#this is so shit lol
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How about stargazing + firefly watching with Xavier? Thanks.
im sorry this took so long and its so short! thank you for your patience
starlight
xavier x reader/mc
"doesn't it make you feel insignificant?"
the light haired man turns around, the grass below him rustling as he looks at his partner. "what does, love?"
"the stars. theyre so many, theyre ancient. we are just... a spec of dust here for a couple of years."
he caresses their cheek as he speaks "sure in the grand scheme of things we dont matter. but you matter to me right now. you shine brighter than any star i have ever seen. is that not enough?"
as a blush creeps its way onto their cheeks, they also turn, grabbing the hand on their cheek. "jeez cant even let me have existential dread in peace..."
"if i could help it, id rather you dont feel any dread or anything negative at all"
"but then how would i appreciate the nice feelings?"
xavier seems stumped for a second before chuckling "now you won't let me flirt in peace." He places their head on his chest, softly playing with their hair.
"we can't see the stars in this position"
"then we'll come back another night... im feeling sleepy now just... let me stay here, starlight"
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hey tumblr pls stop showing me stuff abt other peoples likes i do not care what they like i want to see the stuff i like pls and ty
#this is so shit lol#i spent all last nights session scrolling thru my dash interspersed with fandoms im not part of#which is fine and all#bc i follow people not involved in my fandoms#but tumblr forcing me to see what they like does not help matters#tumblrpocalypse 2023
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I feel such a painful urge to get this weight off my chest, and I don't know why, but I sense that talking about this specific topic will make me feel better, for some reason. After all, it's something I've been thinking about quite a lot, recently. I'm also very curious regarding how I'll feel, reading this text in the future, where there's a possibility my perspective on the matter will change (perhaps maybe drastically), or stay the same.
To be completely honest, love has always been an abstract concept to me. There were times in my life in which I was sure I had experienced it multiple times. In others, I decided that all I ever felt was infatuation. And quite frankly, I have thought so many more things about it, that it's not really convenient to mention.
And whilst all these cycles would begin, repeat, end... All I wanted was a clear and concise definition of what it meant to love, and to be in love.
When it comes to how I see it now, I think my view on it is a mix of one of the things I used to belive in back and fourth. But this time, I have a little bit more maturity and experience to understand why I think this is the best approach.
So, my current standpoint is that I have only ever felt true love once. And not knowing how to deal with what I was feeling at the time still hurts to this day, even though it's been around around six, or seven years.
At the same time, though, there are so many memories I wish to never forget. Like the day I realised that I had actually developed feelings for someone, for the first time.
It's painful, but it's beautiful. And it also applies to all the connections I have formed after this person. I feel grateful for all of these people, because I have learned something of value out of all the experiences I've had with them.
Deep down, I know I have so much more to say. But honestly, my chest is not nearly as heavy as it was when I began typing this, so I'll enjoy this moment of peace, and end today's silly little post.
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#original comic#webcomic#we go together#artists on tumblr#greek legend#damon & pythias#slightly different this time in that Dionysius I of Syracuse was an Actual person 😂#but i heard about this in breadsword's video essay on the legend of sinbad and it was so good I had to write smth with it#also i thought the plot of the legend of sinbad was the smartest shit when I was a kid lol#indie comics
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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Yeah he’s fine.
#this was so funny in my head#i giggled drawing this fr#he lost his emotional support boyfriend in one episode fr#guys I don’t think sonic is fine#lmao#sonic prime season 3#sonic prime#sonic prime art#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#my art shit#sonadow prime#sonic prime spoilers#sonic#sonadow#sth#i thought sk many things after ep 1 was realeased and this was one of them#this is so funny to me I swear lol
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all this talk about goncharov but i dont see anybody posting the soundtrack??? like how are you gonna talk about this movie without the music
#goncharov#goncharov 1973#i cannot fucking believe this is the best thing ive ever composed im so fucking mad#wrote a whole ass composition for a joke and its better than my serious shit lol
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truly bonkers that this site will flag vaguely nude drawings at the drop of a hat but I can be presented a random women's entire pussy as a recommended post at any given moment from a bot
#i kinda miss when they just messaged me#the bots here are so crazy at least its like X with all the cryptos#god the shit we deal with these days lol
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Random poll but I’m curious
#I used to always use the same random name#uquiz alter ego if you will#but now I can’t be bothered so I just keysmash that shit LOL#uquiz#uquizes#uquizzes#poll#polls#burntblueberrywaffles
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The Ghost distribution system... He really is like a stray cat, or a bear that learns minivans have food in them, he just keeps coming back no matter how many times you try to send him on his way. It doesn't matter how it happens but any scrap of kindness and he just determines he's going to attach himself to you.
