give meee... headcanons about the Sangfielle friends in the most boring AU you can imagine like. idk. office Sangfielle. grocery store Sangfielle. they all work at a movie theater. whatever sounds mundane as hell and you have Thoughts about :3

okay tumblr ate my fucking answer the first time. let's try this again.

the thing about these guys is that no matter how mundane you make it, they can make anything into a situation. that's just the guys they are. so we put them in a Walmart.

Marn is an employee with a great customer service voice. She's keeping it together in the face of some truly wild statements and requests. One man keeps asking for frootie hooties, a brand of cereal that he insists is real and everyone is just refusing to sell to him, and she's spent twenty minutes trying to tell him that they just don't have it in stock

Lye and Es are having an animated conversation in the clothing area, where she is examining various colorful dresses and he is distractedly picking things off of nearby shelves and putting them back down. The conversation started at how they got kicked out of dayward yve's novelty store and is now about whether stealing should be more or less of a crime than manslaughter, because it's not as bad as killing but it is on purpose. People are trying not to pay attention to them. Eventually they are asked to leave, at which point it is revealed that lye has about two hundred dollars worth of items in his pockets and es has some candles she liked and a new pair of shoes in hers. They are both barred from Walmart.

Duvall hates it here. It's loud, he hates the lights, the aisles make no sense, he can't find anything he's looking for, and people keep coming up to him to ask him where things are. He doesn't even work here. Why do people assume he works here? He's not even wearing any Walmart merchandise. Is that what it's called when you're an employee? Merchandise? Well, it's what it would be called if he wears it, which he never will, because he doesn't work here and never wants to. Have a nice day ma'am.

Pickman is slowly marching her way through the aisles one at a time, peering at her shopping list and holding a tiny shopping basket in one hand. She has to be very careful not to knock the shelves over sometimes. Just trying to get groceries. People are nervously avoiding her. Says "Hey, you" to some poor employee to ask where the milk and cigarettes are. Just grunts at everything else. When she's at the checkout, the guy there asks "Did you find everything you're looking for?", and she just says "No." and leaves

Chine comes out of the bathroom with a live rat in his hand. People scream. The manager finally comes up to him like "Sir, you can't have rats in here." They say "Oh, she's not mine. She was just having trouble opening the door." Gets a big meat on the bone at the deli and nothing else. When he asks how much it costs, they just say it's on the house and try to get him to leave as soon as possible. They go like "Oh, really? Are you sure? I have some money." and sound surprised but pleased, like they're being done a personal favor. The employees insist. He's like "Alright, thanks!" and then asks the rat if she wants anything

───── COME HOME, PLEASE.

you don't remember how it happened. that was the problem, you don't remember how or when it happened. all you remembered was the arguments, the screaming. the smallest problem became such a big thing, a bigger thing than it should have been. you can't remember if it was a mutual thing, or one-sided. you watched her get further and further away by the second. your body wouldn't move, wouldn't move to reach out for her. all you knew was that it was over.

now it's just two souls, missing each other. no matter how hard you tried, you'd always miss her. stalkerish? maybe? crazy? definitely. were you over her? no. was she over you? who knows but, it hit her where it hurts, she didn't have you. she didn't have you in the night, to hold and kiss. she didn't have you in the day, laughing and smiling with. she didn't have you anywhere between morning and night. were you crazy that you couldn't stop thinking about the way she smiled at you? no. did you feel like an absolute asshole that you didn't want to see her look at someone else the way she looked at you? yes.

everything reminded you of her, no matter how hard you tried to ignore it. the random book you saw in the store window? reminded you that she had read it, multiple times. the random hoodie you saw some dude wearing? reminded you of all the times you stole hers. the slight smell of cigarettes? reminds you of when you would come home, finding her perched on the armchair, smoking away to her hearts content. even the fuckin radio reminded you of her.

“you don't like tacos, you despise them”

to her, you were like a love-sick puppy looking for its owner, but you already knew that. you knew you were like that whenever she was around you. did she know you are here because you are aware coming to the park is her favorite pastime? did she know you missed her? Did she know you missed her as much as she did? a frown was forming on your lips, the coldness of her hands brushing your own as she takes the food from your hands. “you despise them if I'm not the one who makes them”

“Vika...”

