Windows NP 4.0 (and the canary) warned Sam (and us)....

SAM: Uhhh, Alice? // ALICE: Yeah? // SAM: I think the text to speech AIs are in love with each other. // ALICE: Heh. Chester and Norris started flirting mid-paragraph again? // SAM: A-again? // ALICE: Ya, they do that when they get side-tracked by outside data. It's just a bug, wait it out. // SAM: Wha??

Could you imagine

My observations thus far

I'm so sorry but these descriptions make me laugh sooo hard

[his teeth are not soft]

[BONZO BONZO BONZO] like a pokemon that was never meant to be

[Mr. BONZO excitedly lumbers away] he's just so babygirl idk what to tell you

Tma has been leaking into every bit of my life 😭

Like,

Acne scars? Wdym? It’s obvious that Jane prentiss’s worms attempted to bury into my skin not whatever tf ur talking about

Doing homework late into the night? I’m literally the archivist

Lost something? Bro it’s that homophobic vase hating on me

Feeling watched? I mean I atleast I’m feeding someone ig

Alone in a house? I’m literally in a pocket dimension rn

Computer acting up and won’t load? Chester, Norris, the other one, if you don’t load this damn computer right now I’m shutting you down and taking a break

[ID: Digital drawings of Needles from The Magnus Protocol on a gray background. He is a thin, shadowy figure in a brown raincoat with the hood up and dark gray pants and gray shoes and black fingerless gloves. His only visible facial features are his large eyes and mouth, and needles make up his eyebrows and poke out of his chin like a goatee. He also has needles coming out of his fingertips. The first drawing is a bust showing him smiling at the viewer, and the second is a full body drawing of him posed as though walking with his hands near his sides making clawing gestures. He is smiling at the viewer with extra needles poking out from between his teeth. end ID]

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a hesitant needles design!! keeping my design pretty vague and ambiguous for now, waiting until we get more description cuz i feel like we're def going to soon enough. I imagine the needles are usually under the skin and then poke out as needed (i just drew them as brows and beard to get the Needles Thing across) (no i did NOT mean to give him a goatee it just happened)

thank you mr. pellington for giving us the snake version of jane prentiss

The Magnus Protocol wiki has a new home!

Because of the issues* with fandom (the company), we've relocated the wiki to a new host, namely Miraheze. Miraheze is completely ad free, run by a nonprofit, and comes with far greater backend flexibility than fandom.

Signal boosts are very welcome and we appreciate your understanding as we get settled in our new home ^^

*If you're unfamiliar with The Issues, Stop using Fandom by mossbag is a good video breakdown of the situation.

If you don't feel like watching a video, the Hollow Knight wiki has a written explanation for their decision to leave fandom, which very much mirrors our own.

do you think they ever explored each others bodies

Gwen: maybe you should be here on time

Alice: hey Gwen, time isn’t real

Me: oh so you want each other carnally

GERRY KEAY I LOVE YOUUUUU

Finally caught up on both Magnus Archives and Protocol!!!

Plain screen version and closeups on Norris and Chester screens

quick silly (template created by cooltimesonline)

Edit: APOLLO'S DODGEBALL, LET'S GOOO

Quick reminder for my fellow American fans!

England isn't on daylight savings time yet - Protocol episode 10 will be dropping 1 hour late for us tomorrow. Early access patrons, hold your spoilers; everyone else, don't panic when it's not in your feed at the normal time. It will be coming, just delayed!

the magnus protocol ep 4

I need more people to talk about how beautiful being a monster could’ve been

Like no one can tell me that the corruption isn’t potential for cottagecore

Like imagine being filled with Butterflies and lying down in a flower patch to feed. Or being filled with Bees and becoming a bee keeper in Sussex.

It doesn’t have to be bugs. Imagine having your skin replaced with fungi and having mushrooms growing out of your arms. Or maybe flowers bloom in your lungs and you’re always surrounded by little critters like a Disney princess

Imagine being taken over by an orange tree and smelling like citrus. Or even a strawberry bush and being followed around by rabbits and crows and mice looking for a bite.

Imagine becoming a home for hummingbirds or , hell, even ducks. Ducks just burrowing and living in you.

Like I keep seeing people wanna be vast avatars or eye avatars or distortion avatars BUT YALL ARE SLEEPING ON THE CORRUPTION

(Guys lowkey, I just want a cottagecore themed Magnus protocol 😭 is that sm to ask. They’d make such lovely homes)