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illiana-mystery · 1 year
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Oh no, he's hot. 🥵🥵
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todayisyourturntolose · 7 months
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this is such a captain coded song yall need to see my vision
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archivesyndrome · 2 years
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i see a lot of people saying they dislike tony in the 2021 version of west side story and his backstory but my hashtag hot take is that i like him a lot better and love his backstory. like, i get anyone who doesn’t like him because of the actor who’s playing him who shall not be named, and don’t get me wrong i love tony in the 1961 version, it’s just-
i never really bought that somehow, someway, this guy who was the co-founder of a literal white supremacist gang someday decided he wasn’t having fun being a white supremacist anymore and quit, and then a couple months later was down with dating a puerto rican woman. and maybe i didn’t consciously realise it before the 2021 version came out but it seemed so ignorant for the creators to just act like tony would magically become not racist anymore on his own! i didn’t like that interpretation, that you could just somehow decide to stop being a racist and be able to fall in love with someone whose culture you recently discriminated against. so for the 2021 version to add a tangible reason for that to have happened — that tony had a major realisation after nearly murdering someone who didn’t deserve it out of senseless hatred, had a massive amount of time to reflect on what led him to that point in his life, and then was guided on his path to a better life by someone like valentina, who is not only his first contact with puerto rican culture, but also an example of a successful interracial relationship — it gave me a lot more appreciation for tony’s character because it made him feel more realistic. it acknowledges that the kind of growth he experiences, though he still had a way to go, only comes from self-reflection and empathy for others and i loved that interpretation a lot more.
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historicalsnail · 6 months
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Cap: I never got to ask him how he got the scar on his face...
Julian: Grenade, probably.
Cap: *annoyed* And what makes you the authority?
Julian: *shrugs* Must have been a pretty common injury. Africa, you said? My uncle Toni came home with a scar like that. Mom always said he was so self conscious about it that he never got married. Didn't have the heart to tell her that her brother was perfectly happy living with his "male best friend"...
Cap: Did you say "uncle Toni"?
Julian: I know, I know. But it's not your chap.
Cap: Oh. Right.
Julian: Yeah, his name was Anthony Havers.
Cap: THAT IS MY CHAP, JULIAN!
Julian: Oh. Why did I think your man's last name was Cartwright?
Cap: BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO MY STORY PROPERLY!!!
Julian: That's fair.
Cap: I WILL STRANGLE YOU, SIR!
Julian: What, for knowing your crush? I can get Alison to get some of my family photos for you to look at, you know.
Cap: YOU ABSOLUTE- I would appreciate that.
Kitty: Does that mean Julian and the Captain are related?
Thomas: Only by marriage.
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capswarmedals · 2 months
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because capvers is captain and then havers would their real name ship be jamthony (sounds like jam)? anthmes? janthony (I like this one)? anmes? jamethony?
also do you think anthony had someone call him Tony... IMAGINE JAMES DOING IT.
"what country is this again, Tony?"
"that's Egypt, sir."
"right right. was right the first time!"
"you thought that was Libya."
"correct yourself havers"
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noodleannon · 6 months
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this is my pupper
my son
my snoot-haver
the chungus
the flompha minus the flomph
the.. the doofus
this, my friends, is Tony; the idiot I live with.
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illtellmineyouregay · 2 years
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One Last Stop out of context:
“That little twink contains multitudes”
“Sex-haver toast”
“Pop-Tart angel”
“Lie back and think of the fucking Dewey Decimal System.”
“For research.”
“God, not the stupid bed-assembly fantasy
again.”
“Fuse by osmosis”
“Yes, thank you. I invite you to eat a dick. Goodbye.”
“People are cheap. And idiots. Cheap idiots.”
“I'm pretty sure the guy at the bodega thought I was stoned.”
“Mmm, yeah, say more big words.”
“What kind of safe word is 'waffle cone', anyway?”
“Oh my God. She literally shorted out the train because she was horny”
“Typical Virgo bullshit”
“August starts a sex notebook”
“You can mock it all you want, but i've never been murdered.”