“Do you think this is easy for me?” She scoffs, a dry chuckle filling the awkward silence. “waiting here every night, waiting for you? looking like a complete idiot when you don't show up? sitting here night after night, hoping you haven't given up on me? i can handle many things, but i can't fucking handle you giving up on me or moving on”

“Giving up on you isn't an option. It's never been an option”

“Then why don't you ever show up?”

“Scared you were the one who moved on.. who didn't need me.. who doesn't love me..”

You are her world. Everything she did, was to protect you, keep you safe. she kept you safe from your head half the time, from yourself. To her, you are perfect. Even if you hate yourself sometimes, she reminds you that you are beautiful, that you were worth fighting for. She just wanted to make you happy. “I love you more than i loved you yesterday. I fell in love with you the minute you spilt coffee all over that stupid shirt. I love you even when we have disagreements. I never once stopped loving you. And I will always fucking need you. you're right here, and i still fucking need you. so please, stop fucking crying and look at me”

sight for sore eyes. even with tears running down your pretty face, you still looked effortlessly beautiful to her. Her Sweetheart. her warmth in the winter weather. her mood lifter when she wasn't feeling okay. You were the sugar to her coffee and that made you so much more sweeter to her. and she hated when you cried because you shouldn't, her girl shouldn't be crying.

you felt at home, her rough yet careful hands made refuge and cupped your face. her grey eyes checking over you, making sure you were healthy and not letting yourself go. the mix between her usual cigarettes and whiskey hit you in the face, and it was like she was breathing you in. not having you so close for so long drove her insane. now having you inches from her face, put her at ease because you were okay. you're here, and you're okay. “I'm not leaving” She whispered, nudging her nose against yours, fingers trailing your cheek. “I'm not leaving without you, not this time”

“I'm here Vika”

“I need you. I-I can't do this without you”

“I'm right here, Darling”

After rewatching Ghostbusters: Afterlife and also seeing Frozen Empire, can I just say how much I love the autistic, queer, butch science girl rep??

I ultimately grew into a transmasc NB but as someone who is AFAB I still would have been wow’d by that as a kid. And it still makes me feel seen, now.

Possibly controversial statement but I also love that none of Phoebe’s character traits are Big Plot Points; they’re just there. I do love her weird as fuck jokes though. That’s definitely a mood from my childhood 😂

don't want more of Today, but also don't want to go to sleep bcs then it'll be Tomorrow and tomorrow's plans are even worse. I feel like I'm going to lose at conversation. I can't communicate with the same level of depth of meaning that will be expected of me. I mostly just feel numb, empty, devoid of desire and direction. which makes it hard when someone is demanding emotions from you.

trying to communicate with my mom, who expects me to say all the right things and be a certain way while also verbally insisting that it's "ok that I'm not normal" or "why pretend to be normal" ,,, but yet you're still asking me to be "normal" with your actions and words. to meet you where you're at, to answer in ways that are coherent and are good for you. show up, be presentable, care, have well thought out responses. that is exhausting and the time my mask can stay up is getting shorter and shorter around my family.

I nearly didn't go to a haircut I scheduled for myself today just bcs I didn't want to. I didn't feel any drive to get out of bed, to do something for myself. what got me to go was the idea of the shame of not showing up for an appointment, maybe getting a phone call asking why I wasn't there. I'm still stuck in this state with no motivation or drive and having to drag myself to go places and do things. because I can't just stay in bed and do nothing for yet another month. at least when I take my meds, things are a bit more doable. but it's still hard seeing myself in this state and not really knowing what to do about it. usually motion begets more motion, but the ball is not rolling ! I don't have any inspiration to get me to do something else and everything is hard enough as it is.

Don't worry CT!Gordon, my Gordon has no idea how he became a dad either. He was in denial for over 50 years.

@bruhstation I hope you enjoy! I've been wanting to draw Gordon meeting Gordon for a while. I love your art it always hits me directly through my heart and I end up as a pile on the floor.

reading the nearly unanimously approved WGA strike announcement + the proposals/counter proposals between them and Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP), knowing damn well I not only have friends who write for the major networks insulting them with this “gig economy” undermining their union, but that every single writer on the ST staff listed on the official WGA roster…and we sure as hell aren’t getting that season until 2025 now:

man who is my coworker please stop challenge

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I made this for my dear snootual but I'm releasing it into the wild in hopes that it confuses the shit out of some innocent unsuspecting tumblr users.

