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"What will you do without new shows" I haven't watched a mainstream television show as it released in years. I'm catching up on shows my parents liked in the 90s. I'm listening to fiction podcasts with 5 fans. I'm playing a video game the creators want you to pirate. I'm watching a minecraft roleplay. I may not know what I'm gonna do but I'm sure as hell not gonna be a fuckin scab babygirl.
#wga strike#sag aftra#sag aftra strike#podcasts#don't be a scab#drift speaks#I know it's more complicated than this and I am sympathetic toward folks who dont consume media in the manner I do#this is half for the internet funnies#also the media implied is west wing/mash; disco elysium#all minecraft roleplays and like every fiction podcast ever but especially#wolf 359#listen to wolf 359
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Why did I write this
#phoenix says boring stuff#jerma985#jerma#I feel like it was something that I wrote down really quick while half-asleep because I didn’t want to forget it#but I don’t know why I thought it was so important#I think maybe it was in the context of wanting to run a Jerma shitpost blog even though I don’t watch Jerma?#and maybe that was the joke or something where I didn’t watch Jerma but came up with bizarre posts based on him from like.#vibes n stuff. internet osmosis.#idk but I guess it is pretty funny
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idk why i'm so moody these days but i find my despair funny
aka my average day as of now
#1. impulsive silly thoughts#2. STOP FORGETTING TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!1 please :3 (note for myself me myself and i)#3. i get sad 🥱#4. tired#(tumblr deleted half of my tags. isnt that nice though you wont have to listen to my essay of vents nobody wanted to hear that)#vent art#wrylu#lu's canvas#negative thoughts below :) have some flowers 💐#sometimes i feel like i should get up more and spend time with my family i miss how it used to be#but you know what i suck and im practically glued to my chair and im lazy like if i was one of the 7 deadly sins i would be sloth#im surprised im not dead yet#this is purely for myself to speak my poor mind#no i actually hate this#i wanna die#i wish i was dead#not really#but still#i wish time just stopped so i can re evaluate my life#and whoa damn dysphoria makes an appearance ever#i wish i had a schlong (funny)#this is awful#sometimes i feel manipulative like i switch my emotions and personalities so hard#am i manipulating you guys??#i feel like im being sad for attention#ugh i hate that the internet is my comfort#thats bad isnt it#i feel like an attention seeker#why am i even writing this 🥱🥱#i cant wait to fall asleep forever
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#Thunderbirds Are Go#Scott Tracy#Touch and Go#man what a week and it's only Tuesday#it's been kinda funny tho#The internet is broken so half our library's resources are outta action#and the other half can't talk to each other#the students are like what do we dooo#ima like read a book lmao
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Sometimes I post something to my main that gets popular and someone in the notes is like ‘woah do you have a writeblr or any other writing you can share with us? :0’ and I just have to look over at the hundreds of thousands of words about torturing my blorbos and say ‘no sorry haha :]’ <- lying
#not whump#beans speaks#personal#sorry wow these tags got long it’s late and I took my meds late and the brain is going brrrrr as you can imagine.#*pours my heart and soul into tens of thousands of words carefully curated over months* 9 notes#*writes a 500 word half baked short story thats glorified Greek myth fanfic* 15k notes#I don’t care about the disparity I just think it’s funny. yeah I can write successful short form fiction.#but my real passion lies with brutalizing blorbo from my brain for an audience of me two internet randos and my stuffed isopod plushy#and I’m actually quite content with that reach. any more and I’d have to worry about pissing on the poor. <- reading comp webbed site#also my short fiction is not my best work on a technical level. I’ve had a few short stories go semi viral and it’s ALWAYS#bc a big name blog like gallus or seanan mg reblogged it. just goes to show how important reblogs are for sharing work.
