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heavnlyhetfield · 9 months

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thinking about being on his lap, perched sideways between his thighs while watching tv or reading something together… him shotgunning hits of his cigar to you… messing with his hair so a little strand falls over his forehead…

or riding his thigh completely naked while he’s still fully clothed, the friction of the denim on you just making it more difficult to keep it together… his big, warm hands holding your hips, fingers gently digging into your soft flesh as he moves you… his mustache grazing over your chest, your breasts, your neck, him kissing all over while you chase that high…

i’m so normal i promise.

#this picture makes me a little insane #he’s just so dilfy #metallica #james hetfield #papa het #smut mention #james hetfield x reader

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marriedzukka · 6 months

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sokka draws silly pictures on napkins to put in izumi's lunchbox every day btw. if you even care

#this is retgmt sokka specifically but im also just right. in general.#zuko makes the bento pretty and sokka draws her a picture. and i go insane about it. this is my life. i live here.#do you understand my vision #that little girl opens her lunch every day and knows without a doubt that her dads love her. like....#CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #retgmt

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zer0point5ive · 5 months

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silly little details i suppose but i love how diana’s room is a mixture of so many things like i’m truly obsessed with the way it didn’t end up just being a generic pink princess sort of bedroom with bare walls and no clutter and instead she’s got some castle-y snowglobe and a picture with an extra funky frame on her bedside table, a massive snake toy across her headboard and teddies and dolls and a fancy little vanity, tons of horse riding awards and pictures she’s drawn hung on the walls and i just love how real it is to be honest

#space on that unit thing for adam to win her a big fuckoff animal teddy at the fair nd lawrence to put it on there at dianas request. just a #little thought whatever #say what you want about her parents but they love her #scratch that say what you want about lawrence any tongue that rises against alison will fall. btw #maybe its because i had to have a pretty pink bedroom as a kid nd hated it but it’s just fun to me that shes so fleshed out like its kinda #insane when you think about it #same way you see adams whole apartment nd the details go crazy #lawrences study office whatever w that massive picture of him holding diana makes me want to cry. shitty husband but he really does love his #kid it has to be said #thinking now about all the rooms we see #or dont see #i just know the alison lawrence bedroom was in shambles. this 🤏 far away from separate beds #not that theres anything wrong w that but in their case. well you know #📹

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widevibratobitch · 1 year

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no cause you guys don't understand how obsessed i am with these 1921 Three Musketeers they're all so pretty!!!

#the three musketeers #silent movies #honestly men in the 1920s were just built different #no but fr do yall SEE this #this Athos is so hot so beautiful #those eyes! goddammit #and Aramis is literally an angel look at him #im swear to god ill get my dirty little raccoon hands on that movie if its the last thing i ever do #pierre de guingand #aimé simon-girard #henri rollan #charles martinelli #henri diamant berger #henri diamant-berger #that second picture of de guingand is making me INSANE #1920s

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pussypopstiel · 7 months

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God… top ten Castiel little miss pretty face moments

#my silly little posts #he’s just so. sorry im insane rn #I wanna have this bitches side profile so bad it makes me sick #and when I say my gender is cas in this picture. when I say this.

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carcarrot · 24 hours

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i wish i could articulate the experience of seeing a band you're into live like actually seeing them in person because its so strange yet fascinating

#every time i hear take me for a ride by sparks it makes me think of the nyc show - the first show of theirs i saw #bc that was their walk on music. and i was front row for that show #and like. it was so surreal. so strange. obviously in a good way but its just something id never experienced before #and i noticed this especially with russell in that i had a weird thought that went 'oh wow thats him. he realls looks like himself'#and like of course he looks like himself but what i meant by that was he looks like that guy who ive seen 5 billion images of. hes that guy #like not only does he look like the him in more recent pictures but seeing him in person like 10 feet away #its like i could recognize every era of him. i could see like 70s russell in his face. bc of course thats his face! but still #is this making any sense.#like i feel like if you met 70s russell once and never saw him again until now youd immediately recognize him #and sure thats because of two other things - one that he has distinct facial features kinda and also that hes aged so well #but it was again so surreal to be like. in the same space. right in front of. fairly close to. that guy whos been in my phone. you know?#this was true for ron and the other guys in the band too of course its that feeling of wow its them! those people ive only seen pictures of!#and again being front row for that was bonkers insane. its like what do you mean these people are real #but the thing w russell i just especially noticed almost immediately when they came out onstage like hes that guy. for real #is this making any sense . anyway i just had to finally get this one out #the only downside of this experience was that yes these people are real and yes they can see me. a little anxiety inducing #its like nooooo dont look at meeeee im such a weirdo i bought a ticket to see you like everyone else here #anyway. concert thoughts

