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yo-yo-yoshiko · 1 year
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Gotta love three phantom thieves on a revenge quest fighting their way through safe-toting weirdos every week. (also they're super sentai)
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thomine · 1 year
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TELL ME 5 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF!
(Let's try and pass this thing on) And after you finish, tag five different people just to tell them how much you appreciate them for being with you on this platform! <3
thank you @sarcasticqueerblob for the tag! decided to make my own post because the original post is long & my contributions will make it worse, HAHA.
i tag @paimonial-rage @mimi-cee-genshin @andromeda-nova-writing @pen-observing @dustofthedailylife (just nice. i only know 5 people on his hellsite AHDJSJDJSJKD. no pressure btw)
i can only write chronologically. by that i mean in the order the fic will be read. i've tried writing the middle or end before the beginning, but it didn’t click with me.
most of my works were written while i’m travelling. i love being alone for long train/bus rides because it’s the perfect pause to retreat to my inner world.
i started reading fanfics on wattpad in 2013. i don’t remember how i found reader inserts, but it’s wattpad. so… :P
i draw! it’s not great, but it’s something. now i just got to dip my toes into music production (e.g. lo-fi, instrumentals) and then i can take the first step to be the triple threat younger me always wanted to be for storytelling.
i started a tumblr in… early 2010s? unfortunately, i deactivated that account, which would have been an amazing time capsule. i wasn’t thinking much when i let it go.
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childrenofthesun77 · 5 months
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The professional translation isn't out yet, but from what I gathered it sounds like when mikuni was a small child lily saw how intelligent he was and decided to bet on him and make him the eve of the 9th servamp, believing that only an intelligent person could use the power of the count in a way that would lead to a peaceful world.
But adult mikuni looks so...tired? Compared to the bright child he was when lily decided to aquire the powers of the 9th servamp for him.
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Maybe mikuni could have grown into that intelligent and bright person lily envisioned as the leader of a peaceful world, but all the meddling lily did (that destroyed mikuni's family) has turned him into a person that's twisted.
Even if it turns out that mikuni is only going along with lily's plan for now to either stop him, use the count's power for something else or even to get revenge on lily for what he did to his mother, I can't help but remember the moment in the C3 arc when he caused kuro and mahiru to get seperated and then he lied to mahiru to get him to go further down in the collapsing headquarters, seemingly in an attempt to kill him.
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I can't really think of another motive mikuni could have had for doing this. He didn't want tsurugi to be saved, that was clearly a lie. Getting rid of touma also seems unlikely. The only thing that would have killed touma down there would have been falling debris, not mahiru. Even if touma had tried to help mahiru get out of the building instead of trying to kill him and that would have caused him to get crushed, surely mikuni could have come up with a more foolproof plan to kill touma than this.
And mahiru is a good person. He's misono's first friend. Unlike tsurugi mahiru has also never killed humans, which was one of the reasons he hated tsurugi. Even if mikuni found out about what makes mahiru special and deemed it so dangerous that he decided it was better if mahiru died, he doesn't look remorseful in the slightest for lying and sending a good kid to his very likely death.
Instead he looks downright insane and cruel. I don't care how intelligent he is, I doubt mikuni could create the peaceful world lily claims to want.
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tokudocu · 5 months
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BoonBoomGer Rumors.
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Apparently, the actor who portrayed Prince, Kiryuu Daigoro, Kawana Rintaro, will be returning to Super Sentai to portray BoonRed.
We'll also have only one female in this sentai team.
Apparently, Go-Onger and ToQger are going to have cameos in the same vein the Kyoryuger had a cameo in Kingohger.***
***It remains to be seen if we're going to see Shison Jun, Yoshizawa Ryusei and the rest of the "adult" ToQger cast or we'd be seeing the "kids" this time around as those kids are in their 20s now.
***Kid Mio and Kid Kagura were in Gokaiger's 10th Anniversary Movie
***Kid Hikari also played Kid/Teen Touma in Lupinranger vs Patranger
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chuuyrr · 2 years
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aaaa i love your scarlet witch series sm <3 how about scarlet witch!reader where she has kids and gojo spoils them rotten but still doesnt like how her s/o knocked her up
gojo's like "you??? did such things to my daughter??" but he's so lovely with the kids.
i'd like mikey as the s/o but thats up to you!
how gojo is to scarlet witch! fushiguro! reader and mikey's children
jujutsu kaisen x reader x tokyo revengers
masterlist of the series
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╰➤ CW(s): possible spoilers for jujutsu kaisen and tokyo revengers, major themes of fluff, dad! gojo and husband! mikey content
╰➤ PAIRING(s): sano manjiro x reader, dad! gojo satoru x reader, platonic! jujutsu kaisen x reader, platonic! tokyo revengers x reader
aww, thanks dear anon! i'm glad that you love the series, i love this series too. plus, this request is so cute omg mikey deserves a happy ending like this ngl :( enjoy reading ♡
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"mama! papa! ji-chan's here!"
"satomi! touma! no running on the stairs!"
years had passed since you and mikey became boyfriend and girlfriend, but as soon as you both graduated and fulfilled your dream jobs, it didn't take long for you two to tie the knot and start a family of your own. gojo was delighted for you; not only had he fulfilled toji's promise to look after you, but you were now an adult. you had grown into a strong and beautiful woman, and it made him happy to see you happy with your very own café and mikey. however, you leaving the nest was still difficult for him, especially since you now have children on your own.
it was a sunny afternoon, and you were making lunch in the kitchen, chopping garlic and lemon while sizzling up some steak with your chaos magic, when you heard a knock at the door. you immediately left and dashed towards the living room to make sure your twins didn't trip or anything as they dashed from the second floor, and you were relieved to see them unharmed as they excitedly opened the door with your husband.
"tomi! touma!"
as soon as the door swung open, gojo scooped up the [color]-haired girl and raven-haired boy in his arms, nuzzling each of their faces with his nose, causing them to giggle.
he absolutely loved the twins, satomi and touma. in fact, gojo can't help but spoil them as much as he did you when you were a baby! the twins could say the same about their grandpa. satomi and touma were always excited to see gojo. they would constantly ask when he was visiting or how he was, apart from them asking about curses, delinquent and chaos magic stuff.
you joined mikey who draped an arm around your waist lovingly as the two of you watched the twins fond over their beloved grandpa.
"how are my favorite kids, huh?" gojo asked, plopping them down and ruffling their hair. "god, look at you two! you two have grown so much!" he said softly. "you two better not be troubling your mom and dad."
"nuh-uh, we helped mama and papa!" satomi exclaimed, placing both her hands on her hips proudly.
"we helped folding the clothes earlier, and tomi and i helped sweep the floor too!" touma nodded in agreement with his sister before adding.
"that's good to hear. since you two have been good, I brought some kikufuku mochi from sendai! ta-dah!" gojo pulled out a paperbag, showing your twins the sweets he bought, making them jump up and down with delight.
"dad! don't feed tomi and touma mochi, we haven't had lunch yet," you sighed as you watched gojo hand each of them a mochi to eat. "you spoil my babies too much! you fed them red velvet brownies before supper the last time you were here."
"oh, come on! just for today," gojo shrugged before sauntering over to you and mikey and engulfing you both in his embrace. "how are you two doing? it's been a while," he asked, patting your backs before kissing the top of your head, prompting you to smile and giggle.
"we've been well, thank you, father." mikey returned gojo's smile as you and him pulled away.
"i was making lunch when you arrived," you explained briefly, smiling as you folded your arms across your chest. "on that note, i need to get back to the kitchen; i'll be right back!"
"mama! touma-nii and I will help!" satomi followed you, her twin brother close behind.
"alright, alright! you two bring the mochi ji-chan gave you two to the fridge. no more eating, okay?" you gently reprimanded your children, who nodded in understanding. "okay, mama!"
"good, you two can help mama set up the dining table," you smiled as they trailed after you in the kitchen to get the eating utensils to set at the dining room.
with that, you returned to your cooking. mikey was then left in the living room with gojo. your husband immediately offered gojo a seat, which he accepted, and as soon as he sat, he couldn't help but sigh.
"but i still can't believe you did such things to my daughter."
gojo's face took on a funny pouty expression as he stared at mikey, who sweatdropped and stifled a nervous fit of laughter in response. "haha.."
"but that's okay. kikufuku isn't a baby anymore. she's a grown-woman. as long as [name] is happy, then I'm happy too," gojo said, shaking his head, his face deepening into a genuine smile. "i'm sorry if i was strict on you in the past, mikey, because you know, you were a literal delinquent; the leader of toman and all back in the day."
"it's all good, really. it must have been difficult raising [name] all on your own, knowing she's the scarlet witch. you were just looking after her and i admire you a lot for that, father." mikey took a seat next to gojo, who draped an arm around his shoulder, "my promise to her still remains the same. i will always love and protect your daughter, as well as what we've built together. i still am and will always be grateful that you gave me the chance with [name]."
"i know, i know." gojo stifled a small fit of laughter, "i trust you, mikey. thank you too."
"mama! papa and ji-chan are being emotional together again!" touma yelled from the dining room, causing gojo and mikey to lift their heads to see a black-haired boy and [color]-haired girl giggling mischievously from the open door frame.
"touma! tomi! leave your papa and ji-chan be!" you laughed from the kitchen as you twitched and interlocked your fingers to plate the food with your chaos magic.
"you little rascals, come here!"
gojo jumped up from the sofa and ran after satomi and touma, who let out a shriek before scrambling back into the dining room, laughing.
"run, tomi! run!" touma took hold of his twin sister as they dashed off. "ji-chan's on our tail!"
"right after you touma-nii!" satomi giggled.
everything was livelier in the sano household whenever gojo came to visit you and your family. satomi and touma were especially clingy and playful around their grandfather, and you couldn't help but smile as you intertwined your hands with mikey. seeing satomi and touma with gojo reminded you a lot of your younger self in his presence. your dad had always had a soft spot for children, which is why he remained a teacher at jujutsu tech even though he could be the principal of the tokyo school at this point.
"dad, tomi, touma! that's quite enough, let's eat lunch together. the food will get cold!"
"okay, mama! we'll stop!"
"yipee! mama made steak!"
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(fun fact: the name satomi came from satoru and mikey. as for touma, it's kind of a reference for toman whilest also coming from -to and -man of toji and mikey's real name; manjiro.)
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crabboytahomaru · 1 year
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4am zool thoughts (not just Tora I promise)
Torao probs slept with people so much bc he was lacking in proper human connection and love and tried to satisfy it that way
He's used to having women hang off his arm, but now it's a 17yr old high school student whose rambling about the latest stupid thing his classmate did
He's used to taking people on classy dates in high end restaurants
He goes with minami to a local restaurant and watches mina happily scarf down like 5 bowls of ramen.
He foots the bill, as a gentleman does, but then mina nudges him and asks him, am I not a gentleman too? And so they take turns every time to pay for each other.
Instead of spending his nights in the embrace of a woman, they're all at toumas house watching one of minas horror movies.
