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mactavishenjoyer · 5 hours

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Ghost:"this is my mom, this is my brother and his wife, this is my nephew, and that's my boyfriend."

Ghost's hookup, looking at the urns: "and it was a car accident or something like that right?"

Ghost:"no."

Ghost:"all murdered."

Ghost's hookup:"oh look my dog is calling gotta go!"

#call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes #simon ghost riley #this isn't funny

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ocean-sunfish-hater · 1 month

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dear ocean sunfish hater,

have you considered taking a stance of pure cool neutrality on one of god's most mediocre creatures?

sincerely,

someone who has thought about sunfish once or twice

Dear Anonymous User,

As I've expressed in the past, staying neutral in the face of injustice sides with the oppressor. Ocean Sunfish have are not only the top of a highly unequal system, they personally wronged me in the past and the fact that you are not supporting my cause speaks to the erosion of principles in our modern world.

I don't know you, but how could anyone that calls themselves decent or empathetic be so dismissive of other people's struggles? I think it's time for you to really look deep within yourself and think about your own morality.

Please don't contact me again.

#this isn't funny #they've wronged me #i hate them #i am personally attacked

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im-cool · 23 days

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#kotlc #kotlc flashback #this isn't funny #fitz vacker #sophie foster #tam cam #keeper of the lost cities #shannon messenger

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mommyesque · 11 months

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Found Families of 2023 : Lord giveth and Lord taketh away :")

#not all found families get a happy ending #the way 2023 animes are here to expose my vulnerability for found family #this isn't funny #buddy daddies #trigun stampede #trigun #kurusu kazuki #suwa rei #unasaka miri #kazurei #reikazu #buddad #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #vashwood #tristamp

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letter-to-kylux · 3 months

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How did Hux react the first time he saw Kylo's face?

#ltk9 #kylux #armitage hux #kylo ren #what is this you wonder?#same #i have no idea #don't ask #he saw kylo's face and then went to hide in a cupboard #may be to travel back in time #who knows #i sure as hell don't #my horrible humor #this isn'T funny #i'm sorry

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motions1ckn3ss · 9 months

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grantaire asking the rest of les amis to drink with him to days gone by:

#this isn't funny #but it's hilarious #i love him #les mis #les miserables #grantaire #meme

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soup-mother · 8 days

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tumblr users will call themselves leftists ard their theory is Multi leninism fandomism

#my post #this isn't funny

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stupidvillainousposts · 6 months

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Forgive me, audience, for I am not funny

King Dice: *Starts to Put on a Shirt*

Devil: Excuse me, sir, I was not finished perusing the menu!

#Devildice #Cuphead #This Isn't Funny #I Know #But I Tried

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hollowaluminumvessel · 6 months

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guys I was thinking. none of sunny's other parents have been on right? just tubbo.

guys what if they're planning something with tubbo and sunny 😭 THEY'RE GETTI G HIM ATTATVHED BEFORE THEY RIP HER AWAY SBHDJSJSJSJAAAAANAJAJ

#qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp sunny #q!tubbo #also I think that we should get a romcom style family dynamic with Fred tubbo and sunny. opinions?#you guys know 2 and a half men? something like that except Fred and tubbo are making out every other scene #this isn't funny #because if it happens I will cry #I NEED POL TO SEE HIS EGG DAUGHTER AT LEAST ONCE ☹️☹️☹️#AND SLIME AND LENAYY???? PLSSSSSSS JUST PUT ME DOWN ALREADY IM RABID #HHHHHSSSSSHHHFFFFFHHHHHHH

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majorlycelliers · 10 months

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he's a 10 but he can't read 💀

#david bowie #tin machine #this isn't funny #jk yes it is #meme school

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hertist-art · 1 year

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[CODMWII] Soft Spot (In More Ways Than One)

A lot of effort went into a “joke” that wasn’t funny. And a lot of laziness took over halfway through.

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mactavishenjoyer · 7 days

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(overheard while shopping.)

Ghost:"I don't know what size I am."

Soap:"well you look like a-"

Ghost:"no, I mean I'm delusional and think I'm still the size I was when I was a teenager and I can't fathom that I'm not that weak anymore and that I actually have muscles."

Soap:"oh shit I can't help with that."

Soap:"at least you are self aware though."

Soap:"wanna get boba or something?"

Ghost:"yeah."

#call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #soap mactavish #incorrect cod quotes #simon ghost riley #this isn't funny #im out of ideas #in my defense you try getting good ideas when dying

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kickassfu · 2 months

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i might not have much of a personality but i have a bunch of tattoos so 😏😏😏

who's really winning at life?

#this isn't funny #and i'm not going to even tag it properly to try and get notes #but this fucking 'joke' would not leave my head until i posted it #so there #done #leave me alone

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