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gideon every two pages as soon as she got into harrows body: holy shit you are the smallest person ever you have no muscle tone you are half my height you come up to my kneecap harrow how do you live like this
#shes so funny i cant#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#the locked tomb#thoughts are jaywalking#griddlehark
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once a year i have to do something so insanely stupid it haunts me for the rest of my life and that just happened. so i’m good for the rest of the year
#txt#saw another guy jaywalk thought i was in the clear bus came speeding and the bus driver scolded me#I WAS IN THE WRONG. BTW.
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We, as a queer community, really need to get better at teaching our history to our youngest members. Because you cannot go forward without knowing where you have been, because you cannot know what you have if you don't know what it cost, and because I never want to see another damn fic where a character who lived through the 80s and 90s in the military acts like Don't Ask, Don't Tell was some cruel oppressive assault on their rights that they hate and resent their superiors for.
#yes this is an arson murder and jaywalking joke but it really is genuinely distracting#for those who don't know: DADT was a -protection-#it did not -suddenly- make queer folk unwelcome in the military#queer folk were ALREADY not welcome in the military#and in fact we were so unwelcome that it was official policy to hunt us down and drum us out#DADT said 'you're still unwelcome obviously but only if you force the issue'#'we'll look the other way if you're discreet'#like yes that's still shitty and that's why we celebrated when it was repealed#but only because it -also- came with the repeal of the -underlying policy-#many queer folk were certainly upset that it didn't go far enough but no one with half a brain#thought it was an -attack- on us. it was the exact opposite#a halfway gesture of allyship from a democratic party that couldn't get anything better past the congressional GOP#so now you know.#go forth and write Carol Danvers with greater period accuracy.
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See, yokai watch can be a pretty great comfort game. as long as you ignore The Horrors
#HJWHA;T THE FJUCK does YKW have so many jumpscare events for.#ALL /LH BTW I FIND IT SOFUNNYHKWJSKFWHDJF#wondertext#i Just got back 2 playing after a while + recovering&successfully transferring my save file from my previous PC's backup#(hwhich I'd been afraid id lost for like the longest time So. Yay!! 🎉🎉 huge W for cris nation)#Only recently had the chance to like sit back and pick up where i left off; today in particular had been pretty tough#so I thought 'hey!! What better way 2 get things off my mind than thru some pleasant gaming :}'#IMMEDIATELY Got greeted w/ Terror Time my beloathed.also i forgot the game punishes the player for jaywalking(?)#So I had no option but to watch helplessly as my entire team was promptly mercilessly obliterated in an unwinnable fight <3#I wantd to calm my nerves & Instead got sm shit thrown at me it left me having heart palpitations HKJWASDF IWAS SCREAMING N SHIT#Positively adrenalizing tho !!i'll giveit that#love thisgame i love getti;g scared in the middle of my quirky slice-of-lifey adventure ♡
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Yo villain Diwi has moved in, and is now living rent free in my head
#he’s just a funky little dude#he pours milk before his cereal and jaywalks for no reason#he likes to make people uncomfortable by talking in German and laughs at them when asked to translate#idk I’m trying to find the least evil things that he’d do with the same energy as a super villain#he wears a leather jacket because that’s what truly evil people do#he has a cat because all villains needs minions#he treats it like his baby#I have many thoughts about this idiot don’t mind me#eddsworld#eddsworld fanart#ew fanart#ew diwi#evil diwi#my art#procreate#maybe i'll draw today?
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had a fucking realization
#✧ chatting !#today is like.elie shares all her little thoughts day or smth#ANYWYAS SO LIKE#on their jackets. chi.se has the word ''myself'' while ha.ru has the word ''home''#which is super interesting to me bc like ??? those things are smth they both yearn for if that makes sense ?#as everyone ( literally only my two hana.doll mutuals ) know. chi.se and ha.ru struggle a lot w their self imageand how they—#—perceive themselves#stares at the jaywalk lyrics. anyways#as for the home part !! ha.ru never really felt like he had a ''home'' as he lived pretty much his entire life in the orphanage#and as for chi.se he never felt as tho he fit in either . . . since he had been disfigured and stuff . . .#and a home doesnt necessarily have to be a Place. it can simply be feelings of love and belonging. am i making sense#good lord
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ohgh just remembering that time i begged and begged for a single unpaid day off to get a literal haircut and to go to the doctor and my manager first made me write a letter explaining the situation in humiliating detail (that i could not physically drive, and had no longer any ability in my life at all to handle even small tasks outside of work anymore due to time constraints of my 1 job combined with the complex public transport situation) and then, after i was done, she said she would not allow me to take a singular unpaid day off. she was straight up satanic what was her deal
#i remember just being so broken and devastated and feeling idk if its alright to say#but honestly feeling Dehumanized by that shit#like... feeling gross and unreal#and watching the cars as i walked along the road and thinking 'it would be so easy'#i dont think i ever told anybody that. anywhere. ever.#the everpresence of that thought#'it would be so easy' (to let myself get hit)#and i thought that shit on the regular. because i jaywalked every lunch break#to get to a random ass parking lot bench to get away from everybody#god i feel like a failure its really been 6 months and im still broken up from her
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the good news is i have found lots of super super cool graffiti around
the somewhat not so good news is that i've found a couple of "jesus saves" stickers and not a single antifa or similar graffiti yet (well maybe i just don't understand the french abbreviations but. still. numbers are international and so is the anarcho a right??)