“I'll be your Lasagna”
“Sweet potato titty tassels and an Apple pie g-
String”
“The path of my boner.”
“Big Dick Energy Is Gender Neutral”
“Steampunk Tony Stark in a leather skirt.”
“God, you are the most useless bisexual l've ever met in my entire goddamn life.”
“Thanks, Jane”
“Stoners pass a joint under a gazebo”
“I remembered that I dated a girl in Spanish
Harlem who liked to get head to this album!”
“Thankfully, after the first, they're almost never songs that she used to eat girls out to.”
“You haven't been in New York long enough to earn the right to be an asshole with impunity. You're still in the tourist zone.”
"A hobbit hole?"
"each wiggling their asses to force the air out."
“Aren’t you gonna write that down in your little sex notebook?”
“Did that stapler try to get emotionally intimate with you?”
“But she’s Suzette Landry’s daughter, which means she’s bad at letting shit go.”
“Donna Summer at a truly inconsiderate volume, pouring out of Isaiah’s apartment.”
“performs an elaborate socialism-themed number set to a mix of “She Works Hard for the Money” and clips from AOC speeches.”
“I don’t guess you want take the subway?”
“The bathroom floor is an upgrade.”
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proton-wobbler · 9 months
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Round 2, Poll 27
Ancient Murrelet vs Arabian Babbler
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Ancient Murrelet
“very cute. epic name, given for their gray colored back looking like a shawl draped over an old person’s shoulders. i never see anyone talk about them!”
Apparently… some populations of these birds migrate 8,000 km (5000 mi) from Canada to winter in waters near Japan and China, even though the climate is similar on both ends… Because of this, it is the only known bird to cross the whole North Pacific.
The species is currently listed as ‘Special Concern’ by the Status of Endangered Wildlife in Canada, as populations have become greatly reduced due to the introduced mammalian predators on their breeding islands. One colony that was at 200,000 pairs pre-infestation has dropped to 14,000 in the 21st century.
Arabian Babbler
“I spend lots of time in the Desert and see them around a lot!”
“in Hebrew, they are called ”“Zanvan”“ which means ”“Tail haver”“! They have a habit of lifting their long tail up and wagging it a bit like wagtails :) Also I often see them in the morning and they are so cute that they almost make living in the middle of the desert worth it despite the giant camel spiders everywhere.”
They have private sex. We still don’t know why because it’s typically the main mated pair doing this, so it’s not like it’s a competition thing. They just like to be private.
Y'all they are So Complex with their social grouping, I would need an entire post to describe them. They’ve been studied as a particularly altruistic species with many helpers to the breeding pair.
Images: Murrelet (Toni Pons); Babbler (Itamar Donitza)
Birds of the World: both species
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kwebtv · 5 days
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Winston Churchill: The Wilderness Years - ITV - September 6, 1981 - October 25, 1981
Drama (8 Episodes)
Running Time: 60 minutes
Stars:
Robert Hardy as Winston Churchill
Siân Phillips as Clementine Churchill
Nigel Havers as Randolph Churchill
Tim Pigott-Smith as Brendan Bracken
David Swift as Professor Lindemann
Sherrie Hewson as Mrs. Pearman
Moray Watson as Major Desmond Morton
Paul Freeman as Ralph Wigram
Frank Middlemass as Lord Derby
Sam Wanamaker as Bernard Baruch
Peter Barkworth as Stanley Baldwin
Eric Porter as Neville Chamberlain
Edward Woodward as Sir Samuel Hoare
Peter Vaughan as Sir Thomas Inskip
Robert James as Ramsay MacDonald
Tony Mathews as Anthony Eden
Ian Collier as Harold Macmillan
Marcella Markham as Nancy Astor
Walter Gotell as Lord Swinton
Richard Murdoch as Lord Halifax
Clive Swift as Sir Horace Wilson
Phil Brown as Lord Beaverbrook
Diane Fletcher as Ava Wigram
Geoffrey Toone as Sir Louis Kershaw
Norman Jones as Clement Attlee
Geoffrey Chater as Lord Hailsham
Stratford Johns as Lord Rothermere
Norman Bird as Sir Maurice Hankey
Roger Bizley as Ernst Hanfstaengl
James Cossins as Lord Lothian
Guy Deghy as King George V
Stephen Elliott as William Randolph Hearst
Günter Meisner as Adolf Hitler
Frederick Jaeger as Joachim von Ribbentrop
David Langton as Lord Londonderry
Preston Lockwood as Austen Chamberlain
David Markham as the Duke of Marlborough
Richard Marner as Ewald von Kleist-Schmenzin
Llewellyn Rees as Lord Salisbury
Terence Rigby as Thomas Barlow
Margaret Courtenay as Maxine Elliott
Merrie Lynn Ross as Marion Davies
Nigel Stock as Admiral Domvile
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illiana-mystery · 1 year
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😆😆😆😆
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the-fandom-abyss · 5 months
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Hiiii!!! I really love your fandom match up idea could I get a match up from mcu/tvd! Thanks if you do it!