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My day started by being woken by Leon knocking over the garbage bin, then I was further disturbed by a phone call from the doctor's office when I specifically asked not to be called in the morning, then I had to cancel my plans for the day due to the weather, then I came on Tumblr and someone got nitpicky about how I phrased something regarding Dungeon Meshi
I am in such a mood to fight someone rn I gotta restrain myself
Maybe I should go do some dishes
#and i was JUST telling a friend that we gotta resist starting internet fights sometimes for our own mental health#but#grrrrrrr me angy#me wanna fight errybody#gimme a punching bag#gimme a nail clipper and pinch up your skin gimme something to cut#that is an elvira kurt reference i am not gonna do that fr#can i just bitch that. someone who calls themself a fagdykeboygirl got offended that i used the phrase 'race-swapped'#when i was referring to a character.. whose race was changed... swapped even...#you got funny credentials for what's offensive my dude/tte#for the record i do not find any of the above offensive it just seems funny to me#to be ok with one but not the other#race-swapping can be done poorly! so can genderbending!#but i literally was just talking about a dwarf who became a half-foot#like. please#please get a hobby#mod post#angry mod#bitch mode#i really should go do some dishes lollll
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hot(?) guilty gear take:
danger time is fun and not nearly as bad a mechanic as some people like to claim. they're just salty when they lose to it
#crow.txt#like its a really hype mechanic. its fun to watch and tbh never bugged me that much to experience#granted i didnt go to tourneys ever but like#idk. both opponents are given the same things. is it kinda a reaction time game? certainly. but thats like all of fighting games#idk why its so Irredeemably Awful to a lot of players who probably never even play in tourneys they just like regurgitating the same things#repeatedly forever bc its the internet and predominantly reddit#even if the argument is that some matchups are skewed unfairly (like slayer pilebunkering repeatedly) i mean.... yeah? thats like#the fucking crux of fighting games. its not specific to danger time. you can make that argument about literally anything#you could make that argument about certain overdrive mechanics in blazblue#i can see how it would be frustrating in a tourney but if youre getting THAT big mad about losing this specific way then.. man idk#is it that different than being beaten normally. not really#the real unspoken bullshit mechanic is being able to instant kill functionally whenever you want. THATS the tourney killer#its unrealistic in the vast majority of scenarios but like... at least with like every other game. blazblue and unib#you have to EARN it at least a little. yeah the consequences of whiffing are major but also with stun in xrd it can be easier to land#even when someone is a huge dick about astralling me in blazblue i dont get nearly as tilted about it as i would#at getting hit by a bs instant kill setup like first round in xrd. are you kidding me. holy shit#at least astrals have to be match point. you literally Do have to earn it. unib you yourself have to be half dead rather than the opponent#being able to instant kill just Whenever feels so much cheaper#getting off my soapbox for an opinion nobody asked for. even tho strive damage is already crazy insane#danger time was a fun mechanic and idk a danger time mod might be funny. never seen anything quite like it but thats true of a lot of gg#only guy on earth who misses danger time apparently
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play online with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#this was made because of tf2#i wanna play but unfortunately i think people will want me FUCKING DEAD KILLED AND MURDERED irl if im bad at the game ive never played befo#ofc not gonna happen but what if a person on the internet thinks that for half a second then forgets??? ill be ruined!! tarnished forever!!#apparently#according 2 my brain#fun fact i found out abt tf2 via sfm and looked it up#(i was tiny itty bitty btw this is important information)#and i heard stuff about it being shut down FOREVER!!!!!!! and unplayable and stuff.. & just believed it and went OK!!! tf2 doesnt exist#& then i prompty forgot#until recently but it looks soooo fun#but also i have an anxiety disorder that kept me from leaving my house and home 99% of the time for 2 yrs#and now im TEARING EVRYTHING UP#LET ME IIIINNNNN LET ME IN TF2#also applies to lethal league but to a lesser extent#sorry for rambling#funny how i use ta spend 100% of my time on animal jam (an online game) and now if i even THINK about an online game im like#“yeah but imagine if the entire userbase wanted you dead lol” like OKAY BRAAINNN#nothing happened on aj to make me feel this way btw i look back on aj very fondly#i do still think that da stamp from user thisdastampdoesnotexist still applies#that one where its like#animal jam logo on a black background with white text reading “i will ruin your life and everything in it”#i love that thang sm#<3 animal jam sucked lowkey but i still love it to death#and im talking about CLASSIC not fucking PLAY WILD which i will never not call play wild because its play wild#you will never be animal jam classic animal jam play wild#my relationship with animal jam is like that screenshot of a set of text messages that read as follows:#Imy 😢😢😢#i miss you too 🥺#i was so drunk i dont miss you bitch#<- me and animal jam
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he is not amused.....
#barry steakfries#jetpack joyride#sketch#barry after you call him barreth for the 50th time and he's past the point of embarrassment and is now just grumpy about it#i'm in love with the fact his name's comically long and ridiculous#fuckin barreth mcsteakington friesenhausen.#one of the characters in AOZ has a ridiculous name as well (miss rubenstein sexypants) so i'm happy they kept that going in the vlog#i feel like he dreads going to family gatherings specifically because of that name because it's embarrassing#and he just has to put up with it for a night and a half#also i like to think craig would lightly tease him about it if he found out what his whole name is#he'd think it's actually kind of a cute name but also make fun of barry for it because it's funny seeing him get embarrassed#also speaking of that episode of the vlog: as an queenslander barry's mum is incredibly accurate to how quite a few people here are like#like her story about her friend getting hit by a bus after using the internet feels like something i'd hear a weird aunt or neighbour say#i think most of halfbrick's fans aren't australian so i find it really funny when people call barry british or get confused at certain term#and i have seen some people call barry british before and i feel this mixture of amusement and confusion about it#because 1. that's just really funny that people tend to immediately assume that pronouncing stuff like tomato as “tomahhto” = british#but also 2. have you even heard a british person. i assure you they often don't sound like us australians#especially with the many different variations in their accents depending on what area they come from#anyway.... barry grumpy :3#i like how i always end up going on long tangents in the tags about random loosely related shit#it's the autism brain going off
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"What will you do without new shows" I haven't watched a mainstream television show as it released in years. I'm catching up on shows my parents liked in the 90s. I'm listening to fiction podcasts with 5 fans. I'm playing a video game the creators want you to pirate. I'm watching a minecraft roleplay. I may not know what I'm gonna do but I'm sure as hell not gonna be a fuckin scab babygirl.
