joel saying “it wasn’t time that did it” while staring hopelessly at ellie literally ruined my entire life

AITA for trying to save a child?

I (56M) have been on a sort of road trip with E (14F) for a while now. For privacy, I won’t say why she had to go to the hospital but basically it was for some testing. As we’re getting there hospital staff threw a pipe bomb at us (??? is this protocol?) and I woke up in a separate room. An acquaintance of mine, M (40s F) then tells me that the testing on E will be lethal? And gives me a sentimental knife and tells staff members to drop me off at a nearby highway. To make a long story short, I managed to get my hands on a weapon, things turned physical, and I did some things I regret. I managed to get E out safely but the whole thing has really been weighing on me. AITA?

joel and ellie | 1.02

Henry: *kicking the robot out of Sam’s hand* OUR ONE RULE WHAT IS IT

Sam: we only carry what we have to

Henry: that’s right

Joel (with a layer of notes and paper a foot thick crumpled in the bottom of his backpack three Molotov cocktails and a stack of firefly medallions up his ass):

Mando S3 be like:

Disney: *watches The Last of Us*

Disney: Damn, that show is really good. We need to do something like that, especially since we already have Pedro. Let’s see, how do we make this more like Last of Us? Hmm…do we have a Tess character?

Lucasfilm: We got Bo-Katan.

Disney: Alright, close enough!

Get this to 1 bazillion reblogs chat! 💪

(ellie giving joel the antibiotic shot) wow this is just like me giving my t shot

I HATE IT WHEN A CHARACTER I LIKE DOES THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL CONFLICTED ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!

I'm not crying you're crying

[ellie voice] hey joel why does tess call you babygirl

Can we talk about how Joel has a surviving brother? It’s kinda wild?? Like what are the odds that they both

1. would have survived

2. stayed in touch from day 1 for almost 2 decades

3. Found each other again even though Tommy went AWOL

4. WOULD HAVE BOTH SURVIVED (..this is still valid even though it’s the same as # 1)

Like thats Apocalypse Goals my guy, I mean—

Joel: do you really consider me a father figure??

Ellie: more like a bother figure!!

joel and ellie in their natural habitat | 1.04

TLOU (hbo series) au where everything is exactly the same except the 80s song that “meant trouble” was Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up

Pedro Pascal’s characters where they’re the same, but their personalities are flipped around:

Oberyn Martell: Confess! Tell the court that you ra-actually, you know what, I don’t have time for this (pulls spear out and plunges it into the Mountain’s neck).

Joel Miller: I’ll take the girl but only if you promise to pay all the credits in the original deal. Yes, I get that she’s important and that this will be a dangerous job. No, I don’t know what a clicker or a bloater is, should I be worried?

Din Djarin: Have you ever been with a Mandalorian? Our cocks are as hard as our armor. If you want to see, join me in the other room with the Twileks. Before we talk business, let us indulge ourselves in pleasure!

Me at 3am during a campaign: "Stoncey can I come over, after school"

Abby: "Who the hell is Stoncey?"

Me: *shrugs* "I dunno. I forgot what I was rolling for."