'haru, are you scared? It's alright if you are, it's meant to be scary' touma would tell haru kindly and haru would reply: 'W-Who said I was scared!?', curling up closer to touma regardless.
Tora would mention to mina how cute he was as a child, to which mina would tease and say aren't I just as charming now?
He has his precious people now, he doesn't mind being used by them
He'd take them to amusement parks and buy haru the merch. He remembers one time where haru placed Minnie mouse ears on top of toumas head, claiming that it suit him.
Using fast passes, haru practically dragged them to every ride there, mina being the only person who could sit with him on every one. Touma got exhausted after the first 3 in a row (and to his credit, tried to stay with haru as long as possible) and Tora amicably sat out on every ride that haru would let him (oh my, do we have a scaredy cat on our hands? Mina would always tease)
When haru slapped his report card on the table in minas house, his chest puffed out proudly at his rising grades, Touma couldn't help but ruffle the kids hair affectionately. Haru blushed and announced he didn't need such childish gestures, but everyone knew how happy he was to be praised.
Sometimes haru would walk into their practice room, hair all disheveled due to pulling an all nighter for a test - which he did revise for properly by the way, mina would have killed him otherwise, he just wanted to double check the content.
Mina, sitting on the floor, would gesture for haru to sit in front of him and would comb through his hair, insisting that idols needed to stay presentable at all times.
Haru would be little apprehensive at first, not wanting it to hurt, but mina was gentle, taking his time with any knots.
Sometimes, after watching some of minas horror movies, haru would get just a little bit scared and would have mina read aloud to him whatever book he was reading at the time to lull him to sleep.
Zool, when sleeping over at a members house, would get out futons for each member, but half the time they never get used. Most of the time they'd pile into the members bed.
Whenever there's the possibility of sleeping over, more often than not it's toras house that's suggested first, solely bc his bed is massive enough it could probably fit 4 adult men no problem.
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nitunio · 3 months
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i keep thinking about idolish7 AUs!!!
What if Tsumugi chose three idols out of the initial seven? there's individual strengths to all, but there isn't much room for seven now is there?
EXTREMELY LONG POST ABOUT IDOLISH3 UNDER THE CUT (cw: source-typical drama and violence)
Sougo, Riku (center) and Yamato are chosen to be the IDOLiSH★TRiO
-- Mitsuki stops pursuing an idol career for a prolonged period of time, Iori is there to support him while calculating which strategies can be made to make his brother more appealing.
-- Tamaki doesn't bother with rejection, instead trying for other agencies. might do tiktok/musically to reach out to his sister
-- Nagi is upset, but is keen on staying at TakanashiPro - he's their new PR manager (and of course song provider)
i3 doesn't fumble concerts and gets to debut with an already released song (yeah trigger's songwriter steals "let's summer" in this au too)
i3 and trigger still hang out together, although its more awkward -- ryuu, sougo and yamato go drinking while riku is at tenn and gaku's (the only responsible sober adult) mercy. tenn is persistent on riku quitting.
re:vale is re:vale but momo's singing issue doesn't get resolved (yamato sincerely doesn't want to help re:vale. and so far hasn't really emotionally opened up about his feelings since all he does is drinks to blackout and neither him nor sougo remember what he was talking about. he's just an idol out of spite without anything attached)
-- somewhere at this point tamaki finds his sister and starts trailing her to see that tenn knows about her too much
momo and yuki mutually agree that they cannot continue -- banri reappears and agrees to OkazakiPro's contract, the new old re:vale is back (probably renamed too?). the zero arena opening concert gets framed as momoyuki re:vale's farewell to each other (they don't push back on ZERO's threats either, the whole thing's theme is "reminiscence" and "letting go" hence Re:vale singing Dis one and Dis banding (i'm so sorry for this pun. or should i say Dis p-), and letting new idols build on what momoyuki and ZERO made)
-- that being said yuki and banri coming back is framed as "the phoenix rising" and they probably have a song about that too.
Momo still gets spots in dramas and ads though less frequently. He prefers spending time networking and not thinking about singing. He meets Ryou at one of the events and the two share the sorrows (Momo has a tiny bit of bitterness about the Re:vale situation but their agreement to disband was mutual, his time was up, and he still loved Yuki. He confided in Ryou for the lack of a better listener and Ryou went with that bitterness and cranked it up to a 100)
-- riku actually gets better since he's always attended to by sougo and he is having fun with his time as an idol. his relationship with tenn also starts getting better, the two hang out frequently (and heavily disguised).
-- sougo and yamato have tension between each other because they keep trying to open up each other to make the group dynamics lighter but none are willing to share their emotions
Ryou tells Momo about his plan to form ZOOL. the members are -- Minami, Haruka, Touma and Mitsuki (Iori shoehorns himself in as Mitsuki's "personal manager", offers Ryou PR assistance to which he refuses and bans Iori from entering TsukumoPro)
-- momo gets more and more fueled by hate since ryou just doesn't stop generously salting his wounds while simultaneously comforting him
-- at some point here gaku confesses to tsumugi and she rejects. gaku turns his platonic love towards teammates and never pursues tsumugi again.
-- also at one of the hang outs TRG/i3 had gaku + sougo + yuki had a talk about making music and felt inspired. the motivation was to "have a great collab some time later"
ZOOL doesn't choose a target for elimination yet, Momo half-heartedly suggests Re:vale, Minami agrees, Mitsuki goes for i3 and Touma just shrugs and repeats Mitsuki, while Haruka alone vouches against TRIGGER
Mitsuki discovers his powers as MC and uses them to disrupt TRIGGER, Re:vale and i3 shows, instead turning attention to ZOOL and himself, sometimes barely dropping hints at all the dirt Ryou could dig up on idols. he is beloved on the internet as the rebel who's not afraid to talk despite how harmless he looks
- mitsuki has a falling off with his brother since iori is alarmed by the sudden personality change and keeps telling him about long-term consequences of so much negativity, while mitsuki doesn't understand why his brother just won't support him after going so long about helping him. mitsuki shares an apartment with touma. iori still attends ZOOL concerts, wishing to talk to his brother again.
-- nagi deals with bad press and all the stuff that happens to undermine i3
-- haruka teams up with tamaki to "free" aya from kujo. tamaki has a good following on tiktok/musically from his dance videos.
-- banri and yuki get married
---- ryou keeps getting momo new gigs to distract him from re:vale bc most idols are busy dealing with the allegations.
------ there's "unrequited love" thing going on between ryou (ready to ""love"" momo and idolize him) and momo (who is not interested in anyone after a heartbreak)
ZOOL distract TRIGGER, Haruka gets Tamaki backstage after B/W and he singles out / corners (while Haruka stands on lookout) Tenn who says he can't help them with anything. His smug aura gets on Tamaki's nerves and he tackles him to the ground and punches his face -> both escape the scene immediately, Tenn is put in ER, Ryou erases all the traces of ZOOL involvement in the incident, framing it as Gaku going out of control on Tenn.
Aya gets to the ER and gets spotted by media. Fans are raving about Tenn's "sister", some speculate that she looks exactly like Tamaki. Tamaki starts planning his recording to drag Kujo down.
Kujo "saves" Tenn from YaotomePro, forcing TRIGGER to disband. Tenn refuses plastic surgery to "repair the damages" and starts performing solo as the new ZERO (the costume is covering his unhealed injuries while he performs).
Tamaki gets invited to Kujo's residence and they negotiate to keep Kujo's name clean. Aya now lives with Tamaki.
Ryuu and Gaku get fired as punishment (and to save yaopro from getting bad press because oh! mitsuki is already covering the latest news about gaku not being a "cold handsome man" and ryuu being a violence enabler). They move in together and try asking for help.
-- unfortunately tenn is always forced to testify against TRG, as per kujo's order.
-- riku refuses to help TRG bc he believes what tenn says, yamato offers ryuu contacts to try for drama gigs and comforts him. sougo chooses to stay with riku since the latter has been having constant attacks after hearing the news.
Momo prepares to attack new old Re:vale by coming to the public with the "real reason he didn't want to work with Yuki anymore". Ryou writes a whole speech and "stage directions" for the sentimental video that spotlights "how much of a jerk Yuki really is".
i shall not continue. i wanted to write about
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minaramen · 2 years
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Thanks for the 7th Anniversary - Part 2: Cosplay stamp rally
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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7
*Cut to a hallway*
Staff: Hello
Minami: Good morning
Torao: ……
Minami: What happened, Midou san? Is that a memo?
Torao: The model we performed with gave me her contact details
Minami: Aah, I see. Good for you
Torao:.......
Minami: Why do you look so depressed? I would have expected you to say something like “mpf, well, it can't be helped"
Torao: I used to think it was hard to be a popular man, but lately I’ve started having some doubts about that
Minami: For example?
Torao: I mean, on the contrary, it makes me look like a super easy man
Minami: That it does
Torao: If you want to get close to somebody you should just face them and say you want to exchange contacts. Direct and honest
Torao: At least, that’s the kind of people who approach Touma. Although he seems to think they give him their contacts for business purposes
Minami: Inumaru san’s lack of knowledge about people from the entertainment ended up being a boon
Torao: Yeah
Minami: And still, he was a celebrity among other celebrities competing in Black or White. He joined the contest twice with different groups
Torao: How about you, Minami? Have you ever received the contact details of somebody you barely knew?
Minami: It happened several times before I traveled abroad. Now, not anymore
Torao: As I thought. The difficulty level required to reach you is too high, now. I would immediately give up
Minami: I suppose there’s something good in becoming an adult
Momo: Ah, Minami and Torao! Hello!
Yuki: Good morning
Minami: Ah, Re-vale san. Good morning
Torao: Good morning
Momo: What's with the long faces? Are you reconsidering your talk or what?
Minami: We were just checking our difficulty levels
Minami: Do you normally receive contact details from strangers, Momo san?
Momo: Contact details? Not really? I only accept things like that after a good talk with the person!
Minami: How about you, Yuki san?
Yuki: Pretty often, actually
Torao: Aah….
Yuki: Mh? Why did you say “aah”?
Torao: It was an “aah” to say “as expected”
Yuki: And what do you mean by “as expected”?
Momo: Darling!! You’re back-stabbing Momo chan without him even knowing! I’m jealous!
Yuki: Fufu. It’s hard to be a popular man
Torao: Aah…
Yuki: Could you please stop saying “aah”...
*Pin pin*
Yuki: Oh, that’s strange. Chiba Shizuo san is messaging me
Momo: Chiba Shizuo san?
Yuki: Yes. “It’s pretty sudden, but shall we go cruising together?”
Yuki: I don’t see why…. What’s going on, I wonder?
*Pin pin*
Minami: Ah….Shiba Shizuo san is messaging me as well.
Torao: What did he say?
Minami: “It’s pretty sudden, but shall we go play golf abroad together?”
Yuki: Do you often do things together?
Minami: No, it’s my first time being asked
Momo: Maybe you both got spammed?
