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Stuffed animals I think Dethklok would give each other
Not trying to infantilize, they all get them those fuckin man babies.
Probably cringe but I could care less honestly 😭
Not proofread suck a fart
Nathan
Pickles gets him a whale. It's a reference to the whale he'll see so maybe next time he can relate it to his stuffed animal and not worry. They also stand for strength, which adds to the overall meaning of getting over fears.
Murderface would get him a lion. He says it's a jab at how much of a perfectionist he needs to be to be proud of his work. They're also just hella fucking brutal. Lions for the win
Skwisgaar would get him some type of fish. It doesn't matter which one, just whichever he finds first. They won't be very big, just little plushies.
Toki would get him a German Shepherd. He thinks it's a cool dog and I like to think it's Nathan's favorite. He would probably get the black ones to match Nathan's hair. He likes how they're actually cute but look brutal.
Charles isn't a big giver, especially with stuffed animals. If he finds one of those brutally cute things like the baphomet plushies he'll get them. Other than that, he's just too busy to look for insanely interesting ones.
Skwisgaar
Nathan would get him that alien plush from Ikea. I don't know why that was the first thing I thought of, but it was. It's called like Aftonsparv I think. They just both find it chucklesome.
Pickles would get him a wolf. I like to think that he just obsesses over wolves sometimes and Pickles feels the need to add fuel to fire.
Murderface would get him an arctic fox. He likes to say that Skwisgaar is from the North Pole up with "Santy Claus". He also just likes them.
Toki would get him a polar bear. I just think that everyone collectively thinks that Skwisgaar is an arctic man. He's pale and has ice blue eyes so it makes sense to me.
Toki
Nathan would get him a bunny because it's his spirit animal. (Ie. The episode they aired Bloodlines, I can never remember the name)
Pickles would get him little sharks. Think Blåhaj and things related. He just thinks they're cute and Toki loves them.
Murderface would get him a tiger. He says it's better because it's like a house cat but metal. Toki would argue that house cats are quite metal, but to no avail.
Skwisgaar would get him big octopuses. He would either say it was the Kraken or Cthulhu. Whichever he felt like it being.
Pickles
Nathan would get him just that. Pickles. It would be like the Cat v Pickle plushies and if it was a cat he'd just give it to Toki or something. He thinks it's the funniest shit ever
Murderface would get him an orca. They're hella brutal and he thinks it's funny that they're actually dolphins (don't fact check me i'm pretty sure that's true)
Toki is getting him dolphins. They're the shark and dolphin duo and it's so fun. It's a gag at this point, they'll buy each other the ugliest ones.
Skwisgaar would give him a frog. He just think it fits Pickles's vibe and appearance. Not to say he's an ugly frog.
Murderface
Nathan would get him a pig. At first it seems like a jab at him, but pigs are cute! They're also known to be smart and clean, at least from what a teacher told me once.
Pickles would get him those plushies of his favorite chip bags because they're just so fun. they also crinkle because why wouldn't they.
Toki would get him lions because they're also brutal cats and he thinks he should get the same thing. Also he needs some strength in his life the poor guy.
Skwisgaar would get him a manatee. It's just an ongoing joke since the events of Doublebookedklok. They giggle about it when they get too high sometimes.
Charles
He's the gifter this time
He hates when the guys get him things because he thinks they should use their money on "more useful" things.
He'll get Nathan those Baphomet plushies. They don't have to be generally big, but if he sees one he'll get it.
Pickles would get a horse or two from him. Specially the white and black ones, considering those are the most metal horses.
Murderface would get a wrench from this son of a bitch. Not a real one like a stuffed one I hope that was clear. I think they'd both giggle a little bit.
He's also a Toki cat giver. Specifically Calico cats. If he finds one that looks like Really Cool Cat then he'll get it for sentiment.
He'll get Skwisgaar an owl. He thinks it matches him and is majestic like he is, while still kind of creepy. Also spirit animal mention.
That's it I hope you fucks enjoyed <33
#metalocalypse#mtl#william murderface#charles offdensen#nathan explosion#skwisgaar skwigelf#charles foster offdensen#dethklok#pickles the drummer#headcanon#stuffed animals#let's just say i wholeheartedly believe these#probably cringe
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buck “im an ally” while literally on a date with a guy buckley
eddie “two dudes just hanging out” diaz
they’re perfect for each other 🤦🏻
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how could i have forgotten the comedy gold that was the shot showing henry’s entire office wall knocked down and in response the first thing he does it run to his liquor cabinet to make sure nothing was stolen
#to market to market is definitely one of the episodes ever i don’t care#i’ve seen it eight gazillion time and yet when i went to grab a henry clip for the edit i laughed my ass off#hes so fucking funny#literally everything he did was the funniest thing he could possibly do#mash#mashposting#m*a*s*h#mash 4077#mashblr#henry blake
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spock's brain s3e1
#what an episode. what an episode.#listen i do NOT accept the 'its the worst episode of tos' NO. NONONO.#is it good? fuck no. but it is NOT the worst#spocks brain is my fucked up little dog i found on the side of the road#entertaining as shit. end of discussion.#not equipped for rambling#star trek tos#tos#star trek#star trek the original series#spock's brain#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#tos spock#you cannot call spocks brain the worst when the paradise syndrome and omega glory sit right there#granted the paradise syndrome is just real bad imo (apart from the spones content. but even then.)#the omega glory is saved by it being the funniest fucking bullshit ive ever seen. tears in my eyes#they took his brain THEY TOOK HIS BRAIN. JUST. STOLE IT.#I CANT HATE IT THATS SO FUNNY#shout out to the post i reblogged below that reminded me of it again. ily.
