldom harbingers of joy.

29) People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point.

30) On no account do ANYTHING because someone dares you to.

31) If you realize that the people in your town/county are having their minds taken over by some strange force, alien or otherwise: DO NOT call the police as they are

either already taken over themselves and will turn you in or

will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself.

32) If a small band of children appear to be smarter then the adults that are around them, be cautious. If they stay together in a small, secretive group, and display nothing but hostility towards their elders, authority, and the church, leave town at once. If you wish to stay, be as kind to the children as possible, but expect to die anyways because you are inferior to them.

33) If you assist the villian of the film, do not expect gratitude in exchange for your services. In fact, do not expect anything other then

death, which will come in the final minutes of the film and usually over the girl you have become attracted to, but the villian wants as their own.

34) If any animals, such as Birds, Pirahna, Spiders, etc. begin to exhibit behavior that seems a bit more hostile towards mankind than normal, immediately call in the authorities, get out of that town, and do not try to talk to any scientist who specializes in that animal (ornithologists and the like) for they will not believe you.

35) Whatever you do, DO NOT keep pets such as cats, dogs, hamsters, or anything cuddly. If you must, do not let them out of your sight for so much as a second.

36) When you land on a distant planet and find some objects that look like eggs, leave them alone.

37) When one of your spaceship's crew finds a hideous parasite attached to his body (as a result of disobeying the previous rule), don't let him back on the ship. The guy's dogmeat anyway.

38) When a hideous alien menace is hunting you (as a result of disobeying the previous two rules) never wander off alone to hunt for the ship's cat.

39) Never, EVER go in/out there (There being the attic, closet, barn, basement, dark alley, dark anywhere else, the all-concealing shadows, the woods or the lake)

40) If someone who seems important tells you to do or NOT do something

(like DON'T fall asleep, DON'T leave me, DON'T look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding-psychopath by yourself) by all means, listen to them, unless doing so would break another of the guidelines.

41) If you manage to lose a few body parts along the way, don't despair. Take this opportunity to replace them with weapons, such as chainsaws, harpoons, etc.

42) If you are using a gun to combat the all-comsuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense, because no matter how much ammo you have, you'll run out just before you kill the monster (unless your name is Ash, in which case, you'll never have to reload)

43) If you are wounded by flesh-eating zombies, abandon all hope, because sooner or later, no matter how many anti-biotics you take, yer gonna become one of 'em.

44) If you're the the last main character left, and a bunch of people are hunting the monster/monsters DON'T stand out in the open, because you will immediately be mistaken for a/the monster.

50) Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or any other strange noises from the other side.

51) DO NOT go into the dark room.

52) If you're a male, get out of there as fast as possible! The only one who ever survives is a female.

53) While in a horror film, never bathe, especially when in the house alone.

54) In terms of weaponry and general equipment for fighting the monster, never rely on any tool more complicated than a pointed stick. Generators will inexplicably run out of power, just as the nasty space-vegetable climbs onto your jury rigged electrical grid. Just when you've got the ghoul lined up in your sights, your gun will invariably jam.

55) If you are a female, never show your breasts, easy women are expendable.

56) Never camp or build homes on Indian burial grounds.

57) Ask why the estate is being sold so cheap.

58) If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, when you're supposed to be alone, don't follow the noises to see who your "guest" is. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Unless you want to die!!

59) Never pick up the phone and call for help, chances are your phone will be dead and the next thing you'll see is the monster swinging some sort of sharp object.

60)If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there.

61) If the Master does not approve, neither do you.

62) Never handle the rat-monkey cage.

63) Your dog can take care of itself..

64) So can your spouse...

65) And your kids.

66) Self-sacrifice is a bad idea, as the person you saved will usually die anyway.

67) Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer.

68) If you're not a main character, suicide is a quicker and easier way out.

69) Your plan takes into account all possible situations...except for the one that actually occurs.

70) Don't be a smart-ass. It'll only get you killed.

71) When you have actually gotten a monster down on the ground with your gun, immediately empty all your shots in the mosnters' head.

72) Never be present immediately before, during, or anytime after a successful demon/devil/monster summoning.

73) People driven by veangance always die.

74) Mentioning any goals in life, anything to look forward to, or any loved ones will get you killed.

