Why is that whenever i get a 10x battle i always get inflicted with curse of lose horribly
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clamblitz is my favorite ranked mode im sorry
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hyperfixations are so crazy because you never know whether this next thing you like is going to be a short-term interest or if it's going to change your entire life forever
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do you think it's the same king salmonid every time. like he shows up like "not this shit again. how many times do I need to teach you this lesson cephalofreaks"
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who wants to cosplay parallel canon and terrorize children in turf war with me
EDIT: "parallelcanon" is short enough for a pool name so!!! I will be in there if anyone wants to play
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my fellow squids… i am going to be so real. i expected nintendo to be cowards. i never in a million years thought we’d get something this overt. i am Reeling
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i of course dont at all regret the peppy anime girl-type agent 8 from 14-crush that everyone’s kinda come to know me for but i think if i made agents now (almost five years later) agent 8 would just be an unknowable weirdo. ask them something and they’ll just look at you unblinking bc they didnt feel like answering
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orion is canonly confirmed in-game to be nonbinary. big day for a very specific subsection of splatband fans
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MADE MY FIRST FRIEND AT COLLEGE CAUSE SHE PLAYED SPLATOON AND WHEN WE TALK ON DISCORD SHE LITERALLY ASKS THIS HELPPP
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