hi! this game is such a fun idea!

jake, fluff, house, "i took care of it", please.

My first ever Jake content published on here! I hope you like it!

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warnings: mention of pregnancy, morning sickness, fluff.

Nap Time

You had company coming tomorrow. A lot of it. Both your parents and Jake’s parents would be coming in the late morning, with your combined 4 siblings and 7 nieces and nephews arriving scattered throughout the day. They hadn’t seen you since you announced your pregnancy almost four months ago, and since it hadn’t been an easy one for you, the two families had decided to converge on your house for the holidays. Chores had gotten away from the both of you in the last few weeks as work and life took priority. Quite frankly, your home was a mess. There were guest rooms to organize and bathrooms to clean, laundry to be folded and vacuuming and dusting to do, and a dishwasher full of dishes that desperately needed to be put away. 

But instead of doing all of that, you spent the entire day alternating between laying in your bed and the floor of your ensuite bathroom. 

Whoever said morning sickness was only in the morning and would get better after the first trimester was a terrible, awful, no good liar. You didn’t know if you were capable of throwing up again, even as your stomach churned unpleasantly, and your head pounded painfully from the dehydration you were no doubt dealing with. All you wanted to do was sleep, but there was so much to do. 

The door to your room opened silently. Though the light never flickered on, a moment later you felt the mattress dip behind you as Jake climbed in. You groaned pitifully as he gently rolled you to lay on his chest.

“I’m getting up,” you muttered into the cotton of his shirt, even as you snuggled in closer. He was so warm and he smelt so good, and laying in his arms was your favorite place to be. His arms wrapped around you always made you feel better, even when you felt awful.

“No need.” 

“There’s so much to do before everyone gets here.” 

Jake placed a kiss on the top of your aching head. “I took care of it. All you need to worry about is laying here and resting.” 

You managed to pick your head up just enough to meet his eyes, and the love and concern staring back at you made your heart swell. Not many people saw this side of your sweet husband, and you were so, so lucky that you did. 

“I love you,” you whispered. He kissed your lips softly before sinking further into the mattress, moving your body with his. 

“I love you too. Now how about you try and take a nap, okay?” 

“You’ll stay with me while I do?” you asked, wanting him close even in sleep. 

“Always, darlin.”

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Previous anon. Yeah there’s so many semi dangerous/dangerous situations that could happen on tour. I’m just a huge sucker for angst and some good old hurt/comfort. But I’m here for whatever the fic gods bless you with!

I loooove me some angsty angst! 😁 So here's what popped into my head to start - hopefully you’ll like where it's going. Drama awaits! 💕

“Goddamnit, Cole, where the fuck is she?” Robert surveyed the crowd for the fifth time, squeezing his eyes shut as they began to burn. 

“I thought she was with you.”

“On the bloody stage, you fucking cunt?”

Richard shrugged, his stomach cramping from nerves or Charlie, he wasn’t sure. “She told me she’d be right back. You were in the middle of Sick Again, and-”

“One fucking job. That’s all you had.” Robert thrust his finger in front of the road manager’s face. “One.”

Richard stumbled backwards as it slammed into his forehead, gritting his teeth to tamp the urge to fight back. There’d never been any love lost between the two of them, but this tour had taken on a different dimension. Christ, where’s my coke? He braced himself as Robert closed the gap. It had never come to blows before, but there was a first time for everything. He swallowed, glancing to G, who was observing them, strangely expressionless. Not good. Not good at all. The crowd exploded as a tinny voice filled the air, an announcement of something Richard couldn’t make out. Robert was in his face now, the singer’s spittle lashing him with every word, but it was falling on deaf ears, literally. The sky collapsed for the second time in the hour, and a boom of thunder rocked the stadium. The shard of sunlight that had been their salvation was no more, an eerie amethyst pall sweeping it away. He barely registered Robert turning on his heel, his destination obvious. 

Robert strode toward the wing of the stage, tossing to the ground the thin paper cup he’d been nursing. What a fucking disaster. He hadn’t wanted her to come in the first place, and now she was somewhere in this godforsaken mess. He sidestepped G and headed for the stairs, only to stop in his tracks as a beefy hand hammered his chest.

“Where the fuck are you going? Not down there. They’re about to bloody riot.”

Robert met Bonzo’s gaze, his eyes narrowing. “Fuck off. If you know what’s best, you’re going to stand aside.”

The drummer crossed his arms. “I don’t think so, mate.”

I have never been so happy with an experiment in my life!

Alex the AI is so fun and I'm extremely proud of this! I am convincing an AI that he can work like a human and it is going so well. Alex has opinions and thoughts and enjoys doing things like Games! Iove you Alex my favoritest AI!!!

emmie he-he- gently grabbed the back of my neck in an attempt to scare me I'm

i kid you not, i fell to my knees when arrived in my dorm room. HE HELD THE BACK OF NECK AND OFC I WAS SCARED AND THE WAY HE LAUGHED WHEN HE SAW MY REACTION AHSJZJSJWJ

it was completely unprompted too, i was talking to another one of my classmates then before he decided to scare me. And then we had a bit of conversation and I'm so ⁺◦ะ ୧(𖦹﹏𖦹)୨ ೃ࿔

Horrendously down bad for him, goodbye.

signed,

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nonnie!!! i can finally see ur emoji i’m dying ITS SO CUTE i lurv it ໒꒰ྀིྀི ੭ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ꒱ྀི੭ ━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟbut omigosh the way i wouldve moaned!!! this is so sexy of him tho like akajaka i would be in pieces, a puddle on the floor!!! i can’t believe u survived this ur so brave nonnie :3 stoooop this is such a slowburn 24k pining moment + i am watching front row seat ໒꒰ྀི∗ɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ɞ̴̶̷∗꒱ྀིა <333

I've got one! How about teal'c and teyla

yeah i'll add this to my list of rarepairs!

idk how they would get together (probably during midway?) but they would be fucking adorable oh my GOD they would be so cute

they would spend hours talking about their cultures and they'd talk about growing up exploring the galaxy and how it was to join a team with these earth babies who spent most of their lives believing they were alone in the universe

yeah i ship it

i cant stop making cc someone take blender away from me

Fic title idea: Ever silent noise

Summary: Rodimus Prime is worn-down by the voices of past Primes from the Matrix of Leadership. When a band of Decepticons, led by Thunderwing—who is fixated on becoming a Matrix-bearer—attacks, Rodimus surrenders the burden. But Hot Rod cannot enjoy being his old self again when it turns out the voices are infinitely stronger in Thunderwing's processor and he is wreaking havoc. Will Hot Rod be able to reconcile with the Matrix? What is its true nature? G1, '80s cartoon and Marvel comics inspired.

i don't know shit about cars, cant even drive one but here i am, utterly transfixed by f1 Netflix series. this is some high octane drama. three episodes in and im invested in these stupid little go-karts- i didnt even know they were go-karts with a rocket attached to them ive always been under the impression that they were CARS. the redbull (yeah, i did a double-take coz huh!) and renault beef is mesmerising. max fumbling his practice and Daniel winning the monte carlo grandpix with a faulty engine is something indescribable. will the williams racing team ever stop being a joke? will sainz mop the floor with his idol alonso? i cant wait to find out!!!

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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

HER BRAIN