Minami: The content is a little different
Torao: He must feel lonely. Showing such willingness to use money to dispel his gloom
Momo: That’s what rich people do! I understand rich people's feelings pretty well!
Yuki: Chiba Shizuo san is not somebody who would blow his money like this. Dispelling his gloom…
Yuki: Doesn't sound right
Minami: Maybe he argued with Nikaido san?
Yuki: Most likely
Yuki: Since it was announced that Yamato kun will act in Mikatsuki Ookami, there’s been a weird tension in the air
Minami: Maybe, due to the fact he had an argument with Nikaido san, he’s trying to comfort his broken heart by spending time with us, who are the same age as his son
Yuki: Ah, that must be it. That’s pretty annoying, I’ll just forward the message to Yamato kun
Momo: Wait, wait! You’re going to make things even more complicated, if you do that! We’re not even sure whether they had a fight!
Yuki: Let’s ask, then. “Did you fight with Yamato kun?
*Pin pin*
Yuki: He did
Torao: How docile, the internationally famous Chiba san…
Momo: Okay, well, what if we ask Chiba san to come to the Nanahoshi school festival? 
Yuki: Ah, yeah. Idolish7 will be there as well, since they’re going to perform
Minami: Are you going to the Nanahoshi school festival?
Momo: Yes! Since it’s a school connected to the entertainment world, it’s totally fine for famous people to go!
Momo: I think it should be fine if Chiba san comes as well. Then, we could mediate for him with Yamato
Yuki: You’re so kind, Momo. You make it difficult to imagine there was a time when you were angry with Chiba Shizuo san
Momo: I’m not doing it for him, I’m worried about Yamato! His careless nature reminds me of mine, I can’t let him down
Yuki: Ah
Minami: We’re planning to go to the Nanahoshi school festival as well
Torao: Yes, since Haruka attends the school
Momo: Ah, I see! He’s in the high school trio together with Iori and Tamaki! How cute!
Minami: However, Isumi san doesn't want us to go
Yuki: Why?
Torao: Apparently, he feel embarrassed because of some kind of class project
Momo: Is it something involving Iori and Tamaki as well?
Yuki: Maybe they’re dressing up as women?
Minami: There’s no shame in dressing up as women, nowadays
Torao: They may feel embarrassed, and then end up being unexpectedly good looking
Momo: Must be so cute! I can’t wait!
*Cut to Kujo’s house*
Haruka: Excuse me
Touma: Excuse me
Aya: Welcome! Haru chan, master!
Touma: Master, what…? I’m not a master, I’m really really really really average
Aya: Haru chan told me that you’re super good at making okonomiyaki!
Haruka: You told me you wanted to learn how to make them
Touma: I can teach you, but keep in mind that my okonomiyaki is really really really really normal 
Touma: Nothing more than “aah, so that’s the way I can make okonomiyaki at home”
Aya: It’s okay! I’ll put all of myself in learning that, so please teach me!
Haruka: Apparently, Kujo asked for some okonomiyaki with udon. I remember you prepared us something like that before, Touma
Touma: I always put chinese noodles in there. Your grandma doesn’t, right, Haru?
Aya: I want to learn how to make ramen and put an okonomiyaki on it, and then a fried egg on the okonomiyaki!
Haruka: How many things do you want to put on the plate? Did Kujo really ask for something like that?
Aya: He really did! He also said it was cute!
Haruka: Cute?
Aya: After a business trip to Hiroshima, he also bought an okonomiyaki keyholder! Look!
Haruka: Ah, it’s true…he should go for something cuter when he buys souveirs for a girl…
Aya: I do think it’s cute!
Haruka: Really?
Touma: Is a fried egg cute, by the way? Well, let’s try to do that…
Aya: Wah!! Thank you so so much!! I’ve already made the sauce myself, so we don’t need to…
Haruka: Wait wait wait…! I thought the okonomiyaki sauce was a crucial thing…!
Aya: I want to show some originality!
Haruka: We need to make plain flavor first! By the way, is he home?
Aya: He is! Want me to call him?
Haruka: Ah, no…!
Aya: Tenn nii chan!
*Door opens*
Tenn: Hello
Haruka: Ah… hello…
Touma: Hello! Our Haru really cares about your little sister
Tenn: Thank you, I’m glad you get along with Aya
Touma: You're having okonomiyaki, right?
Tenn: I’ll try some. Are you good at making it?
Touma: I’m not. I’ve made it sometimes but it’s just average. I’d dare to say the flavor is not terrible, tough
Tenn: I look forward to it. Also… you take care of Riku as well
Touma: It’s not biggie. He’s a good guy, I can’t leave him
Tenn: He told me you’re a good person, Inumaru Touma. Thank you
Touma: Ahah! Oh, stop! I don’t need to be thanked for…
Haruka: Wait!
Touma: What happened, Haru?
Haruka: I didn’t know you and Kujo were on such good terms!
Touma: Well, he’s Riku’s brother…
Tenn: He often takes care of Riku…
Haruka: But you're more connected with me! And still, you’re always super cold with me and best buddies with Touma?!
Tenn: I don't have the impression I’m being cold with you
Touma: Y’know, Haru always puts you on a pedestal
Haruka: Whaat?! That’s…definitely not true…
Tenn: I know it's not true. I understand why you don’t like me. It’s because I make you think about what Kujo san did to you
Haruka:.....
Tenn: Make yourselves at home, okay? Aya, call me if you need anything
Aya: Thank you, Tenn nii chan!
Haruka: Still…it’s not that I don’t like him…
Touma: Haru?
Haruka: No, it doesn't matter. Can I help you with something, Acchan?
Aya: Can you bring me the electric grill?
Haruka: Yes
Touma: I’ll cut the cabbage. May I wash my hands, first…?
Aya: Ah, the hand soap is here! By the way, Haru chan, will you join the school festival?
Haruka: You know about it, Acchan?!
Aya: Tamaki nii chan asked Tsunashi san to go. I was invited as well
Haruka: So, are you going to come?! Don’t come!!
Aya: Why?!
Touma: He’s been repeating the same thing for a while. “Don’t come to the school festival!”
Haruka: It’s awkward. I thought we had a different concept, as a group!
Touma: I think we've gotten more comfortable with these kinds of things, lately. Also, I promised your grandma to take pictures
Haruka: Pictures?! What the heck…
Aya: Haru chan, what are you going to do at the school festival?
Haruka:....cosplay stamp rally
Aya: Cosplay stamp rally?
Haruka: You need to find guys in cosplay and get a stamp from them. If you get ten, you receive a souvenir
Touma: Sounds interesting. What cosplay are you going to do?
Haruka: It’s a secret. I will never show you
Touma: But then I won’t be able to collect stamps!
Haruka: Do you need the souvenir that much?! If you guys come, I’ll hide!
Aya: Is it such an embarrassing dress?
Touma: A bunny girl
Aya: An old drunkard
Haruka: No and no
Touma: A feudal lord
Aya: A full body suit
Haruka: No and no
Touma: It doesn't seem that embarrassing… Okay, if you were asked to compare your costume to somebody from ŹOOĻ, who would you choose?
Haruka: You.
Touma: Me?! Do I look that bad?
Aya: You don’t look bad, Touma san
Touma: Really? But I think my eyes have an unpleasant glare…
Aya: It’s kind, actually! And you’re also amazing at julienne strips!
Touma: How cute…I want a little sister like this too
Haruka: Aaah…the school festival….it really sucks…
*Cut to Tsukumo building*
Ryo:....
Ryo:....everything is perfect. The drawers are empty, the desk is empty
Ryo: It looks fun, doesn't it? A whole agitated world. But it’s okay, I'll take care of the rest. 
Ryo: Ah, that’s…
Ryo: That’s the document that proves that Riku and Tenn, from Trigger, are twins…
Ryo: Were it to be publicity released, it would create a big mess
Ryo: Mpf…I'm done with that. Let’s take care of it. The shredder…
Ryo: That Shirou guy put away the shredder as well? What am I supposed to do with this, now?
Ryo: It would taste bad, just throwing it away. I need to properly get rid of it
Ryo: Shall I burn it? It’s good for me to act like a lovely guy, for once!
Ryo: But, where shall I burn it? Let’s see…
Ryo: A temple? There is often a bonfire there. I think I’ll go on the next rest day…
Ryo: I’ll harmlessly go out with Riku and Tenn’s birth secret in my hands
*Cut to North Meir Royal Palace*
Seth: <Well, I was able to complete my duties without any delay today as well. I wonder if Nagi's alright…>
Seth: <The other day, during our call, Japan's summer heat looked terrible…>
Seth: <It would be difficult even for me to wrap some of North Meir’s cold breeze in a ribbon and send it to him…>
Thorvald: <Your Highness Seth>
Seth: <What’s going on, Thorvald?>
Thorvald: <A person from Hotel Midou gave me this>
Seth: <What is it…a letter? Who wrote it?>
Thorvald: <Sakura Haruki>
Seth: <The dead Japanese pianist? Who’s the addressee?>
Thorvald: <It’s for Nagi. I think Your Highness Seth may have forgotten, but…>
Thorvald: <The staff member from hotel Midou who got this letter from Sakura Haruki contacted the royal family, and Your Highness asked me to dispose of the problem… >
Seth: < ....... >
Thorvald: <I was reluctant to throw it away, so it’s been in my possession ever since>
Seth: <It’s the letter Sakura Haruki wrote Nagi while he was receiving medical treatment at the hotel…>
Thorvald: <Exactly. I thought of giving it to His Highness Nagi, but…>
Thorvald: <I was worried he may have gotten angry if he'd known that the letter was about to be destroyed without him even knowing>
Thorvald: <I was afraid it might cause a fatal, definitive crack between two people who just got over a conflicted relationship…>
Seth:  < ...Did you see the contents of the letter?>
Thorvald: <I didn’t open it. His Highness Nagi would notice if the letter had been opened>
Seth: <The fact that Sakura Haruki was imprisoned is pure reality. If he wrote complains and increscius things about me, Nagi would mistrust me>
Thorvald: <Probably, yes
Seth: <We need to continue loving each other, it’s in the best interest of North Meir as well>
Seth: <I’ll pretend I never saw that letter and get rid of it>
Thorvald: <Your Highness Seth…>
Seth: <Don’t look at me like that, I know what you're thinking! However, Nagi would definitely get angry…>
Seth: <If I act carelessly, I’ll just end up making the whole situation even more miserable. It’s better to bury everything in the darkness>
Seth: <I never saw that letter>
Thorvald: < ...understood>
Seth: < ….aren’t you going to stop me?>
Thorvald: <The authority and welfare of the Royal Family is more important to me>
Thorvald: <I am not willing to see the two of you going back to a conflicted relationship, just to protect a dead man’s honor>
Thorvald: < Since Your Highness Seth told me to get rid of it, I’ll do it right away. As Your Highness wishes>
Seth: < .......>
Thorvald: <So, with Your permission…>
Seth: <Wait! Forget wait I said. Nagi will have the letter>
Thorvald: <Your Highness Seth…that’s a wonderful, brave, just decision. You’re the pride of North Meir>
Seth: <However, I have a request. I want to be the one who gives the letter to Nagi>
Seth: <Nagi will probably question me. His blood will boil with indignation against me. So, in order not to make the situation spin out of control, I want to be close to him to properly apologize>
Thorvald: <You have a wonderful heart. I am so impressed I can’t find the words>
Thorvald: <So, the letter will be kept in the Royal Palace until Prince Nagi is back…>
Seth: <No, I feel like the content may be urgent>
Seth: <In that case, his resentment towards me will double. I need to give him the letter as soon as possible>
Thorvald: <You’re saying that…You’re planning to go to Japan? When?>
Seth: <This weekend>
Thovald: <I can't organize the trip in such a short time!>
Seth: <Adjust the schedule, then>
Thorvald: <But…ah…I wonder if I can… I'm off to make preparations >
Seth: <Yes>
*Door closes*
Seth:  <Nagi…I’m afraid you’ll scold me…however, thanks to this letter, I’ll get to meet you after a long time>
Seth: <I wonder if you’re doing well… >
End of part 2
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kits-shrine · 8 months
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"The creaky old bones club, I take it?" Tony teased as he happily took the offered hand.