75) Never, under any circumstances, go to summer camp.

76) Puzzle boxes are hard to solve for a reason.

77) Feel no guilt.

78) If you throw away some possession of yours (antique dolls and ventriloquist's dummies in particular), and you find it again in your house/car/pockets/etc. move to another country IMMEDIATELY! Of course, it WILL be waiting for you in the car as you go to leave.

79) If you try to run away, always take the bus. If you take a car the monster will be in it. Cabbies are always demonically possessed. Monsters will destroy any plane/boat you try to take. And you have to go through dark, underground stations to get on a subway.

80) If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed.

So cheer up!

81) If you see a loved one you know to be dead, RUN AWAY! Many people will ignore this bit of common sense, but remember: you can always buy a new pet, always have more kids, and always get a new spouse/S.O.

82) If you're being chased by a monster and you think it's behind you, chances are it will appear in front of you (and if you're a girl, this will happen right after you trip and fall, and then stand up and look behind you).

83) If you've beaten the monster into a bloody pulp and you're sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise destroy him.

84) If you're being chased by a monster and you find one of your friends and they ask "what's wrong?", don't stop and try to explain. Just tell them to run as you go by. If they're really your friend they'll follow. If not - that's their tough luck.

85) If you should easily enter a home that you've either heard a scream from or there is no sign of life when there should be, do not be surprised to find that all means of escape (i.e. doors, windows, etc.) will be locked, effectively allowing the monster to come within a gnat's hair to you.

86) If you should run across one of the escape routes from the previous rule that is made of glass, DO NOT waste time pounding on it. Breaking it would prove to be a better course of action. (Remember, a cut-up hand is better than a chest wound.)

87) If you are a good dog you have a 50-50 chance of survival. Good dogs will only die if they stand up to the monster in defense of their master. Bite the hand that feeds you and run away!

88) If you are a bad dog (bad dog!), you WILL be dead by the movie's end. Therefore, kill all people you encounter, except for your ex-master, whom you feel strangely compelled to avoid.

89) If you're a cat, just hide your head and pray that the monsters won't eat you, the Catholic Inquisitors won't burn you as a witch's familiar, and/or the horny teen-age guys don't throw you over the edge of a cliff to see if you land on your feet.

90) If you're a bird, CONGRATULATIONS! Your people will triumph and rule all in the end (or you might at least escape your $%^& cage!).

91) If you are even somewhat religious, BECOME AN ATHEIST IMMEDIATELY! Otherwise, monsters will invariably seek you out, gloat in defiance of "your weak faith," and say mean things about your deity.

92) Whenever a strange weapon is presented (e.g. a harpoon gun, flare gun, can opener, etc.) TAKE IT! If you don't, the monster will, and sooner or later the weapon WILL BE USED! Better you use it then the monster.

93) If you find a lot of dead people running around making zombies out of the living, kill yourself IMMEDIATELY! There is no happiness to be found when you're being eaten alive.

94) A single monster can never be killed. Multiple monsters can never be driven to extinction. Therefore, try to get one kind to go after the other.

95) When you fight a monster use fire, electricity or acid whenever possible. Preferably use all of the above. And an atom bomb.

96) ALL atomic weapons cause normal creatures to grow huge and carnivorous. As do all chemical and germ weapons.

97) ALL genetic experiments will create humanoid mutants (whether or not human/primate DNA is used) with BIG teeth and claws, and a tough hide impervious to bullets. NEVER play God and try your hand at gene-splicing!

98) Always make eye shots whenever possible as all mosters ignore chest/limb attacks. If you hit the eye the monster will be blinded for a while (maybe ... and if you're reaaallly lucky... and if the creature even has any eyes to shoot in the first place).

#i needed this

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ezdiycrafts-blog · 5 years

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How To Twist Rubik's Snake 24 Wedges To Form A Peacock Shape Step By Step Tutorial Instructions | บิดรูบิคงู 24 ข้อเป็นนกยูง

A Rubik's Snake (also called as Rubik's Twist, Rubik's Transformable Snake, Rubik’s Snake Puzzle, Magic Snake Cube Twist Puzzle, Snake Magic Ruler) was invented by Ernő Rubik, better known as the inventor of the Rubik's Cube. It is a toy with 24 wedges that are right isosceles triangular prisms, which each can be turned 360 degrees around the face of the its adjacent triangle. The wedges are connected by spring bolts, so that they can't be separated.