#a biscuit's rambles#anyway im not half as overwhelmed as i thought id be!!#the air is really really really bad and i hate it BUT the traffic and people are kinda. i can get behind that#i mean im already out there jaywalking like a true parisian so theres that#unrelated hypothetical question how much of that Tab Water That Contains Chlorine can one safely drink#(i am absolutely not so very against buying fucking WATER of all things that im trying to drink the chlorine water nope)#(if it helps the bottle i filled is only half french tab water and half actual good water)
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i have to do a call with my aunt and grandma in like half an hour and im trying so hard to not anxiety spiral but I swear the first thing out of my mouth is going to be AN OLD LADY NEARLY WALKED IN FRONT OF MY CAR I DON'T WANNA KILL PEOPLE WHY DO PEOPLE WANT ME TO KILL THEM SO BADLY????? followed by sobbing
#i know she was probably just distracted and THOUGHT the road was empty but seriously if you're jaywalking and a car fucking#comes around a corner going fast bc they also did not see you WHY WOULD YOU CONTINUE TO WALK TOWARDS THEIR LANE??? FUCKING STOP. HALT. WAIT.#or just GO TO THE GODDAMN CORNER ANYWAY THERE'S NOTHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD WORTH JAYWALKING FOR#and i still feel bad about the other woman sitting in the parking lot who i spooked#alao wondering if she was still there when my coworker came out and if he could convince her to move so he could get out#anyway i must syop hyperfixating. i didn't hit anyone. and if i did it wouldn't be my fault anywau#not that legal fault makes you feel any better morally#anyway don't put me in these positions. im a delicate flower. the rules of the road exist for a fucking reason.#and if you're all 'lol i love stepping into traffic bc if someone hits me i can sue them!!' no you can't#unless you can prove you were in a marked crosswalk and they had time to see you and stop you will get nothing but broken legs
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Things that I, an ENTP, have told people that they just believed for some unknown reason #2
There is a 700chf fee for jaywalking in Switzerland.
#this was on a date yesterday#the guy was like wow#ok#so i won't be jaywalking#and i said it totally as a joke with the thought that he'd be like lol#that makes no sense#but nope#good news#he won't get hit by a car jaywalking in switzerland so#you're welcom#entp#mbti#things that i've said#tbh-entp
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9 people you’d like to get to know better tag game
thanks for tagging me @lightningbee!!
three ships:
- bokuakakurotsuki (bokuto x akashi x kuroo x tsukki) from haikyuu 🏐
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- gogeto (gojo x getou ) from jujutsu maiden
first ever ship: i can’t exactly remember but i think it was zukka, a classic
last song: criminal world by david bowie 🌙 🕺
last movie: heart of stone … fun but not super special
currently reading: amsterdam by ian mcewan
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drag queen jay is real
ok this is just a what if but what if jay did drag in his spare time it just came to me but like i honestly think its kinda cool and now i am going to draw it
#jaywalker#ninjago#lego ninjago#master of lightning#if anyone else has made a post about this lmk cus if they have all credit goes to them otherwise i thought of it lmao#jay walker my beloved
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Our perceptions of what wizards do and do not know is kinda dumb.
Like, are you saying that the wizarding world doesn't have rubber ducks?