Ziz once again had to bite her lip at Tum's chosen way of pronouncing fox. And little Roko tilted his fuzzy head, confused as to the other little one's displeasure, so he did the only logical thing and licked the finger pointed at him.
"I do not creak." Tamashii snorted before pulling Tony up "I clatter." he shook his hands, bones indeed clattering a bit.
The other adults were likewise muffling smiles as Touma huffed and dropped to all fours in the snow. He was clearly trying to shift without success and not happy about it. Kit knelt down next to them patting his back "It's ok sweetheart, everyone's just a little different." privately she worried if he would ever be able to truly shift.
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ahoge-fish · 2 years
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BEFORE YOU READ, this is spoiler free. I discovered The Witcher because a friend of mine told me to watch the netflix series. So I did, but later on I discovered that in the series a lot changes, so now I'm looking forward to watch the gameplay of the 3 games and probably read the books too! And to make the stories for all the Crusaders, I did a lot of researches that took me like 3 whole days XD So basically if there are some incorrects statements, it's because I don't know a lot. Feel free to correct me if you want! Now, you can click the "read more" button ;) Enjoy!
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Jotaro from Daevon
Jotaro was only a child when he, the baker Holly and the bard Sadao were at the Blue Mountains trying to return to their home in Daevon.
They had taken a break from the long walk, but Jotaro was a very curious child and so he decided to explore the area a bit.
The thick snow and the strong wind increased by the minutes, not making him realize that he strayed too far from his parents, getting lost.
He kept walking to find them, until he lost his strength and fell to the ground. He woke up in an unknown place, surrounded by some adults and other children of his own age.
That place was Kaer Morhen, one of the places where Witchers were mutated and trained. As he regained consciousness, he heard the adults say absurd things: they were assuming that his parents had abandoned him or if they were looking for him they would've died because of the sudden heavy storm.
Once fully recovered, Jotaro said that he was from Daevon and that he was lost, that his parents were sure looking for him. The storm was too strong to go looking for them, so they decided to do it once it calmed down. But when they did, they found no one either at the mountains or in Daevon.
By now Jotaro was considered to be an orphan, and therefore became one of the people that saved him, a Witcher, growing up and training to kill monsters around the continent. Since then, Jotaro has never visited Daevon because of the pain of the loss of his parents.
Alexandra from Blaviken
Alexandra is the daughter of the merchant Michael of Blaviken and his housewife Isabella. The night of her birth was one of the many nights Michael and Isabella quarreled, leaving the woman alone at home while the man was hanging around all night doing who knows what.
This time, however, it was the last time to all of this.
That same night happened that there was also an eclipse, making the newborn baby become "cursed by the Black Sun". Michael was one of the strong supporters of this curse, so Isabella knew that if he knew of her birth he would've immediately have the child imprisoned, so she decided to escape, letting only her best friend know of her disappearance.
She found herself wandering in the vicinity of the Buina River when she saw a house, and decided to try to enter in it. Inside was the carpenter Touma who, seeing that she had a baby girl in her arms, didn't hesitate to let her in. Isabella started living in that house and the two fell in love, growing Alexandra together and never returning to Blaviken.
In 17 years Michael had some affairs with several women, including Isabella's widowed best friend, who accidentally mentioned the birth of his daughter during the Black Sun.
Michael threatened to kill her if she didn't tell him where Isabella had gone, and so the scared woman told him everything. Michael decided to pay a bunch of men to get some help, and some time after they found a house on the banks of the Buina River.
They tried to break in, only giving Alexandra time to hide. Once inside, Michael threatened to burn the house down with them inside if they didn't give him his daughter, so Alexandra came out and gave herself to him and his men only to be locked up in a tower. After Alexandra was taken away, the couple's possessions were stolen, causing them to fall into poverty.
How Jotaro and Alexandra met
Two months passed from the imprisonment of Alexandra, now thought dead by her mother and stepfather.
Touma had heard of a kikimora wandering in a nearby swamp and that anyone who killed it would've earned some money. So he decided to carry out this very dangerous mission, ending up badly injured.
He was saved by a man in black armor, killing the kikimora and taking its head. The man put Touma on his horse, also black, and had themselves taken to the house of the wounded man.
Isabella let him in and immediately began to heal her lover's wounds. After that, Isabella also took care of the man who saved Touma's life, exchanging a few words in the meantime. The man said his name was Jotaro and that he was nearby for the same reason as Touma, but now knowing that they were in a bad economic condition he decided to withdraw the money and then give it to the couple.
Isabella and Touma were grateful for his compassion and courage and wanted to repay him with something, but having practically nothing they proposed to him to accept the Law of Surprise.
Jotaro hesitated at first but when he finally agreed, his surprise immediately came bursting from the door. It was Alexandra, wounded and out of breath, who had managed to escape from the tower and the tortures.
Isabella and Touma couldn't believe their eyes, not expecting such an arrival. After a lot of tears of joy, they realized that Alexandra was now destined to leave with Jotaro. Staying with him would have been safer anyway, since not too late the tower guards would've noticed Alexandra's disappearance, and so the next day the two set off on horseback away from Blaviken.
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The group formed after about two years from Alexandra and Jotaro's first meeting.
Joseph from Beauclair
Joseph is a famous winemaker in Toussaint, married to the weaver Suzi Q. and they had gone to visit someone at Daevon.
They were riding their horses when they saw in the distance a black horse with on the back a man in a black armor and a young woman with long, dark red hair going in the same direction as they were.
Joseph continued to stare at the man, who, bewildered, accelerated the horse's pace. Before he could leave though, Joseph stopped the man to get a better look at him. His turquoise eyes and thick black hair made him feel like a bond between them had grown tighter.
Joseph asked him if by any chance he had a star-shaped birthmark at the base of his neck, to which Jotaro said yes. Joseph could not believe it, because Jotaro was his grandson that went missing about 22 years ago at the Blue Mountains.
As Jotaro tried to remember who he was, Joseph pulled his horse close to his and hugged him tightly. Jotaro somehow recognized his hug, which he returned with a lighter one; same for his grandmother.
Joseph later told him that he was going to visit his parents, and Jotaro was shocked. He thought they had died in the storm while they were trying to find him.
Joseph in turn was shocked by what his grandson told him, looking forward to having them meet again after a long time. So he took both him and his surprise girl to the Witcher's birthplace, where he reunited with his parents believed to be dead for a long period of time.
Despite this, Jotaro decided to continue his life as a Witcher, with the difference that from that day his grandfather occasionally joined his adventures.
He still has to understand how he finds them every time...
Jean-Pierre from Novigrad
Jean-Pierre is a bard from Novigrad who was always around looking for inspiration for his sung poems.
Sometimes he was alone, while others he followed people who seemed to have interesting lives, taking the nickname "singing barnacle".
Most of the time he was chased away by the latter, being considered annoying and invasive with his excessive talking and wanting to know the business of others.
One day he'd decide to follow a Novigrad guard who patrolled the territory at night on horseback, angering him with his questions. So the guard had a plan: the bard seemed too distracted from speaking to see where he was going, and so he took him away from Novigrad.
Once they had gone far enough, the guard sent the horse off at top speed towards the city and ran away. Jean-Pierre was unable to keep up with him and so he soon found himself alone in the middle of the forest in the dark of night. There were signs indicating the ways to the different castles around, but it was too dark to read the names.
As he wandered around trying to return to Novigrad, he saw the light of a bonfire in the distance accompanied by a female voice.
Jean-Pierre decided to get closer and saw that there were two people around the light source. He was delighted to see someone in that situation, and therefore did not hesitate to join them.
After some uncertainty in sharing their names with the stranger, the two figures presented themselves with the names of Jotaro and Alexandra. The girl was the one who exchanged most of the words with the bard, recounting her past experiences at that time with the Witcher and his fights.
Once dawn broke, all three went to Novigrad and when Jotaro and Alexandra had to leave, Jean-Pierre invited himself into their adventures to transcribe them as songs.
Noriaki from Liddertal and Muhammad from Ofir
Noriaki is originally from Liddertal and from an early age he demonstrated various magical abilities, so his parents enrolled him in the school of magic Gweison Haul.
But when he was tested at the age of 7, he was not deemed capable enough to attend the next years of school, so after teaching him the basic skills he was sent home, with the possibility of being recalled in the future.
Noriaki felt a little down in the dumps after this, as he was very excited to be attending this school. He remained with the hope of being called in the future for many years to his teens, but that invitation never came.
During these years, however, Noriaki became passionate about creating potions, and one day when he was looking for a certain plant, he met another wizard. His name is Muhammad and he came from Ofir. He had attended Hakam Academy boys' school of magic and was a potions enthusiast too, just like Noriaki.
Muhammad was a researcher and therefore traveled frequently, and Noriaki saw this as an opportunity for him. He then spoke to his family about it and, after Muhammad's confirmation, Noriaki became his assistant during their travels.
One day they searched for a Bryonia plant in the Armush Mountains, but were suddenly attacked by a manticore. Being taken aback, Muhammad was wounded and Noriaki had to protect him.
But he wasn't an experienced wizard like him, he was helpless. But luckily both were saved by a small group of people, led by a Witcher. Once the manticore was killed, one of the group members recognized Muhammad's face. It was Joseph, who said he had known him since he came to visit Toussaint some time ago.
After Muhammad recovered, Joseph, knowing that the two traveled everywhere like them, proposed that they join the group. Muhammad and Noriaki agreed, becoming the wizards and alchemists of the group.
Yanyu from Asheberg
Yanyu was born in Asheberg from a poor couple, made up of a human named Dawei and a Dryad named Ah Cy.
She didn't get to know her parents well, as they had to abandon her at a young age. The couple did not have enough money to eat and so they tried to steal something, but they were discovered.