Rubik's Snake was released for the first time in 1981 during the height of the Rubik’s Cube craze and was one of the most popular twisty puzzles to develop creative ability in the 1980s. It offers infinite possibilities of combination. You can twist it to form many shapes, figures and models such as cat, dog, bird, swan and so on.

In this video, I show you how to twist Rubik's Snake 24 wedges to form a peacock shape step by step.

Supply: Rubik's Snake 24 Wedges

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Massive Ask

I was tagged by @ysabelmystic

Rules: Tag 20 people

The Last:

1. Drink: Pepsi

2. Phone Call: From my mum

3. Text message: Talking with my sister when she needed help with an assignment

4. Song you listened to: Rap God by Eminem

5. Time you cried: I think…it was after the death in Justice League Dark.

Have you:

6. Dated someone twice: Not that I’m aware of

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Haven’t kissed anyone, mate

8. Been cheated on: Never

9. Lost someone special: A few. I’m still fighting for one in particular today

10. Been depressed: Often, for years and years and years

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Yes! But I’d never had that much to drink before at the time

List 3 Favourite Colours:

12. Black (I don’t care if you class it as a shade, it is found and used as a colour so it counts)

13. Royal purple

14. Dark blue

In the last year, have you…

15. Made new friends: Yes I have and my introverted ass is so happy about it!

16. Fallen out of love: Not in the last year, no

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes, and having it pointed out just made me laugh more

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Negatively or positively? Positively, not behind my back, but very recently I was negatively. Pissed me off, let me tell you.

19. Met someone who changed you: No

20. Kissed someone on your FB list: No…?

GENERAL

21. How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: If I had Facebook I’m sure I’d be able to answer that question

22. Do you have any pets: A dog and a cat. I might be getting a puppy and/or a new bird next year

23. Do you want to change your name: Yes and no. I use my birth name commonly but I’m not entirely comfortable with it.

24. What did you do for your last birthday: Ooo…it was a while ago now. I went to movies and bought some new Lego.

25. What time did you get up: Nine thirty, roundabout. I stayed in bed for a while because it’s been really cold lately

26. What were you doing at midnight last night: Binging a playthrough of Batman: The Telltale Series. I’ve never had much of an interest until recently with all the stuff I’ve heard about Puzzle Grandpa.

27. Name something you can’t wait for: The DCEU Batman movie we’re meant to be getting, as well as the rumoured animated adaption of The Long Halloween. I just really wanna see more Scarecrow.

28. When was the last time you saw your mom: A couple of days ago

29. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I really wish I was more organised, and motivated to do school-related stuff.

30. What are you listening to right now: Fall Out Boy, specifically Twin Skeletons

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t think so. I can’t remember exactly, but I don’t think so

32. Something that is getting on your nerves: People that keep asking or telling me about ‘my future’

33. Most visited website: Most likely Tumblr

34. Mole/s: Three, all forming a triangle on my stomach. At least I hope that’s what they are.

35. Mark/s: There’s a scar on the bottom of my foot from when I was little and I stepped on a broken photo frame

36. Childhood dream: I went from wanting to be a pop star to a vet to a writer for DC Comics

37. Hair colour: Just a regular brown

38. Long or short hair: Short, almost at my shoulders. I should probably get it cut now that I think about it

39. Do you have a crush on someone: Nobody non-fictional (otherwise, there’s a certain musical dork that everyone knows I’m in love with by now)

40. What do you like about yourself: I’m creative, and people find me funny

41. Piercings: Nothing but regular ear piercings

42. Blood type: I have absolutely no clue. I’m always told that it’s the same as my dad’s, but I don’t know what his is either.

43. Nicknames: A shortening of my birth name that’s used by close family, but I feel uncomfortable when other people use it. One of my friends also calls me Shoe.

