Mulholland Drive | David Lynch

Taking a Page from Mulholland Dr.

There are only a select few of us that end up like Camilla Rhodes: a famous Hollywood actor, wealthy, cold, heartless, cunning, divisive, and probably targeted by a jealous ex-lover. 

The sad fact of the matter is the majority of us will wind up like Diane; still looking for her big break, abandoned, alone, betrayed, constantly reminded in some form or another that whatever we do is not up to par, broken-hearted, jealous, constantly having an emotional breakdown, plotting revenge, then having your conscience bother you to the point of suicide because the one thing you are good at is having someone “bumped off”. 

Each one—a monster in their own way.

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[ Devour ]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

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always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to