Ah Cy not being human, she already had the hate of Asheberg's civilization against, so when they found out she was trying to steal they didn't hesitate to kill her along with her partner.
The couple tried to escape from the guards, but failed. But before they got caught, they managed to get little Yanyu to safety by having her carried away by the current of the Dyphne River, that connectet to the Pontar River.
Luckily the little girl was picked up by an old woman from White Bridge, who adopted her and raised her safely. Luckily Yanyu didn't have much of a Dryad's traits, apart from the pointy ears that the old lady mistook for an elf's and always told the girl to hide them with a hood.
After 16 years, the old lady died of old age and Yanyu was left alone. She had grown up with the knowledge that she was an elf, so she decided to leave for the south, where tolerance for non-humans was better than that of the north.
She found herself walking through Brokilon Forest, when suddenly an arrow was shot in front of her feet, causing her to fall backwards. From the fall, her hood fell back down revealing her pointy ears.
Whoever had fired that arrow came out into the open, revealing herself to be a green-skinned Dryad, who then brought Yanyu to the others of her kind. The oldest among them explained the origins of Dryads to her and recognized that Yanyu was one too but not from her ears, but from her sweat that smelled of willow leaves.
Yanyu then decided to stick with her fellows, learning various magical skills, until she met the Witcher group. They had gone to Brokilon to pay back one of the Dryads who helped the Witcher in the past, and Yanyu was immediately curious about them. So she decided to leave the forest, secretly following the group.
When they caught her, Yanyu just said that she was interested in what they were doing and that if she could join them.
After some hesitation and suspicion, they gave in and finally the Dryad Yanyu joined the group.
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I downloaded the map from this reddit , then I simply edited it from my stories :)
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HDJSSNEJSNSKA I have to reblog this because I have one more pic to put, that is their outfits NGNGNGBG
BUT ANYWAY! I really hope you liked it, because MMMM I fell in love with this au, and because as I said this took me 3 whole days to made, but it was very interesting to make all of the researches! I had some difficulties, both with the researches and even with the drawings, but oh well it's done now XDD
Have a nice day/night my dudes, remember to stay hydrated and love yourself ;)💖💖💖
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maddmuses · 1 year
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A little extra Shiba Clan hc
Like most prominent families of gentry, the Shiba clan is divided among the specific family lineages, forming a larger clan structure. The further removed from the core Shiba family line, the more secondary or cadet the line itself is, with a fair few distant Shiba cousins often breaking off to establish their own clans as a retainer clan, rather than a cadet branch to a larger one.
Gozen Shiba (志波 午前): A bear of a man and the head of the Shiba clan who fathered Isshin and his siblings, Gozen was a former captain of the 10th division, a position he would pass onto Isshin at a later time. An advocate for the beauty of the natural world, and not allowing it to encroach in an expanding seireitei, much of the current land in the western districts that are designated as "Shiba Lands" were once smaller parcels that Gozen expanded into, and thereby prevented expansion into for the low-numbered district's residences to infringe upon. This can be seen as both positive and negative, as it made the ability to place new souls into wealthier districts somewhat more difficult in places, but also prevented the metropolis of the seireitei from expanding further into what should be a rukongai district, simply because it happened to be a wealthy group of them. At least during his time. Gozen was a considered to be a mirthful and joyous man who frequently hosted parties on his estate that he invited a varied group of people, from both the seireitei and rukongai to. He seemed to have little regard for one's background, and preferred to live outside of the city when he could afford to, which may have been why he justified retiring early and allowing Isshin to take his place as the captain before dying.
Reiko Shiba (志波 玲子): The wife of Gozen Shiba and the mother of Isshin and siblings. A lady of the era, Reiko Shiba grew up as a member of the more minor Nozawa family, with the intended job being to marry upwards in society. Despite this, she was often said to be the opposite of her father, a diminutive and frail-appearing package, with a capacity for unbridled rage if her family didn't behave appropriately in a situation. Considered a great beauty of the time, Reiko was the one who taught Touma how to create art, and was very close with her eldest child.
Touma Shiba (志波 十真): The eldest son of Gozen Shiba, and Isshin's older brother. Touma was groomed to both be the clan's head, and eventually the captain of the 10th division. Despite having the qualities of a GNC soul, including the powerful reiatsu, the latter of these two didn't pan out into being the case, as he was seen as too "soft-hearted" to succeed at being a shinigami. With a strong resemblance to his father, and later nephew Ichigo, Touma was seen as something of artist, and more suited to the life of a craftsman than a warrior. Touma's death would come suddenly, a year after his father's, of a fashion of "anime mom" disease. During his brief tenure as the leader of the clan he expressed an interest in restrained population of Shiba land, though with an emphasis needing to be placed on preserving the natural beauty. He is the father of Kaien and Kukaku Shiba, as well as the adoptive guardian of Ganju Shiba.
Jorī Shiba (志波 序里依): The second child of Gozen Shiba and only daughter. Her appearance is compared it Karin's. Raised by her father, and as a result a bit boyish, Jorī's aspirations were not typical of a noble lady. Instead, she wished to be the one to become a shinigami, and become a captain of the division often associated with their family, rather than Touma. For a time this seemed to be the case. Fiery and prone to outbursts of anger, Jorī was likened to being "her mother without the lid" often boiling over. Her and Isshin's zanpakuto were often commented on as being similar to each other. Jorī died as a young adult while serving as a seated officer to her father. Killed in a training exercise gone awry, Jorī's shikai caused a wildfire that ultimately proved to be her undoing.
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melatonindepicts · 1 year
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Ivy Gaze (Ulquiorra Fanfiction, Chapter #6)
                             Chapter Six; I Didn’t Ask For This.
                                           Ulquiorra P.O.V
‘Oh, this is going to be fun.’ Ulquiorra thought to himself.
Ulquiorra watched as Hemujuu tried to calm down the screaming kids, he just watched with not a single emotion, until Hemujuu, much to Ulquiorra’s surprise, turned around and snapped at him. “Get over here and help me calm these kids down!” She snapped at him, giving him an intimidating stare, well, intimidating for her. Ulquiorra remained unphased, just stared at her, he didn’t move from his place against the pillar, he had already inspected the guard’s body, now he was waiting for the chaos to calm down, so they could find an adult to interrogate. Luckily for Ulquiorra, he didn’t need to wait long.
“What is happening here?!” A raspy, old woman yelled at the top of a balcony on one of the buildings. She began to come down the steps, along with two guards. Ulquiorra finally moved from the pillar, walking towards them. “I wanna come off as rude… but what the hell are you doing in my training grounds?! Show me your badge and your number please!” the old lady yelled at Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra said nothing, staring at her with his emotionless, almost bored, expression, that pissed the lady off even more. “No badge huh? Guards!!” She yelled, as more guards started to come. She had a smirk on her face, until Ulquiorra stepped out of the way, revealing the disembodied guard. The old lady let out a gasp, stumbling where she stood. “W- what?!” was all she could breathe out, before she stumbled against a tree, looking in horror at Ulquiorra.
All the other guards immediately pounced at Ulquiorra and Hemujuu, pinning Hemujuu down, but Ulquiorra simply used Bala, instantly tearing the three guards that were coming at him, without even flinching. He started to walk towards the old lady. “I have a few questions for you. What is the Silver Panther, and what are the rankings of mages and samurai here?” He said, coldly as the lady backed up, but to no avail due to the tree behind her. “T- the Silver P- panther is a class 7 domain! There are ten ranks, f-from the weakest, t-tenth. And the s-strongest is the Golden Dragon!” the old lady was stuttering badly, trying to compose herself. Ulquiorra found interest in it, ‘The man from earlier, Sana Touma, was a class 4 mage in the Golden Dragon Domain. Interesting.’ He thought to himself, then snapped back to reality out of his own thoughts. He backed away from the old lady, walking over to where Hemujuu was pinned down by two guards. “Get off of her.” He said, in his cold tone, making the two guards flinch.
“N- No can do sir! We were ordered to seize you and this young l- lady!” one of the guards yelled at him. Ulquiorra stared at them, with this cold, emotionless intimidating stare. “Do we have to do this the hard way?” He stated, his voice sounding harsher than usual, causing even Hemujuu to flinch. Both of the guards stood their ground, trying to stay firm. Ulquiorra took his hand out of his pocket, the same motion from earlier. “Wait don’t Ulqui-!” but before Hemujuu could finish, both of the guards burst, causing the old lady to scream in horror. 
“Wh- What?! You’re a monster!” the old lady screeched. Ulquiorra simply turned towards her, with blood on his kimono, the atmosphere got almost heavy for the old lady. “I’m surprised you’re only picking that up now.” He said, not changing his expression nor voice. That only caused the old lady to squirm more, as Ulquiorra approached her.
                                            Free/All P.O.V
Much to Ulquiorra’s and Hemujuu’s surprise, Ulquiorra felt a sharp pain in the back of his neck, then things began to get blurry, he put his hand on the back of his neck, feeling a dart. “Damn It…” was all Ulquiorra managed to get out, before falling to the ground, causing Hemujuu to spring up. “Ulquiorra!” she screamed, running over to his body. “W- What did you do to him?!” She snapped at the old lady. The old lady said nothing, too stunned to speak. Hemujuu felt tears threatening to escape her eyes, she looked at the old lady, which made the old lady flinch. ‘T-the hate in her eyes…’ the old lady thought, shaking in fear. Before Hemujuu could pounce her, Hemujuu too felt a sharp pain in her neck, “Ul.. qui.. orra…” was all she managed to get out. Before she passed out on Ulquiorra.
𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝! 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚄𝚕𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚊 𝙿.𝙾.𝚅 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚠 :>
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asknarashikari · 2 years
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Bittersweet MV:
WOW.
our 3 swordboys just joined the list of males that are an exception to my straightness.
Pretty sure the only other one on this list is Captain Jack Harkness.
That's how good they are.
That was peak OT4 content.
Hot, even.
Just wow.
Also, Mei went "it's bittersweet" in perfect english.
Trio of Deep Sin:
The Saber feeling didn't come in until Rintaro transformed.
Den-O Lore coming into play was nice.(memories are time, and all)
Touma being the last one to remember everyone was heartbreaking.
Though how that, and Rintaro and Kento's amnesiac meeting, didn't maintain our Blue and Yellow was strange.
Touma clearly remembered Kento, and Rintaro was still in the Picture.
I do like this movie, even if it'll never be in my main timeline as it officially is.
It's bittersweet indeed.
Mamiya Riku were a nice V-Cinema original character.
As were the other two Falchions.
Mamiya Riku's arc was quite well done.
Though I would've preferred either both entering the new timeline, or just the child.
Not just the adult.
This movie made me feel like I met a Dementor.
I needed Chocolate.
It's a bad goodbye to Saber.
I need the guild being truly happy, as more than a half a minute epilogue.
I should start work on my Saber AU, and the second V-Cinema.
