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All Might really did say “I’m adopting my kids fighting styles and you can’t stop me, old man” at All For One

Commission for Alex!

Another character for their campaign; goblin mastermind in their super evil lair! He likes plants though so he can't be that bad eh?

WAIT WAIT WAIT IT'S MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY TODAY

If you dance, I'll dance

And if you don't, I'll dance anyway

Give peace a chance

Let the fear you have fall away

Lana Del Rey - Say yes to heaven

with a knick-knack, candle jack, give a dog a—

OPEN  STARTER :  location  —  wisteria  gym !

                 it  was  sort  of  a  routine  at  this  point  ever  since  he  moved  into  wisteria  :  get  up  ,  get  a  work - out  or  two  in  ,  bother  bea  ,  answer  a  couple  of  emails  and  then  head  to  the  office  . but  there  was  a  wrench  thrown  into  his  ritual  ...  the  worst  of  the  worst  .  the  fuckin’  sauna  is  still  out  of  order .  STILL  .  with  an  audible  smack  of  his  lips  ,  emilio  tossed  his  towel  over  his  shoulder  ;  a  tsk  following  .  “  soooo  we  pay  how  much  to  live  here  ??  the  sauna  and  the  peloton  is  still  fucked  up  ??  ...  i  don’t  wanna  be  THAT  GUY  but  i  think  i  gotta  go  complain  and  be  THAT  GUY  .  what  do  they  call  those  male  karens  ...  is  it  kevin  ...  ??  “ 

A Dark Parody Of A Nursery Rhyme I Heard In Third Grade

Magnifi Gramarye | The Magician

Local magician pulling "one last bullshit" before going out

(also hey, if ya'd like to see the unwatermarked version, come support me on ko-fi!)

ID in alt text!

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

Sons Of The Labyrinth or The Things Our Fathers Do To Us

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

THESE OLD MEN (THE NORTHERN BOYS) SHOULD BE DOING NUMBERS HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COM !!!!!!!!!

PENANICAL VAGANICAL MECHANICAL MAN!!!!!!!! C'MON!!!

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life