Category: rich, popular, overachieving blonde who everyone thinks is straight but is actually lesbian as hell
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the megabitch of your dreams.
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Oh to live out a toxic teenage rivalry purely fuelled with academic validation and obsessive infatuation…
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I Kissed Shara Wheeler out of context:
“We got sidetracked doing a mozzarella stick tasting”
“Chloe, we’re gay. We can’t do math.”
“Once in a generation, there is a bisexual who can do math. You’re the chosen one.”
“Absolute wrecking ball bitch”
“Not unless you’re into marriage dramas about straight white people who can’t stop having affairs.”
“You know I’m always on horny monster watch for you.”
“Oh, you’re a cilantro hater”
“You know what else smells amazing? Sharpies. Like, a fresh one, when it’s juicy.”
“She’s gay, Your Honor!”
“It kind of sounds like she’s the megabitch of your dreams.”
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I like to think Brooklyn is a White House Intern during the last year of Ellen Claremont's 2nd term. I reckon Smith and Shara would be on the front lines of the "History, Huh?" movement. I think Chloe cheered so hard she spilled her soda on her roommate's carpet when she watched Alex's speech and heard him say "I'm the First Son of the United States and I'm bisexual. History will remember us". I think Ash and a few of their uni friends painted a mural of Prince Henry in an underpass after the story broke and it went viral (and I like to think Alex printed it out and has it stuck up on his desk through the better part of his time in law school). Idk I think it would be fun if they were in the same world
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Me reading chapter 1: Oh I bet Chloe is just being overdramatic and presumptuous and Shara is actually a nice girl with more depth than Chloe thinks
Me by chapter 12: Shara Wheeler is a vicious bitch and maybe a sociopath
Me by chapter 17: Oh they’re both batshit insane and they’re //perfect// for each other
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Book names + authors under the cut
Balthamos/Baruch- His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman
Chloe Green/Shara Wheeler- I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston
Jack Wolcott/Alexis Chopper- Wayward Children Series by Seanan McGuire
Uriel/Ashmedai "Little Ash"- When the Angels Left the Old Country by Sacha Lamb
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