Mirai no Kaminari no Ryuu.
Now, back to Revice
Yep, they were all hot, ngl. Asuka made me question my sexuality too. Wouldn't mind getting wrecked by any (or a combi or even all) of them on that bed, either, which is saying something coming from my demi ass.
Glad you liked the movie. And yeah, it's definitely not how I would've liked Saber to end, and it's not part of my own hcs, but it's a great movie.
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tsukikoayanosuke · 2 years
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Melodivas favourite dorms in HSA outside of their own
Let's try our best not to pick Evolnation because it'll be too obvious they would do more collab together.
Etsumi hands down going to Relinookton. Fashion has been part of their life, so it's no surprise if they would go there. While furniture isn't their best interest, decorating would pique their interest. Depending on if Tyler would allow them to spray some graffiti.
Touma would go down to Polisionalle. Theater kids stick together. I mean, he's already in the Drama Club so I'm sure Flynn can handle him being overdramatic.
Kotone would be interested in Syncrean. A hermit like her would benefit from doing undercover works that don't involve her going outside. She doesn't mind the paperwork and is good in administration, so if hacking is not her strong suit, communication is.
Akari is kinda tricky, but I think she would do fine in Dreamy Star. Possibly the jack of all trades nature, it gives her opportunities to go outside her idol box and learn more things from the members. Maybe she can be a journalist since she loves to take notes.
Wakana would pick Höllejigoku if only they're allowed humans without any demonic connection, especially since casinos and bars if another form of entertainment (I mean, going into a more adult industry could be interesting). But, going to the second option, Brutelene would be interesting. Opera is not the same as idol, but there's nothing wrong with expanding your knowledge in the performance world.
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klaptl · 2 years
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KLAP Translation: Part 4
Getting settled in
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Koyomi: "Alright everyone, this is the current pension problem facing Japan."
Koyomi: "The discussion is a bit difficult but, did everyone listen to it properly?"
Kanade: "Aye. I even left notes in my notebook."
Koyomi: "As expected, Kanade-kun, such a good student. Then… the one falling asleep a while ago, Touma-kun!"
Touma: "...Wha?"
Koyomi: "From what age can Japanese accept pension payments? What's the answer?" 
Touma: "Huh? Ohh... What? Like 300 years?
Koyomi: "Y-You weren't listening at all..."
Koyomi: "Besides! In the first place, humans can't live to be 300 years old!"
Koyomi: "Then...Camil-kun?"
Camil: "Hm... I heard perfectly. They can start accepting it
about 23,800 days after birth."
Koyomi: "Yes, that's ri... Eh? Is that right?"
Camil-kun gave a big thumbs up.
...Alright. I don't really get it but let's go with that. After I again started to explain the pension system...
Touma: "What the heck? After turning 65 they can accept this 'pension' right? Then what about us then?"
Touma: "If we go to the human realm, can we just get free money?"
Koyomi: "Oh... I see. Your age range is completely different from humans."
Sousuke: "I'm the complete definition of youth though~"
Akito: "Hmmm...? In short the money is just being scattered around? The human realm is surprisingly disordered."
Koyomi: "I-I don't think that's how it is. Well, since you're all UMA, and not human you probably can't accept any pensions...?"
Ryou: "Hmm... But we're usually in our human forms, so there might be those secretly getting it~"
Kaede: "Wow, that's low. Ryou, if you do something like that I’ll have nothing to do with you." 
Ryou: "N-Not me! Don't say weird stuff like that!"
Kanade: "Hm, money huh. Money has long driven people mad since ancient times. We have to be careful too."
Camil: "Dirty money... Incident of corruption… ...Hah?! Like poisoning your food...?!"
Camil: "...Touma-kun, I might be hungry." 
Touma: "Dahh! Just because we sit close together don't think you can just pretend to be all ignorant in front of meeee!"
――A month as passed since I came to Aima Prefecture.
It's only been one month but… My time here has been jam-packed, and my days have flown hecticly.
Rampage and training, ever since that day, I've encountered them countless times. I no longer felt the shock and terror than I did before. 
Nowadays, I'm still a bit shoddy, but have been gradually coming to terms in my position as a trainer...at least trying. Well, the only times I trained by myself was in the training room, but… 
But either way, I, Yamashiro Koyomi, have been flourishing and growing well.
Koyomi: (...P-Probably...!)
Rampage and training, ever since that day, I've encountered them countless times. I no longer felt the shock and terror than I did before. 
Nowadays, I'm still a bit shoddy, but have been gradually coming to terms in my position as a trainer...at least trying. Well, the only times I trained by myself was in the training room, but...
But either way, I, Yamashiro Koyomi have been flourishing and growing well.
Koyomi: (...P-Probably...!)
Looking at the clock, it was a little past 1 o'clock. Meaning it was lunch time.
Koyomi: "Hm~♪ Time for food~♪"
Today I prepared my own lunch. Though being an adult, a newbie teacher like me doesn't have that much money in the first place.
Koyomi: (I better be sure I start saving up.)
Koyomi: "Okay, thank you for the mea――"
???: "...Oh? That looks good, lemme help myself." 
Before I could take my first bite, one of my two fried chicken pieces was relentlessly snatched away.
Koyomi: "No! My fried chicken! Hyuuga-sensei, you're terrible!"
Shinobu: "Huh? That's what happens when a starving, low paid man sees perfectly good fried chicken in front of him. Don't flaunt it around."
Koyomi: "I wasn't trying to flaunt it around! All you're doing is stealing my food, Hyuuga-sensei!"
Shinobu: "Tch... Sheesh. Fine then. Here, how about a piece of mint gum in exchange?"
Koyomi: "I'm not looking for any trades! Ah, hey...! Stop that! Don't touch my fried eggs...!"
Nurarihyon: "Hahaha. Well, aren't you having fun."
Koyomi: "Oh! N-Nurarihyon-sensei. I'm sorry we were being loud..."
Nurarihyon: "It's fine… Well? Have you gotten used to Yomi School, for the most part?"
I pondered over Nurarihyon-sensei's  question a bit… Then nodded with a smile.
Koyomi: "Yes!  I still have a ways to go with my skills but… I want to do my best while I'm here."
Nurarihyon: "...I see. Koyomi-sensei, I have great hopes for you." 
Koyomi: "Yes!"
Shinobu: "Ohhh-ohhh~ Overflowing with youth I see."
Shinobu: "Well, if the training gets difficult, you can come to me for advice, okay?"
Shinobu: "You're still fresh meat after all. There's no shame in asking your senpai for a helping hand. You can depend on me too, ya know?"
Koyomi: "...Hyuuga-sensei...!"
Shinobu: "Like this, cleanly in two! If anyone's annoying ya I'll dissect them, no――dismember... I'll take care of them either way!" 
Koyomi: "......"
...I've decided.
I won't ask for any help from Hyuuga-sensei. It's not about me, it's about a student possibly in danger. I quickly heard the sound of the door.
???: "Ah sheesh...! Sensei...?! Are you in there?!"
Koyomi: "Huh... Kaede-san? What is it?"
Kaede: "Oh, good...! Sorry, that idiot Ryou-kun is in Rampage again...! Would you come to the cafeteria?!"
Nurarihyon: "That so. Is it that punk Oumi? He's the same as always..."
Shinobu: "Even though he's a werewolf, he's got a brain like a goldfish. Well, we got a newbie willing to do her best right here."
Ignoring such thoughtless words, I ran off towards the cafeteria.
Koyomi: "...Ryou-kun, just wait a bit...!" 
I ran to the cafeteria.
There, Ryou-kun's eyes were red, and he had violently mowed down the tables and chairs in the room. The other students looked upon the scene from a distance.
Koyomi: (I have to stop him soon...!)
Ryou: "Gurgh... Gwahh!!"
Koyomi: "Everyone move back...! I'll take over from here!"
I took the training whip into my hand, and slowly approached Ryou-kun. 
Ryou: "AHHHHHHHHH!!"
Koyomi: "......?!"
I quickly moved to avoid a chair thrown towards me.
Koyomi: (It's unmanageable to control him in such a huge space...!)
Koyomi: (One way or another, I have to use this whip to calm down Ryou-kun...!)
I gripped my trembling hand onto the whip and stepped forward to swing it.
Ryou: "Gwah?!"
The whip hit directly at his side. It clearly caused him to stagger. I used little strength when I swung it but...
Koyomi: (Like it was explained, for UMA going through Rampage, this whip seems to have a tremendous effect...!) 
Without missing a beat, I quickly went to lash again.
Koyomi: "I-If I hit him with this, he should calm down a bit..."
Ryou: "Gwaaaaaahhhh!!"
Koyomi: "H-Huh...?! Wait, does it not have any effect?!"
Annoyed at the whip I lashed at him, Ryou-kun headed towards me at full speed!
???: "Sheesh... It's seems you're not quite ready to do this alone."
A solid, sharp sound of a whip. I turned around, and saw Shion-sensei shrug his shoulders.
Koyomi: "Shion-sensei...!"
Shion: "That being said, first let's handle Oumi-kun's training. I'll show you the ropes, Miss."
Shion-sensei walked briskly and stepped forward, and lashed his whip with conviction.
Shion: "Oumi-kun, prepare yourself accordingly. I'm different from her..."
Shion: "――I won't be nice about it."
A second later, Shion-sensei's whip swung from all directions, striking at Ryou-kun's body.
Ryou: "Gwaaaaaaahhhhh?!"
Shion: "Hahaha...! What a good cry you make...! However... There's still a lot where that came from!"
Koyomi:(W-Whoa...)
Shion-sensei usually seems kind but the expression on his face felt a lot more wicked than usual.
Shion: "There! There, there there there!"
Koyomi: (I-It's almost like he's having fun...)
As I stood there dumbstruck, Shion-sensei continued the training――
Shion: "Now...this will be the end! Cry to your heart's content!" 
With one last swing――
Ryou: "Eeeh?! Ahhhhhhhhh!!"
His cry reverberated throughout the room. 
Afterward...
After clearing up the disordered cafeteria… As for me, I was critisized by Shion-sensei on the spot regarding my incompetency as a trainer.
Shion: "Honestly... Struggling so much from Oumi-kun's Rampage. I had believed you had improved a bit over this past month, Miss."
Koyomi: "Urgh...! I was under the same impression though..."
Shion: "Either way... You don't have enough conviction towards training, and on top of that, you seem to be very hesitant."
Shion: "These UMA require more than just a kind and sincere teacher."
Shion: "Miss, you are a trainer. To increase your skills as a trainer, please work hard and improve yourself."
Koyomi: "Yes..."
Incidentally――The cause of Ryou-kun's Rampage seemed to have been the egg yolk in his soba resembled the moon.
According to the person in question, he got so aroused he couldn't resist...apparently. It appears the reason behind the first Rampage I witnessed was because of a tennis ball… What an easily triggered condition.
Shion: "Although… It's a problem for Oumi-kun if thats all it takes. To Rampage because he saw the moon in his soba..."