#wga strike#sag aftra#sag aftra strike#podcasts#don't be a scab#drift speaks#I know it's more complicated than this and I am sympathetic toward folks who dont consume media in the manner I do#this is half for the internet funnies#also the media implied is west wing/mash; disco elysium#all minecraft roleplays and like every fiction podcast ever but especially#wolf 359#listen to wolf 359#disco elysium#west wing#mash#mcyt
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so many AITA responses here are either "touch grass internet nonissue" or "this is above the internet's paygrade why did u even sumbit it" like do u even want to work. is nothing enough for you. just click the damn button.
#also as if half the (adult) people who submit didn't already know things are nonissues or they need professional/legal help outside of it#it's a funny internet jerk button click game to gauge a general audience response#also ALSO as if the terminally online ones weren't some of the most fun#nonsense
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Bit of an opinionated rant but:
Idk why everyone is so upset over the Zelda timeline and the Zelda continuity or whatever. I like the huge spaghetti mess that is Zelda lore. I like that the developers don’t give a fuck about consistency. I’m glad it gives them the freedom to make whatever the fuck in their games.
Is it perfect? No. Could it be better? Of course!
But isn’t half the fun of being a Zelda theorist, playing with the puzzle pieces yourself? For me personally, it doesn’t matter if Nintendo never had this grand master plan of the Zelda lore. It means everyone can come to their own conclusions on the origin of the heroes or the magic or the different groups of people. And that’s kinda by design.
#idk#i have seen one too many Zelda takes that I personally disagree with#sometimes people have valid criticism and sometimes their problem is that they lack imagination#there’s so much ‘well it’s not as good as [insert their fav zelda game]’ or ‘they should’ve done it just like [xxx Zelda]’#and like sometimes those games that they’re saying are so much better have like exactly the same pitfalls#or the person complaining just lacks the imagination to think about what couldn’t happened in the timeline#it’s literally up to player interpretation if you hate a game you can just idk decanonise it if you want#hhh#idk idk#gonna unfollow some people bc I swear half the Zelda content I see is ppl shitting on totk#and yeah it’s not a perfect game and it’s not my favourite and I’ve got complaints too#but it really feels like ppl are complaining because it wasn’t exactly how they envisioned it#like besties if you wanted it to be like any other Zelda then play those other zeldas instead#like totk is not even making my top 5 probably just bc I enjoyed other zeldas more#but imo people are being annoying about it#i mean that with love I’m not trying to pick a fight I’m just idk venting into the internet about dumb video games#Mayhaps I’ll delete later#loz#whatever I’ll just go back to playing the funny hatsune Miku game#i just watched a lesbian wedding in that game#it’s sunny somewhere
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every day i wake up i check my blog i kill the three or four pornbots that followed me in hte night and hten i vanish into the ether
#well i still have half an hour left before vanishing time but please. i am sobbing#i want them Gone. i want them Out#i can only make so many jokes abt how many beautiful women on the internet find me to be the funniest little guy#admittedly many beautiful women on the internet DO find me to be the funniest little guy but not the BOTS#sorry for being so funny and sexy and smart and beautiful. as if its my fault#personal
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hi donovan dont mind me scrolling thru ur rgu tag for hours ✌️
rgu and its magic spell that makes you think about rgu. its diabolical and it will never lift.
#VERY funny to wake up to the notification of 75+ notes and rising. i understand. utena does this to a person.#1. you should read the palace perspective when youre in the headspace for it. its on internet archive/ao3/i have a pdf vers i can link you.#2. you should read half unfolds her glowing heart by gloriousmonsters. talks abt anthy and mamiya. its good.#3. im going to hunt down some nanami art on twitter that makes me lose my mind and rt it again so watch for that. godspeed.#ask me no questions and ill tell you no lies#NOOOO SCRATCH THAT LAST ONE THEY DELETED IT *EXPLOSION SFX*
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if my main goal was to get into arguments about people who aren't real, and explain for the millionth time that reading comprehension and critical thinking are actually useful skills that you should know, you do realise that i just wouldn't bother with the whole writing thing, right?
#its so funny to me when anons come into my inbox ready to get in a fight#like..... you must realise that i have the home turf advantage here right?#an ask full of half-hearted roasts and unusual spelling is not going to convince me that i am wrong and evil#i like to spend my time on the internet doing things that are fun and that don't piss me off#so why exactly do you think i'm going to waste my time dunking on you when i don't agree with you?#if i don't like what you have to say the quite frankly i don't have to talk to you on my blog#in the same way that you owe me nothing - i actually owe YOU nothing as well#i am not entitled to your time and attention and you should not treat me as though i am#and in the same way - you are not entitled to my time or attention either#if you have something to say and your first thought is 'i have to be on anon bc i don't want anyone to know who i am'?#then know that i am laughing at you very hard#say it with your whole chest and own up to that being your opinion - or sit down and stop talking#actually i have a better idea - BLOCK ME and THEN go and do whatever else you were doing#i assume it's maths homework or a book report or something#we don't need to agree - and to be honest i don't really care what your hot takes are about people who don't exist#do enjoy your evening
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