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crossbackpoke-check · 8 months

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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#toronto maple leafs #HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET #like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because #my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul #you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that #i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of #Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i #have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m #gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the #coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl #anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren'#bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof #& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th #childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so.#ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get #to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse #but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu #the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea #& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much &#if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy #boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is #solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet #OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc #u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty #leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin #one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight #seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem #the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall #from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding #i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc

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covenofthearticulate · 9 months

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"Oh hey your Brad Pitt came in today"—my mother, handing me my Louis de Pointe du Lac funko pop from the mail

#absolutely no one makes me feel more insane than that woman and it's HER FAULT that i like these stupid books in the first place #ANYWAY i'm gonna take pictures of louis in front of my Wall of Louis Art like the absolute fangirl i am #asdgfhgjshbkjdfn i have a fucking shrine at this point but y'know what. he is my Blorbo. My guy. My special little meow meow.

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triple-pupil · 2 years

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I had this King Dice cosplaying as the Joker abandoned for months so have him.

And have a recreation of that one comic cover with the Joker Fish.

#I love how there's a little of Joker in Dice #That makes me happy #The first picture a recreation of a Joker art as well #If you look for it you'll find it #cuphead #king dice #the joker #cuphead and mugman #My shit #Yes Cupsy and Mugsy are Batman and Robin- I'm very original thank you #And I can't believe the Joker of the comic cover has three layers of clothes- He's truly insane

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ratgirlcopia · 5 months

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Hair photo: www .instagram .com /p /CZT8zKONOzy (I had to go look for it too, since I didn't have it saved)

It's the second pic. Something terrible happened here

at last, here we go. images that do not feel real. i'm holding firm with the "she tried bangs" theory.

#anon #ask #this picture makes me feel insane like. whose semi-basement living room was this shot in.#what in the cunty little pose is happening here.#good god i need to [watches all 129 year zero performances again]

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bagelbongos · 1 year

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https://pin.it/7uTiabv

ive never seen this before tonight (bless my pinterest feed) but i would actually let her to anything she wanted to me

words cannot begin to describe how normal i feel about this, actually

#everything is so good #suit? amazing #cleavage? ridiculously good #pose? great #the little shade of eyeliner? makes her look like a fucking rockstar #rose looks absolutely insane in that dress #this picture was tailored for me actually #emily sonnett #rose lavelle #crystal dunn #who is also great i just dont have blorbo thoughts abt her

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year

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Feeling thoughts abt the pics of the Red Bulls covered in confetti post-Brazil(2010 & 2012)

#okay fine im being a carf*cker #my bff shamed me when i told her these pics made me feel like carf*cker #i will not be shamed for speaking my truth!#but okay like in all of my tags under posts abt seb brazil podiums ive commented abt how i like the confetti #i just think all the pics from Brazil(especially 2010/2012) look sooooo good like so insanely pleasing bcs of it #so i was looking around at all the brazil pics on motorsport and gettyimages and-#ALL THE PICTURES OF THE RBR COVERED IN CONFETTI MADE ME SO FERAL AHSJSKSKS #idk why???? but when i look at these pics im just so 😩#ugh theyre just so pretty like w the confetti stuck in the tire degradation and on the bull and on the driver number #anyways im feeling like a carf*cker bcs of these pics in specific #brazil podiums my absolute beloved but i think i should only post these car pics bcs otherwise id make like a 30 pic post hahaha #rb6-rb9 are sexy does anything else really need to be said?#f1 #formula 1 #red bull racing #rb6 #rb8 #we do a little bit of f1 #catie.rambling.txt

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theultimatewildcard · 2 years

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JARCHIE WEEK 2022 | Day 3: Song Lyrics ↳ You Are In Love by Taylor Swift

#JarchieWeek2022 #jarchie #riverdaleedit #riverdale #jughead jones #archie andrews #not 100% sure how i feel about this set but it's 11:30 at night and i am simply scheduling it and not looking back #i've decided fun artsy gifs with pretty fonts and fancy colours are not for me sorry this is the most advanced we're getting for a while <3 #apart from the frustration this was kind of fun!! although i went insane looking at jug's gay little smile in the last gif #we GET IT you're in LOVE with him please hold it together king #anyway i have absolute BRAINWORMS about this song it always makes me think of them #unfortunately they are not hashtag canon enough to have enough material for me to make a vid to this song. but this works well i think.#like literally you two are dancing in a snowglobe round and round. he keeps a picture of you in his office downtown.#you understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars and why i've spent my whole life trying to put it into words #taylor swift #swiftiedale

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boxwinebaddie · 2 months

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bebe is sooo super graphic ultra modern girl by chappell roan

Anonymous asked: YOU GIVE ME SUPER GRAPHIC ULTRA MODERN GIRL VIBES TOO LOWKEYJFKDKD

me x bebe x being super graphic ultra modern girls!!!!