Gender: Female she/her
Sexuality: straight
Appearance: I’ve got short black hair which I get trimmed every three to four months because I cannot handle below jaw length, I mostly wear flannel shirts as a style statement (my friend describes my style as someone’s 40 year old dad who does a 9-5), I get dimples on my face when I smile
Facts: I’m a stem major (struggling with it) (literally dying), I want to grow up to be a professor or teacher one day, feminism is my Roman Empire
Strengths: Im a people pleaser who accepts being one, im EXTREMELY funny, I love hanging out with myself, my taste in movie is immaculate, chemistry
Weaknesses: im a bit dull and stupid in general, can’t make friends really easily, adhd haver, can’t do calculus so well, take extreme amount of stress (my doc said I’m missing my period bc of my stress level I need to calm tf down), scaredy cat
I ship you with Stefan Salvatore!
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Stefan will support you in your dreams of becoming a teach or professor. He thoroughly enjoys the never ending questions he receives and how attentive you are when he gives his answers. What better way to learn about history or old school teachings than someone that has been there.
(Now I don’t know much about ADHD, but here is my take, ignore if wrong). Stefan has all the patience in the world, he honestly has all the time in the world. He will apply this to your stream of consciousness that seems to flow from one idea to the next. He is a great listener and enjoys the journey between where you started and where you end up. He is more than happy to keep you on track if that is what you need, otherwise you are a free woman. It’s your world and he is just living in it
You know who also has a hard time making friends? Stefan. He is a renowned hermit who enjoys his own company. This will work perfectly for you as both your needs align. There is no guilt when asking for alone time or space because he feels the same as you and completely understand why you need to refresh.
I ship you with Tony Stark!
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You mentioned that one of your strengths is chemistry, which Tony likes to add his spin to. Now he would never discredit your intellect but he will make pick up lines and jokes. He may have mentioned that you and him have great chemistry and has even hypothesised what could have if the two of you interact with each other
(Now I don’t know much about ADHD, but here is my take, ignore if wrong). You two are a force to be reckoned with. The Avengers believe that you have a secret language that only you or Tony can understand. Where he stops, you begin and vice versa. I feel this is what makes you a great team, always bouncing ideas, the energy levels, the understanding of one another.
You say that your movie choices are impeccable, well Tony will be the judge of that. With his love of film, he will happily take onboard your suggestions, even create a movie marathon date just for it. You want to have this in-depth conversations about them? Tony is your man. He will spend all night locked in a thoughtful debate with you on all things film.
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Right. So-
First of all, hello! My names are Leo or Chris! Most people just use Chris on me, but I do like Leo. My art signature is typically 'Chris' with a hairpin underline or T.E.T. though. Online you can call me Extra if you want!
My pronouns are: He/it/ze. I'm transmasculine.
My sexuality/Romantic orientation is: Aromantic and asexual. Perhaps autoromantic? I'm not fully sure.
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POTENTIALLY IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: my blog is sfw, but may contain suggestive jokes (though I’m not a huge fan of those myself so it probably won’t happen often), and (graphic) blood/gore. If you feel uncomfortable about any of those, you may refrain from following me or filter those particular tags.
