#this was oddly sexy
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Marvel’s Werewolf by night (2022)
#WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS IM DOWN#werewolf by night#MARVEL#jack#elsa#jack x elsa#jack russell#elsa bloodstone#Gael García Bernal#Laura Donnelly#this was oddly sexy#gael is a sexy man#werewolf by night gifs#jack Russell gifs
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pls more fem fight club... from one of ur biggest fans
It's after fight club, when we've slunk back to our den and Tyler has stuffed me full of factory farmed chicken. I must be wearing my concussion on my face with how crinkled kind her eyes are. She takes me by the hand, we go to the garden to lie shirtless in the blood and guts and hair and shit and stare up at smog.
We lie close, like identical twins. Nursed in the same shitwater house, pummeled into superficial similarities. I know, my face is so blown out by bruising. Hers is no better; you could think we were a mirror. I could be some fucked up funhouse paper jam insomnia copy of Tyler. It would be a success.
"What do you really know of success?" Tyler scoffs, reading my mind.
Tyler says, "You don't know shit."
I don't disagree. I let my hand dig through the soil and mud until I've found a worm. Gently, I let its bristles catch on my skin. It wants to flee.
"You're told, we have it better than ever," Tyler says, and I know she's gearing up for a sermon. "You're told, we can work, and we can divorce, and have our own bank accounts. You and I both know you'll be fought every step of the way, but you can have those things now, isn't that a success?"
She takes the worm from me. Guides it into the unpleasant shape of a knot. Tyler pinches the ends of the worm lightly, pulls. These little cruelties are normally enacted on me, and I'm enraptured.
"If I stop, if I stop crushing and tearing this thing to death, is that a success?" Tyler drops it on my chest, in the valley between my tits. I see the knot is tight enough, some of the worm's organs must be crushed. Annelid internal bleeding.
"Is that good?" Tyler says.
Tyler says, "If you look to our glorious leaders, you will be told you should be overjoyed with getting a restroom into the Senate and the opportunity for the elite women who are part of our oppressive machine to wear pants. You will be told you should look at six women out of a hundred demons as a success. All of this, successes. Dripfed progress."
The common woman, she gets sexual harassment and a portion of the dollar. She gets marital rape exceptions finally struck off the books only in writing. She gets the second shift. She still gets rape and too late abortions and status barely beyond property of her husband and mother of his children.
The worm squirms.
Tyler says, "The House of Representatives still has nothing. They say, we have to be careful, we have to carefully mind the important history of the building as we act so kindly as to accomodate the silly womenfolk. Nevermind the steady light above his head and the subway he uses to get around."
Tyler reaches over, hand brushing my skin as she traces the twitching knot with a finger.
"I say, forget history. Holding onto history gets you little old cabins converted to rental cottages on a huge, private botanical garden with one large porched mansion in the middle. It gets you beloved buildings where even the most privileged women have to walk a block to take a piss, while men enjoy their modern heating and plumbing. It gets you the boot upon your neck. The knot in your spine."
She holds her hands out, spread. Occluded moonlight filters through. Her fingers are streaks of true night.
"If I were a worm," Tyler says, "I wouldn't wait until these hands die to consume them."
She takes the worm back, patiently, slowly unknots it as it writhes. I wonder if it knows those hands are the same ones that tortured it. I wonder if it cares.
"We can't wait for this. We should not expect the hands tying knots all through the world to truly ever undo them."
Forget history. Forget successes. Tyler wants to dismantle the world. Tyler wants to render things so equal that the sins of the past can be forgotten.
"Let's blow up the US Capitol," Tyler says, voice thick as syrup.
#fight club#asks#female fight club au#my writing#supposed to be “oddly sexy minus worm torture” thanks a.for for that quote#I wanted to do some thinking on how female Tyler would still be a useless bag of bricks#but like#Tyler and Tyler's philosophy consists of observations that are largely true but then become misinterpreted or badly acted upon#due to a lack of material analysis without misanthropy#and lack of concept of the future#and you get the vibe listening to him that even if his points are true he's probably not fully understanding the ramifications or ordering#their importance in useful ways#and I wanted to try and reflect that here with female Tyler#also I had worms and mud on my mind
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When your old and new obsessions breed
I guess we'll call him Ricky Butcher
(Richard Butcher if you're Nimbus or Homelander)
#Ricky Butcher#rick sanchez#billy butcher#feels oddly empty doing quick projects after spending so much time on a big one#Literally a picture of his action figure was my reference for this#rick and morty#the boys#rick and morty fanart#the boys fanart#rick and morty x the boys crossover#sexy sanchez#karl urban#ricksanchez#billybutcher#rick and morty fandom#the boys fandom#rick sanchez fanart#billy butcher fanart#rickfucker
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objectum culture is old school cars <333
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#objectum#actually objectum#objectum culture#objectum culture is#lil toastie boi#they are oddly sexy#and for what
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Oh yeah for sure his neck/ clavicle area is one of his best features. When he screams into the mic and you can see the muscles🥵 And when he takes a drag of his cigarette or takes a deep breath in and the space between his collarbones dips in (I guess it’s called the Suprasternal notch lol thanks google) it literally makes me insane. This is oddly specific but I feel like you’d get it :’) oh and when he throws his head back and his adams apple shows more
He just makes me so ajskdhksbd I need him bad
I really need him to shave and buy more hair gel, something about the slicked back hair and slightly oversized suit is so sleazy and slutty but I LOVE IT
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when he's slightly sweaty and his collarbones and neck are just glowing... I need to lick him. I'm so sorry. shiny collarbone was inspired by him after coming off stage, actually.