Maybe he offers you a hand moving your couch when he passes your place and hears you swearing. You offer him dinner and Ghost has never been the sort to turn down a free meal, so he sticks around. It's weird that he doesn't even pretend to refuse, just takes you up on it immediately and even offers to help cook. You send him home and he's... there again the next day, waiting on your doorstep with a box of pasta asking if you could do anything with it. He's going to come back, he's going to keep coming back.
Maybe it's from meeting you at a bar. He's the biggest guy you can grab when your ex walks in, and somehow he seems approachable despite... well, everything about him. Fake boyfriend for a few hours at the bar is one thing, having him show up the next day to fix your sink because you mentioned offhandedly that it was leaking the night before is another. Having him sit in your kitchen and peal an orange for you because you said you were hungry is really driving home that this guy isn't leaving.
Hell maybe it's just a one night stand that never seems to end. You wake up and Ghost has already made breakfast. The two of you sit at your little table and eat quietly, Ghost scrolling his phone while you eye him warily, trying to figure out his game. He asks what you want to do today and somehow you can't find the right way to ask when he's planning on going home. He just sort of moves in, you realize he's printed a key for himself while you're grabbing groceries. It's nice he offers to pay, but you don't know when having him around became your normal.
Ghost sees you, he wants you, you're his. He's not leaving, he'll come back. He knows that this house has food and warmth, he knows that families forget to tie their trash up off the ground. He's a man of instinct, and you are going to be his perfect match.
#cod x reader#x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#ghost mw2#simon riley cod#simon riley#simon riley x reader#ghost cod#tbh this is how he ends up with love lol#cod ghost#ghost call of duty#simon riley x you#gn!reader#I know there's a million neighbor!Simon fics but goddamn#I love that shit so much#the man just decides you're his because you share a wall#gets me every time#the ghost distribution system
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anne carson: simple moving poem about awkward dinners with not-quite-friends and the ennui that comes with realizing this mundane unhappiness is all adult life is sometimes
insane people on twitter: has she ever tried being happy? i like going to dinner with friends, what’s wrong with her? she can afford to go out to dinner, she shouldn’t complain. just be a cooler hang, skill issue. this isn’t my exact experience (i like my friends) therefore this poem is bad and unrelatable and pretentious. she can’t debone a fish? loser.
#would bet money that 75% of people shitting on it have rt’d that ‘not to me. not if it’s you’ quote more than twice#so terrifying about the state of discourse lol#anne carson
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eye doctors: please for fucks sake try to protect your eyes from blue light pls take breaks from screens pls wear these blue light filter glasses pls pls pls im fucking begging you
car manufacturers:
i swear to god if another one of you motherfuckers go on abt how "blue light isnt actually that bad 🤓" i am going to block your stupid ass this post has over 30k notes theres no way you think ur first goddamn person to say it shut uuuup i do not give a shit
#if i see another stupid ass car w them bright ass blue headlights im going apeshit and destorying the car with my bare hands#autoposting#uh idk shit abt db so sorry if the id is silly lol
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#my art#undertale#undertale yellow#undertale fanart#idk what is the point of this comic#ig i just wanted to see them interacting#i was going to end on some deep shit like#“well ig despite it all we were somewhat friends” but did not knew what the conclusion to that would be so i just ended with a funny#the context for this is after the asriel dreemurr fight#where they find out abt the whole lore of flowey#and clover is just super perplexed that they were interacting with a royal LOl
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mostly old engiespy doodles, kinda drew most of these for my eyes only but changed me mind today
#holy shit i didnt know u could upload so many pics on tumblr#tf2#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#team fortress 2#engiespy#i wrote out a bunch of crap but nvm lol. i have many thots abt crossfaction in particular...they are fun 2 me#practical espionage#????#i love happy sunshine eng but i also really love playing w his bitchier side too...all tf2 guys contain multitudes
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"umm if you reblog or make a pro-kink post you gotta be clear you don't mean pedophilia" no i dont actually because i dont think child sexual abuse is a 'problematic kink' and the fact that you do speaks volumes about the fact that your understanding of why csa is bad is rooted in 'its icky' and not that it entails doing profound and traumatizing harm to children.
#tattletxt#genuinely this point of view is so dire lol it makes it so clear that these people like#do not give a single shit about csa enough to even understand why it happens or why its awful#csa mention cw
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the link dying montages are going to be incredible in totk
#tears of the kingdom#totk#totk spoilers#i love when there are no guides out yet for games because you end up doing the dumbest shit lmao#i am so bad at this game <3#and no i didn't even consider gliding down lol#brain is completely empty when playing#berry.posts
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