Dang, Charlie and Emily really are calling out society:
“Was talk of virtue just pretension? Was I too naive to expect you to heed the morals your purveying?”
“That’s what the fuck I’ve been saying!”
“If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie. If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky. The rules are shades of gray when you don’t do as you say.”
lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.
save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3
if you go, i'll stay / you come back, i'll be right here
like a barge at sea / in the storm, i stay clear
'cause i've got my mind on you / i've got my mind on you
I'm sorry, I can't find the old me
The one you met all those years ago
I'm sorry, I can't be steady
I've been changing after all
Those nights alone
Now you keep me around
Just so you don't feel lonely
And if I think freely
I wonder if you're ever really gonna know me
Stop trying to hold on forever (ever)
Stop trying to belong together
Stop thinking you can make it better
Stop thinking you can make me better
Something I've been working on for a little bit inspired from some very specific lyrics from this song ♡ Still image versions under the cut!
Yall do not seem to understand the goldmine that are Hozier songs for those obsessed with Good Omens. Like, yeah sure, Take Me To Church is aziracrow coded, of course it is, but why stop there?? 90% of Hozier songs are applicable to the ineffable husbands (extremely so, in fact) and I ve shockingly not seen enough crossovers between these two fandoms. From Eden? Francesca?? Wasteland, Baby!??? I, Carrion (Icarian)???? Unknown/nth????? And these are only a few examples. I can't listen to Hozier and not think of Crowley and Aziraphale, it's too THEM for me not to. And I feel like people need to talk about it more.
Take Me To Church is great but it's far from being the only Hozier song that deals with religious trauma and the willingness to be damned to the eternal punishment of hell if it means adoring and worshipping your lover. We are dealing with the man who wrote lyrics such as "Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I" and "If I should fall, on that day I only pray, don't fall away from me" and "I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door", LIKE CMON PEOPLE. TELL ME THIS IS NOT AZIRACROW??
tired of people who want pjo movie references in the disney+ show. "logan lerman should've been-" i don’t care. "poker face in the casino-" actually i hope ms. gaga keeps her entire discography miles away from it. i don't care move on
i feel like the 'not every song has to be directly about the songwriter's lived experience' thing has gotten twisted into 'if you write autobiographical songs they are inherently less artful and good' and it's soooo annoying like yes some (in fact, the majority imo) of the up and coming artists you see trying to make it on tiktok are terrible lyricists. and either they will grow and learn or they won't but i have seen several instances of ppl weaponizing this neutral thing against (you guessed it) young women and girls specifically to discredit their talent and i hateeeeeee it.