Please if you stumble across this I am begging you to tag whatever you think the context is. For science.

Apparently, Alucard was a devout Christian (Orthodox at first then Catholic) before he rejected God. I believe that sometimes he corrects Anderson bible verses. And they stop the fight just to discuss bible.

some jackass (who really should know better by now bc of all the true crime stories he's read about high-risk lifestyles like prostitution leaving people vulnerable) while reading a true crime story about a different jackass who murdered multiple women who were prostituting themselves (usually to pay for the hardcore drugs their boyfriends got them on): sex work should be legal tho :/ isn't it proven that legalizing it makes it safer?

me, who has seen the Receipts that what he just said is 100% wrong but can also follow basic logic:

weird mile thought that just occurred to me: so mile has said he'd been asked to take other bl roles before right? and never really expressed any hesitation about taking one - like he was confident that it'd be his choice even though he wasn't a known actor, hadn't ever had an actual acting role before? and i was wondering at like this casual assumption that he'd be able to do a role, like he was almost deigning to take it rather than being insecure or worried about being good enough. and while i realize some of that is just mile (and the life experience of being rich and good-looking lol) i think some of it probably would also have been to do with the kinds of things he'd been offered?

i was thinking: someone described mile as kind of like a thai kim kardashian because he previously was sort of famous for being basically a rich socialite-type. and one thing you learn about thai bl shows if you pay even a little attention is that they love a cameo guest role from other bl actors or cps. there are always these little moments where some random encounter with a walk-on background character in a bl show seems to be dragged out a bit and given a confusing amount of time and significance where later you'll see everyone going crazy in the chat "omg it was so&so from last year's drama! they were the couple at the fashion show!!!" etc etc.

so how likely is it that the "roles" mile was offered were of that kind - attempts to take advantage of his celebrity and followers to bump the viewership of a bl drama with a cameo turn by "extremely handsome restaurant patron mile" or "extremely handsome businessman mile " or maybe even "extremely handsome suave beach-goer mile"?

it just seems very likely, considering how celebrity can function and also mile's kind of supreme confidence about picking and choosing from among offers.

but what i love, and what i realized might have been a little bit of an "f* you" on mile's part for the implied assumption that he maybe couldn't pull off a real role, is that he decided to go in and actually audition for kinnporsche when he heard about it, not for some kind of gravy star cameo, but for the full leading role, when he hadn't acted before.

like we all laugh that he heard it was based on himself and saw a chance that apo might be involved and jumped at it, but seriously. seriously, think: if kim kardashian one day just decided to audition for a genuine movie/tv role in idk succession or something - not a gimmick part, not a walk-on as "herself" - what would the reaction be??

do you think most celebrities could handle a full lead role like that? just ... decide to do it, and then not only pull it off, but do a brilliant job?

just, with all the sort of interpersonal stuff with daemi that's been sort of an avoided discussion and the way mile has said he'd read yok's work before, i'm speculating that going for a much bigger and more demanding role than maybe what he'd been offered before was a way for mile to make a kind of statement of his own, staking his own worth as an actor not just some 'pretty face with nice tits' (which is kind of how i feel like sometimes the whole cast got treated by the writers)

and that fills me anew with a kind of gleeful appreciation for his style and boldness.

cosmo wanda i fucking wish students understood that universities have limited reach and that public silence does not automatically mean no action is being taken internally and that the decisions of collectives / institutions do not reflect the decisions of all of the people within them (e.g. all faculty staff and administrators within an institution) etc etc. god DAMN it to hell. you people (not anyone reading this im saying this as if im talking to the student body at my school) look so fucking stupid @ing the social media accounts of distinct departments like that’s actually going to do anything. you think they ARENT doing anyrhing????? that’s probably ALL they’re focusing on rn and they’re spending days carefully gathering information so they can share it. and shit is hitting the fan in MULTIPLE areas rn if you haven’t noticed and also it’s winter fucking break so no one is even supposed to be working anyway. so what is wrong with you. why are you fucking making demands. getting a college to finally post an update about something is not the same as cancelling someone on twitter and the fact that so many of you think it is is indicative of how SICK our society has become. PLEASE calm down.

I hate modern collectable culture I hate scalpers I don't give a shit about resale value or whatever I just want trinkets of my silly little blorbos I'm gonna go fucking feral