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Extra:
haver of autism/inattentive ADHD comorbidity (just got officially diagnosed woohoo‼️)
Proud Pinterest Pin Hoarder to the extreme
I'm Hungarian, but I was made in England. I'm currently in neither country, but I'm not giving away my current location yet. Just in case. I speak English and Hungarian.
I’m below 18!!
I'm secretly a lump of slime taking on a human form :) (/j)
My MBTI type is INTP and my enneagram is 5w4.
This doesn't matter at all, but I'm a Virgo for anyone who cares.
I like to draw! And procrastinate! And rarely post my art!
I believe in the extra-terrestrial, can you tell
Atheist
Silly posts are tagged as #silly
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My fandoms include (may change in the future):
Will Wood
MCR
Invader ZIM
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Splatoon (Pearl holds a special place in my heart)
Deltarune (?) currently I'm distant from it, but I refuse to let go.
Lemon Demon (Neil banging out the tunes April 13 2006)
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If you are a part of this list do NOT FUNKING INTERACT
irken x child shippers (ZaDr, TaGr, etc). Zim and Tak are like 100 years older than Dib and Gaz, who are 12 and 11 years old, respectively.
krusie or kriselle shippers, suselle is pretty much canon
Proshippers. No exceptions, no excuses.
P3dos/MAPs. And lolicons/shotacons. You're invalid and should feel awful about yourselves.
Zoophiles. Like, what the hell? That crap just isn't right.
Any other similar orientation that's just plain bullshit and/or makes me uncomfortable ('dreamsexual', 'r@pesexual', 'animesexual', etc. This should be obvious.)
People who invalidate xenogenders.
Transphobes, Homophobes.
Ableists.
Racists.
Sexists.
Basically standard DNI criteria.
DSMP fans. You're all problematic. All of you.
Boyfriends webtoon fans.
LGBTQIA+ exclusionists.
Fujoshis/Fudanshis. Take a shower, PLEASE.
Anyone who supports Shane Dawson, Elon Musk, JK Rowling, or any other shitty person of the sorts.
Radfems.
Thankies!
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Now here's some casual stuff:
My comfort Characters
Spinach Can, Fridge, Lamp, Tony and Colin from DHMIS
Pearl, Marie and Frye from Splatoon
Jevil from Deltarune
Dib Membrane from Invader Zim
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❗️Small but important addition❗️: I don’t really care if you like media often considered to be problematic like South Park or Danganronpa or whatever. I just want you to acknowledge the problems with it and why people may be against it, so don’t defend it with your life around here. Dsmp fans, though, like I said, please get out of here.
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Current account status:
I haven't the foggiest idea
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adultswim2021 · 6 months
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The Drinky Crow Show #5: “Whale Show” | December 1, 2008 - 12:15AM | S01E02
Well, hello there. It’s the Drinky Crow Show from AdultSwim.com. In this one, Drinky Crow has blown his brains out and needs to find them in order to figure out what happened the night before which caused him to blow his brains out. He finds his brains, and they tell him: He found a pretty gal who had him take him out to sea. Drinky was happy to oblige, thinking perhaps he’ll get his cloaca sniffed. Before he’s able to get to any kind of base a big sea monster gobbles his date up.
Drinky shares this tale of woe to a pub filled with enraptured bar flies. After a night of having his beers paid for by sympathetic-ear-havers, Drinky realizes he can profit off telling his story over-and-over. So he does, with stupid puppets and stuff on a street corner.
His rinky-dink puppet show version of his story gets some attention from a big corporate entity, who buys Drinky’s heartbreak, keeping him and Uncle Gabby on as writers. And that’s where the episode sorta falls apart somewhat. The episode goes on another bizarre flight of fancy where Drinky keeps buying black market brains to keep his scripts fresh, which are now being performed at a Sea World style theme park. The suits encourage the writing partners to appeal to teens and engage in meta-humor. Okay, so it’s episode two (or three counting the pilot [or five, if you’re watching this in production order {which is how the Adult Swim website (adultswim.com) has it}]) and we’re already doing an episode that’s about the show itself?? COME ON! 