OHMYGOD YES WHEN HE DOES THE EXTENDED "COOL" IN ROBBERS AND HIS VEINS COME OUT AHRHHRHSHWHW
omg, who knew that tumblr could be so educational??? I LOVE his suprasternal notch lmao, its something so small, but so good. god, I want to mark him up so badly.
NO, THE ODDLY SPECIFIC STUFF IS MY FAVVVVVV. I SO GET IT. i love it when he has a cig in his mouth and puffs the smoke out with it still between his lips, and I love it when he holds the cig between his teeth.
Adams apples remain incredibly hot to me omgggggg. LIKE WHEN HE THROWS HIS HEAD BACK AND BREATHES HEAVY, AND YOU CAN SEE IT??? KILL. ME. NOW.
imagining his adams apple bobbing as he gulps nervously if you're dominating him... the red flush creeping up his neck as you edge him again and again. it spreads to his chest and cheeks, a pink glow covering his whole body as you bring him to the brink over and over but you dont let him cum...
*gasp* not the shaving mention... I can feel @think0fmehigh dying rn at the suggestion. every time someone brings up matty shaving, she loses part of her soul
I personally LOVE the stache but I do go through phases of missing the clean shaven look. maybe it's my love for more effeminate men coming out lmao!! like I saw some roxy videos today and FUCK. he looked immaculate that night.
no bc the slicked back hair and the oversized suits is giving laid back son of a mobster who would kill for his gf or just kill in general... very wattpad fic of him, and I eat it up every time.
sleazy and sexy just IS matty healy. Those are the two most perfect words to describe him.
#his. fucking. neck.#purple hickies ALL OVER IT#oddly specific attractions are my absolute fav#like yes tell me that one detail on someone that you love but no one else notices#noses are the first thing i notice#and matty has a GREAT nose#sexy and sleazy FR.#🌻 anon#anon!
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First attempt at clown makeup 🤡
#felt oddly natural and sexy in it#me#my face#halloween#halloweekend#this isn’t my real costume this is just my regular clothes that I felt looked like a clown.#my real clown costume will be on Halloween#this was practice#will prob do a diff makeup clown look for Halloween#makeup is so fun#sexy clown#my everyday makeup 💄
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this pic is doing things to me…
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The Mysterious Vanishing of Electra by Anna von Hausswolff...........timestamp 1 minute 48 seconds on spotify......trust me
#how she do that!?!?! maam that was so oddly sexy????#alli rambles chaotically with flowers#anna von hausswolff
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emi wasp lady......thinkng about her
#she was sooooo fun to describe#i think I like. writing sexy dances#it's oddly relaxing? and hot ofc but#there's something weirdly calming abt writing someone dancing#and feeling themself and being chill and confident in it
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Bang bang, my baby shot me down...
#reservoir dogs#kill bill#freddy newandyke#mr orange#beatrix kiddo#the bride#my stuff#blood#gore#guns#getting shot in the face by your much older murderous but oddly tender lover because you lied to him and broke his heart#spending the last couple of seconds before he blows your head off desperately confessing#also you're both really sexy#cinematic parallels baybee
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in a totally unrelated note, i miss chan’s armhairs
#ella’s ramblingzzz#oddly specific bUT IYKYK#they’re just so—#idk something about chan being hairy is so sexy#you don’t see that very often in idols#its a shame he had to get it removed#presumably lasered off as well#STILL LOVE HIM THOUGH#HAIRY OR HAIRLESS#that also could just be the west asian in me speaking 🤷♀️
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sorry i love that lip scar
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That Scoundral Bobby Peru
#his part of the movie was interesting#a little uncomfortable too#but i oddly find him sexy#he's a very small part of the movie though#just in case you wanted to see it#bobby peru#wild at heart#my blue eyed short king#willem dafoe
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boob post canceled i don't think i like how any of these came out
#i need new bra#and nicer underwear in general#idk the pictures just aren't sexy they're just oddly intimate#like you're at a sleepover with a close friend i guess
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faith in a stolen car
pairings: calum hood/ashton irwin
rating: T
word count: 1.6k
important tags: crime, driving, complicated relationships, implied sexual content, springsteen references
“You only need to get caught once,” Ashton said.
Calum smiled. “Then I won’t get caught once.”
fic #2 written for @5sos-fic-fest and based on jean jacket by the summer set!
#calum hood#ashton irwin#cashton#cashton fic#5sos#5sos fic#fic#my fic#5sossongficfest2022#fic mb#my mb#cashton felt right for this#even though as soon as i had decided on cashton i realized i chose the two members of 5sos who have worn jean jackets the least often#not sexy of me for moodboard reasons but i think i made it work#this one is arguably much better than the jet lag one#weird given it was made at about 4am last night lmao but sometimes that's how it is#oddly enough this is the second fic ive ever written that was rife with springsteen references. the other one isnt rpf#but still. if i had a nickel etc etc it's weird that it happened twice!#although in my defense bld is like springsteen devoted slave number one he made the bed and then forced me to lie in it#i'm pretty sure writing fic is exclusively responsible for how much springsteen ive listened to and come to love this past year#ive listened to born in the usa (the album) like.....MANY times! a lot of times!#shoutout to meghna mostly for this fic being what it is#like. not really but also very much yes#it excites me that this fic is very different on all levels from my other one
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