My brain came up with a whole ass scenario and since I cannot word I did this
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Maverick, injured and on a lot of pain medication, speaking very fast: We have already been to like five different doctors. I had my ankles microwaved-
Iceman, deadpan and monotone: X-rayed.
Maverick, barrelling on: - they took my blood away to use for science-
Iceman: Cholesterol test.
Maverick: Ice had his sinuses... removed?
Iceman: Looked at.
Maverick: Some guy looked at my weiner. Touched it! That was weird.
Iceman, joking but still monotone: And that guy wasn't even a doctor.
Maverick: That-
Maverick: ...
Maverick: What?
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i made this the other day and... well, the screenshot speaks for itself. GUYS WHY IS THIS MOVIE SO FRUITY
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Rooster: I'll fuck you, Jake!
Hangman:
Phoenix:
Phoenix: Do you mean "fuck you up"?
Hangman: HE SAID WHAT HE SAID!
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