44. Relationship status: Single

45. Zodiac: Capricorn

46. Pronouns: She/Her

47. Favourite TV show/s: Mom, Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, and Justice League Unlimited

48. Tattoos: None currently but I’ve been thinking of a couple I’d like to get

49. Right or left hand: Right

50. Surgery: I’ve been at the hospital for a number of reasons but I’ve never had actual surgery

51. Hair dyed a different colour: No, and I’d like to keep it that way for as long as possible, thank you very much

52. Sports: I’m not in any teams or anything, but I can play decently

53. Vacation: I’ve been to Phillip’s Island, which is near a beach and was absolutely fantastic. I plan to go overseas later this year, which I’m excited but also freaked out about.

54. Shoes: I don’t understand people who have dozens of pairs of shoes. I’m good with my old sneakers and a pair of thongs (flip-flops for those of you outside of Oz)

55. Eating: Reheated leftover pizza from lunch

56. Drinking: Just water.

57. I’m about to: Launch into my week off of school and use it to write fanfiction

58. Waiting for: Motivation and the opportunity to finish my enrolments for next year

59. Want: More frequent internet access and to finally play Overwatch

60. Get married: I doubt that’ll happen at any point. I don’t really see myself getting married

61. Career: I’ve been looking at a career in forensic science, but tbh I’m not a hundred per cent certain

WHICH IS BETTER:

62. Hugs or kisses: Hugs! Getting squished is so much more enjoyable, and they’re less complicated

63. Lips or eyes: Eyes can be so much more beautiful

64. Shorter or taller: Taller, even by just a small amount.

65. Older or younger: Probably older. All things considered I’d prefer close to my own age.

66. Nice arms or nice stomach: Hmm, I guess I’d say arms.

67. Sensitive or loud: Loud just like me!

68. Hook up or relationship: I’d prefer a relationship that I can count on.

69. Troublemaker or hesitant: The pot wants a troublemaker kettle

HAVE YOU EVER:

70. Kissed a stranger: Hell no.

71. Drank hard liquor: Nah

72. Lost glasses/contact lenses: No

73. Turned someone down: To my knowledge no one’s ever been interested, so no

74. Sex on the first date: Never. Third date minimum, and only if I’m interested in them in that way.

75. Broken someone’s heart: Nope

76. Had your heart broken: Never got serious enough for that

77. Been arrested: No.

78. Cried when someone died: Not when I first heard that they had died, but a while after I did

79. Fallen for a friend: Possibly? I don’t know if that’s what it really was

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

80. Yourself: Sometimes

81. Miracles: Yes

82. Love at first sight: I believe in attraction at first sight, but not love

83. Santa Claus: No

84. Kiss on the first date: Depends on the person and how the date went, but yes

OTHER:

85. Current best friend: I’ve got two that I’ve known for years, but I also consider @couldyounottalktomethanks a member of this category

86. Eye colour: Hazel/light brown

87. Favourite movie: The Road to El Dorado

Tagging: (I have no clue who’s done this already) @tessalovesozzy @perlethewitch @couldyounottalktomethanks @lawful-evil-novelist @themarchinghare @jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear @welcometovonwulfskimanor @hermannco @hugsforvillains @mortalorder @the-mexican-pineapple @yourfavoritehandsomenerd @takedasangel @sophiemoonlightuniverse @cjsfandoms @poltergeistprincesa @thekawaiikitty24 @little-elf-archer @c3powearsacroptop @lobsterquadriille

#Ask #thanks #this is from a few days ago #I think #but I don't wanna change it

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mundane-pleasures-are-best · 7 years

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Necessary Hindrance- XemAku Drabble

A nod to @lilystell

The redhead scratched the back of his head, trying not to scoff at the older male standing at his side, “Remind me again why I’m here and not Saix?”

The taller head turned and peered down at him, the judgmental stare he had become accustomed to in the Organization radiating from behind his cloak, “Number VII is reviewing our new castle for future occupants, and the others are on missions for scouting and reconnaissance- because you have firmly stated you are above such missions, here we stand.”

“And this is?”

“Think of it as -” we waved his hand towards the new world in front of them, “a necessary hindrance.”

“Me or the mission?”

Xemnas smiled at him, “Both.”

Axel rolled his eyes, “Flattered.”

He decided to blow off steam and snapped his fingers, the black tree igniting in flames as his Superior turned towards the new light and cocked his head to one side, perplexed and intrigued.