Shion: "*sigh*... He won't be able to go out to the human realm if he can Rampage so easily. Sheesh, he's quite a troublesome one, isn't he?"
――You too, Miss. It felt like that was what he was implying, and all I could do was strain a smile.
Koyomi: "Alright, that concludes this morning's homeroom. Kaede-san."
Kaede: "Stand. Bow."
Students: "Thank you very much."
Once I returned to the staff room, I unexpectedly saw Kanade-kun had stopped by.
Koyomi: "...Kanade-kun? You've been rubbing your eyes for a while now, do you have something in them?"
Kanade: "Urnya... That's not it." 
He made a soft fist and softly rubbed around his eyes.
Kanade: "Urnya...Well. I couldn't calm down this morning. Washing my face like this calms me."
Akito: "Huh? Then that means――?"
I heard the sound of thunder rumbling in the distance, and it started to sprinkle outside.
Koyomi: "Ohh... I see now. When a cat washes their face, it means it'll rain."
Akito: "I get in a good mood when the air gets damp myself… I wouldn't mind if it rained everyday, though."
Koyomi: "Wait? But Akito-kun, aren't you able to use your powers to make it rain?"
Koyomi: "If you're that into rain then you could whenever..."
Akito: "Hmm... Well I'd like to be able to do that. It makes me considerably exhausted though. So I only want to use it during significant times."
Koyomi: "Whaaaat~? But you used it to smoothly talk to me when we first met."
Akito: "Of course I would. When I see a beautiful woman like you, Sensei, I can't waste the opportunity. At that time, I had to use all my power to appeal to you, you know?"
Touma: "Tch. The idiot's saying some idiotic stuff."
Akito: "Yeah yeah. Don't be jealous 'cause you aren't popular." 
Touma: "What was that?!"
They argued loudly with each other as usual. Facing away from them,  I looked outside the classroom and...
Koyomi: "Oh..."
What started as a soft pitter-patter sound at the window changed into a heavy rain.
Camil: "Oh... It's quite a downpour."
Sousuke: "Whoa, but I didn't bring my umbrella~ Give me a break."
Kanade: "Urnya… I'm weak against the rain. I have no motivation and just want to sleep."
Koyomi: "Hmmm... I see… Kappas enjoy the rain, but Nekomata do not."
Touma: "UMA all have different traits and characteristics. Of course we'll have different views on our surroundings."
Camil: "I'm poor against sunlight. So I always lather myself with sunscreen."
Koyomi: "Huh, kinda similar to girls?"
Sousuke: "I'm a cool Snow Woman type… Therefore, I hate being somewhere not nice and cool. It'd be unthinkable to sweat with such beautiful skin, right?"
Koyomi: "H-Huh, kinda similar to girls..."
Camil-kun is like the quiet girl type. Sousuke-kun is like the bossy type of girl. I'm surprised I classified them like that in an instant.
Koyomi: (Your outlook on life really varies depending on your attitude...)
While we were chatting about such things...
???: "Everybody! You've been excused!" 
At the loud voice, the classroom door burst open.
???: "*sigh...* This is a low-level classroom as usual it seems? Looking at this poor place is unbearable!" 
With a walk that resembled a wriggly earthworm or a snake, the speaker walked toward us.
Koyomi: "Oh...umm...? W-Who might you me...?"
???: "Hehehe...! Pleased to make your acquaintance, new teacher."
Nagato Haruka:Haruka: "My name is Nagato Haruka!  From the esteemed, renowned, and heir  to the great Nagato Tengu Clan!!"
Koyomi: "T-Tengu clan...?"
Curious about the meaning of that, I glanced towards Touma-kun for answers, but he looked away as if he didn't want to be involved.
???: "As expected of the très bien, Haruka-sama!"
Haruka: "Then! These are Uten and Saten! They are my loyal servants...!"
Uten: Uten: "Uten here!"
Saten: Saten: "Saten here!"
Haruka: "From hereafter, be sure to recognize――"
Koyomi: "...*sigh*..."
I couldn't wrap my head around how to even deal with this guy who appeared so suddenly, and just vacantly nodded.
Koyomi: (H-He's quite a character...)
I unconsciously just stared at him as he stood in front of me. Just from his long, big nose I could understand he was a member of a Tengu Clan.
His followers, Uten and Saten also at first glance had noses large enough to be considered typical for an adult. If that's the norm for them...
Touma: "...W-What do you want? Why ya lookin' at me?"
Koyomi: (...Mm-hmm. Then it would be the case that Touma-kun's nose is short.)
Though, for a human like me,  I really can't understand how they could be so picky about someone with such beautiful facial features...! 
Haruka: "Hmmmmm?! Are you perhaps..."
Before I realized, Haruka-kun had got into my personal bubble.
Koyomi: "W-W-W-W-W-W-What is it?!"
Haruka: "...You were enchanted by me, were you not?!"
Nope, not at all. 
I was about to deny his remark, bit at a speed to disallow any input from me, he theatrically gestured toward his nose.
Haruka: "No! It's alright! You don't have to say it...! I understand you completely."
Haruka: "My great, elegant nose...! It's only natural for a lady as beautiful as you to be captivated by such a sight...!"
Akito: "Unfortunately, we don't have a lady with such fetishes in this class."
Akito: "You should leave at once."
Haruka: "Hmph, how foolish. The average size of a Tengu's nose is 13cm, but my nose is 20.41cm! There exists no woman who wouldn't be captivated by this nose!"
Koyomi: "Ah, um... I'm not especially interested..."
Haruka: "Urgh... Yes. Yes I understand, lady. It's something you cannot admit in front of others!
Haruka: "But I know the truth. Every lady in the world likes them larger of course...!"
Uten: "The best nose in all of Aima! It's simply magnificent!"
Saten: "No no, not just in Aima, but in all of Japan! All share fierces fall to his charm!"
Haruka-kun looked up towards the sky, and Kanade-kun heaved out a huge sigh.
Kanade: "*sigh*... Sheesh. Haruka is as arrogant as ever."
Sousuke: "Ahaha! It's so funny how he's so riled up about himself. As expected of the No. 1 guy who doesn't listen to anyone but himself."
Camil: "Also known as Freedom Haruka."
Haruka: "...Hm? Well well well? Mayhaps that person over there is...?"
Touma: "......"
Haruka: "A member of the Tengu Clan but with a short nose, Mimasaka Touma-kun! Well! Long time no see!"
Touma: "What you mean 'long time no see', idiot. You're in the class next door, it ain't none of that."
Haruka: "Besides... Huh...? Maybe I'm just imagining it but, did your nose get shorter?"
Touma: "S-Shut it! It hasn't changed!"
Haruka: "Haha, how rude of me! With a short nose like yours, I was worried you'd bump into something and break it off!" 
After saying that, Haruka-kun flicked his finger at Touma-kun's nose.
Koyomi: (Wait... I feel like I've seen this scene before...)
Koyomi: (...Oh! Like the old man always picking on others at the bar!)
Koyomi: (Getting picked on is pretty bitter… I understand. I understand you, Touma-kun!)
While I tried to remember something so trivial from the bottom of my heart...
Touma: "Hey, shut up already! Really, why'd you come here in the first place?! Hurry and get back to your own classroom!"
Haruka: "Hahaha! I just came along to say hello to a dear friend. You're such a spoilsport! Well then, adieu!"
Touma: "Just who is your friend?! You scumbag!!"
......
A person, no, Tengu that appeared like a storm. Nagato Haruka-kun...that’s the image I had of him.
Koyomi: "Maybe it's just that he's eccentric… Or is everyone like that in the Tengu Clan...?"
Touma: "Everyone... What do you mean by that? You make it to seem we're a part of the same clan."
Sousuke: "Ahaha! Since he's a part of the Tengu Clan, of course you'd be a part of the same clan as him, Touma! Touma-kun, you really are thick-skullled huh~"
Touma: "Grgh... Ahー Shut up, shut up! That trash Haruka is the exception, a rarity, and a problem child! Don't lump me with that idiot!"
Well, if you look at those two's exchanges, anyone is bound to notice… Unsurprisingly, Touma-kun and Haruka-kun seem to be completely incompatible.
Koyomi:  "But... From his appearance, he really did look Tengu-ish? His nose was really long..."
Touma: "...Huh. Guess I'm just a small-nosed Tengu..."
Koyomi: "Eh? W-What's with the dark mood, Touma-kun? That wasn't a snide comment, just my first impression?!"
Kanade: "In the world of Tengu, having a high nose is recognized as a manly feature."
Koyomi: "Ah... Ohh, I get it. It's similar to height in the human realm..."
That being said, I think that's a matter of personal preference.
Touma: "I don't wanna admit it, but even from my point of view Haruka has a worthy nose. Any woman who saw that nose would fall head over heels for him..."
Koyomi: "I-I don't think that's true..."
Koyomi: (So not only do their habits and features vary by race, their standards of beauty are different too...)
I thought I understood my students' lives and their attitudes well but… It then sunk in that there was still much I didn't know about different species of UMA.
Koyomi: (I better study up more, for their sake too!)
Koyomi: "...That being said, I'd like to know more about my students so if you have any materials I could borrow..."
I thought it was a good idea. I consulted with Nurarihyon-sensei to see if there were any written materials available for me to gain a deeper understanding of each race of my students.
Nurarihyon: "Ohhh, I see. You want to know more about your students? In that case...then let me offer to lend you this file."
From a rack jammed with files, he pulled one out and handed it to me.
Nurarihyon: "When they enroll, we collect personal details over the students."
Nurarihyon: "If you read through this thoroughly, as they say, you'll gain a deeper understanding of them."
Koyomi: "Thank you so much!"
After returning home from school that day. After a short break, I started to read carefully through the materials that were lent to me.
Koyomi: "Then... In order for me to better understand my students, I have to read these materials thoroughly."
I opened the file.
Koyomi: "...First off, who should I start with?"
>>Turn over to a suitable page
OPTIONS:
> Check Touma's page
> Check Sousuke's page
> Check Akito's page
> Check Camil's page
> Check Kanade's page
Koyomi: "Let's check Touma-kun's page..."
I quickly found his page.
Mimasaka Touma
Born January 1st. 73-years-old.
Eldest son of the Mimasaka Tengu Clan
Abilities include summoning wind and flying. Family consists of his mother, younger brother, and three very young sisters. His father is deceased...
Koyomi: "...He's from a single-mother household."
However, the timing and reasons behind his father's death aren't written. I'm not sure if I'll ever get the opportunity… In order to understand the circumstances behind it, I'll have to ask him himself.
Koyomi: "Oh, there's also an exposition on the Tengu Clan."
Originally, the Tengu Clan dressed in Yamabushi clothing, in their hands they held a Hauchiwa, a fan of mighty power.
On their backs were bird-like wings. The one with the high nose was Nakataka Tengu. The one with a bird-like beak is Karasu Tengu――etc. Even though they are both of the Tengu race, these two are treated differently so beware.