PLEASE!!!!!!! this is the Highest compliment!!!! i love when people tell me what music they think i sound like/what songs -- i literally died and went to heaven when that one anon told me they think i sound like a mazzy star/cure mashup & i think abt it Every! Damn! Day! <333

and, to be hooonest: i feel like a lot of people want to be like bebe stevens...but i do actually think i'm /extremely/ Bebe Stevens Coded. like she is me, i am her. we swap goss in the juicy tracksuits, drink cute pink whitney lemonades, trash talk our exs and on weird nights, kiss.

but most specifically i think i am a bebe stevens sun bc i present like an extremely extroverted 2cool4u slay olay girl boss whos constantly doing hot girl shit ( i feel like i can also be read as kenny in a main five context tbh bc i'm freak nasty fuccboi gutter trash ) a true blue stan moon bc i'm actually a pathetic sad girl failure w/ bad punk rock self destructive tendencies who uses the bisexual finger guns as a coping mechanism waaay too often and a kyle rising, tbh, bc i am fucking neurotic, introverted, kind of a haunted narrator and what’s more?

A Hater...through and through, darling. <3 :*

-uncle nina, super graphic ultra modern girl ;)

#AAAAAAAAAAAA #I SCREAMED WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED #i feel like i am a top 100 pop song that sounds cute and flashy #but the lyrics are actually sad and the singing is unhinged #and im main5 kenny bc bebe and kenny are rlly the same ppl in my personal opinion bebe is just more girly pop like me #i am definitely a kenny girl that causes a lot of problems dies every day but cant stay dead and enjoys watching chaos unfold #also loves hot moms bad bitches marjaritas living fast dying young going crazy stupid and being a secret eldritch horror tbh #but for the most part i am a bebe/kenny sun #a stan moon like...very heavily #and am a kyle rising bc i'm introspective and pissed and rlly do have all the makings to be moderately evil and unhinged #i'm also a little pretentious and v *mar-nina and the diamonds vc* feel like i'm the worst so i always act like i'm the best #does this make sense #it makes sense to me #a y2k princess chaotic bi disaster slay olay v sad writer girl #a haunted final girl narrator and an cute but insane anti hero #with several mental illnesses that i call my hot girl accessories #it does depend on the day tho bc sometimes i am serving girly girly pop <3 & sometimes i'm a backwards snapback frat boy ;)#the duality of woman #i am a secret fuccboi i am afriad #so sorry to every body #kenny nation khslkahd #also fun fact i took my most recent id pictures in the gigantic false lashes hoop earrings and the pink juicy tracksuit <3

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missingn000 · 1 year

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the phantom guardian, chapter thirty-two: idle transfiguration, apathetic justice is now posted!

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happy reading!

#IM. OK. HI #the level of insane this chapter makes me is nearly unmatched #higuruma my love.my light. My life. Hey #welcome to the circus he really goes from 0 to 100 so quick. good for him #mahito section was so fun im so sorry (<-not sorry) i got a little carried away. hopefully youll be able to see why ive been a basket case #over certain things lately #help that section is one of my favorites so far #im really running out of manga pictures yall. we're gonna start repeating soon. that said i am probably #never using any other pic for kjk because i dont like defiling riko like that -___-#maki section has way more than just her and yuuji but that scene between them is my favorite so. yeah #ENJOY YALL #tpg

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daydadahlias · 10 months

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that lil gif set you just posted of Ashton in the brown suede jacket is what mim ash looks like in my head. all doe eyed and smiley and squeaky clean looking

This guy for sure enjoys going to The Bean with his boyfriend

#he’s so fucking precious #very delighted this is the ash u picture #as u should #even tho he is bearded in the fic #hehe #pigeon #anon #best ask ever ily #I love when people r like ‘this is the ash/cal i picture’ it makes me insane #I LOVE ‘squeaky clean looking’#pure little angelic guy can u believe #god he’s precious #this is my fave Ashton content ever lmfao

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