“I don’t recall saying we were to destroy the world upon arriving.”

“My bad.” Although Axel’s voice left one to wonder if he was truly capable of guilt, or remorse towards his leader.

“VIII?”

“Yeah?” Axel turned his head to look at the waning moon, squinting at how close it seemed and how his hood did nothing to illuminate the dark world they had entered.

“Does your flame usually turn blue and black?”

Axel’s head whipped around to the dead tree that Xemnas was standing beside in what he assumed was a puzzled expression, with the cloak he could not tell. The tree was now a strikingly bright blue flame with black patterns dancing within its depths. He pushed his hood back, hearing Xemnas make a sound of disapproval which was cut off by a loud intake of breath.

“What?” Confused, he scratched the back of his head again, frowning when his hands met a soft texture that resembled fur...

His hand jerked back and he grew pale, “What happened.” His voice came out in an accusing hiss, as Xemnas brought his hand up to his mouth and chuckled, disguising the rare sound as a cough.

“It seems this is another world where appearances can change to meet the world’s requirements, I will need to make adjustments on the cloak’s spells, but, I am curious.”

“Curious about what?” The lanky male made his way towards a small puddle of water that became evident under the moonlight. Hesitantly he peered in the water to see his reflection and drew back immediately. His face did not seem to have undergone any drastic change, his head.....

Two furred ears pricked up as he looked back at the reflection, their sharp triangles a familiar shade of red that matched his hair. Something slapped the inside of his legs, as he looked down at a plume of fluff that was an extra appendage.

“I’m curious what the fox says.”

Emerald eyes narrowed into slits as he focused a glare at the shadow of the elder’s cloak, “Fuck you.” The surrounding dry brush ignited in blue flames from the other’s supposed anger, but Xemnas appeared unmoved, as he approached the neophyte with a level tone.

“Calm yourself VIII, we are in a forest of dead wood, which ignites, do I need to explain what will happen if you continue to let your echoed memory of emotions guide your actions?”

The low hiss in the back of his throat died out as suddenly as it had appeared as his ears flicked backwards and he canceled out the flames with another snap of his fingers. Quickly and rudely he yanked the other’s hood back and felt much better about himself.

Orange eyes looked back at him skeptically, as the Flame Bearer’s vision was temporarily shadowed by two rounded cones decorated by wisps of silver fur sticking out that adorned his leader’s head.

“Cat got your tongue?”

The Superior frowned, those huge dishes tilting back then forward as he glared at him, “Your level of contempt for authority is astounding. If you continue I will reconsider my decision not to turn you into a dusk.”

Axel gave a firm nod and reached up to rub one of the ears, smirking when he heard a low purr and a firm shove on his chest as he started laughing. Xemnas reached up and touched the rim of his ears, frowning as he did so and Axel enjoyed watching Xemnas out of his element for once. He looked behind to see his tail twitching and wagging as he observed the other’s uncomfortable state of being. Xemnas did not seem to be suffering from an added appendage, instead he was trying to see the sensitivity of his newfound ears and was testing their durability. After a few more seconds of unbearable torture watching this, Axel cleared his throat with a sharp noise- almost a yelp and yell mixed together, which drew Xemnas back to the purpose of their presence.

“Sir? Maybe you should try doing something else besides touching yourself in the middle of a haunted forest with another man?”

The Superior of the In-Between looked at him slowly, before he remarked in a hollow tone, “A problem you’re familiar with all too well Axel. Perhaps the quick fox should rethink his affection for jumping on the lazy dog.”

The redhead blinked. His brain slowing as he tried to comprehend what had just happened.

Had Xemnas, the humorless, boring, and mocked leader of their dysfunctional trope- actually burned him? Him?

Xemnas smirked at him and gestured at the path ahead, “After you VIII.”

“Wow Superior, I’m surprised you are capable of making a joke, don’t you have to have a heart to do that?” He was confident he had argued the contemptuous man into a corner and had won the little spat.

The older male glanced at him quietly and Axel imagined a cat tail swishing side to side behind him as he replied oh so smugly, “No you just have to be smarter than the other person.”

#basically a good example of why they are fucked up and dysfunctional #xemaku #xemnas #axel #1/8 #kh #some kinky halloweentown shit beware

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