Koyomi: "Huh... I didn't know that. There's different types among Tengu..."
Koyomi: "Like I thought there's still so much I don't understand. Keeping that in mind, I need to look into the others as well."
Koyomi: "Let's check Sousuke-kun's page..."
I quickly found his page.
Suou Sousuke
Born March 3rd. 18-years-old. 
A very rare male snow woman.
Abilities include causing snow to fall and freezing any object regardless of the weather. Parents are absent. Raised in the orphanage "Mahoroba Garden'' located in Aima's Tokoyo town.
Koyomi: "Sousuke-kun grew up in a home..."
Did he not bring any of that up himself because he didn't want to or because he couldn't?
I'm worried about it but there was another thing I was concerned about.
Koyomi: "His parents are absent but that means they're not dead...right?"
I'm not familiar with the details but, it seems there's different circumstances in the human realm where parents will send their children to a home. 
What on earth led him to be left at the orphanage, and how does Sousuke-kun feel about that himself...?
Koyomi: (Would there be any opportunity to ask Sousuke-kun about that...?)
Koyomi: "Let's check Akito-kun's page..."
I quickly found his page.
Suruga Akito
Born May 5th. 168-years-old.
Surugaya
Eldest Kappa son to the large UMA-owned company, Surugaya, with many channels in the human realm.
Abilities include being able to produce rain at will.
Koyomi: "Wow...! Akito-kun comes from a rich family."
Koyomi: "UMA-owned company… Wait, just what sort of business is it?"
Since Kappa can probably make it rain, I wonder if it has to do with water...though that's a simple way of thinking."
Koyomi: "Let's see, what's left...? Oh, about Kappa themselves..."
They have been sighted throughout Japan since ancient times, with differing names and appearances from region to region.
From Western Japan, it is said they came from Mainland China, but in contrast to Eastern Japan, it is theorized they were familiars to the Onmyouji and Yamabushi. Various theories have been proposed, but the truth remains to be unknown.
They like cucumbers and sumo wrestling, but use caution to not pull their arm from one side, as they are connected as one within the body, and if pulled they will fall out.
Koyomi: "Ehh?! T-That's quite the secret… I'll have to be careful."
Koyomi: "That's all there is written about Akito-kun. Keeping that in mind, I need to look into the others as well."
Koyomi: "Let's check Camil-kun's page..." 
I quickly found his page.
Camil Settselin
Born July 7th. 333-years-old. A vampire originally from Eastern Europe. Came to Japan during the start of the Meiji era.
Koyomi: "So Camil-kun wasn't born in Japan..."
Koyomi: "And during the Meiji era? Wow."**
As expected of UMA, their perception of time is very different from humans.
Koyomi: "Let's see, this is...? Ohh, this must be information surrounding vampires?"
For their source of life, they prefer living-human blood. When sucking blood, they stab their fangs into the flesh of their prey. 
When doing so, it is said they may feels a sense of sexual pleasure, but whoever is sucked by a vampire will too become a vampire. 
They can transform their bodies into a bat, wolf, or fog. They can enter any kind of area, but cannot cross flowing water such as rivers.
They may not enter a building they have not entered before unless someone invites them in from inside. Their appearances cannot be reflected in mirrors or glass, when sleeping, they sleep within a coffin in the ground.
Garlic
Many possess a strong force to live a long life, but they are weak to silver weapons and garlic. They burn to ash when exposed to the sunlight. 
They take pride in the fact they're so resilient they're nearly immortal. but if a wooden stake is driven into their heart they truly meet death.
Koyomi: "I knew a bit about vampires but,  there are a lot of different findings and weaknesses..."
Though... I've never seen Camil express interest in blood before. I wonder why that is?
Koyomi: "...Well anyway, that's about it for Camil-kun's page. I still have time, so I'll read another one of their pages."
Koyomi: "Let's check Kanade-kun's page..."
I quickly found his page.
Harima KanadeBorn September 9th. 602-years-old. Currently living alone in [Tokoyo Town], in Aima Prefecture.
Nekomata UMA
Koyomi: "Really, 602-years-old… It's really unbelievable now that I think about it."
Koyomi: "Hmmm… Oh, he was born around the Sengoku period."
Koyomi: "......"
Koyomi: "...Sengoku period?!"**
That's somehow so unbelievable it was causing a headache, so I decided to keep reading through the file.
When a cat is kept by a person and dies of old age, it is said if they hold any regrets from life, they will transform into a Nekomata.
When turning into a Nekomata, the cat's tail will split into two, and occasionally walk on two legs. Not only will they understand human speech, but they may speak themselves.
Koyomi: "For any cat lover, the UMA must feel like a dream."
In my home growing up, we had a dog but if they could understand our language, by all means I'd want that.
Koyomi: "But then that means… A long time ago, Kanade-kun had an owner. I wonder what kind of person they were?" 
He must've been a cute cat before.
Koyomi: "Hm... That's it for Kanade-kun's page. Then let's continue a bit more to read about the others."
Koyomi: "Huh? Wait, this is..."
The suitable page I had flipped over to… it looks like it has information on Shion-sensei.
This file was just supposed to have details about the students... Did someone make a mistake when organizing the materials? That being said...
Koyomi: "......"
Koyomi: "I-I'm really curious...!"
A man who normally has a beaming smile, but can occasionally spit out harsh words. Besides that impression of him, I really don't know much else about Shion-sensei.
Koyomi: "...I'll...I'll just read a tiny bit..."
Since he wasn't a student but a co-worker, I felt a little awkward reading his profile...
In the end, I decided to read it.
Izumo Shion: Age: Unknown. Origin: Unknown.
Koyomi: "Eh...?"
Koyomi: "His age and origin is unknown...?"
While currently living alone in Tokoyo Town, of Aima Prefecture, he works as a trainer at The UMA Yomi Abyss Vocational High School. He is in charge of the subject World History.
Koyomi: "...That's it...?"
There's only a few lines about it. That was all the information that was written down, and the rest of it was blank. 
...For some reason, something felt off with this information.
Koyomi: "It doesn't even say when he started working at the school… I don't think this information makes any sense..."
I was reading the materials about Shion-sensei to know a bit more about him but, on the contrary I just have this odd feeling that there must be a bigger mystery.
Koyomi: "That Shion-sensei...really is a mystery."
Despite worrying about it for a while, I couldn't help what I didn't know.
Koyomi: "In the meantime... My first priority should be learning more about my students." 
I nodded, and began to read through other information.
I couldn't stop reading partway through, and ended up reading it in its entirety. By the time I had finished, it was already around 3:00am. I hurried to prepare for tomorrow, and cheerfully crawled into bed.
Koyomi: "Again, there was just so much I didn't know."
The fact that Touma-kun comes from a single-mother household, and finding out Sousuke-kun grew up in a home.
I was surprised to learn about Akito-kun's family business, and on top of that they even trade in the human realm. Camil-kun had come to Japan during the Meiji era. Kanade-kun was born again before the Sengoku period.
Koyomi: "You can tell the difference between them and humans just from looking at them, but… UMA are really special beings."
They seem the same as humans, but are totally different from humans. There are many things they didn't understand just from theory class...
Similarly, there must be a lot of things I'm still ignorant about even after reading this document.
Koyomi: "I want to try to get to know everyone better but, how can I do that...?"
......
Koyomi: "Oh! I know just the way!"
The next day after school...
The school bell echoed, and I quickly called out to the students as they started getting ready to leave.
Koyomi: "Oh, please wait, everyone! I have something I'd like you all to hear!"
Kanade: "Hm? What is it, Madam?"
Koyomi: "Well... In order for me to better get to know everyone, I was thinking of doing home visits."
Sousuke: "Home...visits? What's that? I've never heard of some event like 'home visit' here at Yomi school."
Koyomi: "Home visits are where I, your teacher, visit everyone's home and talk with your family and such..."
Akito: "Eh? Like a marriage discussion? I'm happy you're being assertive but...I still wanted to enjoy my free time."
Koyomi: "I-It's not that at all! It's not like that..."
Touma: "Then... Are you here to challenge the top of my house and test your skills?"
Koyomi: "Just where did you get that idea?!"
Kanade: "Yes, first we must hear Madam out."
The noise and commotion died down after Kanade-kun spoke. I just continued.
Koyomi: "I've reported to the school about visiting everyone's home..."
Koyomi: "If any of your parents have questions or concerns, please have them ask."
Koyomi: "This way, your teacher will be able to learn more about you all, right?"
Touma:  "Uuuurgh... I don't really care either way."
Sousuke: "I mean, it sounds like a huge pain~"
Camil: "I see, I see. So you're there to see what's cookin'?"***
Akito: "Huh...? I think it's fine. If Sensei has interest in me, then I'll have to do my best to give her a warm welcome."
Kanade: "Hm... Madam visiting my home... Alright! I'll be sure to prepare a delicious batch of tea."
There was a noisy uproar about it all but, it seems they're all fine with the idea.
Koyomi: "Then it's decided."
Koyomi: "Starting with next week, I'll be visiting everyone's homes, so please be sure to inform your families."
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* This is actually the same spelling for Surugaya, the retailer.
**Meiji period lasted between 1868 – 1912
***Sengoku period lasted between 1467–1615
****This is a reference to a JP TV show that goes to random neighborhoods to ask them what is for dinner
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everyones adults in this au
surfer matsuri hina jennifer, marine biologist touma, cryptid hunter lemon, they all end up in australia for busines
tiger shark myamu tries to chomp matsuris surfboard but its a meetcute, so something something chomp surfbort ahhahahahah, toumas studying whale migration patterns and hes like ‘wtf why is there an orca here’ the orca is here because its hughie and he has some questions about humans and he has decided the cute human on the research boat will be the one to answer them. lemon’s investigation rumors of mermaids and she finds one and octo miruki just keeps trying to get her killed but lemon’s too much of a teratophile and manages to survive shenanigans and is rewarded for her single-minded persistence. not because miruki actually likes being pursued or anything b- baka. anyway. hina’s a bit insane so zebra turkeyfish amane is like no dont touch for i may sting you and hina’s like lol whats a bit of fish venom to a wild and crazy surfer chick like me ii nami kiteru 😉😉😉😉😉 and jennifer has an encounter with like, 30 foot long (龍) sea serpent ruhme and its kinda more of a religions experience but not like the ‘oh yeah that sermon was great i feel so much closer to god’ 21st century bullshit but like medival nuns with imaginary jesus foreskin wedding rings kind of religious experience
it’s 3 am
guys if your alarm goes off at 9 pm and it says take your meds dont ignore it and then at two in the morning be like hey i ignored my alarm. also its 3 am and ive lost all sense of propriety so @tsunflowers i waited for a rain day and then i went to a deserted part of the beach and i asked the old man for the conch and he raised his eyebrow like youre a ten hearts already? and i was like yeah so he gave me the conch and on the way back i listened to it to hear the sounds of the ocean and primagi mermaid au was whispered to me in full, ive never played harvest moon ive only played stardew valley good night and good luck
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