#i have thoughts on this and i can't help but be a little indignant on behalf of the wizarding world#there's obviously some technological advancements that would confuse them because they dont have magic how did the box show people...#but also. i refuse to belive that they dont have rubber ducks. Arthur was poking fun at Harry. i will go down with this headcanon#im reading a fic and at one point it mentions a wizard asking how you know when to cross the road???#are you implying the ww never had carriages?#it would make sense how they wouldn't but like...they have busy streets. the answer is obvious. YOU JAYWALK!!#hp headcanon#harry potter#wizarding world
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to get the full experience from my posts you have to imagine me wandering around downtown portland with an energy drink in one hand and typing furiously with the other. this is the only way to really see what’s going on inside my mind
#漫言#i’m at my most Thinking Of Astarion when i am at work and don’t want to be.#which is usually.#you have to know that i’m looking the ppd in the eye and jaywalking across burnside to truly know what’s happening in there.#that’s a lie i hate burnside downtown and am never over there unless i’m going to powell’s. but it’s the thought that counts
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Love having war flashbacks to this morning when I could have hit a guy walking across the street. In my defense he was trying to walk across a place without a cross walk when there were lots of crosswalks around that I watch and I had a car full of baby animals I couldn’t just slam into the side of their crates by stopping hard but MAN I still feel like an ass. Everything is fine but it’s gonna haunt me
#going like 30 to dead stop WILL slam the animals#but Jesus Christ dude don’t just walk into the street#I am only watching the crosswalks because you’re supposed to cross at the cross walk#don’t fuckin jaywalk and maybe this won’t happen#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa brain go to sleep#stop thinking bad thoughts
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eddie x reader
wayne & her r gonna meet but they already know each other so they prank eddie that he doesn’t like her
You've got your game face on, Eddie just misunderstands why. He thinks you've squared your shoulders and furrowed your brow to remind yourself that you're tough, that you're awesome, and that it doesn't matter what his uncle thinks of you (even though he knows he'll love you). Really, it's because you're about to rage against the man currently opening the door.
"Wayne," Eddie grins, holding up your joined hands, "This is-"
"You," Wayne seethes, glare sharp enough to fool his nephew, "What the hell are you doing bringin' 'round a criminal, son?"
"A- A what?"
"Oh, not you," You scoff, dropping Eddie's hand to cross your arms over your chest, "Eddie, you didn't tell me your uncle was a psychopath."
"Psycho- What? You're the one that keyed my car!"
"You hit me with it," You seethe, spitting mad, "And then you just drove away! You laughed, you're fucking insane!"
"You- you what? Wayne!" Eddie looks aghast at his uncle, "The first time I get a girlfriend you run her over?"
"She was in my way," The old man gripes, "Tell her to stop jaywalking."
"Jaywalking? And- and baby," He turns to you, eyes wide and afraid, "You slashed his tires? I- I mean, that's fucked up that he did that but- but did you really do that?"
"She called me a coot, too," Wayne insists, but after punctuating his sentence, his frown falters, and his jaw nearly snaps from how hard he's clenching it, trying to keep his laughter in."
"You are a coot," You huff, but his concealed laughter only makes your own bubble up, "And- and another thing, old man..."
"Yeah? Gimme a reason," Wayne raises a fist, all bark and no bite, "Just- just gimme a reason to, and I'll- I'm sorry, I can't."
His chest puffs with laughter, and the way Eddie's standing fear-stricken makes you dissolve as well. He's perhaps more afraid of the two of you when you break down laughing together, leaning on the doorframe or folded over at the waist. He almost wishes you'd start shouting again.
"Okay, guys," He calls warily, "What's going on?"
"She works at the gas station I stop by for cigarettes." Wayne waves a hand at Eddie, "I knew you two were together when I saw that ring on her hand." He points to a particularly gaudy one of Eddie's that he'd given you as a token of his admiration."
"Sorry, Eddie," Your sentence begins with a giggle and ends with a sigh as you butt your head against his chest, "We just wanted to freak you out."
"You did," He shakes his head, eyes closed, "i thought you were gonna knock her lights out, Wayne. And- wait! You said you quit smoking!"
This time it's Eddie with fire in his eyes, and you give Wayne a teasingly panicked look from over Eddie's shoulder.
"Yeah, I told you that 'cause I wanted you to think it," Wayne drawls, "I buy a pack after work every week."
"You're not allowed to sell him any more," Eddie whirls on you, and you drop the face, "Understand?"
"Yes, sir." You fake-salute, "Now can we get inside? I want to hang out with your uncle."
"I've been meanin' t'ask you," Wayne welcomes you into the trailer with an arm out that wraps around your shoulders as you cross the threshold, leaving Eddie alone on the front steps, "Did you ever get that car radio of yours workin' again? 'Cause a buddy of mine just totaled his car, the stereo's workin' fine. I figured I could swap it out for you."
As you get into a discussion of car radios and junkyard ethics, Eddie stands with furrowed brows in the doorway. He's watching his girlfriend and his uncle chat like college friends, and he can barely shake off the bewilderment enough to step inside his own home.
"You two are crazy," He cuts you off, frowning at the both of you, "I- God, I need a beer."
#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson scenario#eddie munson oneshot#eddie munson one-shot#eddie munson one shot#eddie munson headcanon#eddie munson headcanons#eddie munson hc#eddie munson hcs#eddie munson fanfiction#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson fic#eddie munson blurb#eddie munson drabble#eddie munson dialogue#eddie munson fluff
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