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S5 E4 - Ms. Jean's Southern Cuisine
#whoever edited this show is a genius#funniest fucking episode ever#giving eric andre show fly buzzing by vibes#gordon ramsay#kitchen nightmares#dank memes#quotes
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the same freedom from the creative shackles of buzzfeed that allowed shane madej to create a silly puppet show with confoundingly deep lore also allowed zach kornfeld to feed real human beings a bukkake themed cake
#try guys#sorry im just. still processing that without a recipe episode.#why was it so fucked up and weird#what was in the LA water that week#i mean its the funniest thing the try guys have done maybe ever but still
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act annoying on this post and ill block you ♡
everyone accusing black sails fans of Being Rude In The Notes owes me $10 for making me look in the notes (like. What. WHERE) and $10 more for subsequently making me witness the Stede fans also being unhinged petty assholes but it doesnt count when they do it, i guess?
at this point im saltier about Black Sails fans being repeatedly being called assholes but ofmd fans Not being called out for probably the same behavior or worse? and with what feels like very little. evidence? god damn
#toy txt post#pirate poll#if you reply to this post you are in danger of being blocked and ignored#note: after having looked in the notes at what yall are calling mean and cunty amd asshole behavior from flint stans#i would like to add a disclaimer that none of you literally owe me $10 its a silly fucking thing im saying online that means nothing#lest ppl decide to add exortion to the list of crimes we're accusing flint stans of out of ? little to no basis#ftr im a flint voter but i also like stede and ofmd bc im starved for gay pirate shows. these shows are holding hands. these#shows are having a conversation and all of your being dumb in the notes about either one of them owe me and the#poll runner $10 each. again. not a literal statement unless u like. really want to i guess? lmao#i have issue w all yall. those of u voting flint cos stede took a pardon and irl stede bonnet was a slaveowner#are voting for the correct choice for entirely wrong reasons#its not irl stede on the vote its ofmd stede. flint has said his crew has sold more slaves than theyve freed#and the pardon........ill get into that tomorrow#the ppl hating stede for abandoning mary are hilarious to me sorry. he abandoned her and then she was like. finally thriving#the ppl hating flint for being edgy.....specifically that person admitting they didnt even watch past the first episode...#im glad u are not in the fandom i dont think we'd get along lol#u think flints bad for being edgy........whew#to the person who hasnt seen either show but voted flint bc he seemed more chill: you are the funniest person on this earth and i love you#that man is the least chill a man has ever been#and only finally seems chill by comparison when its Silver's turn to go off the rails and then its like not even for very long#hes the least chill there is and hes valid#anyway. one fear: thousands of salty ofmd fans hatevoting flint into oblivion into the next round#if you do that or are planning to do that. i hate you and you are extremely annoying#god he really is vriska. god forbid gay pirate women do anything 🙄#they h8te to see a 8ad 8itch winning
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"We need an isolated place and peace to circulate our qi together, for seven days"
The house where they go:
In this house in less than seven days, we have:
A prince and his court searching for a book:
Family drama:
Other family drama:
Four martial clowns fooled by a conwoman:
Grieving dad:
Uncle boy (without uncle's protection):
A marriage:
Martial buddies catching up:
Mei ChaoFeng:
#Joke on you but at 'we need to be alone' I though they were going to fuck to save gj's life#i read too much fanfiction#Funniest episodes ever#legend of condor heroes 2017
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*shaking even more violently* what the shit. what the fuck. w ww. h at
#just blahs#dndads#so i finished the episode#a h#spoilers for the ep in the tags btw#BUT DOES THIS MEAN WE GONNA GET DEMON TAYLOR NOW ?????#WHAT THE FUCK ????#also to the person saying im gonna need velcro for a taylor plush#you are the funniest human being to ever exist. second only to matthew arnold himself#and i might genuinely do that once i have access to velcro#BUT WHJT THE FUCK#I DO N O T HAVE COHERENT THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS OTHER THAN W H A T T H E F U C K#and also hermie calling normal his will-they-wont-they-partner <33333#thats my coherent (ish) thought today#i cant believe they made gay people real#theyre so in love and i WILL be thinking about them for the forseeable future#and also the foreseeable past because i also HAVE been thinking about them since i heard episode 6
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I dont think anyone on the HERstory of earth hates Blue Moon. All of the characters are done SO WELL, like theyre all assholes and charming and awkward all at the same time.