There’s a part in this where the park show includes a paid promotion from the Navy. My guess is that it was a reference to the fact that Adult Swim often did run ads for the US military, a fact that should piss us all off more than it clearly does. The Navy is also a big enough part of the Maakies-verse that maybe I’m wrong about that, and it’s actually just a coincidence. In a vacuum, the Navy would be the most likely entity to advertise itself in this world. I don’t know, I’m just flashing back to Brak solemnly saying “be an Army of one” and frowning right now. I am denying the world my smile, and that's bad news.
This one is resolved when Drinky happens upon the brains of the sea monster that ate his girlfriend. Absorbing the monsters memories makes him realize that his girlfriend only faked her death for the insurance money. And now I no longer have to talk about this episode (which wasn’t that good, in case it’s clear). 
EPHEMERA CORNER:
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Metalocalypse - Season Two DVD (December 2, 2008)
It’s important to note every single DVD release, or else I will die. 
This one didn’t advertise any extras, but hid everything as Easter Eggs. At least, that’s what I was told via a review from DVD Talk. 
MAIL BAG
Fun fact: Drinky Crow is one of the few shows the network openly doesn't like. Quoting the 16th anniversary disillusionment theater marathon: "We are fans of Tony Millionaire’s Maakies comic strip so we tried to turn it into a TV show. Turns out it made more sense as a strip. The Drinky Crow Show 2007"
Those bumps use too much sass mouth for my tastes, but I guess it’s admirable that they can be self-deprecating. I remember they said something about how they shouldn’t’ve commissioned 20 episode seasons from shows like Saul of the Mole Men. Very class LESS thing for them to do. But considering that they feed into the military-industrial complex, as noted in the above review, this should not be surprising.
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deepsixfanfic · 1 year
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Péssimo
Scott: É tão irritante como Tony é bom em tudo. Deve haver algo em que ele é péssimo. Grace: Talvez ele beije mal. Scott: Não, ele é bom nisso também. Grace: Quê?
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tigertime22 · 8 months
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What is up fellow sex havers!!!!!!!!!!! My name is Tony, I use he/they pronouns and am 21 years old, trans and bisexual. I'm pagan, my practice is pretty chill!
My blog only exists for vibes.
DMs open! But please have your age in your bio and don't message just a "hi" or "hello"
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beezonia · 1 year
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Hopefully got more of the psychonauts au coming today!!!!
But have some extra stuff for it as I try to come up with a coherent plot
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So each senior agent has like a mentee they teach and help gain skills a psychonaut would need.
Hershel and Emmy take care of Luke but Hershel isn’t actually Luke’s mentor (it’s Emmy btw)
Claire gets Clive
Sophia gets Flora
Randall gets kat
Alfendi goes at his own pace and ends up working with Hilda instead
Clark and Brenda end up taking ariana and tony
Angela and Henry don’t get mentees until later in crow and the black ravens
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Sophia’s speciality is herbaphony and her office is filled with not only her art supplies but a load of plants she takes care of!
Her mindscape is one big art studio but much like milla’s she’s hiding something in a memory vault
She can also teleport along with her strong telepathy
Clive is the raz of this au and his speciality is mind reading and invisibility along with the time bubble and clairvoyance
He and Claire get along like a house on fire
Angela is cryokinetic/pyrokinetic but her pyromancy is the much more prominent (her speciality basically)
Her cryokinesis pretty much only appears of she’s both sad/angry or her emotions are out of control (which happens much more then she likes to admit looking at you Randall)
Angela’s other powers include, psi blast and marksmanship along with shield
Henry is a hydrokinetic it’s his speciality and he’s a mind reader/telepath along with this
Randall has a strong psi blast along with his speciality which is the teleportation and his strong clairvoyance/levitation
Kat is the other zoolingualism Haver and sherl is her companion along with her levitation skills (speciality)/invisibility
Ernest is a cryokinetic along with his telepathy/mind reading skills and a bit of hydrokinesis
Flora is another herbaphony specialist along with her strong levitation and shield skills
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But yeah these are all subject to change so these aren’t accurate as of now if you have any ideas lmk my asks are open for the au specifically!!
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