"Man, Earth animals would be incredibly invasive on another planet."

"Yeah, rabbits are already a huge problem in Australia! Imagine what kind of havoc they could wreak on an alien ecosystem."

"Like if space poachers stole some, then crashed."

"Any alien criminals who did that would deserve…”

A Swift Kick to the Thorax

It’s available today! Tell your friends and enemies!

Img ID: the cover of the sci-fi novel “A Swift Kick to the Thorax.” It features a veterinarian’s prescription pad floating in space, with the title written in the prescription area. A pen floats behind it and a chunk has been bitten out of the pad.

POV: You mentioned getting a divorce after a very heated argument with yandere!Sunday

(alt under the cut) i cant stop drawing him i fucking hate him. but hes jeff the killing my art block

"DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES, DARLING"

POV, you're getting your everything pulled out on the forest floor. Bonus detail shots:

ᴬˡˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵍˢ, ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘᵎ

"...not very clever!"

and then Alastor cusses for the first time in the show :D

Oh yeah it's my birthday today!!

I wanted to draw something special, but i really want to relax this day

And oh! Im 16 today!! (kind of age reveal lol)

fuck it friday

tagged by @rewritetheending @jeeyuns @giddyupbuck @try-set-me-on-fire @leothil @housewifebuck @buckactuallys @alyxmastershipper thank you pals! have a single i-love-you-like-a-dog dog joke mwah

Eddie scrunches his face up. “If I sleep now, I won’t sleep later.” Buck laughs. “Yes, you will. You say this every day, and then forty minutes after you take your meds you’re basically comatose.” “Not with this lowered dosage,” Eddie grumbles, but he closes his book anyway. “Your parents land tonight, right? Tomorrow’ll be pretty full-on, if you’re seeing them,” Buck reminds him, squeezing one of his ankles gently. “Plus, this way I can swing by the store with Chris, get some groceries if you’re having them over? If you come with I’ll have to make you wait in the car.” Eddie glares at him balefully. “I’m not a dog.” “Hey, you left me in the car all the time after my leg got crushed,” Buck protests. “Yeah, well, you couldn’t fucking walk at all. And I always left a window cracked,” Eddie says. “I don’t think pushing a shopping trolley for fifteen minutes is going to incapacitate me, Buck.” “I don’t know,” Buck singsongs, “I know your son, and that trolley’s going to be stuffed with his body weight’s worth of tamale fillings if he knows his abuela’s coming over. And that means you’re gonna want to see Mariana, which adds at least an extra half an hour to this little excursion, if you take into account the four weeks of gossip you’ll want to catch up on.” “We don’t gossip,” Eddie huffs. “You can’t add an arbitrary half-hour based on gossiping that doesn’t happen.” “I’m not judging, Eddie,” Buck tells him seriously, “but my calculations are never wrong.”

tagging @onward--upward @diazblunt @athenagranted @zahlibeth @clusterbuck @forthewolves @anxieteandbiscuits @colonoscopys @transboybuckley if you have anything 💓

Little more sleep under my belt today, so let's see how the day goes 😤☕

if i ever get a better pc, and if i ever have the patience to fuck around with the sims 4 and building (i love the sims 4 for how it looks and how easy it is to story-tell but gughguhugh at the gameplay) i wanna remake oasis springs and strangerville for the sims 2 psp and move my lil story there. or hell i'll just do it in the sims 3

ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧ 𖢔꙳𐂂𖥧˖* hiii!! happy sunday funday!! :3 wishing a v merry xmas eve to you all!! santas coming tonight so don’t forget to leave out some sweet treats & some milk!! ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১ i hope you all have an amazing day, get the coolest gifties tonight/tmrw, & spend lots of time w fam/friends/loved ones!! <33

the dog you really gotta dread is the one that howls inside your head it’s him who howling drives men mad and a mind to its undoing

@heropartnerweek - ALONE

[Image ID: Digital doodle on a dark gray canvas of a darkrai in red sketchy lines hovering over a prinplup in white sketchy lines. The darkrai's claws curl around the prinplup's head, who's facing away. They stand in a red glowing circle. /.End ID]

good morning!!! :3

hi hi, happy wednesday~ i hit a milestone! thank u x a million for sticking around and supporting my little hobby 🫶🏽 i want to hold an event but probably won’t be able to until the semester ends but so be on the look out!

Happy Birthday to me!

This drawing was partially my friends @natkatelin (the one who wants me to draw oiled up men) idea so thank you

Just woke up so I don’t feel that different yet but hopefully I’ll have a nice day and a nice party tomorrow :D

v close up & process v

😳