-Sarah, Sarah was so selfless in that episode it really sucks that Ethan snaps at her when hes wolfing out.
#And erica represents me in such a weird lvl in Blue Moon. I dont excuse her actions but oh my god jesus this was my behavior as a preteen...#and something about seeing that played by a 21 year old actor is... a lot.#same with david grrring and shit like OH MY GOD!!!#i love that episode so much. What if i went around curing all of your boyfriends will ALWAYS be the funniest fucking line ever 2 me#bye#talk
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Never thought I’d cry to a parody of Smash mouth’s “All Star.”
#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#dnd#this episode was somehow the funniest and saddest this podcast has ever been#Beth may is a fucking star#scary needs a hug so fucking badly#Lincoln is my new favorite
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Sorry but your answer to blackyote made me think of the Steven's knife copypasta but w/ mattholomule. Like:
people on this site will make the biggest scene whenever any of the hexsquad has the tiniest flaw but i don’t see ANYBODY talking about all of the innocent people mattholomule callously stabs per episode ..? :/ it seems like almost every time i watch the show i’m like, great, another mattholomule's knife episode. it’s like, enough? we get it??
Okay I've recovered but I need you to know I was in outright sobbing hysterics over this
#GREAT ANOTHER MATTHOLOMULES KNIFE EPISODE#it just put the image in my head of the little gremlin scampering around and shanking people in the shins#and i completely fucking lost it#(i miss you stevens knife. you were the funniest meme that fandom ever gave us)
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OHOHOHOHOHO I FUCKING LOVE GENERATION LOSS
#SO COOL I AM LOSING MY MIND#i actually feel physically sick from excitement#the fucking moment when ranboo turns and looks directly into the fucking camera at the end#the walking out into an ENTIRE MALL#and thinking back to everything that just happened in the past two hours#the absolute jump in tone from last episode#all the theories about slime being blood and its implications#the fucking lasers surrounding the diamond and the anvils i can’t stop thinking about that scene#like where they throw vinny across the room. funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life im not joking#like you look at that and compare it to the electrocution at the start and to sneeg getting reset when the hat breaks him free#I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO SAY#one of the coolest things i’ve ever gotten to watch in my whole life#and the fact that it’s live as well like#i cant do it im turning this into my new personality for the foreseeable future#time to now get 4 hours of sleep before i have to go to work#generation loss#genloss#generation loss spoilers#genloss spoilers#ranboo#tilda rambling
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Honest to god I feel like I’m going insane. Like the anime lego monkie show is just that good right. I’m not making it up. Is it honest to god just that good.
#I CAN'T TELL#I'm white knuckling the table as we speak#Like I swear. It's SO good I swear.#Like MK's arc in 1x01 'Bad Weather' is just low key his entire s4 arc#Like It's fucking wild#Someone talk to me about the themes and motifs and parallels in lego monkie kid I'm fucking LOSING IT#P L E A S E#Also it's one of the funniest shows I've ever watched#I laugh out loud once an episode at least#if not way more#AND THE PACING#BOY DO THEY MAKE THE MOST OUT OF THOSE 10 MINUTE 10 EPISODE SEAONS#LIKE GOD. I SWEAR.#AM I BIASED#IS IT NOT AS GOOD AS I THINK IT IS#I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW!#imp tag#lmk#lego monkie kid
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#this is their best moment akjhldkjdfg#like... doing this on an episode specifically talking ab swingers having one person hit on a stranger while the other watches...#say what you will ship what u want#but the three of them fucked after this#maybe two of them fucked and one watched#whatever floats ur boat#but this was the funniest fucking thing they ever fucking did#6x04#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#derek morgan#cm caps
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absolutely dying right now bc i just found out that in 2015 i made a johnlock gifset with lyrics from hello by adele
#txt#pls i'm cracking up#i wanted to check my old sherlock gifs out of couriosity bc idk how but i somehow managed to revisit my addiction to it#after absolutely hating it for years (it was my fav show before shadowhunters)#but i remember NOTHIGN of season 4 and i only recently watched the last episode as a joke with my best friend (terrible wbk)#but the other two???#not a single edit for episode 4x3 lmao valid#idk if episode 2 is giffed i don't remember it at all#only remember that i liked it better than 4x01 and thought it was going uphill again#thought wrong!!!!#anyway if the show comes back next year we're ending the world (i'd watch it at this point regretfully)#wish i knew where this sudden obsession came from it's bothering me my youtube algorithm is fucked#like i probably just have to rewatch but there's no way i will rewatch#(i actually rewatched one episode murder me)#i actually have the first three seasons and the victorian special on dvd i think 😀#also jesus christ my gifs in 2017 were dark did i just have better eyes???? cause i can't see shit in them now#the literal opposite of my gifs ''''''now'''''''#anyway the show fucking up and the fandom disappearing was one of the funniest things that ever happened on this website#i had a whole blog for it#not sh#saskia talks
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